on IMTOlO MISERY FROM RHEUMATIS C. H. King, Water Valley, Miss., cured by Ayer's Sarsaparsifa 'Tor five years. I siill'ored untold misery from muscular rheumatism. I tried every known remedy, consulted Jlie best physi cians, visited IlotSuriiiS. Ark., three times, spending $1000 there, besides doctors' bills; but could obtain only temporary relief. My flesh wa3 wasted uw;iy so tliiit I weighed only ninety-three pounds; my left arm and leg were drawn out of .shape, the mu3cies 5 i being twisted up In knots. I was unable to dress myself, except with assistance, and could only hobble about by using a cane. I had no appetite, and was assured, by the doctors, that I could not live. The pains, at times, were so awful, that I could procure relief only by means of hypodermic injec tions of morphine. I hud my limbs bandaged in clay, in sulphur, in poultices; but these gave only temporary relief. After trying everything, and suffering the most awful tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilki. Inside of two months, I was able to walk without a cane. In three months, my limbs began to strengthen, and in the course of a year, I was cured. M y weight has increased to 105 pounds, and I am now able to do my full day's work as a railroad blacksmith." The Only World's Fair Sarsaparilla. .TEK'S PXI7.S rM Headache WONDERS OF SCIENCE. They Compel Us to Hullcve Almost Any thing Possible. People are nov f;u:iiliar with the iil'u of storiug'tipsountl for future use so that a man's voiee can be heard long after lie is dead. It has recently Iktj i-ufi-sted that somewhere in the storehouse of nature the sifrht of all that has taken place is stored up, and that Moses got liis account of the creation from a kind of kinetoscope which was disclosed to him as he stood in the cleft of the rock and saw the pictures of the procession of evenft pass by. As Dr. Johnson said. we have seen so much that we are pre pared to believe more. When people in New York city can hear the roar of Niagara, when machinery cau be driven by a water wheel 3(r miles distant, when wc can see through boards and take pho tographs of n fat man's boues and the money in his pockets, when we can ialk with our friends a thousand miles away and recognize the tones of their voices, when we can warm the baby's milk at nig-lit by touching-a button, we must be obstinate, indeed, if we refuse to believe anything. There is nothing in the "Arabian Nights" as marvelous as the things seen at the electrical exposi tion in New York. And yet. says the Baltimore Sun, if we apply the logic of David Hume in his essays 'on the mir acles to these things, we should refuse tc believe that a photograph of a living man's skeleton may tie taken. Hume re fused to credit, the miracles because they are contrary to all human experi ence. It is a matter of curious specula tion, have we reached the limit of knowledge of electricity, or are we upon the threshold of scientific rerelations? Will we in time discover that apartment of nature's storehouse -where she keeps the sights and sounds of past, ages? Dainty Trifled. Baby pins come in sets of three, con nected by fine gold chains. Pretty two-tined strawberry forks show berry vines and leaves in decora tion. Rococo enamled hairpins, set with jewels, assist in modern hairdressing. Cut glass atomizers with silver-plated mountings increase in demand as the tstason advances. Silver-mounted belts and bags are in eluded among other silver equipments tor the fair cyclist. Convenient accompaniments to the ' ' chafing dish are the chafing dish spoon and alcohol flapon of silver. Cut glass sugar sifters with sterling silver tops assume a. new importance with the advent of the berry season. Jewelers' Circular. When yon find a person who has tried Simmons Liver Regulator you are sure to hear them say something in its favor, Mrs. G. T. Judy, Blue Grass, 111., re- cently wrote : "I cannot do without Simmons Liver Regulator since I know the value of it as a family medicine.' And Dr. W. P. Gibbs.of Beaufort, S. C. says: "I prescribe Simmons Liver Reg- nlator, and know it to be a first-class liver medicine." No more BOILS, no more PIMPLE3 'Use Kinersly's Iron Tonic. The Snipes AVER'S Kinersly Drug Co. Telephone No. 3. PERSONAL MENTION. Jos, Folcoleft for the Locks this morning- . . ... " Miss Etta Story left for Portland this morning. Mrs. S. H. Frazier.went to Hood River this morning. Rev. A. Bronsgee6t went to the Locks th is afternoon. Mr. Kerr, of Kerr & Buckley, went to Portland this morning. Mr. A. J. Dnfur left on the west bound train to join his family. Mrs. E. C. Newman and little son left this morning for Portland. Mr. L. Clark went to the mountains near Wind river this morning, seeking the heart of nature. Mr. and Mrs. Bigare, Miss Ethel Dem ing and Miss Gertrude Davis left for Clatsop beach this morning. Mrs. John Parrot and family and Miss Allen left for Mount Hood this morning to be absent several weeks. Mis Emma Morse, who has been in the city for the past two weeks visiting the families of Messrs. Butler and Ruch, retnrned to Portland this morning. Mr. I. C. jindMisa Julia Nickelsen went to HooJfcJJlVer this morning, where Miss Julia wiX remain. Mr. Nickelsen will returnfne evening with Miss Clara. These Mutt Co at Once. A home with lot, worth $900 ; $750 takes it. Owner leaving city, and must i sell. Three lots only five blocks from i Court house. Lay in fair shape; $150 I for the three. One hne business lot in heart of city ; $800. Among a multitude of offerings, these three are the very best. Match them if you can. Feed D. Him,, Real Estate & Fire Insurance. Room 12, Chapman Block. mayl-tf Through trains on the O. R. & N will ran via Umatilla, Walla Walla and Pen dleton. Through sleepers, first and sec ond class will ran in connection with the Union Prcific, the same as heretofore. A through first-class sleeper from Port land to Spokane, connecting with the first-class sleeper to St. Paul and a through tourist sleeper from Portland to St. Paul, will be run in connection with the Great Northern railway. E. E. Lytle, Agent. " Baoklen'o Amu b&1t. The best salve in the world for cuts, brmsea, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Blakeley and Houghton, druggists. THE Snipes-Kimly Drug Co. Drugs, Paints, Wall Paper, Glass. Etc. 129 Second St., THE DALLES, - - OR. Harry Li ebb. PRACTICAL Watchmaker! Jeweler All wort promptly attended to, and warranted. For Rent. The lower storv of the Micheibach block, cor ner of Second and Union streets, now vacant. will be rentad on a Joue or snort time lease at reasonable figures. Also the Micoelbach garden and inut. orchard with buildings for occupation. A' pi..' to , eorG Williams, administrator ox tne xicucioacn estate. apr3-tf FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. TRANSACT A GENERALBANKING BU8INES Letters of J .' lit ii)l iiiU1) Eastern States. Sight; Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on. New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Ore gon, Seattle Wash,, and varions points in Oregon and Washington. Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. 1 iTTl W It fes. '- I BATTLE J PLUC- Off for a Six P m No matter how much you are charged for a small piece of other brands, the chew is no better than "Battle Ax." For iO cents you get almost twice as much as of other high grade BLACKWELLS Yon will find one coupon Inside eacb. two ouaee Tjap, and two coupons inside each four onnce bag of Black well's llnrham. Bay a bag at tills , celebrated tobacco and read the coupon which gives a Blst o -valuable pres ents anil how to get them. i a m m m - m m m n x t. a. m n- w- v i j i i n n - ui - - s tk - i PKKPARATIONS FOR The Great OF NOVEMBER 3 ABE ALREADY UNDER WAY. ANEW President of the United States 13 TO B"E ELECTED, AND THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE will, as always, be found in the thickest of the fight, battling vigorously for sound business principles, which will bring prine prosperity to the cation. . The New York WEEKLY TRIBUNE is not only the leading Republican paper of the country, but is pre-eminently a national family newspaper. Its campaign news and diacuesions will interest every American citizen. All . the news of the day, foreign correspondence, agricultural department, market reports, short stories complete in each , number, comic pictures, fashion plates with elaborate descriptions, and a variety of items of household interest, make up an ideal family paper. . We furnish the "Semi-Weekly Chronicle and "New York Weekly Tribune" (both papere), ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $175, CASH IN ADVANCE. The regular subscription price of the two papers is ?2.75. Subscrip tions mav begin at any time. Address all orders to Chronicle Pub. Co. Write your name and ad dress on a postal card, send it to Geo. Vf. Best, Room 2, Tribune Building, New York City, and a ample copy of The New York Weekly Tribune will be mailed to you. . , Months' Trip. goods. p$iv ' -. f SEE? Battle "The Regulator Line' Tlie Dalles. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Reig'atBUi! Passenger Lis Through Dailv Tries tSundava ex cepted) between The Dalles and Tort land. isteamer, Kegulator!eaves Tht Dalles at 3 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Bteamer Danes vjity leaves l'ortland (Oak et-cet dock) at 7 a. m.. connect ing witn Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. . . SSENUKK K.lTEi. One way . : . . . Round trip.. . 3.0(1 Rates Greatly Rsducsd. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, ivith aut delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address. W. C. ALLAWAY General Agent THE DALLES. OREGON Ffl ORTHERN j PACIFIC R. R. n n s Pullman Elegent Tomist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars ST. PA IT 1. MINNEAPOLIS DCLVTH AND FilKF CKOOKSTON . . WINNIPEG i BCTTK TO Thfoagh Tickets CHICAGO T WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA NEW VOKK BOSTON AND ALL POINTS EAST and SOUTH For Information, time cards, maps and tickets, cal on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 255, Morrison Cor. Third. Portland, Oregon J. S: Schink, President. J. M. Pattekson. Cashier. f irst Rational Baak. THE DALLES. I I A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco an ' Port land. DIRBOTORS. D. P. Thompson. Jko. S. Schknck. Ed. M. Williahs, Geo. A. Liebx. H. M. Beai l. RIPANS The modem stand ard Family Medi cine : Cures the common every-day ills of humanity. -.. mfS mum The Daisy McCornaick Reaper, the best on earth, is sold by John M. Fil loon, East End, The Dalles, Or. Money! Money! Money! To pay Wasco county warrants regis tered prior to July 3, 1892. Interest ceases after May 15, 1896. C. L. Phillips, mylS-tf Conntv Treaa. lalle9-Moro Stagre ' Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a. m. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Douglas Ali.en, Prop. Mrs. Hogan will, for the next 30 days, make a cut on photographs. Call and get her prices. iu!3 dlw Otto Birgfeld is now rt-ady to supply amities with the celebrated Gambrinus keg or bottle beer, delivered free of charge to any pr.rt of the city. Tele phone 34. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OF THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive ut Portland. LEAVE. UtOM JUNE 23, 1895. ARSIVR. f OVKRI.AND EX-1 I press, Salein, Hose- 4 I burg, Ashland, Sue- I J raiuento, Ogdeu,tian Frunciseo, Mojave, f i Los Angeles, El Paso, j I New Orleans and I I East I 'S:.- P. M. 8:10 A. M. 'S:30 A. M. Uoseburg and way sta tions 4:10 P. M. iVia Woodunrn fori Mt.Anpel, Silverton, I West Seio, Browns- ville,Sirtngiield and j Natron I Daily except Sundays. except Sundays. 10 .00 A.M. t 6:VM P.M. t 8:25 P.M. 4:00 P. M. Salein and way stations 7:: A. M. M: P.M. juorvuins ana way fKtations ( JMeMinuville and ( way stations Daily. fDaily, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PCU.MAN BDFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLAS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Through Ticket Oflice, 1:4 Third street, where through -tickets to all points in the Eastern Stttcs, Canada and Kurope can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAKI), Ticket Agent. All ubovc trains arrive at and depart irora Grand Central Station, Fifth and I streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Pafsenger Depot, foot of Jeilerson street. Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:53, 5:15, 6:30 p. m., 8:00 p. m., anu 11:30 p. in. on Saturday onlv. Arrive at Portland, 7:10, 8:30, 11;2J a. in., 1:00, 4:15, 6:20, 7:40. 9;05 p. m. Leave for Sheridan, week days, t 4:30 p.m. Arrive at Portland, 9:80 a. m Jeave for A1KLIK on Monday, Wednesday and Fri:av at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues dav, Thursday and Saturday at S:05 p. in. Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:30, 9:00, 11:00 a. m., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30, 5:30, C:50 p.m. Ariive at Portland at 12:35,8:10, 10:30 a. m 12:13, 1:50, 3:13, 4:15, 6:30, 7:55 p. m. tK. KOEHLER, K. P. ROGETtS, Manairer. Asst. (.. F. .t Pass. Act. Whea Baby was sick, -we eav her Castoris. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Sliss, she clung to Castoria. VieTi sne had Children, she g-ve them Caatoria, Cblehaoter'a Fmclloh Dlanond Brand. ENNYRQYAL PILLS vrislnitl and Only Cennlne. safe, ajwayu reliable, ladies axk . Druggist for Chtr.htMter Kuoltah Dia-a mond Brand in lted and Gold metallicX JNvves, seated with blue ribbon. Take 'tionji attd imlt itUtTu. At DroKciftta. or aend 4. in stamps for liartlculara, testimonials an4 "icouer tor iaaic." m uiter, dt recarn : .Hail. IWiVVV l itnmt! rnprr nlLOGD POlSDn A SPECIALT Y35S!5IS Eiarx ruisun permanently cured In 15 to85 days. Yon can be treated at home for same pricennder same sruaran tTm It ron prefer to come here wewillcon. tract to pay railroad fareand hotel bills,and ooehaxve, if we fall to core, if you have taken mer cury, fodlde potash, and still have aches and pains. Mucous Patches in month, Wore Throat. Pimples, Copper Colored Spots, Ulcers on any part of the body. Hair or Eyebrows falling; out. It is this Secondary BLOOD POISON rnsnntee to enre. We solicifc tha moat nh.fi. - Date cases and challenge the world for s case we cannot core. This disease has always baffled the skill of the most eminent physi cians. S 500,000 capital behind our uneondK Clonal guaranty. Absolute proofs sent sealed on application. Address COOK REMEDY COa. SO? ttasonlo Temple, C1UOAUU, lXi Subscribe for The Chkoniclk. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at The Dalles, Or., May 4, 1896. ( Notice is hereby given that the followingr named settler has filed notice of bit intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof -will be made before the register and receiver at The Dalles. Oregon, on J une 20, 1896. viz: James F. Elliott, Hd. K Xo. 3269, for the XW'4, Sec. 22, Tp. IN, R 13 E He names the following witnesses to prov his continuous residence upon and cultivation of, said land, viz: J. W. Allen, U. J. Hurst James Hurst, W. Bennett, all of The Dalles, Or may6-i JAS. F. MOORE. Register NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Officx, The Dalles, Or., J April SO, 1896. Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to . make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the register and receiver of the U. S. Land office, The Dalles, Or., on June 13, 189G, viz.: -William A. Doyle,' Hd E, No. 37S7, for the NWJ, Sec 19, Tp 1 8 R 13 E, W M. He names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of said land, vis: George W. Covert, J. A. Wagner, and Pat Hi wins, of . Endersby, . and Joseph Means, The Dalles ml-i JAS. F. MOORE, Register. i r