UflTOLD CTiSERY
FROM
RHEUPATISIVI
C. H. Sing, Water Valley, Kiss., cured by
Acer's Sarsaparilla
"For five years, I suffered untold misery
from muscular rbeumatlsm. I tried every
known remedy, cousuUed the test pliysi
elans, visited Hot Springs, Ark.,tliree timi-s,
spending Siooo there, besides doctors' 1:111s;
1ut could obtain only temporary rcliff. My
flesh was wasted away so (hut I weighed
only nlnety-tliree pounds; my left arm and
leg were drawn out shape, t!:c muscles
being twisted up in knots. I ws unable to
dress myself, except with assistance, and
could only bobble about by using a cane. I
had no appetite, anil was assured, by the
doctors, that I could not live. The pains, at
times, were so awful, that I could procure
relicl only by means of hypodermic Injec
tions of morphine. 1 had my limbs bandaged
In clay, in sulphur. In poultices; but these
pave only temporary relief. After trying
eYerything, and sulTering the most awful
tortures, I began to take Aycr's Sarsapaiilla.
Inside of two months, I was able to walk
without a cano. In three months, my limbs
began to strengthen, and in the course of a
year, I was cured. My weight has increased
to ICS pounds, and I am now able to do my
full day's work as a railroad blacksmith."
The Only World's Fair Sarsaparllla.
JLYISR'S PIIXS cure JBeadaehe.
THE CHURCHES.
AT THE BAPTIST CHUKCH.
Tho sermon at the Baptist church,
Rev. O. D, Taylor pastor, was from
Phil. iii:9: "Not having mine own
righteousness, but the righteousness of
Christ, the righteousness that is of God
by faith." The Savior often rebuked
the self-righteousness of the Pharisee,
and taught his disciples that except
your righteousness exceed the righteous
ness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye
shall in no wise enter the kingdom of
God. Paul, by birth a Hebrew of the
Hebrews, and by education and belief a
Pharisee of the Pharisees, until his con
version depended upon the righteous
ness which is of the law, or self
righteousness. After his conversion we
find him no longer trusting to the deeds
of the law, but to the righteousness
which lie describes in my text. Self
righteousness Is offensive to God, be
cause it assumes as unnecessary the
sacrifice of Christ. This was illustrated
by the Savior in tho parable of the mar:
riage feast where came a man without
the wedding garment. In response to
the question, "Friend, how earnest thee
in hither, not having on the wedding
garment," the man was speechless, and
he was cast out into outer darkness.
This man's sins was not that he came to
tho feast : on the contrary he did well to
come, for he had been invited; but he
insulted the king's eon by refusing to
wear the weeding garment, which had
been provided for every guest. So the
man iusults God who trusts to bis own
morality for justiacation, and thus re
fuses the garment of Christ's righteous
ness, in which to appear at the marriage
supper of the Lamb. This doctrine of
grace, while it is humbling to the fleeh,
honors God, in that' it exalts Christ
and gives all glory to him as the author
of our salvation. ' It also places all on an
equality before God and before Him
their is neither Jew nor Greek, nor bar
barian, Scythian, bond nor free, but
Christ is all and in all.
M. E. CHURCH.
The morning sermon was an appeal to
Christians to "Be strong in the Lord,
and the power of His might ;" Eph. vi :
10. After the sermon one person was
received into the church.
The subject for the evening sermon
was "Know Thyself," taken from the
story of the prodigal son, Luke xv:17.
Attention was called to the disastrous
effect of not "knowing thyeelf," so com
mon in the experience of men. We
must know ourselves as creatures among
creatures, that we may be humble and
feel our dependence upon God. We
should know ourselves as man among
men, that we may know our fellowman
aud perform our duty toward man in
the fear of the Lord. By knowing our
selves we may save much time, escape
much sorrow, and save ourselves from
eternal loss. Various agencies are em
ployed in bringing man to himself, such
as adversity in business life, physical
affliction and loss of loved ones. The
two special agencu-s are the preaching
of the gospel and the influence of the
divine spirit. The prodigal son came to
himself after having wasted time,
money and influence; yet in time to
save himself.: ". " .v. ' :
Mr. Bradley's Defense.
. Mr. Darwin Bradley, mention of whose
marriage to Mrs. Minnie Angel was
made in The Chronicle a few days ago,
called at the effice on Saturday, and de
sires a few words said in palliation or
explanation of his late matrimonial
venture. While denying none of the
essential facts as stated in the issue
of March 10th, he deplores the coloring
in which they are given, as leading to a
wrongful interpretation, when not taken
in connection with other points of the
brief family history which led to tho
marriage last week.
Mr. Bradley says the divorce did not
arise from any suspicion on the part cf
Mr. Angel of unfaithfulness ; that there
bad been domestic trouble for years be
tween Mr. and Mrs. Angel, and the di
vorce would have resulted if ehe had
never known Bradley. The latter says
that Mr. Angel and himself were always
the best of friends, and are to this day.
The Bradley family bad lived in another
house, on the farm, for which he regu
larly paid rent, and in that bouee Mrs.
Bradley died. He Eays it is true he has
been in hard circumstances, but that
it was his intention to pay his obliga
tions to the last dollar. He eays, also,
that there has been a great deal of un
founded talk, or gossip, concerning his
relations with Mrs. Angel. He brands
it all as falsehood, and resolved by mar
rying Mrs. Angel and taking up his resi
dence in The Dalles, to live down the
bad name so gratuitously given him, in
stead of running off to other fields. He
did not become engaged to TMrs. Bradley
until after the divorce was granted
January 15th. The engagement was by
letter, both agreeing that the best course
to pursue in the matter was to become
married and settle down in the commu
nity where they had been defamed and
live it down by a life of unimpeachable
integrity. The marriage so soonr Mr.
Bradley Eays, is by force of chance.
When Mrs. Angel arrived from Silver
ton her coming was in the interest cf
getting two of her children, which the
court allowed her the custody of. She
did not appear in defense of the divorce
suit, and Angel was granted the divorce
by default. But after arriving, Bradley
sought her, telling her of the scandalous
talk going around concerning them, and,
acting upon the advice of friends who
recommended him to become married at
once, ho urged her to do so. She agreed.
Tho tale is told. Mr. Bradley hoped
that he would be able to remain in The
Dalies and make a living; but he is
afraid the community has becomo so
prejudiced they will not assist him by
giving him employment in his profes
sion, and thus possibly compelling him
to go elsewhere to make a living.
Important to Farmers.
Wakelee's squirrel exterminator, the
original and only article of its kind giv
ing complete satisfaction. Now reduced
from 50 cts to 30 cts per can. For sale
by M. Z. Donnell, The Daljes.
. A cut-rate tailor establishment has
been opened at 83 Washington street,
opposite Chronicle office, by II. E.
Balch & Co. late of San Francisco, where
can be seen the finest line of suitings
and pants goods, both domestic ajjd
foreign, ever shown in The Dalles. The
prices are away down too. Mr. Balch is
a graduate of the Madison cutting sys
tem and guarantees perfect fit. By
patronizing this up-to-date firm you can
save $7 to $15 per suit. ml4-3t
Bucklen's Anncs Salve.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion , or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Blakeley and
Houghton, druggists.
. "Give me a liver regulator and I can
regulate the world," said a genius. The
druggist handed him a bottle of DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. For sale by Snipes-Kinersley
Drug Co. "
For Rent.
A good, responsible tenant can rent a
fine farm of 160 acres, situated ten miles
from The Dalles. Apply to W. E.
Campbell, Eudersby. ill-dw2w
THe Stubllngr Green House.
We wish to announce that we have a
complete stock of the following designs:
Masons, Odd Fellows, Elks; Kni?hts
of Pythias 3 kinds; Workmen, Wood
men, Red ' Men, Firemen's Triumph &
Helmet, Eastern Star; Lyres, 2 sizes;
Wreaths, 7 sizes; Horse Shoe, 3 sizes;
Broken Wheel, 2 sizes; Anchor, 3 sizes;
Flying and Sitting Doves; Open Bible:
Gates Ajar; Crosses and Crowns united;
r lower uasxets, 3 6izes; a large assort
ment of Welcome and Wedding bells : a
deduction made if wires are returned.
We are at all times prepared to fill these
designs with beautiful flowers at reason
able rates.
Mrs. A. L. Stublixg & Son.
HE HAS HIS TROUBLES.
Trials of a Messenger Roy for tbe Tole
grapU Coinpaay. -, .
A telegrhaph messenger probably sees
as much of the other side cf human
nature as a doctor. One told on Atchi
son Globe writer recently that a vrcman
never, opened a telegram without turn
ing pale, and, when the messsjre was
not alarming-, they looked disappointed.
He delivered about two death mes
sages a clay, four birth messeges.a great
many business messages, and once in a
great while a love message that makes
him tired to carry it. lie. carried one
recently to a young man in town that
read: , - . . - . V ' ..---; ,
"How are you to-day darling?"
The answer went promptly back by
the boy an cV was to this effect:1: am
better, love." . lie once carried a mes
sage of death to a colored woTnanr and
after reading it hercmot'ori overcome
her to such an extent that she caujrl.t
the messenger in her arms nnd soundly
boxed his ear's. Another colored woman
refused to open or signfor a message,
but walked the floor and beat her
breast, and Ecreamed, supposing' it an
nounced a death. When all the neigh
bors had come in, one more venture
some than the rest rend the message.
It was simply a notice that the woman's
sister would come up from Leaven
worth that evening to see her.
A "CLEAN" SHAVE.
Precautions YVhlcli Might Be Adopted for
the Safety of Customers.
Nothing is easier than for contagion
to be conveyed from a diseased to a
healthy skin during the act of shav
ing, and many cases have now been re
corded, eays the Medical Press, prov
ing that diseased processes -have in this
manner been propagated. Probably
the readiest manner available-to the
barber for preventing such untoward
occurrences would be by sterilizing his
"instruments" by means of heat, either
by steam -rr boiling water. Razors
should be made so that their handles
would not suffer from the exposure to
high degrees of heat, and tbe rul-eshould
beenforeed that in no case sbouldanyof
the "instruments" be used consecutive
ly without having first been submitted
to the sterilizing process. Under this
rule, then, each customer Would be
sure of having a "clean" sha.ve in more
senses than one. Of course, also, on
the principle of a "fresh pot of tea for
each customer," a freshly scalded-out
lather pot should be included with each,
shave. Unices these or similar pre
cautions be carried out in barbers'
shops, cases of the conveyance of in
fectious skin diseases from customer
to customer cannot fail to occur.
Nature Sow Does What Men Have Long
Tried In Vain to Do.
Nature is doing for California vine
yardists what they long and fruitlessly
tried to do for themselves. It is re
ported from many localities that the
phylloxera, the most serious pest that
has ever attacked the vines, is dying
out. The experts have tried every
remedy to stay the progress of this
pest, but without avail, and six year
ago the vineyardfsts of the Sonoma and
Napa valleys plowed up all their vines
and replanted the ground with resist
ant stock. The experts believed that
all non-resistant vines were doomed
to destruction by the phylloxera. But
rex'-orts have recently come to the stato
inspector of orchard pests that a ma
terial falling off in the ravages of the
pest has been- noticed for some time.
Vines ' once affected by it arc now al
most free. The inspector has begun
a thorough investigation of the pleas
ing phenomena. lie thinks some nat
ural enemy of tbe pest has appeared
or that some deadly disease has at
tacked the phylloxera and is extermin
ating it. Whatever is the cause, the re
sult will mean great gain for the vine
yardists. A Pertinent Answer.
An amusing correspondence recently
took place between a Wisconsin farmer
and a local boiler firm. The farmer
wrote as follows: "Dere Swires I have a
1,000 akers of trees that 1 wantcut. Im
pore but Im willing to pay too hundred
dolers fer an engin that will do my
work," nnd he went on to explain just
what eort of nn engine he wanted. The
boiler firm saw that the engine neces
sary to accomplish the devastation of
his virginal forest would cost $3,000,
and they informed him to this effect. A
week passed and then the. following
pithy epistle came from the Wisconsin
woods: Dere Sires what "n all git out
wud I want of an engin or boiler if 1
bed $3,000?"
When Baby was sick, we gar's her Castorts.
When sho was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became 3Ilss, she clung to Castoria.
When sne had Children, she gave them Castorts,
You hear it almost everywhere, and
read it in the newspapers, that Simmons
Liver Regulator is the best liver remedy,
and the best Sprinc medicine, and the
best blood medicine. -s'lbo iqW medi
cine of any consequence thai ise is
Simmons Liver Regulator." So wrote
Mr. R. A. Cobb, of Morgantown, N. C.
And W. F. Park, M. D., ot Tracy City,
Tenn, writes :. "Simmons Liver Regula
tor is the best."
Subscribe for Thk Chbonicle.
The Jewel Tailor System.
. Mrs. L. M. Adams, inventor of the
Jewel Tailor System, which was patented
in 1895. Most practical "and perfect
fitting system by which every garment
worn, by ladies and children, cam be
perfectly cut. A book of thorough in
structions, with each system. Can learn
from book if preferred, without lessons.
A complete set for $3.50. Lessone given
if desired. Eeverone is invited to call at
Mrs. Mann's and Miss St.- Johns dress
making parlors over Pease & Mays' store.
Mrs. Adams will only bo here for a few
days. Call ct once. Perfect fitting pat
tern cutting a specialty. .
mll-d-U . Mbs. L. M. Adams.
' S-je our corner window for the' best
bicycles in the world for the smallest
amount of money. The wheels are of an
elegant finish and strictly high grade.
For 3ale by Mays & Crowe. .
Don't invite disappointment by exper
imenting. Depend upon One Minute
Cough Cure and you have immediate re
lief. It cures croup. The only harmless
remedy that produces immediate re
eults. For sale by - Snipes-Kiuersly
Drug Co.
In the fall of 1893 a son of Mr. T. A.
McFarland, a prominent merchant of
Live Oak, Sutter county, Calif., was
taken with a very heavy cold. The
pains in his chest were so severe that he
had spasms and was threatened with
pneumonia. His father gave him sev
eral large doses of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, which broke up the cough and
cured him. Mr. McFarland says when
ever his children have croup he invari
ably gives them Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and it always cures them. He
considers it the best cough remedy in
the market. For sale by Blakeley &
Houghton's Drug store.
It May Do as Much for Yon.
Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, 111., writes
that he had a severe kidney trouble for
many year, with severe pains in his
back aud also that his bladder was af
fected. He tried rarny so called Kidney
curesbut without any good result."About
a year ago he began to use Electric Bit
ters and found relief at once. Electric
Bitters is especially adapted to cure of
all Kidney and Liver troubles and often
gives almost instant relief. One trial
will prove our statement. Price 50c and
$1.00. At Blakeley & Houghton's Drug
Store. - . :
- ' . Notice.
Fine seed wheat for sale at the Dufur
roller mill. Terms cash. - -
mli-w2w Mks. E. Durus.
A high liver with a torpid liver will
not be. a long liver. Correct the liver
with DeWilt's Littfe Early Risers, little
pills that cure dyspepsia and constipa
tion. Snipes-Kinersly, Drug Co. -
Sheriff's Sale.
By virtue of an execution and order of sale Is
sued out of the circuit Court of the State of Ore
gon for Wasco county, upon a judgment and de-
ou the 27th day of February. 1896. in' favor of the
pluintiit'.ia a suit wherein J. A. Gulliford watt
pluiutilf, and John'Topar and Alice Touar were
ueienaants, ami to me directed ;ind delivered
Commanding me to levy upon and sell the 'ands
lnentioneu aua acscriDca in saia wm, aud ttein
after described, I did duly levy udoii nnd will
ney at public auction, to tbe hlgue.-t bidder ior
cash iu hand on Thursday, tho 2nd duy of April,
1890. at two o'clock in tho af ernoon of said duv.
atthefroncdoorof the County Court House lit
Dalles City, Waseo County, Ore.on, all of the
janos ana premises aescnoea in Baia writ ana
nureni acscrioea as lonows to-wit:
The Northeastauarterof theNorthcastauarrer:
the West half of the Northeast quarter; the
Northeast quarter of the Northwest qu-.rter; the
neaiimuui iu Duumweat quarter uuu Dtmin
half of the northwest quarter of Section 4. in
Township 2 Sou h, Kuiige 13 East V. M. in
Wasco County, Oregon, containing 320 acres ol
land; or so much thereof as shall be sufficient to
satisfy the sum of S1011.S5 w,th interest thereon
from the 27th day of rebrnary, 1896, at the rate
ox e per cent per annum; iuj attorn ys leeano
the further sum of ;W.50 costs in said mi it,
together with cost of said writ and accruing
costs of sale.
Dated" at The Dalles, Oregon, this Sd day of
juarca, iyo. x. j. uk.iv.ck,
mch3-5t - Shoiiff of Wasco County, Ore.
Summons.
In iho Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for
TTowjouuuucy. , -
Lottie A. Judkins, Plaintiff,
vs.
Henry P. Judkins, De'endact.
To Hen-y P. Judkins the above named defendant-
In tbe name of the State of Orego: , you are
hereby required to appear and answer the com
plaint niea against yuu in tne aoovo euntieu
suit by the ti ist day of the term of the above
named court following tbe expiration of service
oi mis summons upon you Dy six weeks puou
cution thereof in The Dalles Chronicle, begin
ning on the 19:h day of February, 1896, to-wit.
by Mond y, the 25th diy of May, 1896, and If you
fail fo to stmear and answer said comninint.
judgment will be taken against you, aud the
plaintiff will apply to the Court for the rel ef
prayed ior in her complaint to-wit, for a decree
of divorce dissolving the marriage bonds hereto
fore existing between plaintiff and defendant,
and decreeiog to tbe plaintiff the exclusive care,
charge and control of her two minor children,
Arthur and Walter Judkins, and for her costs
and disbur-ements in this suit.
This summous is served on you bv six weks
publication in The Dalles Cjiboniclr, begin
ning on tbe 19th day of February, 189G, by or.ler
of too Court above named made and entered
therein on tho 17th day of February, 1H96.
W. H. Wlt.sON,
febl9-6t Attorney for Plaintiff
Administrator s Notice.
Notice Is hereby given that the nndersigned,
administrator of the e-tate of John clac de
ceased, hax tiled his final account with said es
tate, and that by order of Honorable George C.
Blakeley, Judge of the CoU'ity Court, that Wed
nesday, Marrh 4th, 1S96, ut ten o'clock in the
forenoon of snid day has been appointed as the
time to examine said account and hear any ob
jections made or filed thereto, and that said
hearing will be hal in tho County Court of
.allcs City, at the time aforesaid.
K. C PHIUMAN,
: Administrator of the estate of John Belat de
ceased. . :..: feb5-5t
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