C4) 1? B B y Bran and Shorts (Diamond Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices. Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest Telephone No. 61. ' "I wonder why Philadelphians are so interested in pedigrees?" "Probably because every one in Philadelphia is living in the time of hia ancestors." Chicago Record. "You are old, my dear grandma," the little girl said As she lay by the fire with Dolly, For as white as. the snow are the hairs on your head Yet you always look rosy and jolly. "Pray tell me, dear grandma, the reason of this Why you always look healthy and spritely. Why you never are pale when vou give me a kiss, Why you take tuch long walks morn and nightly." The reason," my darling," her grandma re plied, "Is simple, it needs no description. I've always been well, for I keep by my side A bottle of Pierce's Prescription." All ages, and all conditions of woman hood will find just the helo that woman needs, in Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion. That's a matter that's guaranteed. If it can't be done, then the medicines eosta yoa nothing its makers don't wint your money. For all derangements, irregularities and weaknesses peculiar to the sex, "Favorite Prescription" is the only rem edy so certain that it can be guaranteed, If it fails to benefit or cure, you have your money back.- : ' Dr. Sage's Catarrh cures catarrh. Remedy positively tiIXo, a New York concert hall high kicker, has just married a millionaire clubman of that town. Serves her right. Detroit Sun. W. A. McGuire, a well known citizen of McKay, Ohio, is of the opinion that there is nothing as good as children troubled with colds or croup as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He has used it in his family for several years with the best results and always kept a bottle of it in the house. After having la grippe he was himself troubled with severe cough. He used other remedies without benefit and then concluded to try the children's medicine and to his delight it soon effected a permanent cure. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Druggists. She Didn't you ever see a more per fect moon? He (slightly under the in fluence) Wsh one are vou 'ferring to? Lite. Marvelohs results. From a letter written by Rev. J. Gun- derman, of Dimondale, Mich., we are permitted to make this extract : "I have no hesitation in recommending Dr. King's New Discovery, as the results were almost marvelous in the case of my wife. While I was pastor of the Baptist Church at Rivers junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeed ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of coughing would last hours with little in terruption and it seemed as if she could no survive them. A friend recom mended Dr.' Kingis New Discovery ; it was quick in its work and highly satis factory in results." Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's Drug Store. Reg alar size 50c. aud $1.00. 39otice of Proposed Street Improvement By order of the Council of Dalles City, notice is hereby given that the portion of the east side of Union street, com mencing on the south line of Fourth street, Dalles City, and extending south erly to where the north line of the alley which forms the north line of the public school grounds intersects said street, said public school grounds being situ ated on both sides of Union street be tween said alley and the bluff, shall be improved by the construction of a plank sidewalk eight feet in width along the east side of said street. Dated this 20th day of October, 1894, Douglas S. Dufub, Recorder for Dalles City. IjOSt. Yesterday afternoon between the courthouse and Newman's store, two notes. One made Jan. 1, 1893, due one day after date; amount $12,4, payable to Martin Wing, signed by Steve wing. One dated March, 1893, amount $100, payable to F. H. Woodcock, signed by Mike Kened and George Miller. Finder will please leave them at the sheriff's office. n!4-d2wl Wanted. Some good second Mast be cheapCash, this office. hand harness. Address, W. X. Subscr.be forTHB Chronicle. lliSi id Seed Rye." Feed Oats. Rolled Barley. Poultry and Eggs "bought and sold. Choice G-roceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds.. Living Prices.- Cor. Second and Union Sts. DANIEL. WEBSTER'S SMALL FEES. The Great Lawyer s Income Was Uii nsually Limited Even for Ills Day. ' One of our correspondents has been so lucky as to fall in with a little leather-covered book, like those of bank depositors, which contains Dan iel 'Webster's autograph, record of. his legal receipts, says the New York Evening Post. , This chronicle fills twenty-eight pages, and extends a little more than from 1833 to 1830 in clusive. The first entry, dated Septem ber in the former year, is of 850, and the second of $20 for retainers on the New Hampshire circuit. The first fee of $1,000 was paid in May, 1834, by a Mr. Badger. Services regarding Cil ley's will commanded $800. The total amount for the first year was footed up at $13,140, with the remark: "Sep tember 22, 1834, thus done and con cluded." A similar summing np ap pears at the close of each other year. The second total is 815,183.74; the third is 821,793. The first entry of 83,000 was in 1835, March. 7; the first of 83,000 December 7 in the same year. This last payment was in respect to Florida land. The largest single honorarium was 87,500 in February of the fourth year; 85,000 is set down as bestowed in a case of Trinity church (New York.) In turning over this record lead ing metropolitan and even provincial lawyers are astonished that Webster, although twenty years in Boston, so undervalued his services. He learned better at last. When Robert C. Win throp looked at the earliest date, he said: "That's just the time that I was ending my studies in Webster's office," and the chirography led him to add that Webster never wrote a firm hand. Nobody has surveyed the relic with more interest than Dr. O. W. Holmes. Among other things he said: "Had the influx been tenfold, Webster's purse would nave remained empty still. Had its capacity received like the sea, whatever entered there would have run off like water from the .back of a duck." WHY DINNER IS LATE. Married Men Agree That It III Never Ahead of Time. "It is a curious thing," said the Grumbler, "that, while I have been keeping house for thirty years and have had my wife tell me a thousand times that dinner was late, I never once knew of a time when dinner was ahead of time. I have made careful inquiry among my friends- (and I have many who have been domestic longer than I) and I do not find a single well-authen ticated case where dinner was ever, at any time or place, ahead of time," quotes the Buffalo Express. "Five times a week the cook will do' some thing she ought not to do and dinner will be anywhere from five minutes to an hour behind time, but she never gets under sufficient headway to have the things on the table before the appointed time. I have made this curious and in teresting phase of home life a careful study and I intend to write a pamph let about it." "I guess you're right." said the Kick er. "I am a married man of some few years myself, and I have had the same experience. I may get home an hour earlier than usual and be hungry as three bears, but that does not make a particle of difference. Dinner never comes before six o'clock, which is the scheduled time, but very frequently comes much after that time. I had an old uncle once who noticed the same thing. He was in the house one day and put the clock ahead two hours to see if he couldn't work the miracle But the cook fooled him." "What did she do?" asked the Grum bler, eagerly. "She turned on the natural gas be fore she put in the match", and when the fire department got through it was nine o clock. Bueklen'i Arinca Salve. The best salve m tne world for cuts bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever Bores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It ia guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin ersly.. The regular subscription price of the Weekly Chronicle is $1.50 and the regular price of the Weekly Ohegonian is $1.50. Any one subscribing for The Chronicle and paying for one year in advance can get both The Chronicle and the Weekly Oeegonian for $2.00, All old subscribers paying their sub scriptions a year in advance will be en titled to the same offer. BAFFLES COUNTERFEITERS. The Unlackr Opal Defies the Imitative Skill of tho Moderns. ' One kind of opal, the hydropane of Mexico, loses its beauty and becomes dull and colorless when exposed to water The same stone, says the West minister Review, it is said, can be re stored to its color and beauty by sub jecting it to a certain degree of heat. A writer on the subject - says that the opal is always much more- brill' -nt on a wirm day, and that a sharp dealer will always hold one in his hand a short time before showing it to a pur chaser. In ancient times the opal was most successfully imitated by a glass paste, . which could only be distin guished from the real gem by the most careful experts. The art has been en tirely lost, for the best counterfeiters' fail to produce a stone that in the least baffles the connoisseur. -The finest opal of modern times, says King, was one which belonged to Empress Josephine, and which was called the 'Burning of Troy," because of the in numerable red flames blazing upon its surface, while the reverse was perfect ly opaque. In the troublous times that followed the Napoleonic period the gem was lost sight of, and there i3 left no trace, of it. There are two wonderful ' opals among the French crown jewels, one of which is set in the clasp of the imperial cloak. Em press Eugenie is said to have a most superstitious dread of them and would not wear an opal foe any persuasion. Queen Victoria does not share this feel ing with her. She, on the contrary, admires the gem very much, and has given to each of her daughters, or their marriage day, various pieces oi jewelry set with the iridescent gem. There are many varieties of opals. coming from almost as many quarters of the globe. The opal found in Hun gary was thought to be harder anc more durable than those found in Mei ico and South America, but since the better development of the mines in those places stones have - been found quite the equal of Hungarian gems. SALT WATER IN cement: The Sulphates af the Sea tractive. Are Very De In the opinion of Dr. Michaelis, of Berlin, the greatest enemies to the per manency of the Portland cement used m marine structures are the sulphates contained in sea water. If there is any great quantity of alumina and ferric oxide in the cement the structure breaks up sooner than otherwise. This is accounted for by the fact that the sulphate forms, with the aluminate and ferrate of lime, a number of crystalline compounds, such as bassic sulphate of lime, alummo-snlphate and ferro-sul-phate of lime. These compounds- take up a large quantity of water of crystal lization, so that the total volume is much increased. Hence the weakness and disintegration of the cement struc ture. - Dr. Michaelis considers that the separation of hydrate of magnesia is quite innocuous, for it is only displaced from its solution in the form of a floc- culent, slimy hydrate, which, if any thing, is useful in stopping up the pores. His creneral recommendation to users of concrete for marine work is to choose a cement rich in silica and as poor as possible in alumina and ferric oxide, and to envelop the structure with an impenetrable mixture com posed of one part of cement with two to two and one-half parts of sand of mixed grain, of which at least one-third should be very fine sand, and to this the requisite amount of ballast should be added. . , ' CASTE FOLLOWS THE NOSE. Anthropologists Say tbe Nose Tolls the Cultaro of Man. Anthropology, said Sir William Flow er, is becoming of the highest impor tance in politics. If we take a series of castes in Bengal, Behar or the northwestern provinces and arrange them in the order of the average nasal index, so that the caste with the finest nose shall be at tho top, and that with the coarsest at tie bottom of the list, it will be -found that this order sub stantially corresponds with the accepted order of social precedence. The casteless tribes who have not yet entered the Brahmanical system oc cupy the lowest place in both series. The fisher castes are a trifle higher in the scale; the pastoral, the cultivating, and. a group of cognate castes from whose hands a Brahman may take water follow in due order; and from them we pass to the trading and the landholding classes and the upper crust of Hindu society. Thus it is scarcely a paradox to lay down as a law of the caste organization in Eastern India that a man's social status varies in inverse ratio to the width of his nose. Tbe Most Ancient Sons. A topical song three thousand years old was sung in a comic opera lately produced in Australia by a traveling Chinese company. The history of this venerable ballad is authenticated by the affirmation of the chief comedian of the troupe, who avers that the song has been snng on the Chinese stage, With the original words and music, since 1000 B. C. A Melbourne - critic says the accompanying melody "con sisted partly of a Chinese chopping wood, partly of another Celestial blow ing a bull's horn with horrible intens ity of ellort, and partly of a curious stringed instrument, which makes a noise like an infant crying in the night." Late flowers. . ; With the turning of the leaves it is supposed the flowers disappear, but in northern New England, and over the line in Canada, the asters are never more gorgeous, the daisies big ger or the chamomile more abundant than just on the eve of frost time. In towns two or three hundred miles north of New York the short but warm sum mer seems to have its fruitage after the equinox, and the parks and gardens in these town are brilliant with mari golds, zinnias, asters, co&mas, and even sweet peas, long gone by in these lati tudes. Melons are in their prime m Maine when" they are not on sale in New York. ' Mexican Mustang Liniment for Burns, Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, v Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, . 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