The Dalles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION BATES. BY MAIL, FOSTQl PREPAID, IX ADVANCE. Weekly, 1 year. . . . " 6 months. 8 " Dally, 1 year. months per " Address all communication to ' ICLK," The Dalles, Oregon. .... t 50 .... 0 75 .... 050 .... 6 00 ' 3 00 .... 0 60 THE CHBON- TUESDAY, - JANUARY 15. 1895 WELLS AS A PLATYPUS. . David A. Welle, the eminent statis tician and recognized authority on tariff matters, has discovered a new constitu tional objection to the income tax laws He declares the law is unconstitutional, in that the $4,000 exemption is in viola tion of the constitutional provision that "all duties, imports and excises shall be David A. Wells was at one time a re publican, but he is now a pretty thor ough democrat, or at least free trader, He has probably discovered more mare's nests than any man in the United States, including New Jersey. Mr Welle, while earning the lamp of his in' . tellect onto the intricacies of the tariff laws of the country a good many years am. stubbed his toe on a full crown nest. of the kind we have mentioned that had a very large sized free trade egg in it, which the eminent statistician aforesaid at once proceeded to hover, and assisted largely in successfully incubating. Just what he succeeded in hatcLing the present administration has demon strated. After the egg, such as it was was hatched, Mr. Wells' maternal feel ings being also fully developed, he turned, (as soon as the feathers again sprouted on his gallinaceous breast,) his whole attention to proving that the fin- . iflhed product of his labors was a swan notwithstanding the fact that its noisy gabbling proclaimed its anserine parent mirth txnfi Bnppina. n w , : Now, Mr. Wells has stubbed his toe ; over another nest, which this time con . tains an income-tax egg, which the I of the opinion, was born out of wedlock ( He thinks the tax unconstitutional be i cause it does not tax all incomes, and : T i .I - i -i constitution, that "all excises shall be uniform throughout the United States iiHe fails to see that this tax is uniform ; .yet it is undoubtedly eo. If Mr. Wells i. .position is correct, then the tariff on ugar could not recognize the grade thereof ; the tariff on woolen goods would be so much per yard, without regard to value, and to go further, since the tariff tax is practically a per capita tax and tar iff on consumption, the tariff laws would be unconstitutional unless every con earner paid the same tax, and hence , would have to be abandoned, unless law could be passed compelling the poor man to purchase as many diamonds an drink as much champagne as the rich one, for otherwise the tax being unequal would be also unconstitutional. M Wells has not" always been of his present opinion. In 1870 he stood with Senator Sherman who said on the floor of the senate that "the income, tax was the most just and equitable tax ever placed upon the statute books of this, or any other country." . The income tax has come to stay, for a while at least ; and that, whether we like it or not. That those who have the tax to pay object to it now, and will continue to object to it as long as it is on the statute books, is a foregone conclusion. That those who do not have it to pay will pronounce it a just tax, is equally certain. The income tax was never popular in this country. It was levied as a "war measure," just as the Morrill tariff was, but aa soon as the war was over the income tax was re moved before the debt created in the prosecution of the' war was .paid,' which . was neither just nor honest, although at the time it seemed necessary, if Uncle , . Sana's : ears were not to be forever , deafened by the ceaseless clamor of those whose incomes were largely the result of the war, in which the debt was incurred. . Mr. Wells has a fecund breast bone, the warming effects of which arevivifying to the contiguous ovum regardless of genus - His oviparous tendencies, taken in con' , section with his numerous bills would entitle him to rank as the Great Amer ican Ornithorhynchus. . It is stated that the democrats in the legislature will cast their vote for Hon A. S. Bennett, of this city, for United States senator. While their votes do not count, it would be a fitting compli ment to one of the brighestand brainiest men in the state, regardless of politics. Now that Judge Bennett's name has been mentioned in connection with that complimentary vote, there should be no further seeking after the proper person to receive that vote for be has been found. Bills Allowed. ' , ' Continued from yesterday. Edward G Patterson, witness . . A J McHaley, do . .". 4" 20 8 40 E Garretson, do 1 2 20 R Doyle, ao xx uu Cbas Powell, do ... . 3 00 T A Van Norden, do 2 a) Wm dardner, do b 70 Walter Henderson, do .... 9 00 Sherman Bailv, -do m F'Lempke, do .... 2 20 M A Moody, 0.0 o -su Vivian French, do 2 20 E Kuntz. do 6 20 H Beck with, do b WCAllaway, do .... 6 20 Mrs Bam Klein, do .... 6 20 Frank N Hill. do 6 20 A Hunter, do 55 u Sam Simmons, do .... 25 60 A C Ferguson, do ..... 2 20 Andrew J,araen . do . . . . u J D Francisco, do 2 20 J H Phirman, do .... 4 60 E F Sharp, do .... 2 20 L Nolin, ' do 4 20 Mrs E M Wilson. do 2 20 C R Davis, do 19 60 Fred Wilson, do u A Bettingen, Jr. do 2 20 Chris Bills do 8 40 LP Ostium!, r do .... 2 20 Indian speneer, ao .... id w H H Riddell, do ' 2 20 Elmer Davis, do 2 20 Nathan Larthim, do 6 00 Frank Menefee, do 4 20 Jackson, ir do . . . . u E Locke, do 7 20 W J Campbell, do 7 40 F G filler, de . 7 00 John Brookhouse do 8 40 F Tomlinson, do 14 80 Mrs Hostetler. . do 2 20 Alice Hall. do 2 20 Levia Rowland, do 2 20 O C Hollister, do 2 20 Chas Powell, do 3 00 J H Jackson, do 2 20 Hueh Glenn. do - 20 M L Fnnk. do 2 20 D S Dufur, justice fees 9 40 M Dichtenheimer. constable. . ... xl) d(J A J Brigham, justice fees 3 70 S H EdmunBon, constable 8 50 W tl Butts, inquest 1 A Bettingen. jr. coroner's jury. . . 1 P. Bryan do do ... 1 20 JaB Brennen. do do . . . 1 20 xJ o Jjutur, do do ... x 20 J Bereer, do do . . . 1 20 C M Fonts, do do ... 1 20 Ray Forsy the, witness coroner. . . 1 70 O C Hollister, do ... 1 70 Pat Powers, do ... 1 70 D King, do ... 1 70 TT Nicholas, do .. . 170 John Howe, do ... 1 70 W H Butts, : . do . . . 20 DO A 8 Macallister, inquest Reedy. . . 3 60 VV McUrum, coroner s jury a ou A Lareen, do 3 60 Wm Magee. do 3 60 G W Runyon, do 3 60 K K Closter, do 3 00 W H McCoj , witness coroner 3 10 F Jacobsen, jr, do do 1 70 C P Clark, do do 17 Wm Harding, do do .... 170 W J Sherman, do do-", .... 17 J Parsons, do do 1 70 L S Davis, justice fees 81 A A Urquhart, constable Thos Cartwright, wit. jus. court. 32 80 1 7 Dr David Walker, do do 19 10 C P Balch, do A M Kel8ay, do Geo A Liebe, do Cbas J. Stubling, do ; F Lemke do Hugh Farmer, do Frank Croesen. do Geo Rowland, do LPOstlund, do L L McCartney, jurors. Hugh Frazer, do S S Johns, do J W Johnston, do W R King, do . J O Warner, do do do do do do do do do do 4 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 o 70 70 70 70 20 20 20 20 20 20 D S Dufur, justice fees 6 15 R H Birrell, do 3 50 John Trana, constable 35 05 Ihos H Williams, justice fees. . . 3 Oo J O Soeabe, do 3 00 E S Olinger, drawing jurv 2 00 W H Bishop, do 2 00 Jno Knight, sheriff fees 4 85 Story & Gates, atty fees 2 50 Troy Shelley, quar. exam 12 00 Anna M Lang, do 12 00 12 00 24 10 Tena Rintoul, do G W Phelps, atty fees Chas btnuling, drawing jury list. L S Davis, do do . A A Urquhart, do do . 2 00 3 00 2 00 MRS. NELLIE HIRES. The celebrated Beautifier, Magnetic and Electric Healer and Bust Developer, has juet arrived in the city, and can be found at Room 14, Union Street Lodg ing House. She carries: a full stock of all kinds of Ladies' Toilet Articles and the celebrated Dr. A. Dow's Magnetic Belts. . Past, Present and Future revealed by cards. Consultation free. Come and learn how to be beautiful. It will cost yon nothing. jan9-lw Assignee's Notice. Notice ishen-by given that John F. R not has duly conveyed to the undersigned, by proper deed of assignment, all of his nul and personnl property, titr the benefit of all of his credi ore. All person" having claims a.nintU mid John f . itoor. are hereby notllied to prent the sme, properly veriried, to me t the office of Dufur & Menefee, in Dalles City, Oregon, within ninety 190) days from the date of this notice. Dated this 17th day of November, 1894. novlT dec'29 H. GLENN. Assignee. Notice. Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned has been duly appointed by the Honorable County Court lor Wasco county, Oregon, as ad ministrator of the estate of Mary M. oordon, de ceased. 'All persons having claims against said estate are notified to present the same, properly verified to me at my residence ne:r Tygh Valley, Wasco county, Oregon, or at the office of my attorneys. Dufur & Menefee. Dated The Dalles, Oregon, December 28, 1891. A8A STOGSUILL, Administrator of the estate of Mary M. Gordon, deceased. dec29feb26. ESTRAYED. Please inform the undersigned of the whereabouts of a cow branded 11 on the left side, with dew lap ' cut up. Don't recollect ear marks and other brands on her. . . jan2tf Eobt. Mays. MusSng Liniment vv .;' for -Burns, , ';. '. , , Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, Insect Bites, All Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, All Sheep Ailments, Penetrates Muscle, Membrane and Tissue Quickly to the Very Seat of Pain and Ousts it in a Jiffy. Rub in Vigorously. Mustang Liniment conquers Fain, ; Makes flan or Beast well again. Ladies' and Gentlemen's Gold and Silver Watches. Large Assortment xo soxtJUb lruxxi. I. C. Nickelsen's. Notice. To the General Public : The nndersighed , has thoroughly re modeled, what is known as the Farmers' Feed Yard, corner of Third and $Iadi- son, adjoining J. L. Thompson's black smith shop, and is now ready to accom modate all who wish their horses well fed and properly , cared for, at Prices to Suit the Times. AGNEW & McCOLLEY, Props., The Dalles, Or. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Land Office, The Dalles, Or., I Tin. IV: 1 UttA I Notice is hereby" riven that the followine named settler has filed nptiee of his intention to I niuKetinm proot in support oi nis claim, ana thut snid proof will be made before the register anu receiver m me u.fi. xaua omce, l ne xaiies, i (Jr., on t eoruary a, isao, viz.: William Watson, Hd E, No. 3S02, for the &A NE, NEJi SEJ, Sec. 10, and NV4 SY4, Sec. U, Tp. 2 N, R 11 E, W. M. He nnmes the following witnesses to prove hts continuous residence upon and cultivation of, tHid lund, viz.: W. E. Huskev, F. P. Weidner, Keece -"rathur, A. 'X. fratnar, siosier, oreg'in. JAS. i MOORE, Register. EXECUTOR'S NOTICE. Notice is hereby given that by an order of the County t'ourt of the f tate of Oregon for the County of Wasco, made and entered ou the 29th day of December, 1894, the undersigned was auiy appointed executor oi tne last wm ana testament of Thomas N. Jole.i, deceased; all per sons having clnims agains said estate are noti fied to present them with the proper vouchers to the undersigned at his office in Dalles City, Oregon, within six months from the date of this notice. Dated January 4. 1895. jan5-f2 R. F. GIBON8, Executor. JOHN H.KANE, Physician and Surgeon. x ; DTJFUR, OREGON. ' Late Honse Surseom, St. Vincent's Hospital ef I Portland, Oregon. sep23 I G. F STEPHENS, If you want anything in the shape of CLOTH1 M G For Man or Woman, I i JL V.J Opp. Warfl, Kerns & Robertson's Second-hand Furniture Bought Sold. Money Loaned on Jewelry and other Valuables. A rTnriTivT nir tjtt cf a mi II1X1iX oaxuiwai w erty placed, with me mt reasonable commission. When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get off on the South Side flEW COIiXilVlBlA. HOTELi. This large and popular House does the principal hotel business, and is prepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any House in the city,' and at the low rate of $1.00 per DayJv-3 f irst Office for all 8tasre l.lnes " points la Eastern Orefon la tills Hotel. Corner of Front and Union Sts. Successor to Paul Kreft & Co DEALER IN PAINTS, OILS And the Most Complete and WALL PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER and PAPER HANGER. None but the best brands of J. W. MASTJRY'S PAINTS used mnr. Rfcilled workmen emoloved. Aeenta for Masurv Liamd Paints. No chem- icel combination or soaD mixture. A promptly attended to. Store and Faint Shon oorner Third and Blakeley & 175 Second Street, full line of all the Standard Patent Medicines, Drugs, Chemicals, Etc. , , n , ... . . h.j.5 JpOCountry and Mail Orders will receive prompt attention. 'There is a tide in the affairs . leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the CMi-Oit Si Hi - 1 at C RANDALL & BU RGET'S, Who are eeilingr those, 'goods MICHELBACH BRICK, Boy, Girl or Baby. and AUCTION HOOJWI. Livery Stable, on Second St I ut a tt i to o'clock. ill sell any roods or prop- uits me a can. Qass Teals, 25 Ccpts. lemvlnjr. The Dalles for all and Kastern 'Washington, T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr. AND GLASS. Latest Patterns and Designs in WALL PAPER. in all our work, and none but the first - class article in all colors. All orders " 'Washington Sts., The Dalles, 0reoi Houghton, The Dalles, Oregon of men which, taken at its fiooa "out af i greatly-reduced rates. - - UNION ST. f 111111 utu M M :luB-ww THE CHUKCHJCB. Sx. rnxjiKB (Jtturtuti tcev. ratiier Bronb GKK8T Pastor. Low Mass every bandar at m. tuga tau ai lu.zu a. jm. 7 P.M. Vespera at F1KST BAPTIST CHURCH-Rev. O. 1). Tat LOR. Pastor. Morning fiAnriAN prpr, u K bath at the academy at 11 a., m. Sabbath School Immediately after moraine services Prayer meeting Friday evening; at Pastor"s res lence. Union services in the court house at P. M. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Key. W. C Cubtis, Pastor. Services everv Sunday at 13 . t. and 7 P. m. Sunday School nfter mnmini service. Strangers cordially invited. Seats free. M. E. CHURCH Rev. J'. Weislir, pustor. Bervices everv Sunday morninc at n a m Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock r x. Epworth League at 6:3U p. M. itayer meeting every Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. A cordial in vitation Is extended by both pastor and people i TJiv ANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street. Rev. A. , Horn, castor. Services at ll:3ua.m. Sunday-school at 2:30 p.m A cordial welcome ever? one. SOCIETIES. WASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. 6z A. M. Meets first and third Mondav of each month at 7 DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets in Masonic Hail the third Wednesday f each month at 7 P. SI. MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt. Hood Camp No. 59. Meets Tuesda v even- mgof each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7:S0 p. m. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. 6. O. F. Mef'ts every Friday evenlnor at 7-sn oVloft in ki of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets. Sojourning brothers are welcome. a. (jlouoh, tsec-y. H. A. Eii.ls.N. O. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. ., K. of P. Meets every Mondav evening at 1-sv r'riuk in Jchanno's building, corner of Court and St-cond streets. Sojonrning memheis are cnrciiallv In vited. W. L. BRADSHAW. D. W.Vadbb, K. of T.. and S p. C. AS8EMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K of P. hall the second and fourth Werinpa lays of each month at 7 :30 p. m. WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet everv Friilnvnfton t g o'clock at the reading room. All are in vited. FERN LODGE, DEGREE OF HONOR, NO. 25. Meets in Fraternity Hall. Seennd every Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. mbs. Mamie Briqgs, C. of H. Mbs. B. J. Rossell, Financier. rpHE DALLES LODGE No. 2, I.O.G.T. Reg J ular weekly meetings Friday at 8 p. k. a' - " . nu. J. o. WIKZLEC. C. T. DIMSMQRH Parish, See y. TEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meets in Fraternity Hall, over Kpl 1em. An in .1 treet, Thursday evenings rt 7: So. C.F.STEPHENS, W. 8 Mtbbs, Financier. M. W J AS. NESMITH POST, No. 82 G. A. R. Meets every Saturday at 7:30 p. k.. in the K. of P. Han. BOF L. E. Meets every Snnday afternoon in . the K of r. Hall. GESANG VEREIN Meets every Sunday evening In tue K. of P. Hri BOF L, F. K. of P. DIVISION. No. 167 Meets In , Hall the first and thir.1 w.-rlnea. lay of each month, at 7:3U p. m. PKOFKS810NAL. H. H. RIDDELL Attorney-at-Law Office Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. a. b. Dorca. pkank mbnkfkb. DUFUR, A MENEFEE Attorneys - at- Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street The Dalles, Oregon. . J. B. CONDON. , 3.W. CONDON. lONDON & CONDON, ATVORNEY8 AT LAW umce on court street. ortosite the old I court house, The Dalles, Or. B.S.HONTTHQTON. . H.S.WILSON. rUNTINGTON A WILSON ATTORNEYS-AT- UW Offices. French's block over -'Irsc Na tional Banx. 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