03 BICYCLES Cleveland Eagle To the People of The Dalles. We cordially invite you to come and examine our stock of High-class Novelties, which we are now showing. Our display, same as evening of the Open ing, will be shown for the balance of the week. I 1 $ i-mmbb5pi PEASE & MAYS. I See the Cleveland and Eagle before buying; both are high-grade and stand ard Wheels. The Cleve land has a "wood rim, and the Eagle has an alumi num rim. , See our. stock before you buy. Only a few more Bicycles left that will be sold at the reduced prices. Ex amine our Crescents $50 and $75, as good as any wheel sold at $85. e give the same guarantee that you can get on a $100 wheel. MAI ER & BENTON Sole Agents for the above named Wheels. Removal Notice Nolan's Book Store now located at No. 54 Second Street, near Union. The TygH Val ley Creamery. Is Delicious. Ask Vanbibber & Worsley for it. 45c, Every Square is Full Weight. CREAMERY Tygh Valley A. A. B. TZEXjIEUPrECOaSTIEJ :tTO. SO. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. nteied a the Postofflce at The D idles, Oregon as second-class matter. WEDNESDAY. MARCH 25, 1896 WAYSIDE GLEANINGS. lbe' Baidom Obserrations and Local Events of Lesser Magnitude. Mr. F. H. Rowe started up his eaw mili this morning. Jones-Stevens concert at Congrega tional church tonight. Mr. Winelow S. Myers baa been ap pointed a notary public for Oregon. The river rose .2 of a foot last night and now stands 9.1 feet above low wate: mark. The derricks, scows, etc., used years ago in an abortive attempt to bridge the river at Vanconver, will be sold at sheriffs sale tomorrow. Buy your spring suit of A. M. Will iams & Co., who will furnish you the best ready made suits obtainable, at prices which will leave you money to "spare." You "bowl" in the right direction and are sure of making a "strike;" if in need of a spring suit you visit A. M. Will iams & Co., who carry the choicest line in the city. The question of perpetual motion has been solved by a Populist genius, thusly: Rags make paper, paper makes money, money makes banks, banks make loans, loans make poverty, poverty makes rags ; rags well you stop right here and com mence over again and keep on going until the cows come home'. When Ben Ullrich woke np one morning last week and proceeded to dressa he found that his clothes were gone. Some sneak thief had opened the door while he was sleeping and ab stracted every garment he had di vested himself of the evening previous. The Antelopes stampeded last even ing and took in both enda of town. In their search for good pastures they went clear up to the snow line. It was 2 o'clock thia morning before the last of them lay down to chew the cud of reflc c tion, and aa a consequence, the bright orb of day seemed to appear over the eastern horizon somewhat earlier than usual, and with an unwonted dimness. A pair of young women fought it out in regular beastly pugilistic style near Long Creek, in Umatilla county, last Saturday night. They both were in love with a farm band, and met to see who should have the right to possess him. They scratched and tore each other's faces and hair and daubed them with mud until they were a eight to be hold. ' The farm laborer, who has some sen 8e, now refuses to have anything to do with either of the women. "If the Umatilla Indians keep on at the, present gait they are going, there will soon be some splendid land on their reservation open for settlement by white ib en," said J. C. Leathers of Athena to a Telegram reporter recently. "Since the banding down of the decijion nam- V todi ing the Umatillas citizens, with the privilege of drinking all the. whisky they can purchase, the tribe ia dying, or rather being killed off at a rate that practically means extermination in the next fifteen years." A new freight and passenger line has been established between thia city and Moro. The proprietor .is Mr. Douglas Allen, who was recently foremost in cir culating a petition for a mail route be tween the points named. Regular trips will be" made every other day, leaving The Dalles Tuesday, Thursday and Sat urday. The office ia at the Umatilla house. ne road maenme ia doing good wor today on Third street between the court house and St. Mary's one of the worst spring ol the yea graded toward the forth be much firmer, lately, been employe with much benefit. acft sweets cent . T demy. This is in town in the t is now being rand will hence- he machine has on country roads Mr. Leo. Rondeau of Kingsley says since the' work done on the roads leading to Kingsley be has been able to haul twice the load be could before the work was commenced. According to the Telegram of Satur day, Warren, the successful candidate for school director in Portland, is a Junior Order man, an organization sup posed to be allied with the A. P. A. There is some color given the report by the fact that he recently ousted School Clerk Paquet, substituting for him a man by the name of Allen, supposed to be an A.' P. A. Then came Warren's stand against Roby. The Telegram con tinues: "The Catholics were aghast. A quiet investigation was set on foot, and little by little the whole horrible truth of how Warren was played against Fin- ley, and the Junior Order against the A. P. A. to the utter exclusion of the Cath olics, has come lobe known." Maslcale Tonight. Our citizens can make no mistake in purchasing ticKets and attending the concert given by Miss Gladys Mwynwen Jones, contralto, and Miss Harriet H. Stevens, pianiste, who will delight the ears of music-lovers by their finished educational ability in thia direction. They are striving for a musical education, and need the encouragement that will be expressed in patronizing their concert. It will not be many years before we will point with pride to these same young ladies, as having been Oregon . and Idaho girls,, when their remarkable native talent attains full de velopment and they are recognized as musicians with few peers and no super iors throughout the world. The follow ing program will be observed : PA.BT I. . Such... Schubert.... (Welsh Sonss) c. "Rising of the Lark" Ouain Alaw.. . ... 6. " Miller's Song" a. "Ash Grove" WotUnhaupt 1 "Le Dernier Bourire" .. . . PART II. Blanehard (a) "Scythe Song" FooU (6) "Irish Folk Song" Litotff :. "Bplnnerlled" Vannah "Good Bye, Sweet Day" Chopin polonaise Subscribe for The Chronicle. "Storm and Snnshlne" Impromptu Op. 142 FORMALLY OPENED. Large Number f Citizens Were Present at the Commercial club. The formal opening of the Commer cial and Athletic Club last evening was an event which will long be remembered by those in attendance, and their name seemed to be lezion. Ladies and eentle- men) young and middle-aged, fixed up in their "best bib and tucker" and con tributed their Bhare to the gayety of the occasion by their presence. Like the Olympic games, that greatest Bocial at traction of mediaeval Rome, everyone neglected their accustomed avocation, threw off the cares that infest the day, ba.de a temporary adieu to the anx ieties, ambitions and labors of the work day world and devoted themselves to that enjoyment which arises from a large number of pleasure-makers each bent upon pleasure, and aided by all the pleasure-giving devices that science may produce. There i8 a prodigality of such devices at the Commercial Club, which was laet evening the wonder of the com munity. , Every room was thrown open to the invaders, and each had but to choose which would please the most There was the billiard room for thoi devoted to the cue, card tables for those who dote upon whist, the reading room for the pensive scholar, the gymnastic accessories of that department, foils for the fencers, dumb-bells and clubs for the club-swingers, rings, trapeze and bars for the acrobat, muscle, lung and chest developers for those leading a too sedentary life, and a bowling alley for everybody, and through it all, . pene trating to the remotest corner of the most distant room, there floated upon the buoyant air sweetest strains of music by The Dalles orchestra band, who gen erously donated their services for the evening. The bowling alley was unquestionably the chief source of enjoyment, and the ladies entered into the spirit of the sport with the same abandon aa the gentlemen. A number of unique con tests were projected. For instance, ladies vs. the men, married ladies vs. the married men, single ' ladies vs. married ladies, young ladies vs. young gentlemen. The last-named contest was very exciting. The young gentlemen al lowed the ladies 80 points of a start, and tney never caught up; they were too generous, or else they underestimated the skill of their opponents. The hours were thue pleasurably Bpent until 11 o'clock. Invitations were quite generally extended and accepted. Many of the clergy were present and gave expressions of the benefit that was pos sible to the community by a club of this nature. The club, after their aus picious opening of last evening, begins tn era of prosperity which will make them as necessary to the welfare of the community of which it is a larger part, as all the other enterprises financial which contribute to the city's prosperity and advancement. ... Judge. 'Benmett and Eastern Politics. stated to a reporter that he does not ex pect a deeision in the Skotto we case be fore two months, though it may come at any time. Asked about eastern politics, he' stated that Illinois, Indiana and Ohio, as well as Washington City, are for free silver, and that he believes the Democratic party will adopt that side of the financial issue, and in speaking of the matter left the impression in the reporter's mind that the judge thinks that is about right himself; ' He heard many good speeches in congress while in Washington City, and says that Bob Cousins of Iowa made a national reputa tion in a day in bis speech upon the res olutions of censure on Bayard for his attitude on the tariff question, as given at an' English dinner, while across the water.' Speaking of our own congress men, he said he bad met Hon. W. R Ellis, and that he had many friends in congress. As to his abilities he said Ellis had never tmade , any notable speeches, but was a rare worker for Oregon interests. ' City Council Meeting-. The city council met last evening and transacted the following business : In regard to selling certain lots action was deferred until next regular meeting. The discussion of the electric light question resolved itself into 'a motion that the company be offered $8 per month per light hereafter, lights to burn until 2 o'clock in the morning. The matter of frog, ponds on the hill was brought to the attention of the coun cil, and the marshal was instructed to take whatever measures were necessary to abate the nuisance. - The marshal was also instructed to report on the' condition of all streets which needed immediate attention. A full council was present with the exception of S. S. Johns. Reserved seats 35 cents ; general admis sion 25 cents and children 15 cents for the Brownie entertainment Saturday even ing. On sale atBlakeley & HoOghton.'s. Subscribe for The Chronicle and get the news. , Our entire stock of Pianos to be sold before April 1st. We must vacate our store building1, and anything1 in our line at cut prices. Rather than . to i i i i j i n i -i " VLUUVD Ulll W11U1G iT IAJIjIV WH W III rsnil Villi -, - - anything you may want before we move, AT COST. Jacobsen Book & Music Company, r Judge A. S. Bennett returned from Washington City Monday evening. He Awarded Highest Honors World's Fair, Gold Medal, Midwinter Fair. MEWS Wl SUMS i Most Perfect Made. r- 4- Years the'Stasdart?. cu T. 162 Second Street, THE DALLES, OR, Try a Bottle. 0F- Atwood's Syrup of Tar, Horehound and Wild Cherry for that Cough. DONEIlIX'S DrUO STORE. "Live and let live. 99 You are invited to FRED. FISHER'S Ne-w Grocery. Store, -where you -will find all the Lowest Prices. Goods delivered to any part of the city. " -Telephone 270.