CM) - A 1 D Q M Bran and Shorts (Diamond Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices. Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest Telephone No. 61. Mrs. Nagger We've, been married " nearly ten years and yon have never been to church since the wedding day. Mr. Nagger Urn well, a burnt child dreads the fire, you know. Town Topics. Marvelous results. From a letter written by Rev. J. Gun derman, of Dimondale, Mich., we are permitted to make this extract: "I have no hesitation in recommending Dr. King's New Discovery, as the results were almost marvelous in the case of my wife. While I was pastor of the Baptist Church at .Rivers junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeed ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of coughing would last hours with little in terruption and it seemed as if she could not survive them. A friend recom mended Dr. Kingis New Discovery ; it was quick in its work and highly satis factory in results." Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's Drug Store. Reg ular size 50c. aud $1.00. "Rum brought you here, I presume," said the prison visitor. "That's what," said Rubberneck Bill. "After this when I get out I am goin' to stick to what I was raised on gin."' Indianapolis Journal. Henry Wilson, the postmaster at Welshton, Florida, says he cared a case ot diarrhoea of long standing in six hours -with one small bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. "What a pleasant surprise that must have been to the sufferer. Such cures are not . unusual with this remedy. In many instances only one or two doses are re- quired to give permanent relief. It can always de depended upon. When re duced with water it is pleasant to take. iFor sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gists. . This is the hunting season, when men handle their guns with the muzzel point ed toward themselves, and the accident columns in the newspapers are long and lamentable. Buffalo Express. When persons are weak and languid, from sickness or overwork, feel debil itated and depressed, it is an indication that the blood is out of order, aud they need help to throw off the miserable feeling. The best remedy for this pur pose is Dr. J. H. McLean's Strength ening Cordial and Blood Purifier. It re stores lost strength, gives vigor to cir culation, promotes good appetite and a flow of cheerful spirits. Price $1.00 per bottle. For sale by the Snipes-Kinersly Vegetarian (who has been chased across the fence by cattle) "Just wait you stupid brutes. From this moment I am no longer a vegetarian." Flie gende Blatter. Notice of Proposed Street Improvement By order of the Council of Dalles City, notice is hereby given that the portion of the east side of Union street, com mencing on the south line of Fourth street, Dalles City, and extending south erly to where the north line of the alley which forms the north line of the public school grounds intersects said street, said public school grounds being situ ated on both sides of Union street be tween said alley and the bluff, shall be improved by the construction of a plank ' sidewalk eight feet in width along the east side of said street. Dated this 20th day of October, 1894. Douglas S; Dufuk, Recorder for Dalles City. r.ost. , Yesterday afternoon between the courthouse and Newman's store, two notes. One made Jan. 1, 1893, due one day after date; amount $124, payable to Martin Wing, signed by Steve wing. One dated March, 1893, amount $100, payable to F. H. Woodcock, signed by Mike Kened and George Miller, Finder will please leave them at the sheriff's office. nl4-d2wl Cord Wood. We again have an abundant snpply of dry fir and hard wood for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be favored with, a liberal share of the . trade.- Jos. T. Peters & Co. Pot on Tone Glasses and Look at This From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to CiEO. VV. KOWLAND, 113 Third St. The Dalles, Or. Wanted. Some- good second hand harness, Must be cheap Cash. Address, W. X, this office. Seed Rye. Peed Oats. Rolled Barley. Poultry and Eggs bought and sold. Choice Groceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. Living Prices. Cor. Second and Union Sts. IT WAS NO CAT." The Malodorous Experience of Two Un- sophisticated Policemen. Two policemen were trudging along their beat on Pequot avenue, in the heart of New London, at a late hour the other night, says the Boston Her ald, and they were not hunting at all not scenting game at any rate when a thickset looking cat sauntered along the sidewalk, clad in a gay striped suit fashionable in country walks, at this season. "Kitty! Kitty!" caUeo" one patrolman, kindly. "Come here, kee-eety!'' and then he tapped the stranefer gently with the tip of his night stick. But it was not a cat in the least not a cat of the kind they were used to and it grossly and basely abused their confidence, and so they fairly ham mered the stuffing out of theoingrate ful beast, both men did. In fact it seemed as if they could never get their fill of satisfaction out of it, so brimful of indignation and resent ment and other emotions and things were they; and then they bore the frail remains of their prey into the police station with more deference than ten derness. But the police captain temporarily excused them from doing further duty in the populous and cultured walks of the town, and nightly now -they patrol a lonesome and sequestered picket in the far outskirts, and relations are strained between them and the rest of their fellow-citizens. A New View of the Ox. "A railroad train that I was on the other day," 'said a man, "went with a rush and a roar across a little bridge "under which at that moment there was a man driving an ox team. A moment later as we rushed on we saw the team out on the road, the oxen jumping and skipping and apparently trying to run away. The driver was standing in the cart and swinging his goad around and bringing it down on them with vigor ous whacks; finally he cRecked 'em. I don't pretendto know much about oxen, maybe they're given to running away, but to me it was a new view of the dull and plodding ox." A Kentucky Indictment. , A few years ago a Kentucky grand jury brought in an indictment in which it stated that the defendant ".did un lawfully, willfully and maliciously kill and destroy one pig, the personal prop erty of George Pigg, the said pig being of value to the aforesaid George Pigg. The pig thus killed weighed about twenty-five pounds and was a mate of some other pigs owned by said George Pigg, which, left George Pigg a pig less than he (said George Pigg) had of pigs, and thus ruthlessly tore said pig from the society of George Pigg's other pigs against the peace and dignity of the commonwealth of Kentucky." An exchange reports that grease weed which- is invading the country from the north is likely to prove al most as damaging ,as the Russian thistle. If the grain shocks are allowed to stand very long in the fields which were sowed to clover last spring they are liable to kill the plants they cover and thus create bare spots in the fields. A flowing match is announced as one of the features of the Iowa state fair this year. This method will be adopted for determining the relative merits of the implements placed upon exhibition. Wickwike "1 vcia you, old "boy, there's nothing like a baby to brighten up a man's home." Yabsly "Yes. I've noticed that the gas seems to be at full height in your house almost any hour of the night. Harlem Life. Btteklen'a Arincs Salve. The best salve in the world' for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin- ersly. Notice. All city warrants registered prior to January 2, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Burget, City Treas. Dated Dalles Cty, Aug. 1. 1894. Another Call. All county, warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre' sentation at my office. Interest ceases after Sept. 10th. ; ' Wm. Michbll, County Treasurer. The Chboxicle prints the news. ABOU I -trvitSt-tMS. The Significance of Many of Them Shrond ' ed in Mystery. - - What the learned Dr. Aiken once calrefc"A Visible Image -of an Invisible Thing,'" in! fact the emblem, has so lit tle record' in modern times, that even the encyclopedias give concerning' it only the dictionary definition. Yet two centuries ago it formed the subject for the work of some of the best writers, painters and engravers of Eu rope; while antiquity has illustrated it vn a myriad of forms, the meaning of which is in thousands of instances lost to us in the mystery and darkness that overshadows the history of so much of human life. .Any object which presents at a glance a meaning, beyond its mere ap pearance is an emblem. The torch for Illumination, the scales for Justice, the anchor for Hope, the owl for Wisdom, the butterfly for the Soul, the scythe and hour-glass for death. The first at tempt at writing was emblematical, and Chinese writing is so to this day. So were the Egyptian hieroglyphics and the same can be said of our own Indian picture writing. All coinage, from the first Hebrew shekel to the last American dollar; all the flags of all nations; all state or na tional seals, are emblematical of some thing. The cross, the crown, the scep ter, the miter, every church steeple in every land, mosque, minaret and pago da, "temple and shrine, idol and fetish, all are emblems. Every letter in every language, every figure, the sign of every trade and pro fession, the roses of England, the lilies of France, Ireland's shamrock and Scotland's thistle, are all emblems. And yet, strangely enougn, it is only by persistent search that one can find put even the least about the origin of this class of art, the meaning of its varied forms, the hidden sense being often lost utterly while only the form remains. HIS LEG WAS BROKEN. Bnt It Was a Wooden Lcc and Didn't Hurt Sim Seriously. Police officers detailed in charge of postal wagons see more of the woes and ills of suffering humanity than most people. Late one night a short time ago a Chicago saloonkeeper called for the ambulance from the West Chicago avenue station, saying there was a man lying on the sidewalk near Carpenter and Front streets badly injured and unconscious. The unfortunate was bundled into the ambulance and landed in the examining room at the county hospital. On the way to the hospital the sufferer became partially conscious and indicated that his right leg was the cause of great discomfort. He could not speak English, bnt the officers understood that his right leg had been injured. In the examining room he made an extremely wry face when the physican approached, and it was then discovered he had been drink ing heavily. The physician felt the man's right leg between the knee and ankle without drawing up the panta loons or exposing the skin, and found the lone broken "badly four or five inches above the ankle, and the pa tient was then removed to the operating room. Here a more complete examin ation was made, and it was . learned the man's right leg was broken in the most terrible manner. When the patient saw the condition of his leg he actually shed tears. It was a wooden leg, and he was drunk and bemoaning the expense to be incurred in the pur chase cf another leg. HOME VIEWS OF EDISON. Some of Ills Neighbors Don't Believe That He Is Such a Wonder, After Ail. Prophets are not the only great peo ple without honor in their own coun try, said a man who had spent some time at Menlo Park looking for Thoma! A. Edison. I wanted to see the experi mental apparatus on which the Ameri can wizard is at work with a view to re ducing iron ore by electricity The workmen told me I could see it only with the permission of Mr. Edison, whom I could find somewhere about the place. To my disappoincment I failed to find him, but I had an in structive search. The people there abouts do not think the inventor of the kinetoscope is such a very great man. "He only got.it (the idea) accidental ly," said one woman. ' On my way out I met a locomotive engineer who knew Edison, and he told me with great glee of a really practical accomplishment of the inventor's abil ity to. run a locomotive. "EdiSon once roda in my cab," he said, "and he told me how, when he was a train dispatcher, he once forgot orders and allowed two trains on the same section of track. He corrected his mistake, but not so soon that the es cape from collision was due to him, and he was discharged. While waiting for a train to the next town it was in the west an accident happened to an en gineer who was to take an important train up the road. No one to replace him was at hand, and Edison took his place and ran the train. Think of that!" added the engineer. A BISHOP'S BAD NIGHT. Popped Into a "Spare Bed" in Which Sil ver Was Stored. An eminent bishop who was quar tered in the house of the wealthiest resident in a certain village, while his host s wife was away, occupied- the "spare bed." He is a thin man, and when his host inquired in the morning how he had slept and hoped he had passed an agreeable night, he an swered, with some vehemence: "No, I did not; I passed a very disagreeable night, indeed. The bishop departed, and when the wife of his host returned she naturally inquired who had been in the house in her absence. "Bishop P ," said the husband. "Bishop P ! Where did you put him to sleep? "In the spare bed, of course." ' "In the spare bed!" shrieked the hor rified matron. 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