Tbs Dallas Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION BATES. T MAIL, rOSTASB FmsrAXD, IK ADTAHCB. Waaklj.lyear f 1 S3 " 6 month , O 75 g " ... 0" Mir, 1 year. 00 " 6 months. , S 00 per " 0 60 Address all communication to THE CHEON tCLJS," The Dalles, Oregon. THURSDAY - - " MAY 9, 1895 IT CANNOT BE DONE. : The advocates of free coinage of silver at the ratio of 16 to 1 are making a great cry, bat they have not counted noses yet. We remember that epidemic that swept over the country under the name of the Greenback party: It wbb similar in many respects to the present Silver party, and yet in some respects it bad more merit. We did not believe at the time that money in the shape of the government's promise to pay was a good money for ultimate redemption. We could not understand why the govern merit's promise to pay should be good money to redeem the government's other promise to pay, for the simple reason that if one was good the other was. The epidemic ran its course and died out. And yet, as we have said, it bad some features that were at least as plausible as any argument advanced by "Coin." Coin thinks that by legisla tion the value of silver may be doubled, and that when doubled the money can be need as a money of ultimate redemp tion. The greenback theory was more honest. It purposed paying the debt it owed, with a money at least as valuable as that which it redeemed. It had be hind it, too, the idea that the govern ment would take the greenbacks in pay ment of customs, internal revenues and income taxi As the government would thus take in payment one-third of its total volume of money every year there was a practical redemption of all tbe greenbacks in existence every three years, and at their face value in gold, too. ' Will this happen Tjitb silver money? If congress can pass a law to double tbe value of silver as compared to gold, then it can pass a law to reduce the value of gold one half. Practically the free coin age of silver would do this. Who doubts what the result will be if such a law be passed? Who doubts what there- suit would be if congress Bhould declare that a twenty-dollar gold piece would only be taken in payment df cus toma and internal taxes as equal to ten silver dollars? There could be but one result the man with the twenty-dollar gold piece would not use it to pay his debts with ; nor would any of it find its way into the government coffers. It would go to Europe, where it would buv $40 worth of silver bullion, or at least be exchanged for a like number of silver coins of the value of a dollar. The day after such a law passed there would not be a twenty-dollar piece in circnlation in the United States. Yet this is what . the alleged "friends of silver" propose to do. ' They purpose making ten dol lars worth of silver worth twenty dol s lars in gold, and by the converse of the proposition twenty dollars worth of gold worth only ten dollars in silver. The scheme will not work. The craze is on, and if it were voted upon now we believe it would win hands down. If it does it will create a period of distress never before equalled in this country ; a period that will only end when the people, convinced of their error, have congress convened to undo the evil legislation. WE LID NOT WANT IT. It is reported that English investors are beginning to buy American securi ties again, through J. P. lorgan & Co., of the bond-buying syndicate. English capitalists must buy something or go without, the interest they love so well, and they have probably discovered the fact that there is a much smaller loss upon investments in tbe United States than in any other part of the world. When American corporations began to go into receivers' hands, after the de structive crash in Argentina and Aus . tralia, the English investors looked for the same results here, and hastened to sell. Since then they have sunk enor mous sums in Africa, where they took tbeir money next, and now they dis cover that the- American securities they cent home are beginning to be worth more than they sold them for. . Natur 'ally they are inclined to reinvest. If we had sense enough to put our finances on a sound basis, we could get plenty of money from Europe. Oregonian. - We do not want any money from En rope in the shape of investments or loans. We want mbney enough of our own, and if our industries will not thrive without it, let them wait until they can. We have always been a debtor nation, and it is high time it be stopped. This country now owes, in one way or an- otner, fo.uou.oou.OW, . the interest on which, at a conservative estimate, is $200,000,000 annually. This is' drain enough, and instead of increasing it, we ought to decrease it. All the gold and silver produced in this country would not pay the interest on our debt. Let us square up and lift the mortgage. Whatever differences of opinion there may De among repuDucans concerning the silver problem, it can safely be left to the national convention to settle. In the counsels of its wise leader., who have solved more difficult problems, this one will find its solution. The republi can party can rest confident in the abil ity of its leaders to guide the party safely through the intricate channels in spite of false beacons and deluding sig nals set up to betray it to its death. We do not pretend to say what action will be taken, but we have an abiding faith in the leaders of the party in convention assembled to bit upon the right course. The issue is made, not between the par ties, but between the factions of the parties. Grant wisely said that "the democracy could be depended upon to do tbe wrong thing at the right time," and we believe the republican party can also be depended on to do the right thing at the right time. C. E. Boblin of Salem lias been ap pointed judge advocate by General Beebe. Glad to see Marion county and Multnomah engaging in the exchange of tender tokens of mutual - admiration. Fay the County Debt. All county warrants registered prior to Sept. 1st, 1891, will be paid if presented at my office, corner 3d and Washington streets, Tbe Dalles, Or. Interest ceases after May 10, 1895. - YV St. MICHELL, County Treasurer. Notice to Water Consumers. ... The water commission has ordered that the rules concerning tbe use of water for irrigation be printed and posted upon the gates of consumers, so that all may understand what the rules are. . This has , been done as ordered The great waste of water heretofore, and the limited supply make the enforce ment of these rules absolutely neces sary. AH consumers will please take notice of these regulations, and in case of a violation of the rules, the water will be at once shut off and a charge of $1 will be made before again making tbe connection. I.. J.. Nobman, Supt. Clothing! Clothing! , Vve invite you to inspect our new spring stock of mens' suits, boys' suits and cnildrena suits, latest cuts. Also a very large assortment of mens' and boys' pants in all the new styles. Never in the history of low prices has such been offered. We will guarantee to save you fully 50. per cent. . Remember the loc tion. Robert E. Williams, Blue Front store, opposite Diamond Mills. al6tf. The Wasco Warehouse Co. have on ale at their warehouse Seed Wheat, Feed Wheat, Barley, Barley - Chop, Oats and Hay. Are sole agents in Tbe Dalles for the now celebrated Goldendale roller mills flour, the best flour in the market and sold only in ton lots or over. 9-tf W. T. Sanford, Station Agent of Leeper, Clarion Co. Pa., writes ; I can recommend One Minute Cough Cure as the best I ever used. It gave instant relief and a quick cure. Drug Co. ' Snipes-Kinersly Notice. All city warrants registered prior to February 3, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Bubqbt, City Treas. Dated Dalles City. Jan. 1. 1895. Jos. T. Peters & Co. have cord wood, which is deeirable in all respects, and respectfully solici your orders. Are Your Eyes Open? IF SO, READ THIS. Just Received, A Complete Assortment of GARDEN and TIMBER SEEDS. We can save you money. Now wend your way to the Big Brick, opposite Moody's Warehouse. E. J. COLLINS & CO. Telephone 20. Terms Cash. pipe Tillipery. a first I can ALSO A FULL LINE OF- L S J, MRS. M. E. BRIGGS, 1 it I a i k m . 1 el k. r THE BEST PIPE TOBACCO. Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat ent business conducted for Moocratc Fees. Oun Omct i 0Poarrr o. S. wateht Orricr and we can secure patent ud leas time than tooae remote from Washington. Sena model, drawing or pooto., witn aeaenp tion. We advise, if patentable or not, free of charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured. A pusmtrr, "How to Obtain Patents," with cost of same in the U.S. and foreign countries sent free. Address, af A CMAAr J. J Op, patent Office, Washington, THE DALLES ASSOCIATION. The above association is prepared to take a list of all and any kind of Real Estate for sale or exchange, whereby the. seller will have the undi vided assistance of the follow ing Real, Estate Agents," ' or ganized as an association for the purpose of inducing im migration to Wasco and Sher man Counties, and generally stimulating the sale of prop erty: C. E. Bayard,. T. A. Hud son, J. G. Koontz & Co., J. M Huntington & Co., Dufur & Hill, N. Whealdon, Gibons & Marden, G. W. Rowland. . Address any of the above well known firms, or F. D. HILLrSec'y, The Dalles. Oregon .. . : .. . . Having secured the services of - class trimmer from the city assure my patrons perfect sat YA a a W Hi (TV) , IbdJ V J SEAL ESTATE isfaction as to style and finish. Call and see the large variety of Hats on display in window. SueeetsoVto Anna Peter k. Co, ' .... i. ... - 112 Second Street. SiuDiinfj GfGennousG Everything for the Garden We can furnish Floral Designs ' and Bouquets second to none irt Eastern Ore gon at very reasonable prices. bee our assortment of .Plants, Button hole Bouquets, and display in M. Z. Donnell's Drugstore and Keller's Bak ery. Orders can be left at either of tbe above places. The Hyacinths are now in full bloom. All are" cordially invited to come and e our assortment of Flowers and Greenhouse Plants. i T DEC DEI Snipes-Kinersly Drijg Co. Drugs, Window Glass. 129 Second St., THE DALLES, - - OR. BEFORE i could get relieffj from a most horri- j ble blood disease, 1 had scent hundreds Of dollars TRYING various remedies! and physicians, none of which did me j any good. My finger hails came off. 'and my hair came out, leaving mej perrecuy Daia. i tnen went to HOT SPRINGS Hoping to be cured by this celebrated treatment, but very soon became? disgusted, and decided to TRY i ne etrect was i truly wonderful. 1 commenced to re-1 cover after talrincj ine urst Donie, ana oy tne time 1 had taken twelve bottles I was entirely cured cured by S. S, S. when the world-renowned nui opnns naa ranea. WM. S. LOOMIS. Shreveport. La. Our Book on tbo Disease and Its Treatment maiiua Tree lo any oauress. ' SWIFT 8PECIFIC CO., Atlanta E. JACOBSEN BOOK and MUSIC CO., THE UiDIU IK Pianos and Oras, Boob NOTIONS, STATIONERY. Call and eet their urices. Bell PI A NO a on cm xv m nn ttil v nflvmniitn. and la nmnnrMl ftn rrmfc any Lunrjciiiiua. j 162 Second St.. THE DALLES, OR S E5 E 3L S ITS G-arden and Grass Seeds in Bulk, at , J. H. Cross' Feed & Gro cery Store. 3E5 IEZ Don't Forget Crow Photo Co. (Formerly Crow & Lussier, of Portland) Will Boon hair their New Photograph Gallery at The Dallea fimahed and ready for bueimeae. Walt until yon see samples of work and prices before having; pictures taken. apr20 Administrator's Notice. Notice is hereby riven that the undersiimed has, by an oroer of i be County Cour' of the tit&te of Oreeon for Wa-cocouatv, duly ma e and en tered, been appointed administrator of the estate of Mlas Prather, deceased. All persons having; i laims against aid estate are notified to present the tame to me, with th- proper voucher there for, at the office of Huntington A. Wilson, Tbe Dalle!-, Oregon, within six montns from the date hereof. . Dated April 26th, 1895. J. M. HUNTINGTON, ml-St Administrator. F Cfalcbcater'a Eaallsh Dlamt BraaiA i EniiYRQYAL PILLS p Tv Ortltinl U. Only Vcnaafae. , Drugirirt for Chtchtfm SnglUh Zu u Mrmd In 1b1 mad OoUi Kkttallio luoxea, aeua wtta bin nbboo. i iKa Id stamps for prtl&rm, VcaUmooisvU aa4 "Relief for ladl," UiUr, by retvr If oil. 10.4MVO Ttiu-Mkli. A'ohm War. wu ana wifanant. ai unuciiu. r mm m mtohaw HiilMilOa..MatiMa Paper Bring m Your Family. Gome m And see how cheaply Men's Suits, Boys' LACES, WOOLENS, Everything from Hat to Shoes, C. F STEPHENS, Gaseade koeks GIVEN REDMEN'S till furtJier Closing Out Sale of UJK Y UUUU CLOTHIN.a, FURNISHING GOODS, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and CAPS. Past or present values cut no figure, as goods MUST be SOLD ' The C. P. and P. D., French Woven, Hand-Made, Dr. Warner's Health, Coraline, French Model and other make of Corsets will be closed out at extremely low prices. Call and be convinced. "Vou will be surprised at pur low prices. RUPERT Wholesale and retail Harness, Saddles, TENTS and WAGON COVERS, And all Articles Kept In .c REPAIRING PROMPTLY DOSE. XB-at Ih'i 3l Yourself we can dress all of you. " Suits, Silks, Satins, COTTONS, LINENS, for everyone. All new stock. -TO- BY THE SOCIAL CLUB LESS tnan COST. and Bonneville notice J. P. McINERNY. & GABEL, manufacturers and dealers in Bridles, Collars, a First Class Harness Shop. Adjoiniag E. I. Collins A C.'a Kre