Tn3 Dalles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION KATES. IT MAIL, rOR191 FRIPAID, IN ADVANCS. Weakly, 1 year 1 60 " 6 months 0 75 8 " ON) Daily, 1 year. 6 00 " 6 months... 8 00 per ' 8 50 Address all communication to ' THE CHRON ICLE," The Dalles, Oregon. SATURDAY, APRIL 6. 1895 DEPTH OF THE OCEAN. In view of the fact that the depth of the ocean has never been fathomed, it is impossible to tell if a piece of solid iron will go to the bottom. Close to the east coast of Japan the current flows through a marine valley, which, in 1875, was eoonded from the United States steamer Tuscarora to a depth of bi miles. The heavy sounding-weight took more than an hour to sink to the bottom. A trial was made of a chasm still deeper where the lead did not fetch up bottom, and . this is said to be the only ocean depth that remains nnfathomed. As to how far a solid piece of iron will sink depends npon the size of the piece and upon the density of the water. Scientists assert that at a depth of 6000 feet in the ocean the water is so dense that each square inch will support a weight of 2,648 pounds.- -San Francisco Call. ; It is astonishing that a paper of the standing of the Call would be guilty of such ignorance. - Its writer fails to rec ognize the difference between hydro statics and solidity or density. Water is practically incompressible, hence even at the bottom of the ocean a cubic inch of water would weigh but little more than the cubic inch at the surface, and bence would be displaced as easily by a ball of lead as if at the surface. The hydrostatic pressure is caused by the fact ' that the equare inch at the bottom has the weight of all the cubic inches between it and the surface on top of it, and instead of being one cubic inch, as far as its pressure goes, has the weight of an Inch square as many inches high as the water is deep above it. If, as the Call asserts, one square inch of water will support a weight of 2,648 pounds at the depth of 6,000 feet, on ac count of its density, then no object could possibly be found heavy enough to sink to that depth. The hydrostatic pressure is practically forty-two pounds to each 100 feet, the density of the water but little greater, even at the greatest depths. ': The trial of the Marquis of Queens- berry for slander of the sunflower ea tbete, Oscar Wilde, came to a sudden termination yesterday. ' The marquis admitted using the language he was charged with, but asserted ' the state' ments he had made that Wilde was guilty of unnatural crimes was true His counsel yesterday offered : to put witnesses on the stand to prove that the assertions the marquis bad made were nothing but the truth, when Oscar, fearing the result of their testimony, withdrew his charges and virtually con fessed that the . statements were true, And this is the fame poetaster our American niceties went "Wilde" over a few years ago. There seems to be a fatality hanging over the editorial force of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer. Mr. Heilbron, the editor, died ot apoplexy yesterday. His predecessor, Mr. Grant, took passage a short time ago on the ill-fated ehip, Ivanhoe, which was never heard of after she left port. Col. Haines, an other editor, and a man of magnificent physique, was taken suddenly ill three years ago, and in a week was a corpse Three editors in three years, all strong and apparently bt-althy men, with the promise of long life, is literally crowding the mourners. Mr. Heilbron's life was insured for $147,000. An exchange in its column devoted to e-ret societies cays: "A deaf-and-dumb fellow named F. J. Vaughn is a fraternal bilk. He is now in Missouri Bear him in mind.'.' A fraternal, bilk is "somethino' new nnHpr tVin nnn " That's what a fraternal bilk is. THE CHURCHES. The Baptist church, Rev. O. D. Taylor pastor, will hold services at 11 o'clock tomorrow morning. All not worship ping elsewhere are cordially invited Sunday school follows the morning ser vice. No service in the. evening. Calvary Baptist church, Union anc ' Seventh street, Elder J. H. Miller, pas tor Preaching every Sunday at 11 a m. and 7:30 p. m.; Prayer meeting on Wednesday evenings at 7:30 p. m Sunday school at 9:45 a.-m. All are cordially welcomed. Methodist Episcopal church Rev John H. Wood, castor. Services. &t 11 a. m. and 7 :30 r. m. : Sunday school after morning service ; . Junior League at 5 :30 p. m. ; Epworth League at 6 :30 p.m.; class meeting Sunday at a. m. All are cordially welcomed . Preaching at the Christain church 10 at 11 a. m., and 7 :30 p. m. by the pastor bubject at 11 a. m., "Spider-web Be ligion," at 7:30 p. m., "Jonah and the Gourd." Sabbath school at 10 a. m., Junior Christian Endeavor meeting at 4 p. m.. Young People's Society ot Christian Endeavor at 6:30 p. m. The Congregational church, corner of Court and Fifth street Sunday ser vices as usual : At 11 a m and 7 :30 p m worship, and a sermon by the pas tor, W. C. Curtis. Sunday school immediately after the morning service and meeting of the Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor at 6:30 p. m. Topic, Things to be consecrated, Ezraiii:l-7. All persons not worship ping elsewhere are cordially invited. PERSONAL MENTION. Miss Gertrude French returned home from Portland yesterday. Mr, W. A. Laneille, the manager of Cloud Cap Inn, is in the city. Judge Bradshaw leaves for Condon tonight, and will open court there Mon day. :- -. , -';)' Cant. F. H. Sherman is in the city to day attending the annual meeting of the stock bolder 8. ot the Ualles, Portland s Astoria Navigation Co. The great and only Walter J. Haight of Cow Canyon arrived safely in town this morning with a cargo of wool, shorn from the backs of the Baldwin Sheep & Land Co.'s sheep. This is the first ar rival of the new clip. Walter brought the nret load of wool into town Jast year also. He says freighting beats "laying out npon the topsil yard." Club Meeting. There will be a meeting of the Mc- Kinley Republican club at the council chambers, Saturday evening, April 6th, at 8 o'clock. This meeting is called for the purpose of electing delegates to the state convention, which meets in Port land May 22d, and for such other busi ness as may arise. H. H. Riddkll, Secretary. ASSIST NATURE a little now and then in removing: offending- matter from the stomach and bowels and . you thereby avoid a multitude of distressing- de rangements and dis eases, and will have less frequent need of . your doctor's service. Of all known agents for this pur pose, Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the best. Once used, they are al ways in lavor. Their secondary ef fect is to keep the bowels open and regular, not to fur ther constipate, as is the - case with other pills. Hence, their great popularity with sufferers from habitual constipation, piles and their attendant discomfort and manifold derangements. The "Pellets" are purely vegetable and perfectly harmless in any condition of the system. No care is required while using: them; they do not interfere with the diet, habits or occupa tion, and produce no pain, griping or shock to the system. They act in a mild, easy and natural way and there is no reaction after ward. Their help lasts. The Pellets cure biliousness, sick and bilious headache, dizziness, costiveness, or constipation, sour stomach, loss of appetite, coated tong-ue, indigestion, or dyspepsia, windy belchings, "heartburn," pain and distress after eating:, and kindred derange ments of the liver, stomach and bowels. In proof of their superior excellence, it can be truthfully said, that they are always adopted as a household remedy after the first trial. Put up in sealed, glass vials, therefore always fresh and reliable. One little " Pellet " is a laxative, two are mildy cathartic. As a "dinner pill," to promote digestion, or to relieve distress from over eating:, take one after dinner. They are tiny, sugar-coated granules; any child will reaany taice tnetn. Accept no substitute that may be recom mended to be "just as good." It may be belter for the dealer, because of paying him a better profit, but he is not the one who neeas help. The Wasco Warehouse Co. have on Bale at their warehouse Seed Wheat Feed Wheat, Barley, Barley Chop, Oats and Hay. Are sole agents in The Dalles for the now celebrated Goldendale roller mills flour, the best flour in the market, and sold only in ton lots or over. 9-tf Choice two-year-old roses for 25 cents ; alse cut flowers and floral designs at the Rose Hill Greenhouse, Eighth and Lin coln street. "Orders can be left at Mrs Phillips' millinery store, on Washington street, between Second and Third, tf. ; Telephone Notice . Those who have not already ordered instruments placed and who desire tele phone service from the Seufert-Condon Exchange, will please order at once. Skupeet & Condon. Tyniirpery. -ALSO A FULL LINE OF- MRS. M. R BRIGGS, ARE THE 5EST CIGARETTE SMOKERS who care to pay a little more than the cost of ordinary trade cigarettes will find the PET CIGARETTES SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHERS Made from the highest cost Onld Tj-of grown in Virginia, and are ABSOLUTELY PMRE THE DALLES E E ASSOCIATION. The above association is prepared to take a list . of all and any kind ot Keal JtLstate for sale or exchange, whereby the seller will have the undi vided assistance of the follow ing Real Estate Agents, or ganized as an association for the purpose of inducing im migration to Wasco and oner man Counties, and generally stimulating the sale of prop erty: C. E. 'Bayard, T. A. Hud son, J. G. Koontz & Co., J. M Huntington & Co., Dufur & Hill, N. Whealdon, Gibons & Marden, G: W. Rowland. Address any of the above well known firms, or F. D. HILL, SecV, The Dalles, Oregon Running Sores. the Serpent's Sting. Jg ro lam DQrtYKtltSiL'S ln ,ts stages com Jl.Ti pletely eradicated by PSSSfiH e.S.8. Obstinate ores iXJU and ulcers yield to Its , uwtwu . nennna powers, jire moves the ooison find builds hd the system. A r n I uahie creaue- oa tbs aiuue mod its treatment J mailt-cl fr. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atlanta. Ga. S S ES 13 S 23 G-arden and. 15 -,- - Grass Seeds ,-, Tt; in Bulk, at "is J. H. Cross'. Feed 5c Gro eery Store. . S E B B 'S REAL STAT mi jCures a - at i t 'Having secured the services of a first-class trimmer from the city, I can assure my patrons perfect sat isfaction as to style and finish. Call and see the large variety of Hats on display in window. Successor to Anna Peter Sc Co., 112 Second Street. BULK SEEDS A Fine Line of Fresh Bulk Seeds, jast arrivea. Kentucky Blue Grass, Red Clover, Peas, White Clover, Onions Alfalfa, . Turnips, Millet, Carrots, Beans,. Beets. ALL VABIETIES . Flower Seeds, Onion Sets. J. B. CROSSEN, . Grocer. Ask Central for 62. NICKELSEN'S BOOK : STORE. Attractive Goods, Full Assortment, Small Promts, Quick Sales. X'XXE Everything for the Garden Rosea, one. two and three years old : White and Purple Lilacs, and all kinds ot blooming shrubbery ; Dahlias, tiladi olias, Phlox, and Canterberry Bells. Choice Chrysanthemums at 50 cents per dozen, or 5 cents each. Geraniums, Heliotrope, Marguerites and Fnschias at $1 per dozen. Cut Flowers furnished on short notice for all occasions. Soipes-KineKly Drug Co. Drugs, Paints, Window Glass. 129 Second St., THE DALLES, - - OR. E. JACOBSEN BOOK-and MUSIC CO. THB LEADERS IN - ' , Pianos and Orffans; Books NOTIONS, STATIONERY. Call and sret tfieir prices. Sell PIANOS on easy monthly payments, and is prepared to meet any tvarAiiuua. 16Z Second St, THE DALLES, OR, It. A. DIETRICH. Physician and Surgeon, DUFTJK, OREGON. All DTOfessional calls Dromntlr attende to.-uay ana niffnt. - . ..- apri JOHN D. GKOGHE6AN, i ' - Register U. S. Land Office, 1890-18M. Business Before the United states Land .:. i i ' moe a Specialty. ;' Wells Block, Main Sti Vancouver, Clarke Co' traaningron. .. : sotu StuMoi QreenliousB Paper Bring in Your Family. Come in Yourself, And see how cheaply Men's Suits, Boys' LACES, WOOLENS, Everything from Hat to Shoes, G. F STEPHENS, GEORGE RUCH, PIONEER GROCER. Successor to Cnrisman & Corson. ills FULL LINE OF STAPLE and FANCY GROCERIES. Again in business at the old stand. I would be pleased to see all my former patrons. Free delivery to any part of town. When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get off on the South Side T T fiEW COliLUVlBlfl HOTELi. . ..of o - - - This large and popular House aoes the principal hotel business, and Is prepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any House In the city, and at the low rate of $i.oo per Day. - prst Qass Teals, 25 Cei)ts. Office for all Stage Twines leswlnar The Ialles tor mil points In Kastern Oregon and Kastern Washington, . in this Hotel. . Corner of Front and Union Bta. Successor to Paul Kref t & Co DEALER IN PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS. And the Most Complete and Latest Patterns and Designs in WAL.Ii PAPER. WALL PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER and PAPER HANGER. None bnt the best brands of J. W. MASURY'S PAINTS nsed in all our work, and none bnt the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masury Liquid Paints. No chem icel combination or soap mixture. A first-class article in all colors. All orders promptly attended to. Store and Faint Shon corner Third and Washington Sts., The Dalles, Oree-on "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood . leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the ClBsii-Om Sal ii is- at CRANDALL Who are selling these goods MICHELBACH BRICK, THE CELEBRATED GO LU MBI A BREWERY, , AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery is now turning; out the best Beer and Portei east of the Cascades The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and ony the first-class article will be placed oa he market. we can dress all of you. Suits, Silks, Satins, COTTONS, LINENS, for everyone. All new stock. T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr. & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates - - UNION ST. '