FEE! a I-: GROG B Q Bran and Snorts (Diamond Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices. Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lo-west Telephone No. 61. Miss Lakeside-r-Ob, I wish I didn't love Jack ! Mrs. Van Pullman Why? I thought you were going to marry him ! Miss Lakeside I am, and I'm afraid I'll just go on loving him, so that it'll break my heart to get a divorce boo-boo! Marvelohs results. From a letter written by Rev. J. Gun derman, of Dimondale, Mich., we are permitted to make this extract: "I have no hesitation- in recommending Dr. King's New Discovery, as the results were almost marvelous in the case of my wife. While I was pastor of the Baptist Church at Rivers junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeed ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of coughing would last hours with little in terruption and it seemed as if she could not survive them. A friend recom mended Dr. King ia New Discovery ; it was quick in its work and highly satis factory in results." Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's Drug Store. Reg ular size 50c. aud $1.00. His elegant attire was lost upon her, "Curse it," he muttered, when he perceived that such was the fact. His money being gone, he had staked his fall overcoat on the mare. "Curse it." jShe.ran fourth. Henry Wilson, the postmaster at Velshton, Florida, says he cured a case .of diarrhoea of longstanding in six hours with one small bottle of Chamberlain's -Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. 'What a pleasant surprise that must have .been to the sufferer. Such cures are not unusual with this remedy. In many instances only one or two doses are re quired to give permanent relief. It can always de depended upon. When re duced with water it is pleasant to take. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gists. Higgles What are those Chicago peo ple ehouting "A sail! a sail!" for? Piggies Probably Miss de Million and the prince have come to terms after all. The Matchmaker. When persons are weak and languid, from sickness or overwork, feel debil itated and depressed, it is an indication that the blood is out of order, aud they need help to throw off the miserable feeling. The best remedy for this pur poee is Dr. J. H. McLean's Strength - ening Cordial and Blood Purifier. It re stores lost strength, gives vigor to cir culation, promotes good appetite and a flow of cheerful spirits. Price $1.00 per bottle. For sale by the Snipes-Kinersly What interesting stories of travel Duflix tells ! He must have roved a great deal." "Nao he's always been here. But his mind wanders." Notice of Proposed Street Improvement By order of the Council of Dalles City, notice is hereby given that the portion of the east side' of Union street, com mencing on the south line of Fourth street, Dalles City, and extending south erly to where the north line of the alley which forms the north line of the public school grounds intersects said street, said public school grounds being situ ated on both sides of Union street be tween said alley and the bluff, shall be improved by the construction of a plank sidewalk eight feet in width along the ' east side of said street. ' Dated this 20th day of October, 1894. Douglas S. Dufur, Recorder for Dalles City. Lost. Yesterday afternoon between the courthouse and Newman's store, two notes. One made Jan. 1, 1893, due one day after date; amount $124, payable to Martin Wing, signed by Steve wing. One dated March. 1893, amount $100, payable to F. H. Woodcock, signed by Mike Kened and George Miller, Finder will please leave them at the sheriffs office. n!4-d2wl Cord Wood. We again have an abundant supply of dry fir and bard wood for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be fayored with a liberal share of the trade. Jos. T. Pbtkes & Co. Pat on Tour Glasses and Look at This From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to Geo. W. Rowland, 113 Third St, The Dalles, Or. i . Wanted. Some good second hand harness. Must be cheap Cash. Address, W. X. this office. Seed Rye. Feed Oats. Rolled Barley. Poultry and Eggs bought and sold. Choice Groceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. Living Prices. - Cor. Second and Union Sts. EVEN THE KING Had to Make a Return Like a Common Citizen. Of all the extraordinary communica tions that have ever reached King, Humbert since he ascended to the throne, says a iBome letter, one which he received the other day for the purpose of inquiring1 in all seriousness whether he could read or write was perhaps the most extraordinary. And, to make matters worse, he was in formed that he was required to give proof that he possessed a certain amount of education to do so. The let ter in question was inot the work of some irresponsible crank, but was a full-fledged communication bearing' the signature of the burgomaster, or mayor, of the little town of Rheme Notre Dame, in Piedmont, where King' Humbert happened to own some landed property. As a land owner of the district the name of the king figures on the elec toral register, and every citizen,, be fore he is permitted to cast his vote, is obliged to furnish satisfactory evidence that he can read and write. Of course King Humbert has complied with the demands of the burgomaster, and has set an example to his subjects by per forming his duties as a citizen. Italy is about the only country where such an incident could occur, since in other monarchical countries, particu larly England, the sovereign and the prince of the blood are subjected to the same restrictions as the peers of the realm, and are debarred from cast ing votes at the polls for the lower house of the legislature,- the theory being that, possessing by virtue of their birth seats in the house of lords, it is not proper that they should in any way influence the elections to the lower chamber. THIS MAN'S SIN. Ills Single Aim Was to tiet an Advertise ment and Me Succeeded. Stand in the public thoroughfare gazing at anything real or imaginary and the dozens who gather round you will multiply soon into hundreds, and, if you. stick to it, perhaps thousands. A crowd as big as the street could hold for a block gathered round a sign painter. They rallied in curious excite ment and dispersed in disappointed disgust. "My Sin," in huge naming letters, was what the painter had already printed. If ever a crowd was bent on anything it was on the discovery of what that sin was. They asked each other what it might be and hazarded guesses while the man laid by his red paint pot and brought forth a green instead. What .would the next word be? The crowd grew so excited they called to the man: "What is it?" "Tell us." "Go on." "Hurry." "Paint quick if you won't talk," until it seemed he might grow too bothered to print any thing. But he did. He printed out in small green letters, added to the gigantic "Sin," the sylla ble "gle," and when the sign was done it read: "My single aim is to sell at a nominal profit." Cotton from Wood. An artificial cotton, said to be much cheaper than the natural, is reported from France. It is made from the wood of the pine, spruce or larch, which is defibrated and then disintegrated and bleached with a hot solution of bi sulphide of soda and chloride of lime. The resulting pure cellulose is treated with chloride of zinc, castor oil and gelatine, and the paste is passed through a perforated plate. This gives a thread, which is woven into a pre sentable fabric. Bneklen's Atidcs salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale ty Snipes & Kin ersly. . Notice. ' All city warrants registered prior to January 2, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Bubget, City Treas. Dated Dalles City, Aug. 1, 1894. Another Call. i All county warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. . Interest ceases after Sept. 10th. Wm. Michbll, County Treasurer. : The Chronicle prints the newa. BREWERS HORSES. They Are, as a Rule, Fat from Eating Brewery Grain. . Did you ever see a thin, square, cadav erous, bony horse pulling a brewery wagon? Probably not in New York, though such a thing could happen, though it would not pass without no tice. The reason for it is simple, says the New York Sun. These horses are fed on what is known as "brewers' grain," the residue of the brewing proc ess, a nourishing but unsalable prod uct of the brewery. When, the labor of beer making is ended gallons of these grains in liquid form are poured into closed wagons and carted to the stables, where they are fed to the horses. They are fattening, and give brewery cart horses that rotundity which is the marvel of many, who do not understand the true cause of it. It is estimated that nearly seventy per cent, of brewers' grains are water and unavailable for transport, except at large expense, for considerable dis tance, and, more than this, they spoil easily, so must be used at once as they come from the brewery, hot and steam ing: In some places, especially out of New York, these brewers' grains are fed to cattle with very good result, but in this city the supply is taken up chiefly in the stables of the largest breweries. Very few persons have stopped to compute the extent to which horses are necessary in the brewery business. The largest of the city breweries has two hundred and fifty horses constant ly in use in delivering kegs of beer to customers distributed about New York city and Brooklyn. The next largest has two hundred horses, and so on down the list, the total number of brewery horses in the city footing np five thousand. . SILK FROM WOOD. A Kecent Discovery of Great Commercial Importance. At Bradford, England, silk has been made from wood pulp so much like the real thing that it bids fair to occupy a place in commerce and use. It is pro duced by subjecting vegetable fiber to the action of various acids, the re sult being a product said to be identical with the filament of the worm, having its lightness, luster and all its qual ities, including that of durability. Commercially speaking, says the Phil adelphia Ledger, the importance of the discovery can hardly be overestimated, and it is possible that it will produce the most revolutionary consequence in the trade in that commodity every where. The world's stock of silk, both woven and raw, is immense and has al ways held a staple value likely to be m,uch shaken and disturbed by the in trusion of a new supply which can be cheaply and abundantly produced. Samples of yarn, fringe, braid, gimps, sewing silks, handkerchiefs, bro cades and other fabrics, dyed in vari ous colors, have been exhibited by the Bradford makers to the trade and pro nounced all right and up to the com mercial standard in all respects. With artificial diamonds and rubies such as are. now beinc 'turned out in great abundance, modern society will doubt less take on a style of splendor hither to unknown, outshining the courts of Solomon or the queen of Sheba or the retinues of Mahmoud or Haroun Al Raschid. AN AMERICAN AIR. A German Rand Leader's Idea of the Proper Thing;. A good story was told by a Boston man who was in Antwerp while the preparations were in progress for the exposition. Representatives of all na tions were there preparing exhibits from their respective countries. In the evening, says the Washington Star, all the visitors were in the habit of gath ering in a large hall on the grounds to listen to the band play. Out of com pliment to the visitors the national airs of the different countries were played, and received an ovation from the group of that nationality in the hall. The night that our Boston, friend attended the band performance this playing of national airs was on the programme. All were played, but not a thing that could be twisted into an air for the bird of freedom. A delega tion of the Americans went up to the leader and told him that they felt slighted that their country had not been recognized. With profuse apol ogies the leader said it was clearly an oversight, and promised to give them the American air at once. He distrib uted the music, and, waving his baton, the band broke loose, not with any fa miliar patriotic air, but "The Man That Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo." Amazement among the Americans final ly gave away to visions of "Old Hoss" Hoey and his song, and when the band finished the tumultuous applause from the American delegation elicited an encore. ' A Fishy Story. Pyeng Yang, a city in Corea, was founded three thousand and sixteen years ago. It is known as the well-less city. Within its walls is not a single well, and all the water of the city is carried up by watermen from the river which washes its southern wall. Tra dition shows that this has always been so, for it is said that when a Chinese general besieged it two thousand years ago, believing that he could compel its inhabitants to capitulate by cutting off their water supply, he was led to give up the attempt because the soldiers on the walls- took fish-scales and went through the motions of the baths, and the scales, glittering in the sun, looked in the eyes of the astonished besiegers to be drops of water. Misery Shared. The Parisian beggar" is generally a person of wit. One of the fraternity met one evening, at eight o'clock, a gentleman who was on his way to a dinner party. "Have pity, monsieur, and give me a sou," said the beggar, "for I have had no dinner to-day!" 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Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m.. connecting at the Cas cade Locke with Steamer Dalles City. steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill 8t. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. I'ABSESOKK KATES. One way .$2 .00 Kound trip. . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before o p. m. Live stock shipments, solicted, Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent THE-DALLES. OREGON J F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date oi March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Qentlemen : On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. 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