NOT A SICK DAY For Over Thirty Years! RESULT OF USING AYER'SPILLS "Ayer's Cathartic Pills for over thirty years have kept me in good health, never having had a sick day in all that time. Before I was twenty I suffered almost continually as a result of con stipation from dyspepsia, headaches, neuralgia, or boils and other eruptive diseases. When I became convinced 1 few, M y ft, r St .&;, ,,. .8 that nine-tenths of my troubles were caused by constipation, I began the use of Ayer's Pills, with the most satisfac tory results, never ' having a single attack that did not readily yield to this remedy. My wife, who had been an invalid for years, also began to us Ayer's Pills, and her health was quickly restored. With my children I had no ticed that nearly all their ailments were preceded by constipation, and I soon had the pleasure of knowing that with children as with parents, Ayer's Pills, if taken in season, avert all danger of Bickness." H. "YVettstein, Byron, III. AYER'S PILLS Highest Honors at World's Fair.. Ayer's Sareaparilla Strengthens the System. COINED IN CHINA. Clew to Source ol Counterfeit Half-Dol-lars Circulated on the Coast. At last, tbo United States secret serv ice authorities have struck a lead to the source from which have come the thousands of almost perfect imitation half dollars circulated throughout the Pacific coast. It is believed the counterfeits, which absolutel3r defy detection, except, when under a powerful magnifying- ylass in the hands of a clever expert, wore made by Chinese in their native land and brought to this country lat summer by the members of the troupe of Chi nese actors who came to America to perforin at the Atlanta exposition. Al most the entire troupe is now in San Francisco, having been filling engage ments in Chinatown theaters since re turning from the east.- It i:! estimated that $20,000 of the un iinihorixed coins have been disposed of by the Chinese, and that "little Pete." the Chinaman of recent ra.ee 1 rack-job notoriety, was hack of the scheme. However, the $2'.),C0O realized lias not been clear profit, as the coun terfeits contain almost the same amount of pure silver a.s lo the regular ly minted half-dollars, but t he extreme ly low price of silver bullion gave the counterfeiters n good profit. BENEDICT ARNOLD MANSION. One of the Finest Sp? inij-nn of Colonial Architecture to Be Restored. The Benedict Arnold mansion in Fair mount park. Philadelphia, is to be re stored to its original condition by the Kairmount Park Art association. It was built in 1761 by John J.IcPherson, and with the large estate surrounding ' it was sold to Benedict Arnold 'for $S0, 000. The property was ' forfeited in 17T6 on account of Arnold's treason, and sold to Col. Richard Hamilton in 1781. It became the property of the city of Philadelphia in 1SCS, and since 1878 has been used as a restaurant and dwelling. So few alterations have been made in it that it stands to-day prac tically as it was when built. It is re garded as one of the finest specimens of colonial architecture in the country. Tramps of Tender Years. Sleeping in the open air is a grievous and severelj'-punished offense in Eng land. Two little girls, one five years old, the other two, were brought before a London police magistrate recently, charged with sleeping out without vis ible means of subsistence. Ha refused to commit them and ordered them to be let loose in the streets again, as their parents had abandoned them. Reporters Assault Boer Names. During the Jameson trial in London, the stenographic reporters had a hard time with the Boer names that came tripping off the tongues of the wit nesses. In one instance a place is men tioned which appears in the depositions as Van Uithoouis Winkcl.-piiiit. The nearest the Evening Standard reporter got to it was Van Nit Hookiswinkel Sprint; the Globe gentry modified this to Van Nit Hooriswinkel, while the Sun simplified it to Van Oudtshhoorn's, and the Evening News boldly made one fear some word of it, thus: Vanoudt.scha wanswinkle. The rest .of the reporters, like prudent men. declined it alto gether. Subscribe for Thb Chronicle The Institute. In the mental arithmetic work this morning Prof. Gavin showed how quan tity could be represented by straight Hues, and when properly applied could he used to illustrate any problem in the book. The class has about completed the book to advanced course. As a rule teachers are more -deficient in mental arithmetic than in written. In the reading and phonics class a review of principles of pronunciation was called tor and were reproduced. The following words were given to be pronounced properly: Aerial, ally, allies, alternate, Ametican, appa ratus, apricot, canine, excursion, equa tion, culinary, discern, dishonest. The class ia literature took up' the works of Dryderi, and will devote about one-half the time to biography. Theory Reproduction of five princi pal points to be gathered from a story read to the class last Friday. Teach a few things and teach them well, was a principle well illustrated in a recitation. The lesson was taught of a fitting re spect for elders. Physiology Care of the body ; per spiration. United States History Grant's ad ministration. The five successive steps in the election of a president; were traced from the primaries to the inauguration. Composition Class considered sen tence structure. ; Spelling class began work on word building. The plan of the work, as ar ranged by Miss Hill, is to finish' the text as outlined in Reed's Word Lessons. Analysis of small letters was com pleted in the writing lesson today. This afternoon Mr. Shelley was pres ent and 'explained the law granting certificates given to teachers. PKKSONAL. MENTION Troy Shelley arrived on the local train today from Hood River. Mr. VV. Lord returned todav from the seaside, where his family now is. Mr. Nello Johnson is up from Oregon City, and is a gnest at the O. E. Taylor farm. Mrs. Laura NLogan and Miss Laura Knowles of PorVapd arrived in the city Saturday by thO&egulator and are visit ing Mrs. J. B. tfroSsen. Messrs. W. H. Buf and John Michel! left tor Portland this afternoon to attend the grand council of . Red Men. Ad Kellar left 3-esterday on the same mis sion. Mr. W. L. Norman and daughter left last night for Southern Missouri. A lormer resident of that country says tbey are going right into a bakeoven at this season of the vear. It I the Most Appurate Instrument De visod by IVTan. A chronometer is the most accurate instrument. devised by man. The grcai er part of the chronometer's mechanism resembles that of the common -watch, but is constructed v.ilii every r-sibit provision to insure accuracy. so per fect is the instrument that even as far back as 1720 Mr. Harrison produced a chronometer which did not vary a sec ond in ten years. Everything has been done in the manufacture of this marvel ous piece of mechanism to avoid error that human ingenuity can devise. Per haps the most wonderful feature of the chronometer is the compensation bal ance, a beautiful contrivance for coun teracting the effect of changes of tem perature, which, by causing an ordi nary balance to expand and contract, bring about variation of time. So beautifully is the balance maintained that a siiip may pass from the torrid zone to the neighborhood of the jxle it self, and the chronometer will not vary a second. German Women Societies. There are at. the present time no less than 1,500 societies in Germany organ ized for the protection ol" youngwomen of the working classes ;ik! devoted to their interests. A weekly journal with a circulation of 13,000 copier, i : printed for their benefit. . The Tables Turned. In England it is a common thing to see clergymen's wives invii ing ladies to come to them" as general servants for the honor and glory of the thing, but the tables have been turned by three ladies in a London suburb, who have ad vertised for a gentlewoman to do ; Ik work of their cottage. The gentle woman required must, according to the advertisement, not only be strong, ac tive and an early riser, but must be a clergyman's or professional man's daughter. A critic remarks that the advertisers would doubtless feel de graded by sleeping in a bed r.nl" by Un hands of a young woman v. !. ;:thcr had been in trad".' When Baby was sielc, we ga.re her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. 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Through Ticket Office, 131 Third street, where through ;ickets to all points in the Eastern States, Caisjida and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from - 1 .1. B. KIBKI.AND. Ticket Agent. : All abpve nuiuH arrive at and depart jrom Grand Central Station, Fifth and I streets. YAMHILL DIVISION". Pafsenger leiot, loot of Jederson street. Leave for OSWECO. week days, at 6:00. 7:20. 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:55. 5:15, 6:30 p. m..S:00 p. m., una 11:30 p. in. on Saturday only. Arrive at r ortiana, 7:10, 8:30, ll:'; a. m., 1:30, 4:15, 6:20, 7:40. 9:05 p. in. Leave for Sheridan, week davs,' at 4:30 p. Hi. Arrive at Portland, a::50 a. in. Leave for A1RLIE on Mondav, Wednesday-aud Fri-iay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland. Tues day", Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m. uuuhj miuB n n i.uu leave at j:w, 11:00 a. m., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30. 5:30, G:S0 p.m. Arrive at Portland at 12:35,8:40, 10:30 a. m 12:15, 1:50, 3:15. 4: 15, 6:30, 7:55 p. 111. R. KOEHLUR, E. P. ROGERS, Manager. Asst. ti. F. & Pass. 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