I'M J udtoiId osery RHEUlTsATISEY. C. H. Kin;, Water Valley', Hiss., cured hy Ayer's Sarsaparilla "For five years. I suffered untold misery from muscular rheumatism. I tried every known remedy, consulted the best physi cians, visited Hot Springs, Ark., three times, spending $1000 there, besides doctors' bills; hut could obtain only temporary relief. My flesh was wasted away so that I weighed only ninety-three .pounds: my left arm and leg were drawn out-M-shape, the muscles .being twisted up In knots. I was nnable to dress myself, except with assistance, and could only hobble about by using a cane. I had no appetite, and was assured, by the doctors, that I could not live. The pains, at times, were so awful, that I could procure relief only by means of hypodermic injec tions of morphine. I had my limbs bandaged In clay, In sulphur, in poultices; but these gave only temporary relief. After trying everything, and suffering the most awful tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Inside of two months, I was able to walk without a cane. In three months, my limbs began to strengthen, and in the course of a year, I was cured. My weight has increased to 1G5 pounds, and I am now able to do my full day's work as a railroad blacksmith." The Only World's Fair Sarsaparilla. -A YKJt'S I'ITj.S cure Headache. . QUEENSLAND. It Is Hot There, Hut the People Are Happy. . "Xo rain had fallen for eight months, and the hot air was thick with a stifling haze of dust. The mighty I'lhick'rs, :i Aast river, of sand, m ith water beju-ath. mocked the parched township, the dusty downs ajid the burning' .limbs of the population. "Frequently all the doors and win dows of the wretched tin and wood houses had to bt' hurriedly closed to keep out the hateful sirocco. The al most bare downs rolled away into the distance, with pillars of du at a thousand feet high, traveling' along in the scorch ing whirlwinds, at a few miles distance from eiich other, like giants striking through the luiul. rearing their dim heads into the brass-colored sky. These dust spouts are only a few feet indiam etor for hundreds of feet up. They come eddying along, sometimes lifting even oil tins and corrugated iron; and WW betide the houses they take in their track, for they fill them with d:rt and rubbish, making a clatter on the roof. Kvcn if people are on the alert to close i'U the ax;ortures as they see a column of tliist approaching, thoy are filled with fine dust, and the very boohcovers eurl up with the heat. The people are as happy as anybodv else. Thev live am' toil, make lots of money, ii'.arrv and are given in marriagt. They have their incitements the shearing season, danc ing and race meetings. All the vices rind a few of the virtues belonging lo the . rest of the world are to lie met with in that drearv, scorching wilderness.' SOMEWHAT MIXED. He Knew There Was Trouble Waiting (or Him at Home.. He was' a pale-faced, red-whiskered man, ana he was leaning against a horseless wagon, which was lying on its side near the road fence, says the 'ew York World. "Stranger," he began, as T approached him, "ken ye tell me wher I am at ? "ou are about three miles from Grassville village and four miles from Lidford town," I replied. "Kin yer tell me the time?" "Seven o'clock." i "Morain" or evenin?" t "Morning." "Then it's me," he? said, with asigh "What do you mean?" I asked. "Well, stranger," he began, "jis 'fore you come along I woke up an found me self lyin' under this yere wagon, an f er the life of me I couldn't tell which one of two things T had gone an' done lost a horse or found a wagon. Now I know that I have lost a horse; now I know that I'm the great big gawk that left Grassville for Lidford with a load of taters yesterday mornin, an' left Lid ford for Grassville with a skinful of whisky last night. . . "Stranger," he continued, "take s good look at my face now, an' then jis wait here till I come back from Grass- ville with the horse, an you'll git a purty good idee of the fightin quail ties of my or woman. I did not wait. Anheaser beer on draught at the Mid way. ; - Baldness is either hereditary or caused by sickness, mental exhaustion, wear ing tight-fitting hats, and by over-work and trouble. Hall's Renewer will pre vent it. PERSONAL, MENTION, Mr. L. C. Baker of Moaier was in town today. Mr. and Mra. Bennett left on the local train for Newport to spend the heated season. Mr. Carey Jenkins left today for As toria, where he takes a position under Mr. Glenn. Misses Mattie and Frankie FitzGerald left this afternoon for San Francisco, after a visit of a few davs with friends in The Dalles. Mr. and Mrs. O. L. Barrett, who have been living in Portland for the last year, returned to The Dalles yesterday to per manent! v reside. Mew Trial Ordered. Among the twenty-five opinions hand ed down by the supreme court at Pendle ton Saturday, was the following in the case of Z. F. Moody, respondent, ve. W. D. Richards, appellant,' from Wasco county. The lower conrt is reversed and a new trial ordered. This action was brought to recover money alleged to be due on the breach of a contract. The pi ainti ff alleges that be advanced to de fendant $439.81 on account of delivery in Portland a given amount of wheat of specified grades, on the condition that if the wheat was not u p to the standard agreed upon, the plaintiff shonld be re imbursed, according to the ruling differ ence between the grade furnished and specified. The defendant alleges that the wheat was to have been delivered pon absolute and unconditional sale. Judgment was rendered by the lower court against the defendant for $126. The lower court failed to find that the defendant agreed to repay the difference between the value of wheat furnished and that specified, and upon this it wa.8 contended the findings did not support the judgment. The court holds that the alleged promise to repay the difference between the values in the grades of wheat was material, and that the parties were entitled to a finding upon this is sue, fetich finding is held to be indis pensable, even without a request there for, hence a new trial is ordered. Hogan Johnson, of Riverside, in P cific county, Wash., put a rope around a bull's neck and started to lead him home last Tuesday. On the way the bull made an attack upon Mr. Johnson from the rear, goring him in the back and trampling him under foot until be was nearly dead. One horn penetrated the long, entering the body about five inches. Mr. Johnson's right arm was broken in three places, and from his hips down he is one mass of severe bruises. He is 62 years old,- but it is thought be will recover. When you find a person who has tried Simmons Liver Regulator yon are sure to hear them say something in its favor. Mrs. G. T. Judy, Blue Grass. III., re cently wrote: "I cannot do without Simmons Liver Regulator since I know the value of it as a family medicine." And Dr. W. P. Gibbe, of Beaufort, S. C, says: "I prescribe Simmons Liver Reg ulator, and know it to be a first-class liver medicine." rectus Soip-taly Drug Co. Drugs, Paints, Wall Paper, Glass. Etc. 129 Second St., THE DALLES, - - OR Harry Li ebb. PRACTICAL All work promptly attended to, and warranted. Por Rent. '- The lower story of the Micbelbacb block, cor ner of Second and Union streets, now vacant, will be rented' on a long or short-time lease at reasonable figures. Also the Micbelbach garden and fruit orobard,' with buildings for occupation. Apply to George Williams, administrator of the Slichelbach estate. apr3-tf Watchmaker Jeweler If I BATTLE AX "Xr-'-B J PLLU- ( " J ' II wr.11 Off for a Six IPILM No matter how much you arc charged for a small piece of other brands, the chew is no better -than "Battle -Ax' For JO cents you get almost twice as much as of other high grade BLACKWELLS I Ton will And one coupon Inside each two ounce bag, and two coupons Inside each four ounce hag of Black well's Utlrham, Bay a hag of this celebrated tobacco and read the conpon which gives a Blst ol valuable pres ents and how to get them. rSfel ferr,n-rltSUUHHAM I t nnnun kt W ' w 1? PREPARATIONS FOR The Great OF NOVEMBER 3 ARE ALREADY UNDER WAY. ANEW President of the United States 15 TO BE ELECTED, AND THE NEW YORK WEEKLY TRIBUNE will, ae always, be fonnd in the thickest of the fight, battling vigorously for sound business principles, which will bring pring prosperitv to the ration. - The New York WEEKLY; TKIBUNE is not'only the leading Republican paper of the country, but is pre-eminently a national family newspaper. Its campaign news and diacusBious will interest every American citizen. All the news of the day, foreign correspondence, agricultural department, market reports, short stories complete in each number, comic pictures, fashion plates with elaborate descriptions, and a variety of items of household interest, make up an ideal family paper. We fanish the "Semi-Weekly Chronicle and "New York Weekly Tribune'' (both papers), ' ONE YEAR FOR ONLY $1.75, CASH IN- ADTANCK. - The regular subscription price of tbe! two papers is f2.5. Subscrip tions mav begin at any time. Address all orders to Chronicle Pub. Co. Write yonr name and ad dress on a postal card, send it to Geo. W. Best, Room 2, Tribune Building, New York City, and s sample copy of The New York Weekly Tribune will be mailed to you. Months Trip. n - r m w m j M H H n n n goods WANT AND NO OTH ER. j SEE? Battle 5 "The Replator Line' Tie Dalles. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. . THKOTJGH Freight ana Passenger Line Through Dailv Trins (Sundava ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves Tht Dalles at 8 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Oak 8fcet dock) at 7 a. in., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. -AB9ICXUKK KATES. Oneway 1 f2.0(i Round trip...'. 3.0(1 Rates Greatly Reduced. Att freight, ' except car lots, will be brought through, ivith out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. " Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address. W. C. ALLAWAY General Afent THE DALLES. OREGON nilORTHERN j PACIFIC R. R. u H s Pullman Elegent Tourist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars ST. PA (I I. MINNEAPOLIS . DCLFTH 'A K AND FORF CKOORSTOX WINNIPKO Bl'TTIt TO Thirougfc Tickets CHICAGO T WASHINGTON PHILADELPHIA NEW YOKE BOSTON AND ALL POINTS EAST and SOCTH For information, time cards, maps and ticket cal on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, i ne Dalles, uregon A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 255, Morrison Cor. Third. Portland, Oregon J. S. Schknk, President. J. M. Fattkrson. Cashier. first Rational Bank. THE DALLES. I 1 A General Banking Business transacted Oepoeits received, subject to sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remniea on aay 01 couecuon. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, Ban r ran Cisco anc Port land. DIRECTORS. D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schenck. Ed. M. Williams, Gso. A. Licbk. H. M. Bbaix. R-1 PANS The modern stand ard' Family Medi cine : Cures the common every-day ills of humanity. U. U 06 Vi The Daisy McCormick Reaper, the best on earth, is sold by John M. Fil loon, East End, The Dalles, Or. Money! Alone; I Moueyl ' To pay Wasco county warrants regis tered prior jto July 3, 1892. Interest ceases after May 15, 180(3. C. L. Phillips, mylS tf County Treaa. lalles-Moro Stage Leaves the Umatilla house 8 a. m. Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Douglas Allen, Prop. Mrs. Hogan will, for the next 30 days, make a cut on photographs. Call aud get her prices. in!3 dlw Otto Birgfeld is now ready to supply amilies with the celebrated Gambrinus keg or bottle beer, delivered free of charge to any pr.rt of the city. Tele phone 34. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route or THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. LEAVE. from junk 2U, 1S95. ARKIVK. f OVERLAND EX-"! prebs, rtnlem, Hose- ' I burg, Ashluud, Sue- I 1 ramento, Ogden,Sun ! 1 Frunoiseo, Mojave, j I lns Anptos.Kl Pusn. i '8:.'i0 P.M. 8:10 A. M. I I New Orleans and I I I East 1 ':30 A. M. Roseburg aud way sta tions fvia Woodburn for "iorV rton, I wns- land 4:40 P. M. Daily except Sundays. .Mc. Angel, siiverion west acio, Brow except Sundays. viiie.&prmeneia matron i 4:00 P. M. Salem and way stations 10.00 A.M. 7:30 A. M. vjorvaiiis ana way rstatious jMcMinnville audi tway stations t 6:20 P.M. t 8:25 P.M. fl: P. M. Daily. fDaily, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. Tbroueh Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern Stxtes, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates irom J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart Irom Grand Central Station, Fifth and ( streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, loot of Jeaerson street. Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m.. 12:13. 1:55. 5:15. 6:30 p. m.. 8:00 p. m.. ami 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only. Arrive at portiaua, 7:10, :ao, ii;aa a. m., i:3u, 4:15, 6:20, 7:40, 9:05 p. in. ' , Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p.m. Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m ieave lor AiKLifc. on Monday, eunesaay ana fri nv at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland. Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 3:C5 p. in. hunaav trains ior u&w fi'ju leave at , :au, ti:uu, 11:00 a. in., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30, 5:30,'6:50 p.m. Ariive at portmna at 12 ::(,, :4U, iu:sua. m 12:15, 1:50, 3:15, 4:15, 6:S0, 7:55 p. ni. R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, Mauaeer. Asst. G. F. & Pass. Act. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorfe. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Mi3, she clung to Castoria, Cliea she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Ch cheater's Enctl!l Diamond Brmarf. ENflYRGYAL PILLS Orfrlanl and Only Genuine, trc. alwava reliable, ladies ask . Druggist for Chichester Engfinh Dia-A wtond Branrt in Ked and Gold tuecallioX boxes . tiealod with blue ribbon. Take no athppk Refuse r'anaerovm rubMtittt- tions and Imitations. At DruirriBtm. or send &4. In itampa for particulars, testimonials aoi " icellcr top imtiiea." in utter, oj reran ' mace liriWW leumooiiii. name rupvr rTjtODD POlSOn f A SPECIAIJYondaorllrt I I Itiarr JBL.UOO JPOISON permanenur ' I I lcuredlnl6to35 days. Yon can be treated as 1 IbomeforBamepricenndersamegiaraA- ' lty.lt yon prefer to come here we will con mmma. traottonaTrailroadfareandhotelbilla , Dochsrge, if we fail to core. If you have taken mer enry, iodide potash, and still have aches and pains. Mucous Patches in month. Sore Throat. X'inaples, Copper Colored Spots. Ulcers on any part of the body, Uavir or Eyebrows f alllne out, it is this Secondary BLOOD POISON we guarantee to core. We solicit the most obsti nate cases and challenge the world for si case we cannot cum. This disease has always baffled the skill of the most eminent physi cians. S500,000 capital behind our uncondi tional guaranty. Absolute proofs sent sealed on ' application. Address COOK REMEDY CO Ol Masontn Temple, CHICAGO. iLX! Subscribe for The Chronicle. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office at The Dalles, Or.,l , May 4, 1896. ( Notice is hereby given that the following named settler bos filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the register and receiver at The Dalles. Oregon, on June 20. 1896. viz: James F. Blliott, Hd. E No. 3269, for the NW, Sec. 22, Tp. IN, R He names the following witnesses to prov his continuous residence upon and cultivation of, said land, viz: J. W. Allen, U. J. Hurst James Hurst, V. Bennett, all of The Dalles, Or may6-i JAS. F. MOORE, Register NOTICE . FOB PUBLICATION. LaJ-' Office, The Dalles, Or., ( April 30, 1896. ( Notice is hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the register and receiver of t,he U. S. Land office. The Dalles, Or., oh Jane 13, 1896, viz. : - William A. Doyle, Hd E, No. 3787, lor the NVI Sec 19, Tp 1 8 R 13 E, W M. He' names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence- upon and cultivation of said land, via: George W. Covert, J. A. Wagner, and Pat Higcins, of Endersby, and Joseph Means, The Dalles - inl-l JAS. F. MOORE, Rejister. V JL