TaQ Dalles Daily Chronic! SUBSCRIPTION BATES. , - IT BtAII POSTAOB rXKrAIS, IN ADVAKCB. - Weekly, 1 year 1 60 " 6 months. '...;..! 0 75 " 8 " ........v.... 060 Dally, 1 year ., s. 600 6 months. ........ 8 00 " per " 0 60 Address all communication to " THE CHRON CLE." The Dalles, Oregon. .-.'' . : WEDNESDAY. - DECEMBER 5. 1894 THE STANDARD OF MORALITY. Yesterday . . in conversation ' with a .prominent-attorney, we received quite a lecture on the duties of the press. "We were told that the newspaper had a holy mission to perform ; that to it Bbould be, is, delegated the upholding of the standard of public morality; that on all occasions the newspaper should be in the lead, taking a high' moral stand on all subjects, and ' lifting the public up to that standard. . The beauty and force of the lecture was increased by its absolute truth. ' Yet there is another Bide to that question. The newspaper is worldly ; it is conducted for the purpose of earning a living, and in the delusive hope of earning more. . ' "The newspaper as it should be, and the newspaper as it is, are. two .'entirely different things. Why? Because those wh read it make it what it is. 'Its suc cess depends more on what ie kept out of it than what goes into it.. Let it take the high moral standard our friend, pic tured for us, and inside of six months one-half of its subscribers, one-halt of its patronage, and mayhap more would be gone, and from its subscription list would be stricken, at .his own request, the name of the friend who so kindly lectured us. How would, the same plan of action suit our legal friend, and how far would he go in lifting the standard of public morals. Suppose, for instance, he is employed to defend a murderer. He is certain of his client's guilt. Does he advise him to plead guilty, to repent, to expiate his crime as the law, as hu manity, as religion would dictate? No. He begins to manufacture a defense; with subtle ekill to weave from the evi dence in the loom of fancy a robe of in nocence. He brings to bear upon the court the delicate niceties of law ; - con tending inch by inch ; driven from one point, intrenching himself in another; but fighting for all he is worth. Beaten in this, he turns to the jury. Every de vice known to the profession, every sophistry that human ingenuity can in vent, is brought to bear. For what? In the interest of justice and law? Not In the interest ot the client ; in the in terest of the lawyer, whose reputation increases as his ability to defeat and render of no avail the iawe, increases. We are not finding fault with the law yers, they have a code of morals of their own, the first and greatest command of which 'is duty and faithfulness to thoee who employ them ;; but' we draw the comparison simply injself-defense. We cheerfully admit that a venal bar is no . excuse for a venal press ; but we assert that it is a venal world. Does the mer chant who sells his goods thereby in dorse' the character of his customers? Is the smile with which he greets cus tomers more than a portion of his stock in trade? Does he, seek to "raise the standard of morality," or does be look after the shekels? Surely the last, and that only. So is it with the newspaper. It is in the field to live, and to do this it cannot be much above or beyond its readers. The newspaper man must live. His paper is his stock of goods, and by its sale and the sale of its space .he ekes out an existence. He treats it as the mer chant does 'his goods, the lawyer bis. He furnishes the goods his customers want; not those that perhaps in some other person's opinion they need. , He supplies the demand, and if he does not, loses his trade. X - The ladies of San Francisco are going to edit the Examiner of that city for one day, and that day Christmas. The pro prietor j Mr. Hearst, will turn the entire plant over to tnem on that day, and they will write the editorials,' collect the local, edit the . telegraph matter, and take the entire receipts of the paper for the day. What appearance the paper will present is hard to predict. That it will be "just too sweet for anything is sure; but whether the columns will be fluted, put on bias, with frills at top and bottom of column, or what the style of the make-up may. be,' cannot -be even guessed at At the best, or worst, it is an interesting experiment, and one that will attract considerable attention as the time for that issue to get ripe ap proaches. . Two privates of the First regiment, Niedermark and Garret tson, 'have been tried by court martial and.acquitted of the charge of violating the 62d article of war. As the offense these military gen tlemen were charged with was the swip ing of a couple of tickets from the society ' circus recently showing in Portland, it would seem from this that the 62d article of. war is to the effect that "thou shalt not steal circus tickets," or else that in flicting a society circus on. a trusting public should be punished with death or at least disgrace. (jain . sacks for sale at the Wasco warehouse. -. , tf All druggists sell Dr. Miles Pain Pills. - A TRAGIC ROMANCE. A Texas Desperado Whose Victims Were ' Scattered Far and Wide. The man who told the story between the puff s of his cigar was from Texas, says the Kansas City Times. -r "Clay Allison's life was a tragic romance," he began. "Clay Allison was a desperado. He lived in the Red river country in the panhandle. ' Hs trigger finger-was busiest in the early '80s. ' His record was ' twenty-one. , He : boasted of it. Twenty-one dead men, whose graves were scattered from Dodge City to Santa Fe. I myself saw him kill . Bill Chunk, a- bad man, who shot people jnst for the fun of seeing them fall. The two men had no cause for quarrel. They were the prize killers of the same section of the country. , It : was a spirit of rivalry which made them swear to shoo); each other oh sight. Their friends bet on the result of their first chance rencontre. , The met one night at a cross-road inn in New Mexico and sat down at tables opposite each other, with their drawn , six-shooters resting on their laps beneath their napkins. A plate of ' oysters on the shell had just been set before Chunk, when he dropped his hand,' in careless fashion', and sent a ball at Allison e neath the table. - Quick as a leap of lightning Allison's gun replied. A "tiny red spot between Chunk's eyes marked where the bullet entered. The dead man rolled over on the table and was 'still, with his face downward in the dish of oysters. "Allison was a large cattle owner. Ho went on a drive to Kansas City once, and while here fell in love, married, and took the woman to his home in the west to live. A child was born to them' a child whose face was as beautiful as the face of cherub, but whose poor little ' body was horribly .deformed. Allison loved the child with the great love of his passionate nature'. In the babe's misshapen and twisted form his superstitious mind read a meaning as significant as - that of .the message which, the ' Divine hand wrote on the palace walls of the king of old in Babylon. God, he thought, had visited a curse upon him for his sins. He quit his wild ways. Do drank no more. No man ever after the birth of his child fell before his deadly pistol. He was completely changed. In the- new life which followed he devoted himself with absorbing energy to his business interests. He became rich in time. Ten thousand cattle on the Texas ranges, bore his brand. A few years ago he was driving from his ranch on a heavy road wagon to town. The heavy wheels jolted down into a- deep' rut. Allison was. pitched-, headforemost to the ground. His neck was broken. The team jogged on into the distance and left him' lying there, dead and alone upon the prairie." '.,'.. ' . A COSTLY PROCEEDING. The Penalty of Asking for a Kiss in Brit six Hnrmuh. The police court reports in the Lon don papers sometimes quote the price of a kiss, which usually, lvn.'e:; lr.;m half a crown to half a 'iiovroL.-n. lic- ccrding to the temperiiuiant ci. the riirg-istrate. How ridiculously cheap t'ti is, says a writer in London Truth, will be seen from the followiujj ac count of the cost of merely asking for a kiss, which has been sent to me from India: ' .. 'Probably you will hardly credit the story, but it is quite true, and, though the names are withheld by the Allaha hv.Cl paper which gives the facts, the parties are well known. An oflicei of the Madras medical service was hold in one of the most -desirable civil surgeoncies in the province, and there he received a visit from a civilian and his wife. While driving with, the lady in a dog-cart the doctor asked her for a kiss. It was very wrong, (especially as there was a native servant si tling behind the couple), and he met with the stern repulr,e which his impudence and imprniienec invited. This exsmplary woman af terward wrote to the doctor that she had told her husband of his conduct. The doctor then wrote an abject apology, which the husband submitted to the Madras government. Without being allowed to say a word on " his own behalf, the doctor was forthwith officially advised to ' re sign the service . to avoid dismissal. Since then the Madras government has been induced to modify " its decision. The" offc-nuer is graciously permitted to serve the further nine months neces sary to qualify him for the lowest scale of pension, but he has been transferred frtfm his civil surgeoncy back to mili tary service .end packed off to a remote station in upper lJttrruab." EASILY 3ATir.RED. The Sole Object of Minnesota Couple at the World's rair.' " ' At the world's fair it was amusing. to note the diversity of objects which vis itors found the most interesting. One young woman, who was busy writing in her note-book in the atrricultural "building, hurriedly ran over to a table and pushed to the front with go much zeal that the bystanders supposed she had forgotten her purse or something else equally important; ' but having scanned the table eagerly, she merely said: "O, yes, sugar . beets," and - ran away again to a sheltered place to write it down. . Another instance was that of an old couple, weary-looking and r bundle laden, who asked a guard where the Minnesota- building could be found. He indicated the direction. , "Is it fur?" asked, the man. "Yes, about half a 'mile from here." "O dear! ' Well, come, Mary, we'll put her through now -we're here,". said the old man, shouldering his heavy bundle. ; t - - ' But the woman was more garrulous. She detained the guard long enough to explain that they lived in Minnesota twelve years and then moved to Ohio. Now they were going back to Minne sota. - , ""We was goin' through Chicago, so we jest stopped off two hours to see the fair. We don't keer much for fairs anyway; all we want to see is the Min nesota buildin', and we are bound to see that, if it takes half a day!" ' . . SlOO Reward, SIOO. The readers -of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease' that science has been able to cure n all its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure ' is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con stitutional disease, requires r a constitu tional treatment; Hall's Catarrh; Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the . founda tion of the disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the consti tution . and assisting nature to-do its work. The ' proprietors have so much faith in its cultivative powers, that they offer.One Hundred Dollars for vany case that it fails to cure. -Send for list of Testimonals. Address. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. : CSold by- Druggists, 75c. ', Married man Yan, I'm afraid I shall have to buiM soon. You see, my family is getting so numerous I shall have to throw out a wing. " Facetious bachelor Why not throw out a baby-it's cheaper. Half-Holiday. The Discovery Saved His Life. Mr. G. Caillouette, druggist, Beavers ville, 111., says: VTo Dr. King's New Discovery I owe my life. Was taken with La Grippe and tried all the physi cians for miles about, but of no avail, and .was given up and told I could not live. Having Dr. King's New Discovery in my store, I sent for a bottle and be gan its use, and from the first dose be gan to get better, and after using three bottles was up and about again. It is worth its weight in gold. We won't keep store or house without it." Get a free trial at Snipes & Kinersly's. Cholly ChumpleiKh-Yes, gloves are worn in bed at night to make the hands soft.- Miss Coldeal Indeed! Do you wear nightcaps, Mr. Chnmpleigh?-5-New York World. The regular subscription price of the Weekly Chronicle is $1.50 and the regular price of the Weekly Oeegonian is $1.50. Any one subscribing for The pCheonicle and paying for one year in advance can get both The -Chronicle and the Weekly Oeegonian for $2.00. All old subscribers paying their sub scriptions a year in advance will be en titled to the same offer. (Correctly spelled meams) Mixed Pickles, Plain Pickles, German Dill, Sweet Pickles. - : Queen Olives,; v ,,5 Saner Kraut, Pickled Pork, Pickled Pigsfeet, Pickled Lamb's Tongues, - Pickled Tripe, Fine Mackerel, Salmon, Herring, G-eorges Cod , All these and many other nice things at .' . J Ladies' and Gentlemen's Gold and Silver Watches. Large selection for Xmas Presents. I. C. Nickelsen's jQn. A. DIETRICH. Physician and Surgeon, ' , DUFUR, OREGON. . r tXF All professional calls promptly attends to, day and night. - -. aprl4 JOHN M. KANE, Physician and Surgeon. V iiUFTJR, OREGON. Late House Bnrseon, St. "Vincent's Hospital of Portland, Oregon. ' sep2S JOHN D. GXOQHEQAN, Register U. 8. Land Office, 1S90-1894.J Business Before the United States Land Office a Specialty. Wells Block, Main St., Vancouver, Clarke Co., Washington t norlS SnessorC YrecorG Grocery SEE I SEE WH AT ? C. K. STEPHENS, " . JTf yovi want anything in the, snape of i. GL OT . For Man or Woman,. Our Christmas Utlerm ' ; -We will give to every purchaser of One Dollar's worth of " i Goods in any of our departments, a chance in the follow "." ing three prizes : . - . One-hxindred-piece China Elegant "Meteor" Banq.net Lamp.' ; " . , . Beautiful French Dressed The Dramlug to eome off on -REMEMBER Headquarters for - Also carry a full FANCY AND STAPLE. CROCKERY We are Still a!rid We are selling 'more goods than ever, - for the simple' reason that V. Our PRICES We pay more for Produce than any. other dealer in The Dalles. -. Consult Your Interests,' and Trade with: JOLES, Telephone No. 20. f WTiea the Train, stops at THE DALLESget off on the South Side" ...... AT TH - fiBW COliUMBlfl HOTEL. - '.'' This large and popular House does the principal hotel business, and Is prepared Co furnish the Best Accommodations of any " " : Hop.8e In the city, and at the low rate of . . $1.00 per Day. - pirst - Office for all Stage Twines . points In Bastern Oregon in this Hotel. Corner of Front and Union Sts. -"'"' . Successor to Paul Kreft & Co. DEALER IN ,:".' PAINTS, OILS And the Most Complete and WALL. PAPER. WALL PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER1 and PAPER HANGER. None but the best brands of J. V. 'MASURY'S PAINTS need mopt skilled workmen employed. Agents -for Alasary Liquid Paints.. No che Da ice 1 combination or soap mixture. A first-class article in all colors. All orders promptly attended to. Store and Paint Shon corner Third and H A f r"Y ' C conn Bfl W W L W and .RUCTION noOJVT ; -. : ' . Op. Warfl, Kerns & RoDertson's Limy Stalls, on Second St." Second-hand Furniture Bought Sold, Money Loaned on Jewelry and other Valuables. AUCTION EVERY SATURDAY'ifaoorpVop erty placed with too at reasonable .commission. Give me a call.. Pipe iWoFE, Tin BBpairs auflHoofi y' MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third . Street, next H I N O. . ..''"'"- Boy, Girl or.Baby. g Dinner Set. Doll, Christmas Eve at 10 o'eloek. WE ARE: Christmas Goods and complete line of GROCERIES, - AND GLASSWARE, &c. Xj. iEOlKnDIEIDsr Sc CO, in It, You Know It. are RIGHT. COLLINS & CO, THE RELIABLE FIRM Qlass Teals, 25 Ccpts. leaving The Dallea for all and Kastern Washington, - T. TV NICHOLAS, Propr. AND GLASS. Latest Patterns and Designs in in all our work, and none but the Washington Sts.. . The Dalles, Oreoi UNDER PRESSURE door ; west ; of Young v Kuss' OS PROFESSIONAL. H. H. RIDDELL Attoknbt-at-Law Office Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. . a. b. nurua. ruxx sihiri. DUF0R, A MENKFKK Attobnits - at-uw-Rooms 42 and nvr Post Jtfiee Buildine. Entrance on Wuhimnnti stnwt rhe Dalles. Oregon. . 8. BENNETT, ATTORNE V-AT-LA W . Of . fine in Schanno's hnildinv. nn tnl tk. Dulles, Oregon. . , J. B. CONDON. . . J. -W. CONDON. ' CONDON 5t CONDON, ATVORNEYS AT LAW ' Office on Court street. ODDOSite the old court house, The Dalles, Or. s B. S. HUNTINGTON. H. 8. WTLSON. HCNTINGTON & WILSON Attobskts-at-uw Offices, French's block over rst Na tional Bans. Dallea. Oregon. H. WILSON Attobmbt-at-law Rooms French & Co.'s bank building, , Second treet. The Dalles, Oregon. J SUTHERLAND, M. D C. M.; T. T. M. C. M. C. P. and S. O., Physician and Snr- geon. Rooms 3 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Xhorabury's, west end of Second ' street. . .: - . DR. E8HELMAN (HOMOEOPATHIC) PHYSICIAN and Burgeon. Calls answered promptly - lay or night, city or country. . Chapman block. Office No. 86 and . wtf D B. O. D. DOANB PHYSICIAN AND 8DK 8KON. . Office: rooms & and 6 Chapman -llock. Residence: ft. K. corner Court and fourth streets, sec md door from the corner jmce nours iioua. m., 2 to & and 7 to 8 r: u. I). 1DDALL Dbntist. Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth fct on Bowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of , oe iioiaen iwui.aecoaa atreer. TEE. CHUKCBKS. Sjl. rr. 1 1 n.o unuavn ivev. racner d ronh exBST Pastor. Low Mass every Bundav at 7 a. k. High Mast, at 10:30 A. K. Vespers at IT. M. FIR8T BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. T ay lob. Pastor. Moraine services everv Bab- Da th at the academy at 11 a. h. Sabbath' School immediately alter morning services Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's ret lence.: union services in tne court nouse at P.M. - - - '- CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. O Co KTis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. K. and 7 p. M. Sunday School after mornins service. ' Strangers cordially invited. Seata free. f E. CHURCH Rev. J. Whiblib, pastor.. Services everv Sunday moraine at 11 a. m. Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock r M. Epworth League at 6:80 p. M. Prayer meeting every l nHrsaay evening at i :bu o ciock. a coraiai in vitation is extended by both pastor and people to alL , EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street, Rev. A. Horn, pastor. Services at 11:80 a.m. Sunday-school at 2:30 p.m A cordial welcome a everv one. - . SOCIETIES. Wk&CO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F: A A. M. Meets first and third Monday of each month at 7 . u. DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets in Masonic II all the third Wednesday if each month at 7 P. M. Vf ODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. JX Mt. Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even :ng of each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7 :30 p. m. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K. of P hall, corner Second and Court streets. Sojourning brothers are welcome. g. Clqugh, Beo'y. H. A. Biixa.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. ., K. of P. Meets every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in jchanno's building, corner of Court and Second ttreets. Sojourning members are cordially in vited. W. L. BRADSHAW, D. W.Vapsb, K. of R. and B- C. C. ASSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets In K of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes lavs of each month at 7 :80 p. m. WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon t 8 o'clock at the reading room. All are invited. FERN LODGE, DEGREE OF HONOR, NO. 25. Meets in Fraternity Hall, Second street, ' every Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. . i Mbs. Mamie Briggs, C. of H.. . . Mas. B. J. Russell, Financier. - nrvHE DALLES LODGE No. 2, I.O.G.T. Reg X nlar weekly meetings Friday at 8 p. K., a Dinbmork Parish, Beo'y. TEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meets in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, en Second treet, Thursday evenings at 7 :S0. C. F. 8TEPHEN8, W. 8 Mybbs, Financier. M. W TAS. NEBMITH POST, No. 82, G. A. R. Meets rj, every oararoay at i:eu p. m., in tne ii.. ot r. AMERICAN RAILWAY UNION, NO. 40. Meets second and fourth Thursdays each month in K. of P. hall. . - J. W. Rkady, W. H. Jones, Bec'y. Pres. B OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in the K of P. HaU. . GESANG . VEREIN Meets every Sundav evening in the K. of P. Hall. B- OF L, F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meeta in K. of P. Hall the first and third Wednes lay of each month, at 7:30 p. m. . we wisD to announce tnat we have made a specialty of . Winter Blooming Bulbs. HTAOnTTHS and LILLIES, We are prepared to fnrniah on short notice cut flowers ' for all occasions; also ' pot plants and wires. John Pashek, Theil " v -IN THB Old. . Rtrmovy , fiailding, Washington Street, between Second ' bet. Second and Third, . - ' CftT-Hiu Just received the latest styles in . . Suitings for Gentlemen, and has a large assortment of Foreign and Amer lean Cloths, which he can finish To Order lor those that favor him. Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty. HAkRY LlEBE, PRACTICAL : - "- . 'yp , All worit promptly attended to, -. , -and warranted. Can now be -found at 162 Second street. ; ' ' stuQilng Gieeiouse erchant Tailor Watchmaker Jeweler