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XLZoxicIasr Evening, ilpril Gtli.
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY COMEDIANS,
And their Big Company of Merry
makers, in the Great Farce-Comedy,
Ma
Every Artist in the Company
Is -what is vulgarly called
"A Hot Member;" so you "be there
and see for yourself ;
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The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
SATURDAY. - - - APRIL 4, 1896
IMPARTIAL COMMENT.
The transactions in Portland last
Thursday during the Republican T'ri
maries will be a cause of chagrin to
decent members of the party
throughout the state. Although the
information which comes to us is
colored one way because the Orego
nian and its protege, the Telegram,
are controlled by one faction,
enough is learned to reach the con
clusion that the day was the most
disgraceful in the history of Repub
lican politics in Oregon.
Two factions arrayed against one
another in bitter enmity, strove for
supremacy. On both sides were
men of good character and influence
in the councils of state; on both
sides were the riff-raff, bums, float
ers, ward-strikers, and all species
that go to make up disreputable pol
itics. Joseph Simon, the self crowned
Tuler of Portland, hobnobing with
Larry Sullivan, a disreputable tough,
prizefighter and leader of men
among whom a piece of money is the
strongest argument. This is pure
politics with a vengeance. Henry
McGinn, a judge upon the bench, a
partisan with Simon, leaving the
high and honorable position to which
he Lad been appointed by the grace
of God and Governor Lord, and
mingling in a fight from which every
member of the judiciary should be
absent.
To one who watched the affair
from a distance it looks as if the
whole thing were merely a case of
the upot calling the kettle black."
The Oregonian, with its eulogies of
Simon, eannot make that ubiquitous
individual -appear more saintly in
the eyes of those who have watched
his career. Neither can any admi
ration for District Attorney " Hume's
fighting qualities blind people to the
fact that he is a salary grabber and
a man who is for Hume first and
possibly for the people afterward.
We cannot look upon the victory
of Simon as a triumph for good gov
ernment; neither would we had
Minto, Frank and Hume won. The
men named are away down in the
category of good citizenship. They
represent themselves and their sel
fish ends, and" the interests of Port
land are as badly off in the hands of
one as the other. As we 6ay, there
are good men on both sides, but for
the leaders, all that can be said is
that they are professional politicians,
searching for spoils.
The coui se of the Oregonian will
not commend itself to unprejudiced
people. Howeyer sublime may be
the - trust that the Oregonian has in
Simon, it is not shared by people
generally.
Portland is suffering from too
much politics. ' Its citizens need
some good government for a change,
tut we doubt exceedingly if either
Simon or Messis. Frauk, Hume and
Minto will give it to them.
A statement made by an Eastern
Oregon payer that The Dalles is the
best wool market in the state east of
Portland fails to state the fact cor
rectly. The Dalles is a much better
wool market than Porland ; in fact
since the granting of terminal rates
to shippers from Chis city, Portland
has ceased to figure to any great ex
tent as a wool emporium. "Wool is
hauled hundreds of miles to The
Dalles, sales are effected and con
signments made direct to Boston, or
whatever city the Eastern destina
tion may be. The buyers have rec
ognized this place as the great wool
shipping point, and during the season
buyers are to be found in The Dalles
instead of in Portland as formerly.
This fact itself shows the importance
attached to this city as a wool mar
ket. GOOLT WORDS FOR THE DALLES-
Hood River Glacier: The Dalles is
having a building boom. Mr. Max Vogt
is rebuilding his brick block that was
destroyed by the big fire several years
aero. Mr. Vogt's building will cost $65,
000. A. M. Williams is putting up au
additional store adjoining his property,
to cost $30,000. Besides these, there are
a number of private residences going up,
while other baildings are being raised
and improved. There is a healthy feel
ing there in anticipation of a large out
put of wool and a general confidence in
the future of The Dalles that speaks well
fer the enterprising spirit of its citizens.
The expected opening of the loefcp,
which will give uninterrupted water
communication, and the fact of its being
a general distributing point, also tend
to boom the place.
LEAVES ITS MARK
every one of the painful irregularities
and weaknesses that prey upon women.
They fade the face, waste the figure, ruin
the temper, wither you up, make you old
before your time.
Get well : That's the way to look welL
Cure the disorders and ailments that beset
you, with Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip
tion. 1
It regulates and promotes all the proper
functions, improves digestion, enriches the
blood, dispels aches and pains, melancholy
and nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength. It's a
powerful general, as well as uterine, tonic
and nervine, imparting vigor and strength
to the entire system.
Mrs. Airs uiaiCH, of Elm Creek, Buffalo Co.,
jveo., writes : I eotoy
good health thanks to
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre
scription and ' Golden
mi under doctors' care
for two years with womb
disease, and gradually
the time. I was so weak
; mat I could sit up in bed
onlv a few momenta fnr
taking Dr. Pierce's Fa
vorite Prescription and
his Golden Medical pis-
; I had taken one-half dozen-bottles
I was up and
going wherever I pleased,
and have had good health
and been very strong
Mas. Ulrick.
, . ana Deen very stroi
ever since that was two years and a half ago.'
A book of 1 68 pages on 44 Woman and Her
Diseases " mailed sealed, on receipt of 10
cents in stamps for postage. Address,
World's Dispensary Medical Associa
tion, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y.
Mrs. M. E. Briggs cordially invites
the ladies of The Dalles to call and ex
amine the spring and summer millinery
diBplaythis week. ' apr3-2t "
MORE
And more 20th Century Fun-Provoking Ideas than you ever saw in one Single-Stage Entertainment before. The Bar
num of all Farce Comedies. . Compared with "Finnigan's Ball," most of the so-called "Farce Comedies" are Sardou
Tragedies.
Tr,rrs Cfl nA
I ICKBIS, OU allu
ECZ6H!B baby
Grew Worse under Treatment of Best
Pbysictaras. Tried
CUTICURA REMEDIES
Great Change In Five Iays and To-day la
Entirely Cured.
My baby bad Eczema in its worst form.
One of the best physicians in the city attended
her, but she continued to get worse all the
time. He Anally admitted he was at his wits'
end. I then got Cuticora Remedies, and in .
a few day noticed a great change in her con
dition. She continued to Improve and to-day
it entirely cured, has nice head of hair, and is
lively and hearty. I spent considerable money
for drugs and doctor's bills, which was useless.
J. B. JACOBS, 2031 Wilkins Ave., Bait., Md.
Bphdt Ctnta TnxATMTirr. Warm baths with Con
cttra Soap, gentle applications of Cuticura (ointment,
the rreat akin care, and mild doses of Cutiooka Rasoi
TXHT, greatest ol homor cures.
Sold thronehout the world. Price. Cimcra 50e.s
8oAF,S5c.t Rssoi.vBaT.S0c. and Si. PorraaDaoo ajio
Chkm. Cotr Sole Props.. Boston.
Jftj " How to Cure Ererj Skin Humor," mailed free.
Piles of peoples have piles, bnt De
Witt's Witeh Hazel Salve will cure them.
When promptly applied it cures scalds
barns without the slightest pain.
Snipes- Kinersly Drug Co.
Sweethearts
Send youi lovers and husbands to
Balch & Co., Merchant Tailors, 78 Sec
ond street, for their spring' and sum
mer suits. They show the finest line
of foreign and domestic goods ever ex
hibited in The Dalles, at 'Frisco prices.
Fine Suits, $f8 and upwards.
Garments made on premises. Perfect fit guaranteed.
GEORGE RUCH
Successor to Chrlsman & Corson.
' FULL LINE OF
STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES.
Again in business at the old etand. I would be pleased to
see all my former patrons- Free delivery to any part of town.
CLOSING OUT SALE
f DRY GOODS
CLOTHING, FURNISHING GOODS,
BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and CAPS.
x.. -
These Goods Must Be-Sold Less Than Cost.
J. P. McINERNY.
FUN ! MORE SIDE-SPLITTING SITUATIONS ! MORE CATCHY MUSIC !
GREAT SPECIALTIES ! PRETTY FACES ! .
TEr RESERVED SEATS AT BLAKELEl
I DC. on sale Wednesday morning
RESERVED SEATS AT BLAKELEY &
J. 8. SCHENK,
J. M. Pattebsok.
Cashier.
reiuent.
First Jlational Bank.
THE DALLES. - -
ORE G
A General Banking Busincpp transacted
Deposits received, subject to bight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
remitted on day of collection.
Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on
New York, San Francisco and Port- -'
land.
DIRBOTOHS.
D. P. Thompson. Jmo. S. Schsncx.
Ed. M. Williams, Gso. A. Liebx.
H. M. Bkai.l.
If there is any one thing 'that needs
to be pnrified.it is politics, bo the re
former says, and many agree thereto.
But blood tells, and as a blood purifier
and liver corrector Simmons Liver Reg
ulator is the best medicine. "I use it in
preference to anv other." So wrote Mr.
S. H. Hj sell, of Middleport, Ohio. And
Dr. D. S. Russell, of Farmville, Va.,
writes, It fulfills all yon promise for it."
and
fives.
Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat,
Rolled Barley .Whole Barley,
Oats, Rye, Bran, Shorts,
Or anything n the Feed Line, go to the
WASCO : WAREHOUSE,
Onr prices are low and oar goods are firt-t-clnss.
Agents for the celebrated WAISTBTJRG "PEFRLESS" FLOUR.
Highest cash price paid for WHEAT, OATS and BARLEY.
Select
Wholesale and Retail Liquor Store.
STUBLING & WILLIAMS
Are now located on Second Street, between Washington and
Federal Sts., where they have a large stock of
CHOICE LIQUORS.
FINEST BRANDS OF CIOAES.
Family trade solicited." A resort first-class in all par
ticulars will be maintained.
The Dalles
-deaLebs im-
Coal, Ice aii Produce, Foreip ani Domestic Fruits an! YeptaWes.
, Oysters, Fish. Poultry and Game In Season.
NORTH POWDER ICE, which is noted for Its parity and lasting qualities.
ROCK SPRINGS.
ROSLTN, ANTHRACITE
mud GEORGES CBIEK
Phone 128 and 255. Corner Second and Washington Streets.
Consignments Solicited. Goods received for Cold Storage and Forwarding.
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood
' leads on to fortune" , .
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
Closing Out Sale of Farniture and Carpets
at CRAN DALL & BURGET'S,
Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rates.
MICKELBACH BBIOK, - - TJNICN ST.
HOUGHTON'S "WILL BE
Germania
OTTO BIRGFELD, Prop..
Fine AYines, Liquors and Cigars.
SOLE AGENT FOR THE
Celebrated Gambrinns Beer.
NO. 94 SECOND STREET,
THE DALLES, - - - OREGON.
Gommission Go.,
FOR ITTJICX. and
MANUFACTURING
. rcarosES.