The Tanks and Reba at Gettysburg. Kingsley Notes. . 15IJDS FOR BONDS. A few years ago the Northern and Southern soldiers met at Getty burg, said 11 Perkins at a Grand Army catnp fire. They were there to fix the line of Pickets' charge. " Yes we Yanks licked yon Rebs here," remarked a cool and phlegmatic veteran from Vermont as they strolled over the battlefield. , ' ; ' "But didn't we lick you out of your boots at Manassas?" exclaimed a hot and impetuous veteran from Georgia. " 'Granted,' said the cool Vermonter." "Didn't we smash you at Cold Harbor and wipe the ground up with you in tha Wilderness?" ; "Well, yes," said the Yankee. "Didn't we tie you all up in a knot and make rags of you all through "the Peninsular campaign?" " "Granted," said the Vermonter, "but bow was it at Appomattox?" " Yes, how was it at Appomattox?' shouted the Georgian, growing senti mental as his eyes filled with tear. 'We had 13,000 poor, ragged, footsore, tired, starved veterans, with out a single round of ammunition, while you had 200,000 fat, sassy soldiers, provided with every luxury, and ev-every m-m-mother s-son of 'em, he sobbed, 'plumb f-full of pie!' " The above is one of Eli Perkins stories, and he is brimful of them. Don't fail to hear bis lecture at the Baptist church, Thursday, April 4th. lOO Reward SlOO The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease - that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Cure is the only posi tive cure known to 'the medical frater nity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, requires a constitutional treat ment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken in ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient, strength by building up the constitution and as sisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith . in its curative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimo nials. Address, F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. O. Sold by all druggists, 75c. Croaaman Denies It. Panama, March 28. In an interview with Captain Crossman, of the steamship Allianca, he denies the story sent from Havana about his having the insurgent Maceo on board on bis last trip, and landing him at Sandy Hook. He de clares he does not know Maceo. Specimen Caaes. S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism, -his stomach was disordered, his liver was affected to an alarming degree, ap petite fell away, and he was terribly re duced in flesh and strength. Three bot tles of Electric Bitters cured him. : Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111., had a running sore on his leg of eight years' standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is sound and well. John Speaker, Cata waba, O., had fiv8 large fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was incurable, one bottle Electric Bitters and one box Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him en tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. In tne Middletown Aiylnm. Middletown, N. Y., March 28 ctor ' John A. Bigelow, who yesterday, in New York, murdered Amy Thill, and then committed suicide, was confined in the insane asylum here from December, 1892 to May, 1893. A Household Treasure. D. W. Fuller, of Canajotiarie, N. Y,. says that he always keeps Dr. King's New Discovery in the house and his family has always found the very best results follow its use ; that he would not be without it, if ' procurable. G. A. Dykeman Druggist, Catskill, N. Y.,says that Dr. Kings New Discovery is un doubtedly the best cough remedy; that he has used it in his family for eight years, and it has never tailed to do all tnat ib claimed for it. Whv not try a . remedy so long tried and tested. Trial bottle at Smpes-ivinerslvs Drug Uo.'s Drug Store. Regular size 50c. and $1.00. . A severe rheumatic pain in the left shoulder had troubled Mr. J. H.' Loper, a well known druggist of Des Moines, Iowa, fov six months. At times the pain was so severe that he could not lift anything. With all he could do he could not get rid of it until he applied Chamberlain, s Pain Balm. "I only made three applications of it," he says. and have since been free from all pain." He now reccomends it to persons siml larly afflicted. It is for sale by Blakely & .Houghton Druggists. La Grippe is here again with all of its old time vigor. One Minute Cough Care , is a reliable remedy. It cores and cures quickly. Snipes-Kinerely Drug Co. Plowing in full blast once more. We wonder why it is -that the young ladies who attended the dance .on the 17th, smile eo queerly at the boys when they meet them. , ' The grip has surely found its way to Tygh Ridge. It would be impossible to enumerate the reported cases. Wm. Hunter is over from Rutledge shaking bands with his numerous friends. V Mr. J. C. Ward, our popular merchant and postmaster, is receiving new goods almost daily. Jimmie is ast learning the wants of his customers, and his con stant aim seems to be to please them. It is with deep regret that we chronicle the death of William McLeod, who died at his home in Grass Valley, on March 25th, of pneumonia, aged 28 years. Mr. McLeod was a son of Mr. Alexander Mc Leod, of Kingsley, and was well and favorably known throughout Wasco and Sherman counties. His death was quite unexpected to his many friends in this community and the mantle of gloom has settled over all. He leaves a wife and three small children, also a father and mother to mourn his death. Each and all extend their heartfelt sympathies to them in their sad bereavement. Mr. Alex Scott and wife and Mr. Elmer Minton of Grass Valley accom panied the remains of William McLeod from his home in that place, to their final resting place in .the Kingsley cem etery. j Mb. Great Oaks From little acorns grow, eo also do fatal diseases spring from small begin' nings. Never neglect symptoms of kid ney troubles ; if allowed to develop they cause much suffering and sorrow. Dr S. H. McLean's Liver and Kidney. Balm is a certain cure for any disease or weak ness of the kidneys. A trial will con vince you of its great potency. Price $1.00 per bottle. Sold by Snipes-Kin ersly Drug Co. Symptoms of kidney troubles should he promptly attended to ; they are nature's warnings that something is wrong. Many persons die victims of kidney diseases who could have been saved had they taken proper precautions. The prompt use of Dr. J. H. McLean's Liver & Kidney Balm has saved thous ands of valuable lives. If you have any derangement of the kidneys try it Price $1.00 per bottle. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly, druggists. J. A, Richardson, of Jefferson City, Mo., Chief Enrolling force 38th general assembly of Missouri, writes : I wish to testify to the merits of One Minute Cough Cure. When other so-called cures tailed. I obtained almost instant reuet ana a speenv cure by the use of One Minute Cough Cure. Snipes Kinersly Drug Co. Doctor H. R. Fish, of Gravois Mills, Mo., a practicing . physician of many years experience, writes: . De Witt's Witch Hazel Salve has no equal for in dolent sores, scalds and burns. It stops the pain instantly, heals a burn quickly and leaves m scar. Snipes-Kinerely Drug Co. B. H. Bowman ; Pub. Enquirer, o Bremen, Ind., writes: .Last week our little girl baby, the only one we hav, was taken sick with croup. After two Doctors failed to give relief and life was hanging on a mere thread we tried One Minute Cough Cure and its life was saved. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy gives the best satisfaction of any cough medi cine I handle, and as a seller leads all other preparations in this market. 1 reccomend it because it is the best medi cine I ever handled for coughs, and croup. A. W. Baldridge, Millersville, 111. For sale by Blakely & Houghton Druggists. Bucltlen'a Arises salve.. The best salve in tne world for cuts bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin ersly. W. T. Sanford, Station Agent of Lee per, Clarion Co. Pa., writes; I can recommend One Minute Cough Cure as the best I ever used. It gave instant relief and a quick cure. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. Ue Witt's witch Hazel Salve cures scalds, burns, indolent sores and never fails to cure piles. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. Wood! Wood! We have yet on hand a complete stock of Dry Fir, Oak and Maple Cord wood which will be sold at'minimum prices, feb27. Maieb & Bknton Notice. All city warrants registered prior to February 3, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. - 1. 1. Bceget, City Treaa , Dated Dalles City, Jan. 1, 1895. In accordance with an act of the legis lature. Dalles City, Wasco County, Ore gon, will issue bonds to an amount not to exceed sixty thousand and not -Jess than fifty thousand dollars, each bond to be of the face value of five hundred dollars, payable twenty-five years from the date of issue, bearing interest at the rate of six per cent, per annum, interest pay a fie semi-annually. Said bonds will be sold to the highest bidder for ceh. Sealed proposals will he received for the purchase of the same at the recorder's office in said city from this date until 4 o'clock p. m. on the 15th day of April 1895. Each bid must be accompanied by a certified check equal to five per cent of the face value of the bonds for which the proposal is made. The council of said city reserves the right to reject any and all bids. Dated this 11th day ot March, D. S. Duron, Recorder of Dalles City. Do you want The Chronicle and San Francisco Examiner for a year.? If so send us $2.25 and you can have them, 156 papers for $2.25 or less than a cent and a half a pioce. If yon would rather have the New York World, we will send you that and the Semi- Weekly Chron icle one year for $2.25. The World is also a semi-weekly so you will get 208 papers for $2.25. Help 'wanted. $12.00 a day to agents selling the Royal White Metal Plater or taking or ders for plating. Trade secrets, formu las, receipts, ect., furnished free. A good agent can make two to three thou sand dollars per year with the Royal Plater. For terms, etc., address Gray & Co., Plating Works, Columbus, Ohio. Look Here. This is January 10, 1895. Have you got any of Wasco county's warrants reg istered prior to Feb. 1, 1891? They will be paid if presented at my office. In terest ceases after Jan. 10, 1895. Wm. Michell, County Treasurer. Mrs. T. S. Hawkins, Chattanooga, Tenn., says, "Sbiloh's vitalizer 'saved my life.' I consider it the best remedy for a debilitated system I ever used." For dyspepsia, liver or kidney trouble it excels. Price 75 cts. For Sale. Clydesdale seed oats at E. J. Collins & Co.'s and W. H. Taylor's. Yield and weigh more than any other oat grown on hill land. m6-a6. Sbiloh's Cure is eold on a guarantee. It cure 8 incipient Consumption. It is the best cough cure. Only one cent a dose 25cts., 50cts., and $1.00. s Karl's Clover Root will purify your Blood, clear your Complexion, regulate your Bowels and make your head clear as a bell. 25c, 50c, find $1.00. . Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Diego, Cal., says: "Shiloh's Catarrh, Remedy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good." Price 50c. '' - Wanted. A girl to do housework. Steady job to right party. Apply at this office. Poisoned LOO D Is a source of much suffering. The system should toe thoroughly cleansed of all impurities, and the blood kept in healthy condition, 45. S. S. removes CHRONIC SORES . Ulcers, etc, purifies the blood, and' builds up the geneal he h. It is without an equal. Ira P. Stiles, of Palmer, Kan., says: "My foot and lej? to mr knee was a running sore for two years, and physi cians said it could not be cured. After taking fifteen small bottles of S. S. S there is not a sore on my limbs, and I nave a new lease on life. I am seventy seven years old, and have had my age renewed at least twenty years by the use oi Oar Treatise on Blood and SklD. Disease mailed tree to anj address. 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