OP6RK House IF CASEY DANCES.SU. BUY THE CAS OUT " THE TWENTIETH CENTTJRY COMEDIANS, KM Every Artist In the Company Is what is vulgarly called "A "Hot Member;" so you be there and see for yourself. pinm THE CELEBRATED IRISH CSMEDIANS v W The Dalles Daily Chroniete. TUESDAY. - - - MARCH 31. 1896 THE ADVANTAGE. OF SITUATION. Pendleton is greatly exercised be cause through a change in the O. R. & N. time card, traius from Spokane to Portland go through Wallula instead of making connections at Pendleton as formerly. It is thought by some pessimistic souls that the change will injure Pendleton some what in a business way. While this fear is undoubtedly unfounded, yet a city that depends entirely upon rail road communication does not pos sess the resources for growth that belong to a place situated as The Dalles is upon a navigable rirer. The Dalles once was dependent upon the whim of a single railroad, but that condition has been done away through the labors of energetic citizens, and by the agency of our boat line we have competitive rates that prevent exorbitant freight charges. Either with or without the open ing of -the locks, The Dalles will find its gteatest treasure the Columbia river, upon whose 'broad bosom the commerce of a great empire will some day float to the sea. The building of good roads into the interior and the establishment of one or more manufacturies will give this city such an impetus that atten tion will be attracted to it from all over the coast. FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE. . Already the rush to Alaska is Laving disastrous results. The in flux of miners has been so great that there is neither food nor accommo tion for those who have rushed northward in search of gold. The stories that come from Juneau indi cate that trouble is imminent and that the men who have been disap pointed in their hopes will resort to extreme measures. The eagerness with which these deluded men took advantage of the cheap, transportation rates to seek another land is only another evi dence of the unsatisfactory condi tions that exist in this country. The good times promised by the Democratic party have failed to come, and in their place we have dis organization and distress. Not until .a protective system is again in force and a currency estab lished beyond danger of debasement will the conditions change for the better. It is idle to talk of revived prosperity till these .conditions are brought about. Until that time cap ital will be unwilling to invest, and without capital . thero is no work .for the laboring man. . . Tonight the Commercial Club will hold an important meeting. The subject of. the Fossil road will be considered! No matter of more im- portance to the town has come be fore our citizens for many months, and a large number of business men should attend this evening and by presence, at least, lend encourage ment to the work the Commercial Club is trying to do. Merchants, capitalists and professional men are U interested in the expansion of our city's trade. The opportunity is offered us of , attracting business from a rich and extensive country, and it is a pait of wisdom to hasten an acceptance. A large attendance at the meeting tonight will show that our business men are awake to the city's needs and encourage those to whom the work of investigating the project will be delegated. COMMENT ABOUT THE LOCKS. Vancouver Columbian : The Dalles Chronicle bas had its X rays focused upon the Cascade locks and after giving credit to its congressional representa tives says ; The men whom we distrust are the government engineers and the contractors. Oar faith in them is at a low ebb. In the interest of a suffering people it is to be hoped that if this money is secured from congress it will be so distributed that the purpose for which it was appropriated may be eerved. Troutdale Champion: Is it possible that for fear of not getting the. last ap propriation granted, which was at that time thought sufficient to complete them, that this work was not taken in consideration, thus not only deceiving congress, but the farmers who have waited so long and patiently to see the Cascade locks completed? It is about time the government pnt a stop to this procrastination as to when the locks shoold be opened by granting the neces sary funds and insisting upon the entire work being completed with no more spasmodic jobs tacked on. Walla Walla Statesman : It was an nounced a few months ago that the locks at the Cascades would be completed by March 1st. When that date came it was suddenly discovered that the walls of the channel were not safe, and that many thousands of dollars and several years of labor would yet be necessary in order to make the locks of any practical service. The people of Eastern Wash ington have about lost all' patience with these repeated delays. They demand that the work be pushed to immediate completion, and they are ready to vote for a representative in congress, regard less of party, who will- do most toward haying the work of improving the channel of the Columbia pushed to an early completion. They should make their will manifest in the congressional conventions, and thus make sure that there shall be no further trifling with this vital question. SlOO Reward SIOO. The. readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that Bcience bas been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a consti tutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly Upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the- system', thereby destroying the foun dation of ' the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the con stitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address: ' F..J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. SJSold by Druggists, 75 centSi " Piles of peoples' have piles, but De Witt's Witch Hazel Salvef willeure them. When promptly applied it cures scalds barns without the slightest pain. Snipes- Kinersly Drug Co. MORE And more 20th Century Fun-Provoking Ideas than you ever saw in one Single-Stage Entertainment before. The Bar num of all Farce Comedies. Compared, with "Finhigaii's Ball," most of -the so-called ."Farce Comedies" are Sardou Tragedies. ' . , , .. , - : Tlrilnto En nnrl 7Kn ' RESERVED SEATS AT BLAKELE"! IICIxclo, uU alii I DC. on sale Wednesday morning Always call at W. J. Moore's, the leading candy maker, when you want the genuine marshmallow taffy. His marsh mallow taffy is inimitable. Don't be deceived by the name, it absolutely is not the eame. Moore's chocolate sponge taffy is something new. Always in the lead and up to date, but-never follows. Give him a call and you will be con vinced. J. 8. BCHENK, President. J. M. Patterson. Casbier. First Rational Batik. THE DALLES, - -' OREO A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Bight Draft or Check. ; Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. ' DIRSDTOR3. . Di P. Thompson. Jno. S. Scbknck. En. M. Willi am8, Geo. A. Liebk. If. M. Bball. 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Russell, of Farmville, Va., writes, ''It fulfills all you promise for it." When you uiant Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat, . Rolled Barley ,Whole Barley, Oats, Rye, Bran, Shorts, Or anything n the Feed Line, go to the WASCO : WAREHOUSE. Our prices are.low and our goods are firet-class.. ' ' ' Agents for the celebrated WAISTBURG "PEFRLESS" FLOUR. Highest cash price paid for WHEAT, OATS and BARLEY. f ' I r 1 Bit inqj?. yC0j Select OW STUBLING & WILLIAMS. Are now located on Second Street, between Washington and Federal Sts., where they have a large stock of CHOICE LIQUORS. FINEST BRANDS OP CIGARS. Family trade solicited. A resort first-class in all par ticulars will be maintained. The Dalles Commission Go., -DEALERS IM- Coal, -Ice and Proince, Foreip and Domestic Mis ani Veptafc Oysters, Fish, Poultry and Game In Season. NORTH POWDER ICE, which is noted for Its parity and lasting qualities. ROCK , SPRINGS. K08LTN, ANTHRACITE and GEORGES CKK Phone 128 and 255. Corner Second and Washington Streets. Consignments Solicited. Goods received for Cold Storage and Forwarding: " x There is a tide in the affairs leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had' reference to the J losiiOilte IFiii Who are selling these goods MICHELBACH BRICK. HOUGHTON'S WILL BE m .-?....(.: IM G-eriiiatiia OTTO BIRGFELD, Prop. Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars. - SOLE AGENT FOR THE- Celebrated Gambrinus Beer. NO. 94 SECOND STREET, THE DALLES, - - - OREGON". Liquor IFOR fVKt. and ' MANUFACTURING PURPOSES. of men which, taken at its flood" out . at greatly-reduced rates. i" UNION ST. tiire m uibeis i