CZ) Ti3 Dalles Daily Chronisls. " SUBSCRIPTION KATES. IT MAIL, PO STACK FRXPAID, IK ADVANCE. Weekly, 1 year. s 1 50 " 6 months...:, 0 75 " 8 " .T ; 0 60 Daily, 1 year. 6 00 6 months. 8 00 - per " 0 60 Address all communication to " THE CHRON tCLK," The Dallea, Oregon. TUESDAY, -.- DECEMBER 11, 1894 JNGERSOLL AND FOLLY. Col. Ingersoll baa written and deliv ered to a large audience in New York a new lecture entitled "The Bible." The doughty Colonel proceeds, in hia bril liant way, to attack the "Book" to rend, to ridicule, to destroy. And yet, when all bis vivid imagination, hia bril liant intellect, hia wonderful control of language, hia kaleidoscopic word paint ing, his powers of mimicry, and his masterly handling of pathos have com bined to ruin the faith, the hope, and the belief of others, the Bible stands, still the foundation of all human laws ; the teacher of morals, of justice, of vir tue; the light which illumined the world, and made modern civilization possible. By it man and nations have been lifted up, and by it neither men nor nations have been pulled down. Why quarrel with Ingersoll over its inspiration? Why argue with him as to its divine origin? Sufficient is the fact that it guides safely the feet of human ity in this world, and gladdens the weary heart with hope of immortality. Blessed hope, whose roses soften the ragged pathway, and whose perfume de lights the saddened soul. Humanity cannot bring the evidence such as Inger soll, such as our courts would require to ' establish the divine origin of the word. The mortals who sat at the feet of the Nazarene, whose eyes looked into His, whose ears drank in the parables, and whose bands penned an account of what they heard and saw, have long since re turned unto that dust from whence they came, and their spirits unto God, who gave them. They cannot rise from the . dust to bear witness of what they saw. Bat could they do so, would Ingersoll, or such as Ingersoll, believe? Nay, verily. His arguments, and such as his, are vain. He tells as that Brahma was as pure and as holy ; that Vishim taught as sincerely. Concede it. But we say to him to lift his gaze from the earth at his feet, and gaze beyond the limits of his narrow sphere, and he will see that the ' civilized world is tbe Christian world. He will find that the civilized world takes the Bible for its guide, be cause it recognizes in it its creator. So long as tbe red flowers of love shall blossom in the human breast ; so long as the holy feeling a mother has for her child, and which, for lack of a better term, our weak language calls "ma ternal love" exists; so long as the strong man wraps the sinews of affection around his first-born; eo long as the prattle of childhood can please, or the suffering of those we love pain ; so long aa the pathos of old age can touch our hearts with sorrow ; so long as death can take from us those we love ; so long aa pity and woe can swell the foun tains of our tears that long the prom ises, held out to as in the Bible, of an other and an immortal life, are neces sary to our existence. Let Ingersoll use his God-given tal ents to ridicule the Bible if he will. Bat as we part with those whose images are engraved upon our hearts ; when on the coffin-lid falls the harsh-soundinp and cruel clod ; when over the mortal body is heaped the' earth, a rounded roof over the last home then one ray of hope, one mustard grain of faith that on the other side the loved one waits until oar turn shall come, and that there, where sorrow and sin enter not, and parting is unknown, we shall live again, brings more of comfort than all the ar guments and lectures of all the Paines and Ingersolls that ever tempted the wrath of an all-merciful God. JOHN DONOVAN'S CONTRACT. Lots of people think that John Dono van is . going to' have heaps of fun thid winter. He's the only democrat elected to the next Michigan legislature, and he hails from Bay City. Those two things combined, some folks seem to think, onght "to make his life pretty nearly all skittles and beer. But they're wrong. It's mighty serious business, beintr the whole minority in Michigan. If John Donovan doesn't give up the struggle at Lansing and go borne to peace and quiet at Bay City long before the republican factions begin to get through their quar reling, it will be because of the giant heart of him, that "inexhaustible reser voir of grit and sand." In tbe first place there are the com mittees, thirty-five or forty of them. The law of Michigan commands that the minority shall be represented on every one of them. Is that fun for Donovan, or misery and trouble? It'll be fun pocketing all the jackknives and paper cutters that come his way, one for each committee. He'll have nearly enough to start a shop. But how it will make him perspire, even in cold weather, hop ping around from room to room, watch ing the republican majorities in the committees and standing manfully in the forefront of the opposition, when their schemes of chicanery and corrup tion are proposed. It's true the minority won't have to waste much time attending caucuses, and there's not much likelihood of a serious division of opinion as to matters of parly policy. There is no chance for bickering about committee assignments. The election provided for that. His work is all cut out; there's the trouble of it. Unless he's got more appetite for work than a pot-bellied bronco has for hay, Donovan of Bay City is going to have an unusually lively time in Lansing this winter. The committee work is only the begin ning. There are all the sessions to at tend. He must watch the passage of every bill, alert and eager to trap repub lican schemes and expose, republican frauds.- His is the only democratic voice that can be raised in Lansing to denounce the iniquity of an unfair and partisan gerrymander. And while he stands on the floor of the house pro claiming abroad the scandalous ineffic iency of the majority be must also be in all of his committee rooms, his eager eye wide open, quick to detect the first feign of Jurking, hidden republican treachery. Does anybody think that will be easy for John Donovan of Bay City? How to Make Money. By presenting all Wasco county war rants registered prior to January 10, 1891, at my office and get your money for them, and buy new warrants with the same. Interest ceases after this date, Dec. 10, 1894. Wh. Michell, County Treasurer, JWasco County, Or. (Correctly spelled meams) Mixed Pickles, Plain Pickles, German Dill, Sweet Pickles. Queen Olives, Saner Kraut, Pickled Pork, Pickled Pigsfeet, Pickled Lamb's Tongues, Pickled Tripe, Fine Mackerel, Salmon, Herring, Georges Cod. 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Office No. 86 and Chapman block. wtl D4IDDALL Dentist. Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth ?t ou flowed aluminum plate. Kooms: feign of .he Golden Tooth, Second Street. THE CHURCHES. ST. iETERS CHURCH Bev. Father Bronh eilST Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 7 a. m. High Mass at 10:80 a. m. Vespers at 7 r. u. CURST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. Tat X? lob, Pastor. Morning services every Sab bath at the academy at 11 a. u. Sabbath school immediately after morning services Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's rey" lence. Union services in the conrt house at P.M. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C Cubtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. m . and 7 P. u. Sunday School after morning service. Strangers cordially Invited. Seats free. T E. CHURCH Rev. J. Whisleb, pastor. AM. Services every Sunday morning at 11 a. m. Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock p M. Epworth League at 6:80 P. M. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. A cordial in vitation la extended by both pastor and people to all. EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street, Bev. A. Horn, pastor. Services at 11:30 a.m. sunday-school at 2:80 p.m A cordial welcome o every one. SeCISTIBB. w ASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets first and third Monday of each month at 7 DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets In Masonic Hall the third Wednesday of each month at 7 P. M. MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt. Hood Camp No. 69, Meets Tuesday even ing of each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7:80 p. m. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 6, I. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7 :80 o'clock, in K. of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets, sojourning brothers are welcome. g. CLOD9H. Bec'y. H. A. Btxls.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets every Monday evening at 7:80 o'clock, in schanno's building, corner of Court and Second streets. Sojourning members are cordially in vited. W. L. BRADSHAW, D. W.Vausb, K. of B. and 8. C. C. A BSEMBLT NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K t. of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes lay of each month at 7:80 p. m. WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPE RENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon t 8 o'clock at the reading room. All are invited.. FERN LODGE, DEGREE OF HONOR, NO. 25. Meets in Fraternity Hall. Second street, every Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. -C Mrs. Mamie Briqgs, C. of H. Mrs. B. J. Russbli., Financier. npHK DALLES LODGE No. 2, I.O.G.T. Reg A. ular weekly meetings Friday at 8 P. K., a' K. of P. HalL J. 8. Winzur, C. T. Diksmorb Parish, Bec'y. -pEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meets 1. in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, en Second treet, Thursday evenings at 7 :30. C. F. STEPHENS, W. 8 Mtbbs, Financier. M. W J AS. NESMITH POST, No. 82, G. A. R. Meets every Saturday at 7:80 P. M., in the K. of P. laU. AMERICAN RAILWAY UNION, NO. 40. Meets second and fourth Thursdays each month in K. of P. halL J. W. Rxady, W. H. Jones, Bec'y. Pres. B, OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in the K of P. HalL aESAKG VEREIN Meets every Sunday evening tn the K. of P. Hall. BOF L, F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in K. of P. Hall the first and third Wednes lay of each month, at 7:3U p. m. We wish to announce that we have made a specialty of Winter Blooming Bulbs. HYAOIHTHS and LILIEES, POTTED PLANTS of All Kinds. ' We are prepared to furnish on short notice cut flowers for all occasions; also pot plants and wires. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. A j4KKKKA L BANKING BU8INEB9 - rs iredit issued available in the ' K.antern States. . mkui Exchange and " Telegraphic "l-nTtfer8 8oldon New York, Chicago, St. Ta k an Francisco, Portland Oregon, -j-an'- Wash., and various points in Or tron Hiid Washington. 'ollpctions made at all points on fay JOHN I. GIOOBIOAS, Register U. S. Land Office, 1890-1894.1 Business Before tbe United "tates Land offices Specialty. Wells Block, Main St., Van sourer, Clarke Co., WashinKton - novl SiuDiing Bieeiouse