Novelties Noveltie See . us before you buy. We have just received direct from the manufacturers, the latest and choicest line of Cotton Dress Fabrics. Ever shown in the city. The goods are reproductions of the Fine Silk Novelties making such a phenomenal run ahroad. ''. Organdie de Beauvais. . ..'15c Herring Bone Sorrento ...- 15c Herring Bone Sorrento 30 16c Herring Bone Sorrento- 40 .....25c Satin Rochelle 20c Glossy Threads........ .......20c Polka Sorrento.... .........25c Hanover Brocade..... : .'. ...........25c Mulle Francaise '. 25c We at all times carry the newest, freshest and most complete line sof Novelties. ALL GOODS MARKED IN PLAIN FIGURES. PRA2?F MAYs - JL. SJL V J X. T Jk- JL Jk a m We carry a Complete Line of Fishing Tackle, Ammunition, Stoves and Steel Ranges, Wire Cloth, Wire Poultry Netting, Sewer Pipe, Iron Water Pipe, Garden Tools, Sheep Shears, Barrell Churns, Rubber and Cotton Wrap ped Garden Hose, Groceries ftnd Provisions, Oak Fir and Maple Cord wood and General sup- . plies, JOS. T. PETERS & CO., -DEALERS IN- BUILDIKC : MATERIALS -AND- Teleplione INTo. 2B Great Shirt Sale Commencing Tuesday and continuing entire week. See CO Get and Be Convinced, JOH1T G. HERTZ. MAIER & BENTON. The Tjrrta Vl- r I I 1 II CT 13 ' lye Creamery I I Cm It Dellelons. Ask VantiblDer & Worsley for it. Every Square is Pull Weight. TELPHOKE USTO- SO- CREAM ERY A. A. B. The Dalles Dafly Chronicle. nlered a the Fcwtoffioe at Tde Dalles, Oregon as second-class matter. 10 Ceuui per line for first Insertion, and 6 Cents per line for each subsequent insertion. Special rates for long time notices. All local notices received later than 8 o'clock rill appear the following day. WEDNESDAY - - MAY 8, 1895 She Ate Eight Million Ducks. BRIEF MENTION. Learsa From the Notebook of Chronicle Reporters. Seeds at cost at E. J. Collins b. Co.'s Commissioner Blowers came up from Hood River this afternoon. Fern Lodge social at Fraternity haTl, tonight. Admission 25 cents. License to marry was issued today to "William R. Menefee and Stella Newton. Mr. Tony Noltner, of the Portland Dispatch, came up from the metropolis yesterday. D not forget the social given by Fern lodge, Degree of Honor, at Fraternity hall tonight. County commissioners court is in ses sion, with a goodly number of bills and petitions to act upon. County Commissioner Amos Under wood of Skamania connty, is in the city. Mr. Underwood was one of the first settlers on the middle Columbia. The regular quarterly examination of teachers began this afternoon. There are quite a number of applicants. Several Presbyterian ministers, accom panied by their wives, came up on the local this afternoon and will leave on the passenger tonight for the East, where they go to attend the general synod. The Herrick cannery made a run-this ' morning puttiug up about fifty cases most of them fine chinooks. The salmon run is still light and will probably not improve much until the water begins to fall. The river is still cominz no stand Dick CloBter recently figured out a proposition by which in a few years he could make a fortune, and with his usual energy, at once went to work to get. the scheme to operating. Dick's idea was a duck ranch. He figured that a good duck, with the maternal instinct, well developed, would, with a few bot tles of "Swellin's food," be able to hatch and care for two broods of duck lings in a year. Each brood would con tain six ducks and eix dudes. Each of the six ducks would in turn hatch two broods, so that at the end of the second year, not allowing anytbing for infan tile duck diseases, he would have, with a starter of one pair, 156 ducks and 156 drakes. Keeping the ducks and selling the drakes, the third year he would have 2,040 ducks, and also 1,872 drakes for sale.' The fourth year he would have 26,520 ducks, and for sale 24,430 drakes. He had estimated ' that' the sale of the drakes would pay all running expenses, so that each year his ducks would be left as clear profit. At the end of the fifth year the ducks would number 344,760, and the drakes, which, of course, he would sell, would be 318, 240. The sixth year he would have 4,181,880 ducks and 3,837,120 drakes, or a total of 8,019,000. These Dick would sell at $3 per dozen, a conservative price, and would . retire from business with $2,004,750, which any one will ad mit is a handsome sum to be accumu lated in six years from one dozen duck eggs as the original capital. Last week Dick j purchased a round dozen duck eggs of the Clydesdale brand and took them home to begin the creation of his fortune; but an unex pected difficulty arouse. None of Dick's hens showed any inclination to set, and of course time was too valuable to be wasted. Dick put the eggs in a nice ice ne8t in a barrel, and then captured a hen and enclosed her with them ; but the old proverb says "one man may lead a horse to-water, but ten men can't make him drink." Dick found the duck eggs under did Mother Goose, and then went home to complete his calcu lations. He went back in half an hour, and arrived just in time to see the goose eat the last of his duck eggs. And that is how Dick Closter lost $2,- 004,750 in less than six years, in the poultry business. A First Class Tronpe. ing at 22.2 this morning. Velarde Bros, are unloading a' big safel same rule true among the gallinaceous from the cars this morning, at the foot of Federal street. The safe is the prop erty of Mays & Crowe and weighs 11,000 , pounds. J. C. Crandall,-Hugh Glenn' and some others are making a series of calculations, endeavoring to discover whether the safe will go in the building, or the building in the safe. At present the question is undecided, the proposi tion being as doubtful as that timenonV ored puzzle of trying to discover whica was the smaller of two joints of stove pipe -when each was larger than the other. Tba safe will be gotten out this afternoon and if the foot of Federal street, when that safe rests on it, doesn't cause the head thereof to swear it will be because it has no corns. Ktcoraion to Cascade Locks and Betsra. E teamer Regulator will leave The Dalles at 8 a. m. Sunday, May 12, arriv ing at the Cascade Locks at 10 :20 a. m. Returning will leave the Lock at 5 p. m. Tickets, 50 cents. D. P. & A. N. Co. birds, for his old; hen set standing, and refused utterly and emphatically to work. She was on an individual strike, and would not listen to reason. She scorned the eggs, she refused to set un lees it was on her own terms, or rather, to be more correct, on her wn lay Dick, knowing the perverseness of the sex, yielded to the inevitable and began to look around for some other mother for the ducklings. He bad a dog, but he was of the yellow, short-haired vari ety, aDd not a setter. The cow, the horse and a pet lamb were all considered as to their possibilities as incubators, and all dismissed from the calculation. By this time Dick was getting wild and had about come to the conclusion he would have to do the settiog himself, indeed it is said that he had begun to cluck when he got up in the morning, when he discovered that' an old goose had deposited two eggs in her nest and had commenced to incubate. Dick was happy, and at once placed his dozen The Payton Comedy Co. concludad a successful engagement of three nights at the U. 8. hall in Jacksonville, on Satur day evening. . It is a strong one, being composed of competent ar fists headed by Senator and Lucy Payton,-whose abil ities are well known. On Thursday evening "The Gold King," a popular comedy-drama, was admirably presented to a fair-sized audience. The excellence of the performance brought out a much larger crowd on Friday, to witness the charming rendition of a "Noble Outcast," a play full of pathos and abounding in thrilling situations. East Lynne was put on at the Saturday matinee, to the satisfaction of many ladies and children, and the engagement closed that evening with the production of "Uncle Joshua Whitcomb," when the hall was again well filled. The last proved a fitting finale to the company's engagement, be ing so well performed that Landlord DeRoboam entertained serious fears for the safety of his roof. The singing al ways gained an encore, while D. E. Curts' topical eongs and Lloyd Fansher's sentimental ballads came in for a liberal Bhare of approbation. The Times' space is too limited to give the notice due each individual member of the troupe. Suf fice it to say that they are all clever and painstaking, and received their full meed of praise. The orchestra and band which accompanies them is also more than average in ability, and aided materially in the good impression left by the Paytons. Jacksonville Times. . This celebrated troupe will appear at the opera house here for the first time Monday evening next, and will play for six successive nights. Matinee Satur day afternoon. Reserved seats at Blakeley & Houghton's. A feature of (he show Monday night will be the ad mission of two persons on each reserved seat ticket. . --: Keal Estate Transactions. Oregon stands seventh of the states in the number of her sheep, having 2,456, 077. She is fourth in the production of unwashed wool, having 19,648,616 pounds and fourth in scoured wool, with 6,877,016 pounds. Ohio ranks first with Texas a very close second and California third, with only 210,000 less sheep. Texas produces the moBt unwashed wool, but her product loses 68 per cent in scouring, while that from Ohio loses but 52 per cent, eo that the latter outranks her in the scoured product. Oregon wool loses 65 per cent weight in scouring. The average, weight of the Oregon fleece is 8 pounds. Notice to Water Consumers. Emil Schanno to Grace Donnell, strip 118 feet by 5 feet Trevitt's addition ; 50, Rebecca Williams f nd George Williams to Nathan Harris, w lot 7, block 15, Laughlin'a addition, to Dalles City ; $1000. United States to John W. Montgomery sw4 se, sec 21, tp 1 s, r 14 e. Milton D. O'Dell, administrator of the estate of William O'Dell, deceased, to John Tait Roberts, 133 acres in Hood River valley; $3000. James A. Parish and wife to U. D Parish, lot 20, block 14, Thompson's addition to Dalles City ; $1. United States to James Darneille' swi, sec 7, tp 1 a, r 14 e ; patent. United States to Jamea Darneille, se, see 12, tp 1 1, r 13 e ; patent. A Wool Item. Hi There! The water commission has ordered that the rules concerning the use of water for irrigation be printed and posted upon the gates of consumers, so that all may understand what the rules are. This has been done as ordered. The great waste of water heretofore, and the limited supply make the enforce ment of these rules absolutely neces sary. All consumers will please take notice of these regulations, and in case of a violation of the rules, the water will be at once shut off and a charge of $1 will be made before again making the connections I. J. Norman, Supt. From the Moment of Birth use CUTICURA SOAP It is not only the purest, sweetest, and most refreshing of nursery soaps, but it contains delicate emollient properties which purify and beautify the skin, and prevent skin blemishes, occasioned by imperfect cleansing at birth and the use of - impure soap. Guaranteed absolutely pure by analyt ical chemists of the highest standing. Sold throughout the world. Price. 15c. Pottks Ditt-c ahd Chem. Corn-.. So e Props.. Boscra, Mats. "All shout Baby's Slun, Scalp, sod Hair." fee Ha O Men's Straw Haft, Boys' Straw Hats, Misses' Straw Hats, Ladies' Straw Hats. Largest Assortment in the City. ROBERT E. WILLIAMS, . Bin Front Store, Opposite Diamond Mills. GEORGE RUCH, PIONEER GROCER. Successor to Cbrlsman & Corson. ffl!llT - FULL LINE OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES. Again in business at the old stand. I would be pleased to see all my former patrons. Free delivery to any part of town. Keep Your Eye on. Rambler and Waverley Bicycles. IxDii.xAPOi.is, Ind., April 27, 1895. MESSRS. MAYS & CROWE, The Dalles, Or. Gentlemen: We have your telegram of the 25th inst., and take pleasure in entering your order for wheels. - We are quite confident of the fact that you will be thoroughly satisfied with the "Waverley," as it is a high grade ma chine in every sense of the word, and you can euarontee to your customers that it is the equal of any machine manufactured. We make no exceptions at all, and are prepared to prove at any time that there is not a better bicycle in the market. Yours very trnlv, INDIANA BICYCLE COMPANY. We Rent and Rrpmr Bicycles. Wheels from S45 to SIOO. MAYS & CROWE. Take your Prescriptions to. M. Z. DONNELL. They will be Filled by Thorough Prescription Druggists. DEUTSCHE AFOTHEKE.