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Taylor, pastor of the First Baptieh church, proposes todeliver three eermons concerning, the knowledge of religions truth. He will preach the first of these sermons next Sunday morning. Subject "Our Obligations to Investigate These Truths." The Lu theran, church, Rev. L. . Gray, pastor, will hold service in this bouse at 9:30 a. m. and 3 and 7 p. m. The Lutheran morning service will close promptly at 10:30, so that persons . coming to the Baptist eervice need not fear disturbing -the Lutheran eervice. At the Congregational church, corner "of Court and Fifth streets Sunday ser- vices as usual. At 11 a. in. and at 7 :30 p; -m. worship, and a sermon by the pastor, W. C. Curtis. The subject of the "rooming sermon will be "Building the "Walls of Jerusalem ; of the evening ser mon, "Revival methods, and our use of them." Sunday school immediately after the morning service. - Meeting of the Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor at 6:30 p. m. Topic Be of Good Cheer. John xvi :22-33. All per eons not worshipping elsewhere are cordially invited. Wltta the Juniors I. O. G. T. No. 2. Yesterday afternoon about thirty five boys and girls met in their regular meet ing in Fraternity hall. The young peo ple bad elected the 'officers for the pres ent quarter at their last meeting, and they were duly installed by the Super' intendent, Mrs. E. Joles, as follows P. C. T., Helen Hudson ; C. T., Nellie Clark; V. T., Katie Barrell; Chap., Georgie Norman ; Secy., Edna Van Dyke ; F. S., Glenn. Ferguson ; Treas., Henrietta Kreft; Guard, Neddie Briggs; Marshal, Fred Wand; .Sent., Henry Zimmerman ; D. M., Lulu Blakeney." We are pleased to see how well the boys and girls conducted' the exercises . of the lodge, and how much progress : they bave made in the last few months. All the boys and girls in , town . ought to join one of these temples and receive the instruction there given. Thev , meet every Friday afternoon ; one, the Inde pendent, at Fraternity hall, and the other, Harmon, at the K. of P. hall. Sirs. E. Joles and Miss Edith, Randal are the superintendents, and would be b'appy to see any of the boys and girls on Friday afternoons. The two temples . in The Dalles are jointly preparing a very pretty exercise for the grand lodge which meets here the first week in June. ? Br H LOSt. A buggy robe. .Liberal reward if left at this office. : - ' . Quick in effect, heals and leaves no scar. Burning, scaly skin . eruptions quickly cured by De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve. Applied to. burns, scalds, old sores, it "is magics! in effect.. Always cures pnes. Sold by Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. FIKSONAL MENTION. Mrs. M. I. Hinsell of Lyle returned home this morning. ' . '. '. Mr. A. L. Daggett went to Moeier to day, to be absent over ' Sunday at his home. ' Mrs. Simmons of Monkland, took the Regulator this morning ' for White Salmon. .'. Mr: W. Lord and wife returned today from Portland. Profs. Aaron Frazier and W. M. Har- Nsere in the city today. . - . Mrs Rohr of Portland arrived on the train last night, and was met by her brother, Mr. C L. Ireland of 'Moro. Both proceeded to Moro today. . '- Thoa. Condon of Eugene, came down irom jrennieioii mis morning, ana is visitine at the home of her uncle, Hon. Smiles Befura Sunday Lawyer I now offer in evidence a photograph of the broken heart of the plaintiff, taken by the Roentgen pro cess. Judge Admitted. Let it be marked "Exhibit X." Pack. Weary Walker Say,' were- you ever tarred and feathered? Johnny Restful Yes, once. Weary Walker How did you feel? Johnny Restful Like a bird. Har vard Lampoon. An Irishman, who was near-sighted and was about to fight a duel, insisted that he should stand six paces, nearer to his antagonist than the latter did to bim and they were both to fire at the same time. This beats Sheridan's telling about a fat man who was going to fight a thin one, that the latter's slim figure ought to be chalked on the other's port ly person, and if the bullet bit him out' side the line it was not to count. We are sometimes led to wonder if all the wild and picturesque fools are not in the newspaper business. Every few dava we hear of some one who offers to print the county treasurer's report, worth probably $50, for $3 or $4; will run the delinquent tax list for bare cost of composition; take job work at half price, if he can't get the regular price, and if be can't get it at half price will do it for less, and. so on' ad infinitum. A short time ago one of these cheerful idiots printed a $23 legal notice for $2.25 in order to keep it out of the Post. The idiot has vanished from Bight, but we hope he is still alive and suffering at least a little of his wrong doing, and that be may yet repent, and be saved. Who ever beard of a lawyer writing a $20 brief for $2, or a doctor writing a 50 cent prescription for a .nickel?" What newspaper men need more than any thing else is a little horse sense in their business transactions. Blaine Post. ' Advertised Letter. Following is the list of letters remain ing in the postofhce at. The Dalles un called for May 2, 1896. Persons calling for the same will give date on which they were advertised : Brown, Mrs V Morris, C L Brown, Harleigh Powell, C W Bone, John Pullen, Jno Candenny, M Seghers. A J Doyle, Sarah Smith, Belle Fayle. W H Temple, Hy (Fannie, Miss) care Van Vactor,Frankie Lusher, Mrs R Wheeler, Geo Florer. Myra Whiteman, J K (2; Harth, C . Wood, Willie1 Horner, D Wood, Wm A Holt, Miss Emma Woods, Jessie McCormack & May Morgan, Mattie . J. A. Crqssen, P. M. Notice. I wish to . explain that I do not sell Regulator cigars direct to the consumer at wholesale prices ; neither do I retail. The dealer' must be. protected. Your dealer will sell you a box just as cheap as lean.. 'I OV A. Eetebson. ..Otto Birgfeld is now ready to supply families with the celebrated Gambrinos keg or bottle Tjeer, delivered free of charge to any part of the city. Tele phone 34. ., Electric Bitters. Electric Bitters is a medicine suited for any season, but perhaps more gen erally needed, , when , the , languid ex hausted feeling prevails, when the liver is torpid and Blnggish and the heed, of a tonic and alterative' is felt. A prompt use of this medicine has often averted long and perhaps fatal bilious fevers. No medicine will act more surely in counteracting and freeing the system from the malarial poison. ' Headache, Indigestion,'' Constipation, Dizziness yield to -Electric Bitters.. 50c and $1 per bottle at .. the Snipes-Kinersly . drug .store. . - ' , i ." We.have left a few choice canna and dahlia bulbs,' large flowering geraniums at 15 cents, and the choicest tea roses at 15 cents, or two for 25 cents. Our late large flowering pansies are now in full bloom at 25 cents per dozen. At the Stubling Greenhouse. " '. apr28-lw . - For Sale. Three Jerseys, a cow and two yearling heifers. Inquire of H. A. Bills, ' at Maier & Benton's store. Ajood thing-push it alon The largest eoQD tobacco ever sold THE NAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BK ANNOUNCED IN THE mi York leekly Tribune Of November 4th, 1896. Public interest will steadily increase, and the question how the men whose votes turned the scale at the last election are satisfied with the results under the administration they, elected, will make the campaign the moat intensely exciting in tne History ot the countrv. 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A first-class article in all colors. All orders promptly attended to. y! .. . ,. . , ; Store and Paint Shot) corner Third and Washington St8., " The Dalles, 0reoi RJURERT &, GABEL, ' I Wholesale and retail mannfacturers and dealers in ' Harness Saddles, Bridles, Collars, TENTS" and WAGON COVERS. ; REPAIRING PROMPTLY DONE, ' Adjoining E; J.' Colling & Co.'a etore. piece of for 10 cents OF THE NEXT. United States, will publish all the political news reganueha 01 party auiiiauous.. Foraisrn correspondence covering the news of the The Dalles, Q rego n ttfU: ERS GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Spokane Denver Minneapolis Omaha St. Paul Kansas City 'Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN HIEAMERS Leave Portland Kverr Five Iays for SAN FRANCISCO, CAU For full details call on O. B.'t Co."s Agent ' Tha Dalles, or address . r W, H. HUELBCET, Gen. Fass. Agt. Portland, Oregon e New-Schedule. Effective Tuesday-, April 7th, the fol lowing will be the new schedule: Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :40 a. m., and leavea4:45. a. m. :. Train No; 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :55 D. m.'. and leaves 11 p. m. " '" Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12 :05 p. m., and west-bonnd train No. 7 leaves at 2 :30 p. m. ' : Train 23 and 24 will carry pr.eeengers between The Dallea and Umatilla,, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. m. daily nd ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m.. daily, con. nee ting with train No. 8 and 7 from Portland. a., lyth, -: Agent. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Roite OP THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. FROK JUNE 23, 1895. r OVERLAND EX-l press, Salem, Bose-1 I burg, Ashland, Sac-1 I ramento, Ogdenan ! Franciseo, Mojave, f j Los Angeles, El Paso, j I New Orleans and I lEast. 8:50 P.M. 8:10 A. M 8:30 A. M. Roseburg and way sta tions ; . .-. Via Woodburn fori MLAngel, Silverton, West Seio, Browns- ville.Sprlugfield and Natrou , J 4:40 P.M. Daily except Sundays. 4:00 P. M. 7:30 A. M. f4:45 P. M. except Sundays. Salem and way stations 10.00 A.M. t 6:20 P.M. t 8:25 P.M. tuorvaius ana way stations. .v . . jMcMinnllle and( ( way stations. j Daily. tDaily, except Sunday. ' ' DINING CAES ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN B,UFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING . CAES Attached to all Through Trains. ' Through Ticket Oflicp, 134 Third Btreet, where through tickets to all points, in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from ' . J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart irom Grand Central Station, Fifth and I streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Pabsenger Depot, foot or JeBeraon street. Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:55, 5:15, 6:30 p. m 8:00 p. m., ana 11:30 p. in. on Saturday only. Arrive at Portland, 7:10, 8:30, 11;25 a. m., 1:30, 4:15,6:20, 7:40, 9:05 p.m. ... - ... Leave for Sheridan, week days, st 4:30 p.m. Arrive at Portland, 9:30 a. m ' - Leave for AIKLIE on Monday, Wednesday and Fri'iay at 0:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 3:05 p. m. Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:30, 9:00, U:00a. m., 13:40, 2:00,3:30, 5:30, 6:50 p.m.-. ., , Arrive at Portland at 12:35, 8:40, 10:30 a. m 12:15, 1:50,8:15,4:45, 6:30, 7:55 p. m. I; E. KOEHLER, . . E. P. ROGERS, , . Manager. Asst G. F. tc Pass. Agt. ' THE DALLES Estate ; The above association is prepared to take a list of 1 all and any kind of Real Estate for : sale or e change,; whereby tlie seller will . have the undi vided assistance of. the follow ing Real TEstate "Agent's, V or ganized as an' association for the purpose' of- inducing- im migration to Wasco and Sher man Counties, and: generally stimulating the sale of prop ertv: '..' '". CI E. Bayard, T. A. Hud son, J. G. Koontz & Co., J. M. Huntington & Co., N. Wheal don, Gibons & Harden, G. W. Rowland. "' . . . . Address any of the above well known firms, or "'' . J. Huntington, Sec The Dalles, Oregon XT mm I -The Regulator Line' The Dalles. Portland anl Astoria Navigation Co. THKOUGH FrelQut auff Passenger Ling Throne-h Dailv Trinn fKniulaua cepted) between The Dallea and Port land. Steamer Resmlator leaves Th Dallea at 8 a.m., connecting at the Caa cade Locks with Steamer Dallea City.": Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Oak street dock) at" 7 a. m., connect in? with Steamer Regulator for The P49SKNUEK KATK8. One way. . ............. .2.00. Round trip.. .......... S.Ofl" Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. : All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, tuith-' out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for. way landings must .be delivered before ' 6 p. m.- Live stock shipments aolicted. Call on or address, , . W. 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