UriTGLO (MISERY FBOM Rheumatisky. C. H. King, Water Valley, Hiss., cured by ' Ayer's Sarsaparilla "For live years, I suffered nntold misery from muscular rheumatism. I tried every known remedy, consulted the best -phys!--. clans, visited Hot Springs, Ark., three times, spending $1000 there, hesides doctors1 bills; tout could obtain only temporary relief. My flesh was wasted away so that I weighed only ninety-three pounds; my left arm and leg were drawu out of shape, the muscles jjji-s'.- J l.vli ted up in knots. I was nnable to Ires ?lf, except with assistance, and could only hobble about by using a cane. I ' had no appetite, and was assured, by the doctors, that I could not lire. The pains, at times, were so awful, that I could procure relief only by means of hypodermic injec tions of morphine. I had my limbs bandaged in clay, In sulphur, in poultices; but these gave only temporary relief. After trying everything, and suffering the most awful tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Inside of two months, I was able to walk without a cano. In three months, my limbs began to strengthen, and in the course of a year, I was cured. My weight has increased to l&Vpounds, and I am now able to do my fulf day's work as a railroad blacksmith." -AVER'S The Only World's Fair Sarsaparilla. JLYER'S J' ILLS cure Headache. PERSONAL, MENTION. Miss Li. A. Helm went to Portland on the 2 :30 train today. Mr. J. H. Cradlebaugh will return from Hood River this evening. Judge A: S. Bennett returned from a brief business trip to Oregon City today. Mr. Ed. Beck went to Portland on the early morning train and will return to night. Mr. A. Keller took the afternoon train V for Portland, where 6he will viBit Telative8Tf Mr. Barzee and family took the Regu lator this rooming for a two monthb' -visit in California. r Messrs. Willard Taylor, J. A. Gulli ? ford, A. J. Brigham and J. Qninu from Dufur are in town today. Afra. TCpnt. wlm ha rtenn visitintr T " H: Roberta and family, went to her Jaonie in Hood River this morning. Mr. J. S. Cooper, a prominent citizen of Independence, was in the city this morning, stopping off with Mr. Metechan to visit frienrlfl. V ZZ1 : V S Report of Mountain Home School. Following is the report of Mountain Home school, Diet. No. 27, beginning March 30th and ending April 25, 1896: Number of pupils enrolled, 27. N tuber of days attendance, 421. Number of days absence, 21. Number of times tardy, none. Those who were neither absent nor . tardy are: Gertrude Abnet, Matilda Abnet, Edith Abnet, Mabel Richardson, Ollie Rouse, Pauline Senecal, Joseph Cover, Earl Nolin, Guy Ronse, Earl Sparling, Clyde Stiles, Emma Senecal, Wilbert Nolin, Elmer Bouse, Alfred Palmer, Andrew Dafur and Lottie Tem ple. : Among, those who visited the school during ' the month are : Mrs. Flora Nolin, Mrs. Painter, Mr. Nolin, Blanche Dufnr, Mrs. Stiles and Mrs. W. H. Dafur. 7 - . T Tl rr , I aiuiAs, ihomi'sos, xeacner. I wish to announce to the dealers and the smoking public that I am now manufacturing strictly . first-class cigars in The Dalles and am here to stay, I use nothing bat- the finest imported stock and can compete successfully with Eastern and imported goods, because the import duty and freight is much less oh raw ' material than it ia on manu factured goods. My eighteen years ex perience makes me duly qualified to select the finest stock, on which my suc cess depends. My "Regulator" brand is- made by hand of Havana ' tobacco grown in the famous Vuelta Aba jo dis trict of Cuba; there is nothing finer In the world. Call for the "Regulator." It is a good thing, push it along. . Very respectfully, V Eapr24-dlw - O. A. Pbtkbsok. One Minute Cough .Cure touches the right spot, tt also touches it at the right time if you take it when you have a cough or cold. See the . ppint? , Then don't cough. Sold by Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. SAVED FROM AN ANGRY COW. Lively Chase of a Montana Man from a Sharp-Horned Bovine. While a freight train was lying over at a small mountain station in Montana the engineer borrowed a shotgun and started for a hunt. He was about re turning to his train when a cow made her appearance. Before he realized that there was any danger the animal made a rush at him, and he ran with all his ' might. But the cow was a better racer, and in a few minutes caught him by the clothing, splitting his coat from waist to collar and tossing him into the air. Getting to his feet as quickly as possible .he dodged behind a tree, and then, to his dismay, found that, the gun barrel was bent so as to be useless. . The next ten minutes, says the Boze man Avant Courier, were lively ones. The cow chnsed the engineer round and round the tiee, and when he got a chance to hit her with the gun barrel it only seemed to enrage hex the more. It was only a question of time when he would succumb to fatigue, when a di version occurred v.-hich saved his life. An angry snort was heard and a big elk appeared upon the scone, head down and prepared for a fight. The cow was so mad by this time that she was ready for anything, and in another moment the two animals dashed at each other. The engineer watched the combat for a few minutes, until prudence sug gested that he should make a retreat while he could. He regained the train in safety and never knew the outcome of the battle, but the presumption is that the elk was the victor. Advertised Letters. Following is the list of letters remain ing in the postoffice at The Dalles un called for April 25, 1896. Persons calling for the same will give date on which thev were advertised : Anderson, John Biegs, Mrs Klttie Bardoin Bros Crittendon, A Engman, Martin Jones, J V Milliken. Dr Geo Nelson C G Rochifield, Win Anderson ( G W (2) Richmond, A A Campbell, Mrs M EldermaD, Mike Freemrn, Mrs Clare Lewis, G A Oregon WoolenMills Neiman Mips Mollie Robertson, Milon Way. J lurner, A W Woodruff, Joh'n J. A. Crosses, P. M. OMEN'S FACES like flowers, fade and wither with time; the bloom of the rose is only known to the healthy woman's cheeks. The nerv ous strain caused by the ailments ana pains peculiar to the sex, and the labor and worry of rearing a familv. can often be traced by the lines in the woman's face. Dull eyes, the sallow or . wrinkled face and those "feelings of weakness" have their rise in the derangements and irregularities peculiar to women. ' The functional de rangements, painful disorders, and chronic weaknesses of women, can be cured with Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. For the young girl just entering womanhood, for the mother and those abemt to become mothers, and later in "the change of life," the " Prescription " is just what they need ; it aids nature in preparing the system for the change. It's a medicine prescribed for thirty years, in the diseases of women, by Dr. K. v. .Fierce, chiet consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Insti tute, at Buffalo, N. Y. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription will cure the chronic inflamma- V tion of the lining membranes which cause 1 such exhausting: drains upon the system. It cures nervous prostration, sleeplessness, faintness, nervous debility and all disorders arising- from derangement of the female organs and functions. Mrs. Jennie Williams, of Mohawk. Lane C., isregon. writes : " l. was sick for over three years with blind dizzy spells, palpitation of the heart, pain in the back and head, and at times would have such a weak tired feel ing when I first got up in the morning, and at times nervous chills. . The physicians dif fered as to what my disease was, but none of them did me any good. As soon as I commenced taking Dr. ' Pierce's Favorite Pre scription, I began to sect better : could sleeo Mrs. Williams. well nights, and that bad. nervous feeling and the pain in my back soon left me. I can walk sever al miles without getting tired. I took in all three' bottles of Prescription ' and two of ' Discovery." " ' Sheriff's Sale. Notice Is hereby riven, that nn ler and hv vir. tue of an execution and order of sale, issued out ot tne uircuit (jourt ot the btate of Oregon, for the County of Wasco, on the 6th day of April, 1896, upon a decree given and rendered ther In In aeause wherera V. W. Dietzel was plaintiff and O. M. B urland, George A. Hebe, and E. C. Pease and Robert MayB, partners doing business under the name of Pease b Mavs. went defend ants, and to me directed ana commanding me to sell the premises hereinafter mentioned to sansiy me judgment ot tne plaintiff for the sum of f 1,400, with interest thereon at ten percent, per annum from the 16tb;dny of ilav, 18S5, and the further sum of 150 attorney's fees, nnrl th further sum ol $15 costs, I will on Saturday, the ioiu uay oi may, lean, ui me nour or 1 o'clock p. m., sell at the courthouse door in Dalles City, in Wasco County.' State of Oregon, at public auction, to the highest bidder for cash in hand, for the nurrtose of satisfvlne said 1nd?mAnt. nnrt decree, the following described lauds and pre- The southwest Quarter of section 18. townshin 2 south, range 14 east, W. M., containing 157- ii-iw acres. The northwest quarter of section 18. townshin 2 south, range 14 east, W. M., containing 160 The southwest quarter of the northeast quar ter, the west half of the southeast quarter a id the southeast quarter of the southeast quarter of section is, lownsnip z soutn, range HeasuW M., containing 160 acres. 'j . . The southeast quarter of the northwest onar ter and the northeast quarter of the southwest quarter, and the west half of the southeast quor- wsr ui neuuuii , Kiwusuip a bouiu, range 14 east, containing 160 acres: . ' : T. J. DRIVER, apr8-i . . Sheriff Wasco County. , eres .another.. thing. , you cant n IT fi ri Ti 7 f0fflo)11Io)ll(5i f S THE NAME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE Mew York Weeldy Trihune Of November Public interest will eteadily increase, votes turned the scale at the last election administration they elected, will make the. campaign the most Intensely exciting in the history of the country. , , . 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Portland. Oregon Ntir Schedule. Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the fol lowing will be the new schedule: Train No. 1 arrives at The Dalles 4 :40 a. m., and leaves 4 :45 a.m. Train No. 2 arrives at The Dolles 10 :S5 p. m., and leaves 11 p. m. Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12 :05 p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves at 2:30 p. m. Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers between The Dalles and Umatilla, leav ing The Dalles at 1 p. no. daily and ar riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con necting with train Nos. 8 and 7 from Portland. E. E. Lytle, Agent. EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OP THE Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. rBOM JONK 23, 1895. OVERLAND EX-1 lou rats, Salem, Rose- 1 unr. Abhland. Sac-1 . . , . i .. i 8:50 P. M. 1 Franciseo, Mojave, f I Los Angeles.El Paso, j I New Orleans and I (.East. . .. .:.. '. J Roseburg and way bta tiOQB .'. . . Via Woodburn fori MtAupel, Silverton, West beio, Browns-'i-ville.Sprlngfleld and j Natron .... ........ J Salem and way stations ICorvallis and way) stat1oTiB ( McMiunville and) (way stations '8:10 A. M. 8:30. A. M. 4:40 P. M. . Daily . except Sundays. 4:00 P.M. 7:30 A. M. t4:45 P.M. except Sundays. 10.00 A.M. t 6:20 P.M. t 8:23 P.M. Daily. . f Daily, except Sunday. . . DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET 8LEEPER3 AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. ' Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern States, Canada and Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at and depart irom Grand Central Station, Fifth and I streets.. YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jedersoh street. Leave for OSWEOO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:55, 5:15, 6:30 p. m., 8:00 p. m., ana 11:30 p. m. on Saturday only. Arrive at Portland, 7:10, 8:80, 11;25 a, m., 1:30, 4:15, 6:20, 7:40. 9;05 p. m. Leave for Sheridan, week days, t 4:30 p.m. Arriveat Portland. 9:30 a. m. Leave for AIRL1E on Monday, Wednesday and Fri 'ay at 9:40 a. m: Arrive at Portland, Tues day, Thursday and Saturday at 8:05 p. m. Sunday trains for' OSWEGO leave at 7:30, 9:00, 11:00 a. m., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30, 5:30, 6:50 p.m. Arrive at Portland at 12:35, 8:40, 10:30 a. m 12:15,1:508:15.4:45,6:30,7:55 0.61. ' " R. KOEHLER, E. P. ROGERS, - - Manager. . Asst G. F. & Pass. Agt. THE DALLES The , above association , . is prepared to take a list of : all and any. kind; of: Real Estate for sale or e change, whereby the seller will , have the undi vided ; assistance, of the follow ing Ileal Estate - Agents, or ganized as an association for the purpose of -inducing' im migration to Wasco and. Sher man ' Counties, and generally stimulating the sale of prop ertv : C. E. Bayard, T. A. Hud son, J." G. Koontz fe Co., J. M. Huntington & Co., N. Wheals don, Gibons & Harden, G. W. Rowland. Address : any of ; the ' above well known firms, or h U: Huntington Sep. . The Dalles, Oregon ; leal Sv Estate "The Resulator Line5 T3 Dalles. PorW ni AEtoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freigut auff Passenger Ling Through Daily Trips (SnndayB ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves Ths Dalles at 8 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Oak street dock) at 7 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PASSENOtR RATKS. Oneway.......... F2 XX) Round trip .. 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. : Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings mast be delivered before 5 p.m. . Live stock shipments Bolicted. Call on or address. ' W. C. ALLAWAY General Agent THE DALLES. - OREGON Cfj ORTHERN J PACIFIC R. R. n ' . 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