C2J Tnz Dalles Daily Ghfoniele. SUBSCRIPTION BATES. BT MAIL, POSTAGE ?BIPAH, IN ADVANCK. Weekly, 1 year.... 1 60 " 6 months 0 76 " 8 " 0 60 Daily, 1 year 6 00 " 6 months. 8 00 " per ' 0 60 Address all communication to " THE CHRON ICLE." The Dalles, Oregon. TUESDAY. - - NOVEMBER 27. 1894 WHAT FOR, AND . WHYt Our lusty young contemporary, the Sun of Portland, is disposed to be face tious at the expense of those citizens of The Dalles who visited the Cascades Saturday. From the tone of the report er's article it is easily seen that the Portland gentlemen were disposed to make merry over what they are pleased to call the "spell-bound baker's dozen from The Dalles." There are two sides to that question, and the "spell-bound baker's dozen" came home with some very queer ideas concerning Portland's chamber of commerce and Portland's leading men. The Dalles doesn't sport chamber of commerce now; so when an invitation was received, coming os tensibly from the Portland chamber of commerce, for The Dalles to send down a. delegation to meet a number of said chamber of commerce, about twenty re sponded. They did not know that the Portland people did not know that no body knew anything about the affair. The Dalles people are onto their job, all right, but did not know that the recep tion of Portland's chamber of commerce and the Sun's "dernier bourne" was her job. So when the solemn procession of 100 gentlemen bent their silk tiles and $14 ulsters againstthe incline, with the -wild rush of a funeral procession, and passed us yahoos ignobly by, most of us took a walk. We had examined the canal many a time, so we turned over our interest in the job to our noble Port land brethren. It was 'a - touching Bight, that well re paid the coldness of our reception, to see the noble procession, headed by Sena tor Dolph, as it reached the walls of the canal, and with the good senator's aid, discovered a hole in the same. The cable shaft excited wonder, and one by one they gazed down into its impene trable blackness, and one and all pro nounced it the most interesting hole to which their individual attention had ever been called. . The valve shaft proved another interesting hole, down which, after the eenator had scared the bogeys away, each in turn stooped to look. We could not find it in our hearts to break in on so interesting a scene, so dropping a few sad tears, we left them there. We understand the rain chased them back to their boat, which they found, presumably, without trouble, as ours had left. In conclusion, we will say that the meeting was not a delightful one ; but aa we have the canal between us, and the matter as to who invited anyone, and why, was, and is still a mystery, why let's shake hands across the b y chasm. And as for our contemporary's mysti fied reporter, if he has not yet learned why he visited the locks, he is at least as well off as his paper's readers. Did not he, too, gaze into the profound hole? and did he not form intimate acquaint ance with caterer, waiter, steward and cook? Did he not size up and mingle with senators and U. S. engineers ; well known orators and epauletted militia gentlemen of the rankest or rankingest kind? Tom Tongue and Dan Murphy and two Days? Goto! thou insatiate mothl What wouldst thou? THE CZAR MARRIED. The czar of Russia and Princess Alix of Hesse were married at St. Petersburg Monday. All the schools were closed for three days to give tne children a holi day, and 40,000 poor people dined at the expense of the czar. In honor of his wedding the czar remits various debts to the crown, including the repay ments of grants made to peasants on account of famines. On of the peculiar things is the abandonment of the prose cution of offenders for treason, who have not been discovered for fifteen years. The civil rights of the Poles engaged in the rebellion of 1863 are restored. If the czar could get married about once a month Russia would become by and by a good government. Mount Ranier became visible Sunday for the first time since last Wednesday, when it was reported to have "blown its head off." It is plainly to be seen now that it never did anything of the kind. Tacoma people say that the smoke mentioned by Seattle people was " only vapor, but the Seattle folks' still in , sist it was smoke. The Seattle smoke theory has some strong backing in Mr. Henry Surrey, who was at one time on a ship becalmed for three days in sight of MU Etna. After that it would be little short of insult to intimate that Mr. Henry Surrey did hot know smoke from vapor. Mr. Surrey has also seen other volcanoes. If that knowledge does not stop the' Tacoma vaporings, then Ta- comaites understand not the elements of logic. Mr. Sidney Dell, who is a thorough and honest friend of silver, thinks that gold has increased its purchasing power 100 per cent by the demonetization of silver; that property values are re duce'! at least one-half in consequence thereof. He therefore proposes that silver instead of gold be made the stan dard. - This is all very well as far as it goes, but the trouble is we can only at the most make it go as far as our juris diction extends, that is within the boun daries of the United States. This being true, Mr. Dell would find in measuring his values by the silver standard, that he was using two six inch measures, in stead of one of a foot. The president has had the tails of his horses docked. This is a piece of un necessary cruelty to f he horses, but it puts them in closer accord with the administration. 9100 Steward, S100. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a con stitutional disease, requires a constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Care is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the founda tion of the disease, and giving the pa tient strength by building up the consti tution and assisting nature to do its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its cultivative powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of Testimonals. Address. F. J. Chenby & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75c. 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Meets in Fraternity Hall, Second street, every Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. Mbs. Mamie Bbiggs, C. of H. Mas. B. J. Russell, Financier. rpHE DALLES LODGE No. 2, I. O. G. T. Reg L ular weekly meetings Friday at 8 p. M., a K. of P. Hall. J. 8. Wikzlib, C. T. Dinsmorb Parish, Sec'y. -pEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meets A in Fraternity Mail, over Kellers, en second treet, Thursday evenings at 7 :8U. C. F. 8TEPHEN8, W. S Myxrs, Financier. M. W TA8. NE8MITH POST, No. 82, G. A. R. Meets tj every tsaturaay at 7: so p. in the k. of r. nail. A MERICAN RAILWAY UNION, NO. 40. .ijL. meets second ana lourtn i nursaays eacn montn in oi f. nan. j. w . kkady, W. H. Jones, Bec'y. Pres. B OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in tne l oi tr. Man. GE8ANG VEREIN Meets every Sundav evening In the K. of P. Hall. W -A -M-ij A'. A-SA V IDAvW f HVt 1U( iUCCUl 111 k. ot Jf. uau tne nrst ana tmra weanes- lay of each month, at 7 ;3U p. m. Ladies' and Gentlemen' Gold and Silver Watches. Large selection for Xmas Presents. I. C. Nickelsen's. JOHN D. GEOQHEGAN, , Register TJ. 8. Land Office, 1890-1894. Business Before the United States Land Office a Specialty. ; Wells Block, Main St., Vancouver, Clarke Co., Washington novi "Only the Scars Remain5 fl.ys Henry Hudson, of the James femitu woolen Machinery Co., Philadelphia, Pa., who certi fies as follows: '" "Among the many testimoni als which I see iii regard to cer tain medicines performing cures; cleansing the blood, etc., none impress me more tlian my own case. Twenty years ago, at the age of 13 years, I bad swellings come on my legs, which broke and became run ning sores. Our family phy sician could do me no good, aud it was feared that the bones would be affected. At last, my goOd, old IVJother Urged Mo to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla. I took three bottles, the sores healed, and I have not i been troubled since. Only the scars remain, and the memory of the past, to remind mo of tlie good' Ayer's Sarsaparilla lias dono me. I now weiii h two hundred and twenty pounds, and am in the Iwst of health. I have been on the rood for the past twelve years, have noticed Ayer's Sar saparilla advertised in all part.s ot the United States, and always take pleas ure in telling what good it did for me." Ayer's Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Maes. Cures others, will cure you (Correctly spelled meatus) Mixed Pickles, Flam Pickles, G-erman Dill, Sweet Pickles. Queen Olives, Saner Kraut, Pickled Pork, . Pickled Pigsfeet, Pickled Lamb's Tongues, Pickled Tripe, Pine Mackerel, Salmon, Herring, Georges Cod. All these and many other nice things at Harry' Libe, PRACTICAL Watchmaker Jeweler All work promptly attended to, and warranted. Can now be found at 162 Second street. 15 'lis 3 S SnessorC YrecorG Ckossen'S Grocery SEE! SEE WHAT? C. F STEPHENS, If you want anything in the shape of CLOTH I NG, , For Man or Woman, Boy, Girl or Baby. . SUNiM ELL., ipe WorR, Tm Repairs aqit RooHng MAINS TAFPED UNDER PRESSURE. Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss' . Blacksmith Shop. PROFESSIONAL. II. Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. I. B. DUFTJR. FRANK. MIKirtl. OTJFUR, & MENEFEE Attobjjbys - AT law Rooms 42 and 43, over Post rare Building, Entrance on Washington Street The Dalles, Oregon. - t 8. BENNETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Of-.-V flee in Schanno's building, np stairs. The Jalles, Oregon. - J. B. CONDON. . J. W. CONDON. CONDON & CONDON, ATVORNEYS AT LAW Office on Court street, opposite the old court house, The Dalles, Or. B. S. HUNTINGTON. H. 8. "WILSON. HUNTINGTON S WILSON ATTOBSKT8-AT-uw Offices, French's block over first Na tional Bank Dalles. Oregon. 7 H. WILSON Attornk y-at-i-aw Rooms French dc Co.'s bank building, Second street. The Dalles, Oregon. ' J SUTHERLAND, M. 1 C. M. ; F. T. M. C. M. C. P. and S. O., Physician and Sur geon. Rooms 3 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Thornbury's, west end -of Second street. D R. ESHELMAN (HOMOEOPATHIC) PHYSICIAN and Stjrqkon. Calls answered Tjromntlv lay or night, city or country. Office No. 86 and lUDapman diock. - wrj D B. O. D. DOANE PHYSICIAN AND suk- sron. Office; rooms 6 and 6 Chapman . r ii . Residence : 8. E. corner Court and Fourth street, sec md door from the corner )ce hours 9 to 12 A. II.. 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 P. M 1 'IDDALL, Dentist. Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth -i uu flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of Me Golden Tooth. Second Street. THE CHCUCHES. T. METERS CHURCH Rev. Father Brons O exBST Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 'a. x. High Mass at 10:30 A. K. Vespers at ' r. h. T7URST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. Tat V lob, Pastor. Morning services every Bab oath at the academy at 11 A. M. Sabbath School immediately after morning services Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's res lence. Union services in the court house at P. M. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C Curtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 v. M. and 7 P. K. Sunday School after morning service. Strangers cordially Invited. Beats free. ME. CHURCH Rev. J. Whislxr, pastor. Services every Sunday morning at 11 a. m. Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock r x. Epworth League at 6:80 p. M. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. A cordial in vitation is extended by both pastor and people toalL EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street, Rev. A. Horn, pastor. Services at 11:30 a.m. Sunday-school at 2:80 p.m A cordial welcome o evary one. We wish to announce that we have made a specialty of Winter Blooming. , Bulbs, HYACINTHS and LILLIES, POTTED PLANTS of All Kinds. We are prepared to furnish on short notice cat flowers or all occasions ; also pot plants and wires. John Pashek, - The Merchant Tailor, IN THE Old Hftnopy Building, Washington Street, between Second bet. Second and Third, 4 VHa just received the latest styles in Suitings for Gentlemen, and has a large assortment of Foreign and Amer lean Cloths, which he can finish To Order for those that tavor nun. Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. TRANSACT A GENERALBANKING BUSINESS Letters of Credit issued available in the - Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, egon and Washington. Collections made at all points on f av orable terms. THE SiuDiinq Greennouse The Fifth -OF Gesang Verein Hsionie, -AT BALDWI N OPERA HOUSE," Thanksgiving Eve, lov. 28, '94. Music furnished by The Dalles Orchestra Union. Grand march at 8:30 p. m. " ; " ' Tickets, including lady and gentlemen, 75 cents. - - Tickets ou sale at all principle business houses. RECEPTION COMMITTEE: CARL GOTTFRIED, F. A. SEUFERT, THEO. PRINZ, AUGUST BUCHLER and HANS HANSEN. " FLOOR MANAGERS: E. JACOBSEN, JOHN C. HERTZ, THEO. SEUFERT, FRED WEIGEL. Our Christmas Offering We will give to every purchaser of One Dollar's worth of Goods in any of our departments, a chance in the follow ing three prizes : ' " One-hnndred-piece China Dinner Set. Elegant "Meteor" Banquet Lamp. Beautiful Trench Dressed Doll. The Dfaming to'eome off on REMEMBER WE ARE Headquarters for Also carry a full FANCY AND STAPLE CROCKERY When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get off on the South Side AT TM ...... ' ' fiBW COLtOvlBm HOTELt. . . ..ofo.' ; This large and popular House does tbe principal hotel business, and is prepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any House in the city, and at the low rate of $1.00 per Day. - first Qass Ieals, 25 Cei?ts. Office for -all Stage Lines points in Eastern Oregon In this Hotel. Corner of Front and Union Sts. "757". "V XT Successor to Paul Kreft & Co. -DEALER IN- PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS. And tbe Most Complete and Latest Patterns and Designs in j WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER and PAPER HANGER. None but the best brands of J. W. MASURY'S PAINTS used in all our work, and none but the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masury Liquid Paints. No chem ical combination or soap mixture. A first-clasa article in all colors. All orders promptly attended to. Store and Faint Shon corner Third and Washington Sts.. The Dalles,' 0re-oB What? Where? J KJ U O and RucTion noojw. Opj. Wari, Kerns & Eilertsoa's Iirar Stalls, on SBtoii St Second-hand Furniture Bought : Sold. Money Loaned on Jewelry and other Valuables. AUCTION EVERY SATURDAY !;3?.timK00s:cl.?Zo erty placed -with me at reasonable commission. Give me at call. JOHN M. KANE, . Physician and Surgeon. iiTJFUR, OREGON. . Late Honse Barseon, St. Vincent's Hospital of Portland, Oregon. . . sep2t Annual Ball THE- THE- Christmas Eve at 10 o'eloek. Christmas Goods and complete line of . GROCERIES, AND GLASSWARE, &c. Ti- lEOIEIDIEILSr &c CO. leaving; Tbe Dalles for all and Kastern Washington, ft T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr. Hand-Corded Corsets, Health Reform Waists, Nursing Corsets, Misses' Waists, Children's Waists, Shoulder Braces and Hose Supporters made to order. At the Pacific Corset Company's Factory, north east of the Fair Grounds. It desired each garment will be fitted before being finished. Call at the fac tory and examine our goods, or drop a card in the office, and our agent will call and secure your order. J-JK. A. DIETRICH; Physician and Surgeon, DTJFTJB, OREGON. P&r- All professional calls promptly attende to, aay ana mgnt. - ' aprl4