00 UHT01Q MISERY RHEUIATBSm C. H.Xing, Water "Valley, Hiss., cored by Ayer'sSars Tor Ave years, I siiiTorciI untold misery from muscular rheumatism. I fried, every known remedy, consulted tlie !;est pliysi eians, visited Hot Springs, Ark., three times, spending $1000 there, 1-oshles doctors' Mils; ' but could obtain only temporary relief. My Oesh was wasted away so Unit I weighed only ninety-three pounds: my left iirm and leg were drawn out of shape, tlie muscles 2 4 f t being twisted up in knots. I was unable to dress myself, except with assistance, and could only liobMe about by using a cine. I liad uo appetite, and was assured, by the tloctors, that I coulrt not live. The pains, at times, were so nwfnl. Hint I could procure relief only by means of hypodermic injec tions of morphine. I hat! my limbs bandaged in clay, in sulphur, in poultices; but these gaYO only temporary relief. After trying everything, and suffering the most awful tortures, I began to take Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Inside of two months, I was able to walk without a cane. In three months, my limbs began to strengthen, and in the course of a year, I was cured. Sly weight has Increased to 165 pounds, and I am now able to do my lull day's work as a railroad blacksmith." The Only World's Fair Sarsaparllla. jlYEIt'S PIT.l.S cure Headache. A PECULIAR FAITH. An Exhorter Who Would Be Disap pointed if lie Gained Convert. C. A. Curtisa is tho namo of a relig ions zt-alot who Las been expounding a peculiar doctrine on our street? for some nights past. Ho makes eome very startling announcements from a religious point of view, and are given publication because of tneir extreme oddity. For instance, lie said last night Jesus was not Christ until be was baptised in the river Jordan; that He was purely hu man until the spirit descended upon him like a dove, when he became divine. There is an unconventionally with all established forms of religion in the above statement that is simply auda cious. Again he preaches universal sal valion for all souls and spirits. He claims that this belief may be obtained by the simply reading of tho word of God, as is the fact with all of his tenets Regarding universal Balvation his theory is that all who dio go first to hell (the grave); the epirit then comes to the grave, takes up the soul and goes to heaven. Everlasting damnation or for ever, as used in the Bible, means a limited time. He finds there are living 144,000 sons of God who will not die, therefore will not go to hell. He ex ject9 to be one of these 144,000 if he keeps the faith. Asked if he gained many converts, he said no; he did not expect only about one in every 3,000 He would therefore expect one in The Dalles, one in Pendleton, and about ten in Seattle. This proportion, if contin ued, would just about make the 144,000 bom of God. He does not expect any immediate results in The Dalles, and therefore cannot be discouraged. If the public does not volunteer enough finan cial support to carry him and hia little boy, who is traveling with him, the leaders of the society, or church, or whatever it may be, carry them along until they go broke. He claims that he w fulfilling the 221 chapter of Matthew by his nightly talks on the street cor ners of The Dalles. The name of the church is the New and Latter House of Israel, which has had an antonomy since 1830. Its headquarters in the United States is Grand Rapids, and in the world London, England. 'There is a novelty about this Curtiss and bis teachings which attracts atten tion. He said among other things, "Anyone can know God by reading the first chapter of John," and that the 15th chapter of Acts contains the only laws for the Gentile world between the lids of the Bible. It seems that he writes and dedicates a poem to every city in which he works. The Chroni cle today gives publication to the ones intended for Pendleton and The Dalles, the firpt time they have ever appeared in print : f .' ' " ' ' : ; PENDLETON. Ob friends will yon now give heed to the call ThHt the fmher has sent unto thee. Its the promise to all thxtbelieveon the Son 1 hc from all pain and death shall b. free. Oh friends, do com", now to the fountain of life That is ottered so freely to thee. Come friends, yes, and live; in its parity thrlre. The blessed spirit that maketh thee free.. Oh its glory untold unch great love to behold As expressed ia bis love tor mankind.-- - He came in their . ins his lost sDeep to bring in; uavv xxio iliv iui nut xust uxies-w miu. Ob now, m y dear friends, we come to the i nd , Be ready to honor thU love. . - It is offered so free by the Son unto theo . Freely sent by the "Father above. . The one intended for The Dalles is to the tune of "After the Ball." THE DALLES. . Friends, there arc troubles noon to appear; There will be weeping; also great fear. Soon FevelnlionF, ehnpter 13, Will be fulfilled, friends, plainljv'tis s?cn. In great affliction, with all their rnieht, Will all the nations make war and flht. Great tribulations, sorrow and strife; Bon againbt daughter; man agniubt wife; chords. . . i. After the plngues are over; " After the btrife is past, Israel then will be joyful. Reigning with Christ at last. Come and join their number, Come and hn one that's blest. Take on the yoke of Jeous; Jiujoy His rest. Curtiss wears his hair long hocanse he believes the Scriptures forbid hiui to change it. Ha is very voluble, but un lettered, and it doesn't disconcert him in the least to be interrupted. He sells what he calls "God's Last Message to Man," believing that we are now in the last moments of the eleventh hour of the third day spoken of in Rev. xiii as the end of the world. rEBSONAL MEJiTIOJf. Mr. P. Anderson went to Hood River this morning. Henry Bowen went to White Salmon this morning. Hon. T. R. Coon returned to Hood River this morning. Mr. F. II. Rowe left for his saw-mill Ibis morning. Rev. John Wood went to the Locks this morning, and will return tonight SherifT Harrington of Heppner was in the city yesterday and was entertained by Sheriff Driver of this city. sir. Emile Schanno left for Hood iRiver this morning to attend a meeting lot fruit growers. An instructor from the fVUorvallis Agricultural (Jo 1 J ego is expect jd to bs present. THE CHURCHES. Christian chnrch. services as usual Morning subjeet, "Moralism and Chris' tianity." Evening, "The little book and the seven Sundays." Regular services will be he'd at St, Paul's Episcopal church tomorrow at 11 o'clock a. m. and 7:30 p. m., by Rev. J N. r. Goss, pastor in charge. Holy communion at morning service. Evangelical Lutheran Zion Congrega tion Morning service at 9 :30 a. m. at the Baptist church ; German service in the afternoon at 3 ; evening service (English) at 7. Rev. L. Grey, pastor. The usual se-vice will be held at the First Baptist church tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock. Rev. O. D. Taylor, pastor, will preach. Sunday school and bible class follow morning service. Lesson, Luke xi:l-13. The Lutheran church, Rev. L. Gray, pastor, will also hold three services at this (First Baptist; church. The Congregational church, corner of Court and Fifth streets Sunday ser vices as usual. At 11 a. m. and at 7 :30 p. m. worship, and a sermon by the pastor, W. C. Curtis. Suuday school imme diately after the morning Bervice. Meeting of tho Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor t 6:30 p. m. Topic, Keeping our pledge in spirit and in letter, Matt., xxvi:31-41. All per sons not worshipping elsewhere are cordially invited. Important to Farmers. Wakelee's sqoirrel exterminator, the original and only article of its kind giv ing complete satisfaction. Now reduced from 50 cts to 30 cts per can. For sale by M. Z. Donnell, The Dalles. Advertised Letters. Following is the list of letters remain ing in the postoffice at The Dalles un called for March 14, 1896. Persons calling for the same will give date on which they were advertised : Andersen, Neils Gibson, W H Ahens, Alisabeth Harper(editor Temp Bradlev. John P Review) Cantiell, Daisy Johnson, J J Clifford, Ella McCauley, F O Davenport, Annie Peterson, P P Dayis. LO Ram bo. G us DroEom, John Smart, Hy E Elgin, Jas Turnirlge, Jasper W hite, Mrs R. J. A. Ceossen, P. M. For Rent. A good, responsible tenant can rent a fine farm of 160 acres, situated ten miles from The Dalles. Apply to W. E. Campbell, Endersby. ill-dtw2w When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorii. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, Notice. Fine seed wheat for sale at the Dufur roller mill. Term's cash. mll-w2w .-: Mrs. E. Dufub. The jKwel Tailor System. . Mrs. L. M. Adams, inventor of the Jewel Tailor System, which was patented in 1895. Most practical and perfect fitting system by which every garment worn, by ladies and 'children, can be perfectly cut. A book of thorough in structions, with each system. Can learn from book if preferred, without lessons, A complete set for $3.50. Lessons given if deeired. -Eeverono is invited to call at Mrs. Mann's and Mis St. Johns dress making jiarlors over Pease &' Mays' store, Mrs. Adams will only be' here' for a few days. Call at once. ' Perfect fitting pat tern cutting a specialty. mll-d4t Mss. L. M. Adams . Fur Ml 25 an Acre. Eighty acres unimproved land three miles west of The Dalles, for sale. In uire at C. E. Bavard's office. ni3-nlm SlOO Reward (MOO. The readers of , this paper will be pleased to lvnrn that there is at laast one dreaded disease that ecience has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a consti tutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cnre i.s taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the fun a dation of the disease, and giving the patient strength by building up the con stitution and assisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they ffer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. ' Send for list of testimonials. Address: F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O J35""SoId by Druggists, 75 cents. J. W. Pierce, Republic, la., says: have used One .Minute Cough Cure in my family and for tnyseif, with result so entirely satisfactory that I can hardly find words to express myself as to its merit. I will never fail to recommend it to others, on every occasion that pre sents itself." For sale by Snipes-Kiner sley, Drug Co.. The Stabling: Green Hoase. We wish to announce that we have a complete stock of the following designs Maeons, Odd Fellows, Elks ; Knights of Jf ythias o kii:cis; Workmen, Wood men, Red Men, Firemen's Triumph & Helmet, Eastern alar; Lyres, 2 sizes; reatb.8, 7 sizfs; Horse Shoe, 3 sizes Broken Wheel, 2 sizes ; .Anchor, 3 sizes Flying and Sitting Doves; Open Bible Gates Ajar; Crosses and Crowns united Flower baskets, 3 sizes; a large assort ment of Welcome and Wedding bells : a deduction made it wires are retnrneii We are at all times prepared to fill these designs with beautiful howers at reason able rates. - r Mas. A. L. Stubling & Son. It May Do as Much for Yon. Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, 111., writes that ho had a severe kidney trouble for many year, with severe pains in his back and also that his bladder was af fected. He tried mrny so called Kidney cures but without any good result. About a year ago he began to use Electric Bit ters and found relief at once. Electric Bitters is especially adapted to cure of all Kidney and Liver troubles and often gives almost instant relief. One trial will prove our statement. Price 50c and $1.00. At Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. Quick in effect, heals and leaves no Ecar. Burning, scaly skin eruptions quickly cured by DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. .Applied to burns, scalds, old sores, it is magical in effect. Always cures piles. Sold by Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. " Bceklen'a Arinca salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, eores, nlcers, salt rheum, fevei eorce, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns, and all skin eruptions, and poa: tively euros piles, or ad pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per1 box. For sale by B'akeley and Houghton, druggists. - In the fall of 1893 a eon of Mr. T. A McFarland, a prominent merchant of Live Oak, Sutter county, Calif., was taken with a very heavy cold. The pains in bis chest were bo seyere that he had spasms and' was threatened with pneumonia. His father' gave him sev eral large doses of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, which broke up the cough and cured him. Mr. McFarland says when ever his children have croup he invari ably gives them Chamberlain's Cough Remedy and it always cures them. He considers it the best cough remedy in the market. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton's Drug store. ' 'Give me a liver regulator and I can regulate the world," said a genius. The druggist handed him a bottle of DeWitt's Little Early Risers, the famous little pills. For sale by Snipea-Kinersley Drug Co. ' I - - " A. high liver with a torpid liver will not be a long liver. Correct the liver with DeWitt's Littfe Early Risers, little pills that cure dyspepsias and constipa tion. Bnlpes-Kinerely', Drug Co." " POORTHERN PACIFIC R. R. ... . s Pullman Elegent Toturist Sleeping Cars Dining Cars Sleeping Cars ST. PAUL. MINNEAPOLIS DULl'TII FARGO 1-0 GRAND FORF " CROOKSTON WINNlPEO HELENA and BUTTE ' Tfafough Tiekets CHICAGO T WASHINGTON POILADELFHIA N K IV YORK BOSTON AND ALL POINTS BAST and SOUTH For Information, time cards, maps and tickets, cat on or write to , W. C. ALLAWAY. Agent, The Dalles, Oregon, or A. D. CHARLTON Asst. G. P. A., 255, Morriton Cor. Third, Portland, Oregon EMSTI GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -vi A. Spokane Denver Minneapolis . Omaha St. Paul Kansas City Low Rates to ail Eastern Cities. OCEAN STEAMERS Leave Portland Every Fire . liars for SAIT FRANCISCO, CAL For full details call on O. E. & Co.'s Agent The Dalles, or address W, H. IIUKLBURT. Gen. Pass. Airt. Portland, Oregon "Tk Regulator Line' Be Dalles. Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freight anil Passenger LiQg Tbrongh Daily Trips' (SundavB ex. cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles nt 8 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves. Portland (Oak street dock) at 7 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for . The Dalies. FABBENUER RATES. One way...,.. .$2.00 . 3.00 Kound trip Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be. delivered before 5 p. in. Live, stock shipments solicted. Call on or address. .,, . ,, - .... W. CALLAWAY General Aent - P THE DALLES. OREGON eies;anotber,.thirjg ; - N r you can't THE'CELEBRHTED COLipfllBlH SEOIEHY, AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery is now turning out the best Beer and Porter east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of gortd health ful Beer have been introduced, and on.y the first-class article will be placed on be market. TO GET READY LARGE SPRING I am now selling Men's and Boys' Clothing, Fancy and Dress Goods, Cloaks, Capes, Shoes, and everything else found m a first-class dry goods store. C. F. STEPHENS. ASk: FOR PRICES. RUPERT & GABEL, - Wholesale and retail manafacturers and dealers in - Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Collars, 1 J : TENTS and WAGON COVERS. J . REPAIRING PROMrTI.T DOSE. , Adjoining E. J. CoIHbs & Co.'s Store. 33 . jzt. PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS. -.- : f :. " . ... ... j And the Most Complete and Latest Patterns and Designs in . . . --, WALL, PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER ami'pAPER HANGER. None bn the best brands of J. W; MASURY'S PAINTS need most skilled workmen employed.. Agents for Masury Liiquid faints. JNo cnem--icel combination or -soap mixture. A first-class article in all colore. All orders promptly attended -to. - ... Store and Faint Shon corner Third and J. O. MHCK, pine Ctlines . Domastic and St. Louis and Milwaukee Columbia THE OLD ORO 67 Second St., bsatjoHNNlE 3- for a STOCK-, -DEALER IN ; -" WALL PAPER. -in all onr work, and none but the Washington Bts., The Dalles, 0re"ot -DEALER IN- and niqaos, Key West Cigars, Bottled Beer. " Brewery Beer on Draught. FINO STAND. The Dalles, Oregon.