LOSS OF VOiCE. After Acuto Bronchitis CCHED BY XTSIKQ AVER'S Cherry Pectoral A PREACHER'S EXPERIENCE. - "Three months ago, I took a vio lent cold which resulted in an attack of acute bronchitis. I put myself under medical treatment, and at the end of two months was no, better. I found it very difficult to preach, and concluded to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. The first bottle gave me great relief ; the second, which I am now taking, has relieved me almost entirely of all unpleasant symptoms, amd I feel sure that one or two bot tles more will effect a permanent cure. To all ministers suffering from throat troubles, I recommend Ayer's Cherry Pectoral." E. M. Brawley, T.D., Dist. Secretary, Am. Bapt. Publication Society, Petersburg, Va. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral GOLD MEDAL AT THE "WORLD'S FAIR. AVER'S LEADS ALL OTHER SARSAPAR1LLAS. VEIiSON A L MENTION". Mr. John Crate went to Collins this morning. Mr. M. A. Moody wont to Hood River this morning on the Regulator, return ing on the local. Mr. and Mrs. D. C. Herrin leave for La Grande tonight, where they have been called on account of the serious ill ness of Mrs. E. K. Dickey, a sister of Mr. Herrin, who is afflicted with pneu monia. Mr. W. A. Johnson returned last evening from a brief sojourn to Hepp ner, his old home. lie finds things moving along iu that section in much the manner that might be expected, but has become so accustomed to the push and enterprise of our own city and vicinity he feels better satisfied to re turn. As regards the political situation, he says there is a unanimity of senti ment to leturn Ellis to congress. A Good Conedy. Probably the be3t team in the line of Irish comedy on the stage today, is Murrav and Mack, whose excellent and exceedingly clever work in their success lul comedy, "Finnigan's Ball," has done much to enhance their reputation. Their comedy is bright, brilliant aud dashing, their dancing is a revelation of grotesque fun, while their specialties are unique and startling. . "Finnigan's Sail" is a finely written and highly en tertaining comedy. The plot is not in tricate, but the fun comes fast, and the dialogue causes the audience to seethe and' bubble with laughter. The sup porting company is excellent, and in eludes the eccentric comedian Geo. H limerick, whose portrayal of the troubles of the widow Lallagher, is a feature of -the performance. The Loring sisters are refined artists, and truly marvelous dancers. Gracie Cummings, the cote and curly soobrette, Edith Newton, "Winifred Stewart, Rita Dixon, Lonnie Deane, Clayton E. White, Bert Leslie, Chas. Lamb and v i nee tit Mienelli. The costuming and stage accessories are ele gant and costly, and entirely new equip' meat of ecenery has been provided this season by Manager Merritt. Their date at The Dalles is Monday, April 6th. You hear it almost everywhere, and lead it in the newspapers, that Simmons Liver Regulator is the best liver remedy, and the best Sprintr medicine, and the best blood medicinei !tlho -nlv medi cine of any consequence thai . -ise is iotmons Liver Regulator." So wrote Mr. R. A. Cobb, of Morgantown, N. C. And W. F. Park, M. D., ot Tracy City, Tenn, writes : "Simmons Liver Regula tor is the best." , - - If gK. & i HARD SKULL SAVES HIM. Mexican Receives a Volley of Bullets In the Head and Uvea. A Mexican was condemned to death for stealing a can of kerosene, remarks the Buffalo Express. lie was taken out by a party of soldiers, received a volley oi bullets at close rang-e, ami was left for dead. As soon as the soldiers had gone he sprang1 to his feet and walked to the City of Mexico, many miles away, where he entered a hospital. The doc tors found three rifle bullets imbedded in his skull, but he was not fatally in jured. Now the authorities of the town which ordered him executed want him back in order to shoot him again. But he objects. He argues that if subjected- to the discomfort of execution a second time his health might be greatly endangered. There is logic in that. The man's plea ought to hold good. It is a serious menare to a man's health to be taken out and shot, and the fel low who survives the experience once should be spared a second exposure, in order that he may come to the states and go the rounds of the museums as the man with the iron skull. English li amor. A strange society was brought to light during the hearing of a case be fore the Thames magistrate. Several men were charged with stealing a watch from a sailor, and were all dis charged except Alexander Fullerton, on whom was found a savings bank book for $245 end a card of membership of a Roeiety with a curious title. It bore the-following inscriftion: "Na tional Liars' association Having been a member of the above association, and finding you are a bipger liar than my self, . I must congratulate you on re- lieving me of this card." It must be gratifying to the East end community. as well as a tribute to Fulleirton s own abilities, that he had found no one worthj- of relieving him of the card. The magistrate remanded him for in quiries. Deatn In Japan. There are no undertakers in Japan When a person dies his nearest rela tives put him into a coftin and bury him. The mourning does not begin until after burial. PHYSICAL STRENGTH, cheerful spirits and the ability to fully enjoy life, come only with a healthy Doay ana mina. Tne youns' man who suffers from nerv ous debility, impaired mem ory, low spirits, irrita ble temper, and the uaousand and one de rangements of mind and body that result from, un natural, pernici ous Habits usual ly contracted in youth, through ignorance, is thereby incapac itated to thor oughly enjoy life. - He feels tired, spiritless. and drowsy ; his sleep is disturbed and does not re fresh him as it should ; the will power is weakened, morbid fears haunt him and may result in confirmed hypochondria, or melan cholia and, finally, in sorting of the brain, epilepsy, ("fits"), paralysis, locomotor ataxia and even in dread insanity. To reach, re-claim and restore such unfortunates to health and hanniness. is the aim of the publishers of a book of. 130 pages, written in plain but chaste language, on the nature, symptoms and curability, by home-treatment, of such diseases. This book will be sent sealed, in plain envelope, on receipt of this no tice with ten cents in stamps, for post age. Address, World's Dispensary Med-, ical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. For more than a quarter of a century physicians connected with this widely celebrated Institution have made the treatment of the diseases above hinted at their specialty. Thousands have con sulted them by letter and received advice and medicines which have resulted in permanent cures. i Sufferers from premature old age, or loss of power, will find much of interest in the book above mentioned. Cbtcliester Encll2i Diamond Brand. EfjflYROYAL FILLS v riffinai aod Only Genuine FC,. always reliable, ladies ask DruEgtat for Chichester a English Dia i mond Brand la Ked and Gold metallia ooxes, .r&irxi witb blue ribbon. Take no other. Refute f'anaertnu MitbMttit. lions and imitations At Druggists, or send 4. in b fiTupfl lor particular. , LestiinonxaJ dJ Relief for TUtdlcft," In Utter, by return MaIL. IO.OOO TVLitiirnirila JWinu Mr tor an Ioal jPkiJ tulA RI-PA-N-S The modern stand ard Family Medi cine : Cures the common every-day ills of humanity. The patrons of Mrs. M. E. Bnggs mil linery parlors will be pleased to know that MifS Bottorff has returned and has charge of the trimming department. Latest novelties in spring hats made to order. Miss Bottorff came directly from the city, after a two weeks' stay, where ' i mA A 1- 0 she inspected alt the latest Paris designs in hats and bonnets. ml8-dtf lied need Rates. Effective March 22d. The O. R. & N. Co. will reduce their round trip rates between Portland and The Dalles as fol lows: Two day rate, good going Satur day and returning Monday night, $3. Ten day tickets $3.50. Good on all trains. E. E. Little, m24-dawtf Agent IBM S XI GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VJA.- Spokane Denver Minneapolis St. Paul Omaha Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. OCEAN 8TEAMEB9 Leave Portland Every Five liars for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O. B. & Co.' a Agent Tha Dalles, or address . . W, H. HURLBUET, Gen. Pass. Agt. Portland, Oregon EAST and SOUTH via The Shasta Route OP THE- Southern Pacific Comp'y. Trains leave and are due to arrive at Portland. 0) ollo , iSo rEAVE. FROM JUNE 23, 1895. ARRIVE. f OVERLAND EX-1 I press, Sulem, Rose-' I burg, Ashland, Sac- I n.cnp -r J ramento, Ogden.San ! ..n . ,, 8.50 P. 21. Francise0f Mojave, f A-M- Los Angeles.El fasti, i I Sew - Orleans and I (.East J 8:30 A.M. Roseburg and way tta- i AO P. M. Hons Via Woodbnrn fori Mt.Ancel, Silverton, Dall West Scio, Browns- except ville, Springfield and Sundays. Natron j 4:C0P. M. Snlem and way stations 10. 00 A.M. 7:30A.M. (Corvallis and way t 6:20P.M. (stations j t4-45P.M. (Mc.Minnville and; t 8:25P.M. ' ) way stations j Daily. . fDaily, except Sunday. DINING CARS ON OGDEN ROUTE. PULLMAN BUFFET SLEEPERS AND SECOND-CLASS SLEEPING CARS Attached to all Through Trains. - , Through Ticket Office, 134 Third street, where through tickets to all points in the Eastern Stntes, Canada and .Europe can be obtained at lowest rates from J. B. KIRKLAND, Ticket Agent. All above trains arrive at Hnd depart irom Grand Central Station, Fiith,and I streets. YAMHILL DIVISION. Passenger Depot, foot of Jederson street. Leave for OSWEGO, week days, at 6:00, 7:20, 10:15 a. m., 12:15, 1:55, 5:15, C:3S p. m., 8:00 p. m.. buu iL.Mt p. in. on OHinraa; oniv. Arrive at Portland, 7:10, 8:30,11;25 a. m., 1:30, 4:10, o:zv, :w, p. m. Leave for Sheridan, week days, at 4:30 p. m Arrive at Portland. 9:30 a. m Leave for A1RLIE on Monday, Wednefday and Fri'iay at 9:40 a.m. Arrive at Portland, Tufs- aav, 1 nursaay ana saiuraay at 3 :ua p. m. Sunday trains for OSWEGO leave at 7:30. 9:00, 11:00 a. in., 12:40, 2:00, 3:30, 5:30, 6:50 p.m. Arrive at Portlnnd at 12:35, 8:40, 10:30 a. m it.iOt o:io, 4:40, o:U, y:oo p. m. R. KOEHLER, . E. P. ROGERS, Manager. Asst. G. F. S Pass. Agt. THE DALLES TTATVCS-E. The above association is nrfmarfirl to tatfi a. list, nf nil x j. -7 and any kind of Keal Estate tor sale or e change, whereby the seller will have the undi vided assistance of the follow ing Ileal Estate Agents, or ganized as an association for the purpose of inducing im migration to Wasco and Sher man Counties, and generally stimulating the -sale of prop erty: - C5. V). TWnrVI T A ' TTnrl. son, J. G. Koontz & Co.. J. M. Huntington & Co.. N. Wheal- don, Gibons & Marden, G. W. iiowland. - Address any of the above well known firms, or J. fsl. Huntington, Sec. The Dalles, Oregon Real-': Estate Ho-ar to Care Rheumatism. Abago, Coos Co.,' Oregon, Nov. 10, 1893. I wish to inform yon of the great good Chamberlain's Pain Balm has done my wife. She has been troubled with rheumatism of the arms and hands for six months, and has tried many reme dies prescribed for that complaint, bnt found no relief until she used tbia Pain Balm ; one bottle of which has complete ly cured her'. I take pleasure in recom mending it for that trouble. Yours truly, C. A. Bullord. SO cents and $1.00 bottlee for sale by Blakeley & Hough ton's Drug Store. In the fall of 1893 a son of Mr. T. A. McFarland, prominent merchant of Live Oak, Sutter county, Calif., was taken with a very heavy cold. The pains in his chest were eo severe that he bad spasms and was threatened with pneumonia. His father gave him sev eral large doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which broke up the cough and cured him. Mr. McFarland says when ever his children have croup he invari ably gives them Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and it always cures them. He considers it the best cough remedy in the market. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton's Drug store. It not only is so, it must be so, One Minute Cough Cure acts quickly, and that's what makes it go.. Snipes-Kiner-ely. Drug Co. "The Regulator Line' Tlie Dalles. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Mi ana PessenQBi Line Tbrouirh Dailv TriDa (Snndavn or cepted) between "The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 8 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Oak street dock) at 7 a. m.. connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PAHNKNHER RATRS. One way Round trip. . .$200 . 3.0Q Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, 7tnth out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way lanump; musi rje aenverea Deiore y l. ii. Live stock snipments Bonctea Gallon or addreps, W. C. ALLAWAY THE DALLES. - OREGON ORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. H s Pullman Elegent Tourist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars 8T. PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS DCLVTH FARGO GRAND FUKF CROOKSTOS WINNIPEG HELENA aud . BUTTE TO Through Tiekets chicago t Washington' Pmi.A rvRLI'HIA -BV YOKE - BOSTON A NO. ALL, POINTS EAST and SOUTH For information, time cards, mana and tickets. cal on or write to W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, - The Dalles, Oregon, A. 1). CHARLTON. Asst. G. P. A., 235, Morrison Cor. Third, Portland, Oregon jieXanotber. thi ng .f you cant r-l r1 Tl fnnfoiToTfli THE CELEBRATED COIiUmBlR BfEOlEHV, AUGUST BUCHLER, PropV. 1 This well-known Brewery is now turning out the best Beer and Porter east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and ony the first-class article will be placed on he market. -. , TO GET READY for a LARGE SPRING STOCK I am now selling Men's and Boy's Clothing, Fancy and Dress Goods, Cloaks, Capes, Shoes, and every " thing else found in a first-class Dry Goods Store. ASlc FOR PRICES. RUPERT & GABEL, Wholesale and retail manufacturers and dealers in Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Collars, TENTS and WAGON COVERS. BEP AIRING PROMPTLY DOSE. Adjoining E. J. Collins & Co.'s store. 23--"7S7". VAUSEi, DEALER LS ' PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS, And the Most Complete and Lateet Patterns and Designs in WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER anil' PAPER HANGER. None but the best brands of J. W. MASURY'S PAINTS used in all our work, and none but the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masury Liquid Paints. No chem icel combination or soap mixture. A first-class article in all colors. . All orders promptly attended to. Store and Faint Shot) corner Third and Washington Eta., The Dalles. Oregon J.O.MHCK, pine ZXlines Domestic and St. Louis and Milwaukee Columbia THE OI-D ORO 67 Second St., V beat Johnnie i C. F. STEPHENS. -DEALEE IN- and Iiiqaotfs, Key West Cigars, Bottled Beer. Brewery Beer on Draught. FINO STAND. The Dalles, Oregon. t