BKLDMIN OP6RK HOUSE Monday Evening iLpril tlx. THE TWENTIETH CENTURY" COMEDIANS, jni'-initf --" Jr - g - - - - - -i ii ii -.! iir nrt l-i r,Ti-iL Jf CASEY DANCES. ILL BLOW THE CAS OUT" 1 SSff dfelMmgm!' 1 And their Big Company of Merry makers, in the Great Farce-Comedy, Every Artist in the Company Is "what is vulgarly called "A Hot Member;" so you "be there and see for yourself. mm Ball g si ii s o INTRODUCING 0 kta . j . 5s-i'S 1 AVWAS5 THE CELEBRATED IRISH COMEDIANS MORE FUN ! MORE SIDE-SPLITTING- SITUATIONS ! MORE CATCHY MUSIC! GREAT SPECIALTIES ! PRETTY FACES ! And more 20th Century Fun-Provoking Ideas than you ever saw in one Single-Stage Entertainment before. The Bar num of all Farce Comedies. Compared with "Finnigan's Ball," most of the so-called "Farce Comedies" are .Sardou Tragedies. . Tinlnto Ef1 nnrl 7Cn RESERVED SEATS AT BLAKELEY 1 1 Live 10, UU dllU 1 3U. on sale Wednesday morning. & HOUGHTON'S WILL BE The Dalles Daily Chronicle. WEDNESDAY. - APRIL 1, 1896 TO WHOM. THANKS ARE DUE. Mr. Ellis has taken the advice The Chronicle preferred some time ago and hurried through the house the resolution making $20,000 immedi ately available for work at the locks. The resolution having passed both houses makes this amount assured, and nothing now remains but to make proper application of the money. To our delegation in congress who have made this laudable effort to make the- locks available for traffic, the . thanks f a grateful people are due. To Senator Mitchell for his promptness in taking the initiative in the matter, and to Mr. Ellis for his supplementary efforts since in the absence of knowledge to the con trary, we are glad to give him a good measure of credit the people of Eastern Oregon express their ap preciation. The members of the delegation have dope all that has been asked of them, and we are the more certain in our conviction that the interests of the people have been uppermost thoughts in the minds of these gentlemen. We wish we could say as much for the government engineers and the contractors, but we cannot. We cannot even give vent to any exu berance of feeling over the action of congress since it is by no means cer tain that the money will be wisely or justly applied. By all right and reason neither the engineers nor con tractors can expect the people to have any confidence in their work or promises, and none of their state ments will be believed until proven true by facts. We would have been well pleased had congress tacked' on to this reso lution a provision that the work should be done under charge of a committee selected from such men as the people trust. Such a commit tee could then have as members nei ther the Messrs. Da3 nor the govern ment engineers. Let us hope the money will be so applied that the early operation of the locks will be realized ; but in no wise let our vigilance be relaxed. THE PUBLIC DEBT. The present Democratic adminis tration .will long be remembered for its incompetency. Tn every phase of government the party in power has shown its utter incapacity to handle the problems which have been presented for solution. In its foreign policy the present ad minis tration has been wavering, un Amer ican and inconsistent. In its finan cial management it has - shown an ignorance which amounts almost to a crime, a fair illustration of which is the bond sale just preceding the last, when the Morgan syndicate was allowed to make an exorbitant profit. But the severest arraignment of the Democratic party is found in the figures furnished by the treasury department, and which show the public debt at different time since 18Q5. On Oct. 31, 1865, the public debt, without deducting funds in the treasurj', amounted to $2,808, 549,437.55. The reports for 1871 state that the total decrease of the public debt from March 1, 1869, to December 1, 1871, was $227,211, 892.16. During the same period the annual interest had . been reduced $10,741,436.04. Im 1876 the debt, including accrued interest, less bonds issued to the Pacific railroad and less cash in the treasury, was $2,099, 439,444.94, a reduction since 1865 of $656,992,226.44. From the '.time the war closed in August, 1865, to the close of Ben jam in Harrison's administration, a period of twenty-eight j'ears, the public debt was reduced at an an nual average of $75,528,753, and in addition thereto the pension fund had been increased from about $16, 347,656 to $134,583,052. The total interest bearing debt as given by Secretary Foster, was on August 31, 1865, $2,381,530,294.96; on August 31, 1892, it was only $585,029,330. According to these figures the inter est bearing debt had been reduced $1,796,500,964.96 duiing twenty eight years under protection, al though the pension law called for from $130,000,000 to $134,000,000 annually. This statement is one that can bear verification. It is not an argu ment for a theory ; it is a lamenta ble condition that confronts us, and one due to the mistake the American people made in 1892, when they overthrew the policy of protection under which the country -had pros pered for thirty j-ears. When Baby was sick, we g&v? her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she citing to Castoria, Whea she bad Children, she cave them rvurfn. One Minute Cough Cure touches the right spot. It also touches it at the right time if you take it when you have a cough or cold.' See the point? Then don't cough. Sold by Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. "Give me a liver regulator and I. can regulate the world," said a genius. The druggist handed him a bottle of De Witt's Little Early Risers, the famous little pills. For sale by Snipea-Kinersley Drug Co. . " The Stabling Green House. We wish to announce that we have a complete stock of the following designs : Masons, Odd Fellows, Elks ; Knights of Pythias 3 kinds; Workmen, Wood men, Bed Men, Firemen's Triumph & Helmet, Eastern Star; Lyres, 2 sizes; Wreathe, 7 sizes; Horse Shoe, 3 sizes; Broken Wheel, 2 sizes; Anchor, 3 sizes ; Flying and Sitting Doves; Open Bible; Gates Ajar ; Crosses and Crowns united ; Flower baskets, 3 sizes; a large assort ment of Welcome and Wedding bells: a deduction made if wires are returned. We are at all times prepared to nil these designs with beautiful flowers at reason able rates. Mas. A. L. Stubling & Son. IdPdDdH EVERY humor, whether Itching, tmrnfog, bleeding, scaly, crusted, pimply, or blotchy, whether simple, scrofulous, or hereditary, from Infancy to age, are now speedily cured by A SKIN and blood purifier of Incomparable parity and curative power. Purely vegeta ble, safe, Innocent, and palatable. It appeals to all, and especially mothers, nurses, and children. Sold throughout the world. Price. Cu-nctTKA, flte-l Soap, 25e. Rksoi,vknt. 0c end SI. Poxtbr Dana Alto Chem. Cokp.. Sole Props., Boston. Ot7-"liow to Cure Blood sxui Skin Uumorm," bee. Piles of peoples have piles, but De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve will cure them. When promptly applied it cures scalds burns without the slightest pain. Snipes- Kinersly Drug Co. J. 8. Bchbnk, President. J. M. Patterson. Cashier. First Rational Bank. THE DALLES. - - OREG A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francitico and Portland. OIREOTOKS. D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Scitenck. Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Liebe. H. M. Beau.. If there is any one thing that needs to be purified, it is politics, so the re former says, and many agree thereto. But blood tells, and as a blood purifier and liver corrector Simmons Liver Reg ulator is the best medicine. "I use it in preference to anv other." So wrote Mr. 3. H. Hysell, of Middleport, Ohio. And Dr. D. S. Russell, of Farmville, Va., writes, ''It fulfills all you promise for it." Sweethearts and Wives. Send your lovers and husbands to Balch & Co., Merchant Tailors, 78 Sec ond street, for their spring1 and sum mer suits. They show the finest line of foreign and domestic goods ever ex hibited in The Dalles, at 'Frisco prices. Fine Suits, $i 8 and upwards. Garments made on premises. Perfect fit guaranteed. . GEORGE RUCH PIONEER GROCER. Successor to Chrisman & Corson. . FULL, LINE OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES. Again in business at the old stand. I would be pleased to see all my former patrons. Free delivery to any part of town. CLOSING OUT SALE of DRY nnnns CLOTHING-, FURNISHING- GOODS, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and CAPS. These Goods Must Be Sold Less Than Cost. J. P. McINERNY. When yog mant to ky Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat, ' Rolled Barley, Whole Barley, Oats, Rye, Bran, Shorts, Or apything n the Feed Line, go to the WASCO : WAREHOUSE, Our prices are low and our goods are firet-clase. Aeents for the celebrated WAISTBURG "PEFELESS'r FLOUR. Highest cash price paid for WHEAT, OATS and BARLEY. Select E&foty Ihi Germania OTTO BIRGFELD, Prop. Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars. -SOLE AGENT FOR THE- Celebrated Gambrinus Beer. NO. 94 SECOND STREET, THE DALLES, - - - OREGON". Wholesale and Retail Liquor Store. STUBLING & WILLIAMS Are now located on Second Street, between Washington and Federal Sts., where they have a large stock of CHOICE LIQUORS. FINEST BRANDS OF CIGARS. Family trade solicited. A resort first-class in all par ticulars will be maintained. The Dalles Commission Co., "DEiLSBB IM- Coal, Ice an4 Proflnce, Foreign an! Domestic Mts ani TietaMes. Oysters, Fish, Poultry and Game In Season. -NORTH POWDER ICE, which ia noted for Ita purity and lasting qualitie8. GOAL : ROCK NPKlOS. ROSLTN, ANTHRACITE and CKORGK9 CBEKK FOR VUKL and MANUFACTURING Phone 128 and 255. Corner Second and Washington Streets. Consignments Solicited. Goods received for Cold Storage and Forwarding. " There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets at CRANDALL &. BURGET'S, Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rates. . MICHELBACH BRICK. - - UNION ST.