Tii3 Dalles Daily Chronicle. BUBBCKIPTION BATES. IT MAIL, rOSTASX PKIPAID, IX ADVAHCB. WsaUy, 1 year " 6 months.. ".. Dall, 1 year " 6 months. .$ 1 80 . 0 75 . 0 10 . 6 00 . 8 00 . 0 60 per Address all communication to " THE CHRON ICLE." Tha Dalles, Oregon. SATURDAY - MAY 4. 1895 TOOK IT SERIOUSLY. The Pendleton Tribune printed a two column article recently nnder a "scare bead," giving the details of seven differ ent distinct and appalling accidents, all cansed by the horrible sidewalks. In concluding the article the Tribune gives it away that the accidents were invented for the occasion and to illustrate what might happen if better sidewalks are not provided. The skit was a good one, bat the fanny part of the story is to come. The Portland Chronicle did not catch on, bat took the matter seriously, and thns Tents its indignation : - "The chapter of accidents at Pendle ton, Or., recorded in the Tribune as happening in that city on Tuesday, is the most terrible and appalling that has ever come to the notice of the Chronicle. That seven people, all in the prime of life, yontb and activity should, either lose their lives or be maimed and made cripples tor the remainder of their days, by falling on the broken sidewalks of the metropolis of Eaetern Oregon, is a dis grace and a calamity that will reflect upon that city's fair name forever. And to cap the climax, the superintendent of streets in a letter to the East Oregonian in speaking of one young lady, who fell on the sidewalk and drove a broken pike into ber cheek, tearing out her tongue and maiming her for life, says : I am very sorry for the bereaved parents of the unfortunate children, and wish to state through your paper that I will pay all the funeral expenses. That's all I can do. I have little sympathy, how ever, for. the woman who got ber tongne split. I think it wonld be a blessing to bomanity if about fifteen hundred more could lose a part of their tongues.' The accidents were bad enough without this man, who is eminently responsible for them, making light of them. The Chronicle baa no comment to make, it is not onr affair, but a coat of tar and feathers would be a good doee of medi cine for the people of Pendleton to apply to their superintendent of streets, who glories in the misfortune of others." "Patronize home industry," is the watchword of the newly formed manu facturers' association, says the Portland San. It is a doctrine that must be practiced aa well ai preached in order to achieve good and lasting results. At one of the meetings held to effect this organ ization a few days ago a manufacturer of Oregon woolens canvassed the men pres ent and found that bat one of the num ber had on a suit of clothes made of cloth manufactured in this state. Oregon boasts of the snperior quality and great quantity of its wool product, and yet only one member of the manufacturers association, which advises people to "patronize home industry," follows this advice in the matter of personal attire, Oregon bas wonderful natural resources, and much that is consumed in various necessaries of life could be produced here with profit if the people would only be content to nse home products. Let all work in harmony in advocating the pat ronage of home industry, and the bene ficial results that will accrue to the state at large will create a prosperous condi tion that will bring happiness and con tentment to even the most humble home in all onr fair state. The London Globe thinks this conn try bas been taught a lesson in Nicara gua. That may or may not be true ac cording to the point from which the sit nation is viewed. One lesson though bas been taught the world, and that is that England is a bully that jumps onto smaller nations and acts as judge and jury in settling her affairs with them. A course she does not pursue with a country of her size. If England wants a quarrel with this country he can have it on short notice, but that is not what she is looking for. She tried it twice and got her full satisfy. "Our republic would be bankrupt in a week," is what Eli Perkins predicts In case this government should undertake to doable the price of commercial silver and that even protection could not save as. It should be remembered that Eli Perkins is a professional liar. A Mammoth Institution What is the first question asked of a unicago music trade : man or a music trade editor when he visits other cities and towns of this country? ' It Is invari ably, how is the great house of Kimball getting along! Mow many pianos are they turning oat now, and are they mak ing as many organs as they used to? How many men in traveling from the city ot Chicago have not bad these ques tions propounded many times? We venture to say mighty few. Why are these questions so often asked? Simply because the Y. W. Kimball Co. are known to be the largest manufacturers and dealers in pianos and organs in the orld. Hence everybody is interested in their progress and welfare, We do not hesitate to state that without any donbt the W. W. Kimball Co. manu factured and sold more pianos daring the year 1894 than any other house in the world, and that they did a larger business in dollars and cents than any other house in the American music trade. This may look like Chicago journalis tic bragging; bat let some one come for ward and dispute it and at the same time back up his statement, and it will be the simplest thing in the world to prove that our assertion is true. A few ambitious houses have followed in the footsteps of the Kimball Co. and have imagined tbemselvesqaite as important, but time has proved that, after all, the Kimball institution is far beyond their reach. All this great success bas been brought about by fidelity to strict business prin ciples and by doing precisely as agreed and giving the public full value for their money. We remember well when some of the trade dealers and manufactures langhed at the idea of Kimball getting a nign testimonial for tne .turn ball piano from Adelina Patti, but when the testimonials came pouring in from near ly all the leading musical artists of the country there was not so much laughing on the back seats, and the Kimball Co, continue to remain at the head of the lists of the great musical industries of the country. The Indicator. GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY Many years ago Dr. R. V. Pierce, chief consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., com pounded this medicine of vegetable ingredi ents which had an especial effect upon the stomach and liver, rousing the organs to healthful activity as well as purifying and enriching the blood. By such means the stomach and the nerves are supplied with pure blood; they will not do duty without it any more than a locomotive can run with out coal. You can not get a lasting cure of Dyspepsia, or Indigestion, by taking arti ficially digested foods or pepsin the stom ach must do its own work, in its own way. Do not put your nerves to sleep with so called celefy mixtures, it is better to go to the seat of the difficulty and feed the nerve cells on the food they require. Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Biliousness and Nervous Af fections, auch as sleeplessness and weak, nervous feelings are completely cured by the " Discovery." It puts on healthy flesh, brings refreshing sleep and invigorates the whole system. Mrs. K. Hehkb. of No. 806 North Hoisted St., Chicago, III., writes: "I regard my improve- mentas simply wonderful. Since taking Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery in connection with his Pleasant Pellets ' I have gain ed in every respect, particularly in flesh and atreneth. My liver was dreadfully enlarged and I suf fered greatly from dyspepsia. No phy sician could give relief. Now. after two months I am entire ly relieved of my disease. My appe Mas. Hknkb. tite is excellent; food well digested; bowels regular and sleep much improved." Are Your Eyes Open? D IF SO, READ THIS: Just Received,. A Complete Assortment of GARDEN and TIMBER SEEDS. We can save you money. Now wend your way to the Big Brick, opposite Moody's Warehouse. E. J. COLLINS & CO Telephone 20. Terms Cash. a first I can Tyniipery. ALSO A FULL LINE OF- Iijfaijts' punfyii MRS. M. E. BRIGGS, WJ THEBESY PIPE TOBACCO. mm t Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat i ent business conducted for moocratc Fees. I Our Ornce la 0POStrr o. S. tiht ornci I and we can secure patent in less time than those i remote from Washington. P Send model, drawing or photo., with deserlp t tioii. We advise, if patentable or not, free of 1 charge. Onr fee not due till patent is secured, t A Pamphlet, "How to Obtain Patents," with (cost of same in the U. & and foreign countries i sent free. Address, C.A.SEMOW&CO. Opp. Patent Office, Washington, D. C. J THE DALLES REAL ESTATE ASSOCIATION. The above association is prepared to take a list of all and any kind of Real Estate for sale or exchange, whereby the seller will have the undi vided assistance of the follow ing Ileal Estate Agents, or ganized as an association for the purpose of inducing im migration to Wasco and Sher man Counties, and generally stimulating the sale ot prop erty: C. E. Bayard, T. A. Hud son, J. G. Koontz & Co., J. M Huntington & Co., Dufur & Hill, N. Whealdon, Gibons & Marden, G. W. Rowland. Address any of the above well known firms, or , F. D. HILL, Sec'y, The Dall.es. Oregon. Having secured the services of - class trimmer from the city, assure my patrons perfect sat isfaction as to style and finish. Call .and see the large variety of Hats on display in windpw. Qoods $?Ioal. S accessor to Anna Peter A Co., 112 Second Street. alk Seeds. A Fine Line of Freeh Balk Seeds, just arrived. Kentucky Blue Grass, Red Clover, Peas, White Clover, Onions Alfalfa, Turnips, Millet, - Carrots, Beans, Beets. ALL VAEIETIBS Flower Seeds, Onion Sets. J. B, CROSSEN, Grocer. Ask Central for 62. StuDiing Grcennouse Everything for the Garden we can famish Floral Designs and Bouquets second to none in Eastern Ore eon at very reasonable prices. ' See our assortment of Plants, Button hole Bouquets, and display in M. Z. Donnell's Drugstore and Keller's Bak ery. Orders can be left at either of the above places. The Hyacinths are now in fall bloom. All are cordially invited to come and see our assortment of Flowers and Greenhouse Plants. Snipes-Kinersly Drng Co. Paints, Wall Paper, Window Glass. 129 Second St., THE DALLES, - - OR. E. JACOBSEN BOOK and MUSIC CO., THS LEADXK8 IH Pianos and Organs, Books, NOTIONS, STATIONERY. Call and eet their prices. 8ell PIANOS on easy monthly payments, and is prepared to meet any 1Uiari.uiiua. 162 Second SL THE DALLES, OR. 1 E1BS 15 Garden and f7 Grass Seeds TJT" in Bulk, at tjw J. H. Cross' Feed & Gro cery Store. S B EE B S Don't Forget THAT THE - Crow Photo Co., (Formerly Crow & Lussier, of Portland) Will soon bar their Naw Photograph Gallery at The Dallrs finished and ready for business. Wait until you see samples of work and prices before having pictures taken. apr20 Chtebeater EmIUB DCuyaJ JtwrnrnM. EfSfSVROYAL PILLS Vrlfftwal mmd Only Genuine. ' afc, always reliable, laoics ask liraggtst far CMchcatmTm XnolUh Dia mond Brand Id Lik and Goid metaliio Doxat, aealea wiUj bin ribbon. Take na titer. Mefttae danaaroum tottM titmm and imtltatidnim. -At. Drurrtsn. r ntwi In atampa for tkartirataxa, testimonials "ReilaT for Ydl." 4m. Uur. b mti ' Mali. JXIX)0 Testimonial. JVom i 1 f i 1 1 in V In ill, ii .Ha " i n Mv Drugs 1 V MM Bring in Your Family. Lome m And see how cheaply Men's Suits, Boys' LACES, WOOLENS, Everything from Hat to Shoes, C. F. STEPHENS, EXCUK ' TO Cascade Locks GIVEN REDMEN'S SOCIAL CLUB Sanday, Pay 12th. Grounds will be prepared at the Locks for a Basket Picnic. After lunch the following amusements will be had: CLIMBING GREASED POLE, SACK RACE, FAT MAN'S RACE, LADIES' RACE. Prizes to the amount of Twentj'-five Dollars will be awarded the successful competitors. After stopping at the Locks a few hours the train will make a trip to Bonneville, where another stop will be made. It is probable that Captain Webb will make a frightful -plunge over the rapids on this occasion. All those desirous of examining the Government Works 1 1 ROUND TRIP TICKETS, .... $1.00 Children under 12 years of age, half price. Train will leave the Umatilla House at 8 o'clock a. m., and returning arrive at 6 p. m. The Dalles Orchestral Union Band WILL ACCOMPANY THE EXCURSION. Closing Out Sale of DRY GOODS CLOTHING, FURNISHING GOODS, ' BOOTS, SHOES, HATS and CAPS. Past or present values cut no figure, as goods MUST be SOLD LESS than COST. v The C. P. and P. D., French Woven, Hand-Made, Dr. Warner's Health, Coraline, French Model and other makes of Corsets will be closed out at extremely low prices. Call and be convinced. You will be surprised at our low prices. J. P. RUPERT & GAB EL, Wholesale and retail manufacturers and dealers in Harness, Saddles, Bridles, Collars, . TENTS and WAGON COVERS, And all Articles Kept in a First Class Harness Shop. BEP AIRING PROMPTLY DOSE. Yourself we can dress all of you. Suits, Silks, Satins, COTTONS, LINENS, for everyone. All new stock. S IO and Bonneville, BY THE McINERNY. AdjoiningJJoles, Collins & Co.'a Store, oheookt. 4