Th3 Dalles Daily Chronicle. The only Republican Daily Newspaper in Wasco County. SUBSCRIPTION KATES. T MXIL, POBTAGK fBXPAIS, IM ADVATiCK. Woekly, 1 yenr f 1 60 A months 0 75 4 g ON) XMas.lyear. "I.:!....!.' 6 00 A months. .-. 8 00 per 0 50 Address all communication to " THE CHBON IClK." The Dallea. Oregon. TUESDAY, - - - FEBRUARY 25, 1896 COX.TSO EVENTS. Rpabllcan National Convention St. Ioula. State convention Portland April 9th. County convention .March 28th at Tha Dalles. Prlniaries March 81st. Xlrst District Oregon concresRional con--rentlon-'-Alliany April 7tli. eecond dis trict Portland April 8 th. People Party National Convention St. Lol jDlr 23d. State convention Salem Mlarch 26th. Democratic state convention meets at Portland Aiirll Otu. County central com mittee will meet -t the courthouse in Tne Dalles on Afarch 7 th. TWO WAYS OF LIVING. The hurry and rush in which the American people, as a class, are living ; the disposition for change of locality and novelty of event, have been the theme upon which many sermons have been written, and form the reason for repeat ed warnings to the effect that we are traveling at the pace that kills. . The man who, at the close of the Nineteenth century, comes under the class "suc cessful" must, above all else, have earned the title of a rustler. In order to hold his place in a world of driving competition, he must be able to do . the work that a half century ago was the share . for two men to do. Rapid tran sit, the extension of the telegraph and the universal use of the telephone, and the stenographer's art have made it so that the business man of today lives in a whirl. His nerves are strained to a high tension ; fatigue may be felt, but never considered, and all the powers that Nature provided to last the allotted three score and ten are compressed into a period half as long, till the man of 35 today has accomplished more on the average than the man of 70, whose work was done fifty years ago. The American people take no rest; tbey have no time. The cares of busi ness, the strivings of I politics, the fears that a day's absence may open the way for a rival to pass all combine to make the merchant, the professional man, the laborer a slave to his task. Without a wish to be pessimistic, the result of this life of ceaseless activity-is seen in the broken -down constitutions, the men who at the years which mark the prime of life find themselves worked out, when by Nature's intention they should be entering upon a period of their best use fulness. The picture of the results directly due to the way the American people are liv ing, if it were correctly drawn, would be gruesome one. In pleasant contrast comes now and then a glimpse into the lives of those who have obeyed Nature's laws and found the profit great. Such a one is Dr. Richard S. Storrs who, should he .live till next November, will com plete a pastorate of fifty years in the Church of the Pilgrims, Brooklyn. Dr. Storrs has led a busy life, but he has so subjected it to reasonable rules that the forces of nature have been conserved rather than impaired. Fifty years ago, when first he went to Brooklyn, his health was frail, and seeking the advice of a physician, he asked him to give pos itive instructions how he should live in order that his usefulness to the world might be the best. It may be added that he lived faithfully to the orders given. One -of them was that he should do all his studying in day time; another was that as a pastor he should be inter ested in persons and in families, and from them receive- much of his inspira tion. ' Again, he must be interested in the community in which he lives, and believe in it and love it. And finally there must be a consciousness of suc cess.. No man can do his best unless he knows that he-is not altogether failing. These simple rules it would be well if all could follow. Human sympathy keeps warm the heart ; a person's rea sonable belief in his own success means that success is already on the road. It 5s such lives as that of Dr. Storrs that the youth of America should consider and pattern after. Notwithstanding his SO years, his intellect is clear, his heart young and "his natural force unabated." This is success that is well worth striv ing for. The prize that is attained at the cost of health and character is bat a tinsel thing that passes with the sun. ' Lake many of its predecessors in re ligious work, the Salvation Army is ex periencing dissensions in its own ranks. The removal of Balhngton Booth from the American command has caused re gret among those who have witnessed the success of his work and aroused bit terness among his adherents in the army. There is nothing new nor strange in the differences that have occurred in this religions, organization, the only thing being that the Salvation Amy was planned upon lines which it was thought would enable it to avoid the rocks that have hindered the progress of religions bodies. The sncces of the Sal vation Army work has been phenome nal ; bat so long as its members have human attributes and are not entirely lost in self-abnegation, the organization will be open to the same dangers that such inbtitations since the first have been, and from time to time will lose a portion of its adherents through differ ences in opinion. This is one of the obstacles all religions bodies have to contend with,. and does not necessarily mean that their work is failing of its intent. The passing of the senate bill granting a monthly pension of $100 to the widow of the late Secretary Gresham, will need more explanation before its merit will be unquestioned. Gresham received bis just due while living, and whatever ob ligation the country owed him for his gallant services daring the war. had been paid, so far as such a debt can be discharged, by the repeated honors be stowed upon him. For many years Gresham held some office or other with a lucrative salary attached, and if at his death his widow has not a competence. the fault can only be in one place. Tbe Case is far -different with the widow of some poor soldier slain in battle, or by wound or disease made incapable of se curing a competence. The nation owes a debt to such' a soldier, or his family, far more than it does to the widow of Secretary Gresham. As the youngest office in the cabinet make-up, the Department of Agricul ture, through the efforts of Secretary Morton, has been able to create quite a stir. The oratory and humor of indig nant congressmen has been called out to an unusual degree, the climax being reached when Representative. Cousins declared, "This is no longer a govern ment of the people; it is a government by J. Pierpont Morgan and J. Sterling Morton." This remark is fit to rank with Wilson of Washington's "cuckoo" call, and the appropriate innuendo, "Go it Fitz!" which brought down the house during tbe Indian bill debate. The Kellogg French Tallot system of Dress CuttinK. tauerht at 349. Morrison Street. Portland. Oretton. B. E. ilvde. Aerent. Lessons not limited. Eanh scholar Can bring in a dress and Is taught to (jut, aa ste ana finish complete. Pat terns cut to order warranted. Cutting and fltt ecialty. Accordion'plaiting made DOORS, WINDOWS, SHINGLES, FIRE BRICK, FIRE CLAY, LIME and CEMENT, Window-Glass and Picture Moulding. G-.ZCj ZEJ ZLST ZLST . The Dalles Commission Co.'s Adv. will appear in this space tomorrow. No Place. Like Home WITH . AlBOTTLE'OF DR. SiEKTLIE: Y'S Celeru In your home you have a COMPANION FOR LIFE It stimulates the APPETITE Strengthens the NERVES Gives you a good night's REST A perfect BLOOD PURIFIER It is NATURE'S BUILDER AND TONIC TOR SALE BY BLAKELEY & HOUGHTON". BICYCLES OF GREAT COST. New Tork Firm to Meet a Demand for Sl.OOO Bicycles. The most prominent New York jew elry firm has something new for wheel men in a silver bicycle, which was put on exhibition at their store a few days ago. The wheel is the first of the kind ever made. In order to insure strength and durability it was necessary to have the supporting rods and spokes of steel. All the rest of the frame is of sterling silver. The handle bar is of plain sil ver, with burnished ivory handles. The other silver parts are finely eng-raved by hand, with repousse etching- of the Louis XVI. style. The sprocket wheel is of plain silver. The saddle itself is studded- with silver nails. The cost of the machine, as it stands, is $500. A silver lantern to go with it will add from $100 to $200 to the price. The completed wheel weighs about 6- pounds. A member of the company said, in explaining the construction of the new bike: "This wheel was built to supply a demand which we know to exist among some of our patrons for a better and more expensive wheel than can be had on the market at present. Such a wheel we have tried to make, and I believe that another season will see many of them at the fashionable resorts." A woman's wheel is being finished in the firm's shops. This- wheel will be much more richly ornamented, and its price will be $1,000. ' A lantern, which is being made to go with it, will be set with pracious stones ar.d will cost several hundred dollars. Water. Famine in South Africa. The South African newspapers are full of amusing incidents in connection with the Rand water famine. Soda wa ter at five shillings a bottle is in general use for culinary and washing purposes. The demand for Florida, bay rum, eau de cologne and other liquids of like character is unprecedented ly great, and anything that can be pressed into the service' of the toilet commands a fancy price. A mixture of ammonia and lavender water is said to yield satisfac tory results, and even vaseline and ben zine are by no means despised. If there is any one thing that needs to be purified, it is politics, so the re former says', and many agree thereto, But blood tells, and as a blood purifier and liver corrector Simmons Liver Reg ulator is the best medicine. "I use it in preference to anv other." Sa wrote Mr S. H. Hysell, of Middleport, Ohio. And Dr. D. is. Russell, of Jjarmville, Va writes, "It fulfills all you promise for it.' EMS XT GIVES THE Choice of Transcontinental Routes -VIA- Spokane Minneapolis Denver Omaha St. Pan! Kansas City Low Rates to all Eastern Cities. t OCEAJJ 8TKAHEK8 Ltsva Portland Kverr Five Day for SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. For full details call on O. B. & Cn.'s Agent Tha Dalles, or address W, H. HURLBTJRT, Gen. Pass. Agt. Portland, Oregon eef and Iron It May Do as Much for You. Mr. Fred Miller, of Irving, 111., writes that he had a severe kidney trouble for many yeare, with severe pains in his back and also that his bladder was af fected. He tried mrpy so called Kidney cures but without any good result. About a year ago he began to nee Electric Bit ters and found relief at once. Electric Bitters is especially adapted to cure of all Kidney and Liver troubles and often gives almost instant relief. One trial will prove our statement. Price 60c and $1.00. At Blakeley & Houghton's Drug Store. The exposure to all sorts and condi tions of weather that a lumberman is called upon to endure in the camps often produces eevere colds, which, if not promptly checked, result in conges tion or pneumonia. Mr. J.O.Daven port, ex manager of the Fort Bragg Red wood Co., an immense institution at Fort Bragg, Cal., says they eell large quantities of Chamberlain's Cough Rem edy at the company's store and that he has himself used this remedy for a severe cold and obtained immediate relief. This medicine prevents any tendency of a cold toward pnenmonia and insnres a prompt recovery. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton, Druggist, In a recent editorial the Salem, Or., Independent says : "Time and again have we seen Chamberlain's Cough Remedy tritd and never without the most satisfactory results. Whenever we see a person afflicted with hoarseness, with a cough or cold, we invariably ad vise them to get Chamberlain's Cough Remedy; and when they do, they never regret it. 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Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day ot collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange Bold on ssew xorfc, ban Francisco and fort land. dirsotors. D. P. Thompson'. Jno. S. Schknck.' Ed. M. WrLLiAr3, Geo. A. Likbb. H. M. Bbaix. THE DALLES H ISOTT AJTCa-B. ine aoove association is prepared to take a list of all mi . and any kind of Real Estate for sale or e change, whereby maw Af v 1 C .54 Real Estate tne seller will have the undi vided assistance of the follow ing Real Estate Agents, or ganized as an association for the purpose of inducing im migration to Wasco and Sher man Counties, and generally stimulating the sale of prop erty: C. E. BaVard, T. A. Hud son, J. G. Koontz & Co., J. M. Huntington & Co., N. Wheal don, Gibons & Harden, G. W. Rowland. Address any of. the above well known firms, or J. M. Huntington, Sec. The Dalles, Oregon Sir Dry Oak Wopd ... . $4.00 per cord. Dry Maple and Ash Dry Fir Wood ... JOS. T. PETERS & CO When yog mant to bay Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat, Rolled Barley ,Whole Barley, Oats, Rye, Bran, Shorts, Or anything n the Feed Line, go to the WASCO : WAREHOUSE, Oar prices are low and our goods are first-class. A (rents for the celebrated WAISTBURG "PEFRLESS" FLOUR. Highest cash price paid for WHEAT, OATS and BARLE Y. The STUBLING & WILLIAMS wish to announce that they are now located at J. O. Mack's old stand, where they will be pleased to see their friends. " x There- is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the Closing Out Sale of Furniture and Carpets at CRANDALL &, BURGET'S, Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rates. MICHELBACH BRICK. - - UNION ST. GEORGE RUCH PIONEER GROCER. Successor to Chrism an & Corson.) r FULL LIN OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCE ES. Again' in business at the old stasd. I would be pleased to see all my former patrons. Free delivery to any part of town. CLOSING OUT SALE DRY GOODS of CLOTHING-, FURNISHING- GOODS, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and CAPS. These Goods Must Be J. Again ilEDIIB . . . 3.00 it . . . 2.50 it Germania OTTO B1RGFELD, Prop. Fine Wines, Liquors and CigaTS. -SOLE AGENT FOR THE- Celebrated .Gambrinus Beer. NO. 94 SECOND STREET, Sold Less Than Cost. P. McINERNY.