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ond street, for their spring and sum
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The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
STATE OFFICIALS.
ejyernoi
Secretary of State
Treasurer
Bnpt. of Publlo Instruction..
Attorney-General
Bsnators
Congressmen
State Printer...
W. P. Lord
.H K KIneaid
..Phillip Metschan
.G. M. Irwin
CM. Idleman
jG. W. McBride
" j J. II. Mitchell
l B. Hermann
-- JW. R. Ellis
,. ....W. II. Leeds
COTJNTX OFFICIALS.
County Jndge...
Sheriff.
Clerk
Treasurer ...
Commissioners .
Assessor
.Geo. C. Blakeley
T. J. Driver
, A. M. Kelsay
;. Wm. Michell
(Frank Kincaid
(A. S. Blowers
F. H. Wakefield
E. F. Sharp
Surveyor
Superintendent of Public Schools. . . Troy Shelley
Coroner W. H. Butts
"WEDNESDAY,
APRIL 8, 1896
THE TEARING-DOWN STATESMEN
While the Republican party is em
barassed with riches. Democratic
candidates for the presidency are
neither numerous nor perrasive,
says the New York Tribune. The
worshippers of Mr. Cleveland con-
tinue to represent that nobody else
can Bave his party, but there are men
who would like to save it if thejT
could. Secretary Carlisle might be
persuaded, though it is questiona
ble whether he could command eithei
the delegation or the electoral vote
of Kentucky. Secretary Olney has
a chattel inortgage on some delega
tions from New England if he wants
them, but it is to him extremely
doubtful whether he wants any dele
gation whatever. It has occurred to
him more than once that a distinctly
un-American administration is not
calculated to lift a secretary of state
toward glory. Mr. Whitney, whose
honorable service as secretar3T of the
navy should not be forgotten, would
probably prefer not to have that ser
vice remembeied too obtrusively
this year, and Mr. Morrison of Illi
nois, who has lost himself in his re
lations with the railroads, might per
naps be as strong as any other can
didate of his party if he had not
teen conspicuous j-ears ago in fram
ing a tariff bill.
The Democratic history has beon
one of negatives. It has threatened
and more or less tried to tear dowu
many things. It denounced, but
was not able to stop, specie redemp
tion of legal tender notes. It has
been reviling every step taken tow
ard honest money, a sound currency,
a safe and uniform banking system ;
but the -higher powers have merci
fully saved the nation from even a
touch of Democratic destructiveness
in that regard. It has continually
threatened to tear down the protec
tive tariff, Tiut, coming into power in
all branches of the government, was
not able to muster enough sincerity
or definiteness of purpose to get that
done either, though in the effort
much was torn down and a great
deal of damage was done.
-The tearing.dowii statesman does
not fill a large place in the public
mind. -Indeed,' everybody kaows
that he has only a torch for destroy
ing, but no hammer for building.
and must therefore be not the sort of
and
Wives.
man a progressive nation needs.
The difficulty with the Democratic
party is that for more than thirty
years it has cultivated that kind of
statesmen, and no other and the
practical results are obvious.
The National Liberal Federation
has confidence in Lord Rosebery
But not all the former Liberal party
has confidence in the National Lib'
eral Federation. It is ominous that
only forty members of the house of
commons were present at the meet
ing, at which the vote of confidence
was passed, including not a single
member of the late cabinet, beside
Lord Rosebery himself.
Via lie Borrow ThlsT
Hartman of Montana in the house the
other day,- incidentally reviewed the
populist platform. He knew, he said,
that it had thirteen different ways of
restoring prosperity to the country, and
he understood that it was about to
add three additional planks. One was
to encourage the propagation of honey
bees by crossing them with lightning
bugs, bo that ' the bees could work at
night; another , was to cross centipedes
with the genus hog, so that every hog
would have a hundred hams, and the
third was a project ot grafting strawber
ries on miiKweea, in order to . raise
strawberries and cream. Boiee Demo
crat. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. .
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria.
Wberj she hod Children, she gavethem Castoria,
New Schedule.
Effective Tuesday, April 7th, the
fol-
lowing will be the new echednle :
Train No. 1 arrives af The Dalles 4
40
a. m.f and leaves 4 :45 a. m. ;
Train No. 2 arrives at The Dalles 10 :55
p. m., and leaves 11 p. ni.
Train No. 8 arrives at The Dalles 12:05
p. m., and west-bound train No. 7 leaves
at 2:30 p. m.
Train 23 and 24 will carry passengers
between Tfie Dalles and Umatilla, leav
ing The Dalles at 1 p.' m. daily and ar
riving at The Dalles 1 p. m. daily, con
necting with train Nos. 8 and. 7 from
Portland. E. F.. LytIe, .
' Agent.
It May Do as Much for Yon. .
Mr. Ired Miller, of Irving, 111., writes
that he bad a severe kidney trouble for
many yeare, with severe pains in his
back aud also that bis bladder was af
fected.- He tried mpny.so called Kidney
cures but without any good result". , About
a year ago he began to nae Electric Bit
ters and found relief at once. Electric
Bitters is especially adapted to cure of
all Kidney andI4ver troubles and. often
gives almost instant relief.. One trial
will pro w our statement.. Price 50c and
$1.00. At Blakeley & Houghton's Drug
o lure. , i - -
Bo to Cnra hhenmatlim.
Aeago, Coos. Co., OregOD, Nov. 10,
1893. I wish to inform yon of; the great
good Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done
my wife. She has been troubled with
rheumatism of the arms and hands' for
six months, and has tried many reme
dies prescribed for that complaint, but
found no relief until she used this Pain
Balm ; one bottle of which has complete
ly cured her. I take pleasure in recom
mending it for that trouble.- Yours
truly, C. A. Bullord. 50 cents and $1.00
KnttlAa tnr qaIa Htr THaValov A- T-TsnrV.
ton's Drug Store.
LONDON DOGS OUT CALLING.
Their Card. Go Vv witli Those of Their
distresses,
It onpears. from an article in the
Fieraro by M. Taul Metrnin, thatin Lonr
don at the present time ifcis not only the
fashion for a lady to provide her lap
dog' with a little wardrob and even a.
handkerchief, but to have visiting-, cams
made for it, too. When a fashionable
lady jiays a visit, taking her lapdogwith
her, 6he sends up the dog s card along
with her own.
M. Megnin says he was visiting,the
editor of one of the leading sporting pa
pers in Xiondon, . when the. servant
brought in two cards, one that of a lady
and the other as follows: -
: JtRS. frivolitt. :
: CoUIe. . :
Asked if he knew the name on the
card, M. Megnin said he presumed it
was some dog- fancier. He was greatly
surprised to see a lady come in, accom
panied by a handsome collie. .'" ; "
M. Megnin went to a stationer's shop
and ordered 100 cards for his little dog.
He was again surprised to iind that the
stationer had some ready printed, neat
ly packed in pretty little card cases.
BEN FRANKLIN'S BIG HEAD. '
How He Wore His Wig In Ills Pocket at
. the French Courts" A,
. The difficulties encountered recently
by the lineal descendants of that great
man, statesman, patriot and everything
else that men properly hold ia estima
tion Benjamin Franklin in having
themselves enrolled among the Colonial
Dames, recall an anecdote of him, says
the Washington Post, embalmed in
the family records of the sage of Mon
ticello, but which, so faros the writer
knows, has never been published. When
about to present, himself for the first
time at the court of .Versailles he was
informed by. the master of ceremonies
that a wig was a sine qua non. Now,'
his head was so large that no ordinary
wig would begin to fit it, and the situ
ation was embarrassing in the extreme.
However, one was found sufficiently
large, to pass him through the ante
chambers, after which he was permit
ted to remove the ridiculous conven
tional appendage and. place it in his
ample pocket, whence it,never again
emerged to public gaze. -
Cox and His Brownies.
Palmer Cox says the idea of writing
about the brownies came to him from
reading Scotch traditions concerning
these amusing little elves. : They were,
he says, almost -unknown in America
until he began writing about them, but
in Scotland they had existed in the
folk lore for 500 years. The Scotch
brownie, according to Mr. Cox, was a
beneficient sort of sprite, whose only
three emotions were joy, wonder and
terror. It was supposed they were
never seen by human beings, but went
about at night performing helpful deed?
for the country folk, at the same time
g-etting a deal of fun themselves out of
kindly pranks. , . ..
, "Give me a liver regulator and I can
regulate the world," said a genius. The
druggist handed him a bottle of DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. - For sale . by Snipes-Kinersley
Drug Co. - - - -.-
you uiant
When
Seed "Wieat, Feed Wheat,
Rolled Barley ,Whole Barley,
Oats, Rye, Bran; Shorts,
. a ; Or. anything n the Feed Line, go to the
WASGO : WAREHOUSE.
Our prices are low and our goods are firet-claBB.
Agents for the celebrated WAISTBURG "PEFRLESS" FIX)UR.
Highest cash price paid for WHEAT, OATS and BARLEY.
No Place Like Home
WITH A
BOTTLE OF
eienf ; set an
In your home you have a COMPANION FOR LIFE
It stimulates the APPETITE -Strengthens
the NERVES
Gives you a good night's REST
A perfect BLOOD PURIFIER
' ; r; 1 It fs NATURE'S BUILDER AND TONIC
FOR SALE BY BLAKELEY & HOTTGHTON.
Removal
NolaiTs Book Store now located at
No; 54 Second Street, near Union.
In the fall of 1893 a son of Mr. T. A.
McFarland, a prominent merchant of
Live. Oak, Sutter county, Calif., was
."th a very heavy cold. The
pains in bis chest were so severe that he
had ' spasms and was threatened with
pneumonia. . His father gave him sev
eral large dosea of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy , which broke up the cough and
cured him. ' Mr. McFarland says when
ever bis children nave croup he invari
ably gives them Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and it always ; cures them." He
considers it the beat cough remedy in
the market. For sale by Blakeley &
Houghton s: Drug store.-, .
Bucklen'i Aran sa.lt r.
- The best salve in the ' world or. cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers,. salt rheum,; fevei
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruption,' and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required
It is guaranteed' to giVeperfecta satisfac
tion, or money renuided, Price 25 cents
par. box. ' ' For sale- by . B!akeley and
uougnton, arugs'sta-;.,.".. .. ..
v Two Lives BavedV -
Mrs. Phoebe Thomas, of Juncti n City
111. was told by her doctors the had
Consumption and that there was no hope
for her i but two bottles ol Dr. Kir.g's
New Discovery completely cured her
and she says it saved her life. Mr. Thos.
Eggers,': 139 Florida St. San Francieco,
suffered from a dreadful cold, approach
ing Consumption, tried without result
everything, elee then bought one bottle
of Dr. King's New Discovery and in two
weeks was cured., He is naturally thank
ful. It is such .results of which these
are samples, that, prove this. wonderful
efficacy of this medicine in Coughs and
coldj..-. Free, trial, bottles ar, Blakeley &
Houghton's Drue Store. Regular eize
50 cents and $1, 00,.. , ,
; Blakeley & IlongbtOndesire ns to pub
lish the following extract : f rom a letter
of Chaa. M. Gutfeld of Reedley, Fresno
county, Calif.', ria they handle the rem
edy referred to and want their customers
to know what a eplended medicine it is :
"It is with pleasure I tell you that by
one day's use of Chamberlain's Cough
remedy I was' relieved of a very bad
cold. My bead was completely stopped
up and I could not sleep at night. I can
recommend this remedy." A cold nearly
alwayB starts In the head and afterwards
extends to the throat' and lungs. ' By
using' this 'remedy freely as soon as the
cold has been contracted it will cure the
cold at once and prevent it from extend
ing to the longs. '
Reduced Kates. .."
Effective March 22d. The O. R. & N.
Co. will reduce their round trip rates
between Portland and The Dalles as fol
lows: v Two day rate, good going Satur
day and returning Monday night, $3.
Ten day tickets $3.50. Good on all
trains. E. E. Lytle,'
m24-dwtf '' . Agent
One Minute Cough Cure touches the
right spot. It also touches it. at the
right time if you take it when you have
a cough or cold. See the point? Then
don't cough. Sold by Snipes-Kinersly
Drug Co. - '
to
rora
Notice
1 Germania
OTTO BIRGFELD, Prop.
Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
$Wbr'mvfpl?
-SOLE AGENT FOB. THE -
Celebrated Gajnbrinus Beer.
Wholesale and , Retail Liquor Store.
STUBLING
Are now located on Second Street, between .Washington and
Federal Sts., where they have a large stock of
CHOICE LIQUORS.
FINEST BRANDS OF CICrARS. ; -
Family trade solicited. A resort first-class in all par
ticulars will be maintained. .
J. O. MKCK,
pine twines
. : Domestic and
St. Louis and Milwaukee
Columbia
THE OLD ORO
67 Second St., - -. .
The Dalles Commission Co.,
-DKALKE8 IM-
Coal, Ice aid FrcSice, Foreip ail Bcmestic Friiits ail TeptaMes.
. Oysters, Fish, Poultry and Gams In Season. t ...
NORTH POWDER ICE, jrhich is noted for its purity and lasting qnalitiea.
ROCK HPB1KOS.
KOSLIN, ANTHRACITE
and GEOB6E9 CKBSK
Phone 128 and 255. - Corner Second and Washington Streets.
Consignments Solicited. Goods received for Cold Storage and Forwarding.
, THE. CELEBRATED
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r.
' This well-known! Brewery is now turning oat the best Beer and Porte t
eant of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health
ful Beer have been introduced, and on.y the first-class article will be placed oa
he market .' ' :. " . . -
TO GET READY
LARGE SPRING
I am now selling Men's and Boy's Clothing, Fancy
and Dress Goods, Cloaks, Capes, Shoes, and every
thing else found in a first-class Dry Goods Store.
ASk
FOR
PRICES.
CLOSING OUT SALE
of nRv nonns
CLOTBiN-G-. FTJRNISHEN"G GOODS,
BOOTS, SHOES. HATS and CAPS.
These Goods Must Be Sold Less Than, Cost
J P. McINERNY.
''There is a tide in the affairs of. men. which, taken at its flood
: - - leads on to fortune.' :," t' " ', '
. The .poei unquestionably had reference to the
Ciosi ii Sie , of ( F unUt iixe &rp Ms
at GR AN DALL & BU RG ET'Si
Who are selling these goods but at greatly-reduced rates.
v MICHELBACH BRICK. - UNION ST.
KO. 94 SECOND STREET,
THE DALLES, - - - OREGON.
& WILLIAMS :
-DEALER 1N-
a
Key West Cigars,
Bottled-Beer.
Brewery Beer on Dranght.
F1NO STAND.
- The Dalles, Oregon.
FOR FTJKL ant
HANDFAGTUKINO
. FUBPOSKS.
for a ,v
STOCK-
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