CM ) WATER COOLED WITHO(J"T"TCE7 7ITC" m -a m i 1 i 1 1 Ljsj Lai It A J Bran and Shorts (Diamond Mills), $12 per ton. - Flour at Bedrock Prices. Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest 3 - 3EzEa Telephone No. 61. Yon are old, my dear grandma," the little irl said As she lay by thar fire with Dolly, "For as white as the snow are the hairs on your head . Yet yon always look rosy and jolly. "Pray tell me, dear grandma, the reason of this Why you always look healthy and spritely, Why you never are pale when you give me a kiss, Why you take tuch long walks morn and nightly." . "The reason," my darling," her grandma re plied. I've always been well, for I keep by my side A bottle of Pierce's Prescription. " - AH ages, and all conditions of "woman hood will find just the help that woman needs, in Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip- ' tion. That's a matter that's guaranteed. If it can't be done, then the medicines ' costs you nothing its makers don't want your money. . ' . For all derangements, irregularities and weaknesses pecultg to the sex, "Favorite Prescription" is the only rem edy so certain that it can be guaranteed, If it fails to benefit or cnre, you have vAilr mnnriv Vi s) r-lr Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy positively cures catarrh. W. A. McGuire, a well known citizen ' of McKay, Ohio, is of the opinion that there is' nothing as good as children troubled ' with colds or croup as Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He has used it in his family for several years with the best results and always kept a bottle of it in the house. After having la grippe he was himself troubled with a severe cough. He used other remedies without benefit and then concluded to try the children's medicine and to his delight it soon effected a permanent cure. -50 cent bottles for. sale by Blakeley & Houghton Druggists. Marvelohs results. From a letter written by Rev. J. Gun derman, of Dimondale, Mich., we are permitted to make this extract : "I have no hesitation in recotnmending Dr. King's New Discovery, as the results were almost marvelous in the case of my wife. While I was' pastor of the Baptist Church at Rivers, junction she was brought down with Pneumonia succeed ing La Grippe. Terrible paroxysms of coughing would last hours with little in terruption and it seemed as if she could no, survive them. A friend recom mended Dr. Kingis New' Discovery ; it was quick in its work and highly satis factory in results." Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's Drug Store. Reg alar size 50c. and $1.00. Notice of Proposed Street Improvement By order of the Council of Dalles City, notice is hereby given that the portion of the east side of Union street, com mencing on the south line of Fourth street, Dalles City, and extending south erly to where the north line of the alley which forms the north line of the public school grounds intersects said street, said public school grounds being situ ated on both sides of Union street be tween said alley and the bluff, shall be improved bv the construction of a plank sidewalk eight feet in width along the east side of said street. Dated this 20th day of October, 1894. Douglas S. Dufur, Recorder for Dalles City. Lost. Yesterday afternoon between the courthouse and Newman's store, two notes. One made Jan. 1, 1893, due one day after date; amount $124, payable to Martin Wing, Bigned by Steve wing. One dated March, 1893, amount $100, payable to F. H. 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LIFE OF A TRAINED NURSE. Many Duties Fall to the Lot of the Self- Sacriflclng Women. - The number of books, with their big, unpronounceable names which nurses in training' have to study frighten away all rattlebrained . applicants, leaving only the studious, determined and reliable, says Donahoe's Magazine. Heroines they are, every one of them who finishes the course, as anyone must see who has lived among- them and watched them through each busy day, dressing' wounds, bandaging' and making bandages and rollers and lin ing's of splints, cooking and serving delicacies, dressing the newly born and preparing the dead for burial -and making the rounds with, physicians and surgeons, from whom they receive their practical training. In addition to these few duties mentioned out of the thousand and one that will suggest themselves, they must attend lectures, recitations and demonstrations, and prepare for their own examinations, which in some schools occur, each month, but generally every three months. Even from this brief show ing, it will be seen the life of a trained nurse is a ceaselessly busy one, helpful and truly noble, but in no way a sine cure. No one but the fairly educated and cultivated should enter the pro fession, since nurses should have these qualifications quite as much as the mechanical skill in order to render them agreeable to the class of people who commonly employ nurses. And none but the patient . and self-sacri ficing need enter the profession ex pecting . to -rise to the rank of a Florence Nightingale; at least, that is the conclusion of one who has lived with them, studied their life and profited by their training. TALKING WATCHES. An Ingenious Contrivance for Imitating the Human Voice. For many years there has been a de mand for something in the way of a pocket timepiece that would indicate the hour by sound. A French watch maker has invented a watch with a phonographic attachment, and instead of striking the hours the timepiece murmurs them in a gentle tone or chirps them in fcricket-like sounds, but, in either case, clearly audible and un mistakable. The attachment is de scribed as "a 'circular plate of vulcan ized rubber with striated furrows, and a point resting upon the furrows and traversing its sinuosities." By an in geniously devised system of irregulari ties in these depressions or furrows the tones are varied and. made to produce such words as: ' Ten o clock, ' Half- past one o'clock," and the like. Alarm- clocks with strong and piercing tones .are to be made, and one may be shouted to with such orders as: "Get up!" or "Here, you boys, get out of that, or it'll be the worse for you!" or similar emphatic orders. The next thing in order will be dials that will call out the, hour when sick people may take their medicine, or when certain house hold duties may be performed. . It is said to be possible accurately to repro duce a sriven voice, and that one mav have the voices of individuals phono- graphed, and they may be put away for future reference and as possible mementos of those who have passed away. - HE WAS A SNEEZER. The Man In the Car Who Caused Joy to Three Foolish Girls. Three shabby girls and a shabby man got into a north-bound car at the post office the other day, and soon after the man . sneezed. He and the girls were strangers to each other, but the sauciest of the three girls laughed when he sneezed. The man took no special notice of her, but soon he sneezed again and asrain, and then all three of the girls giggled, and so did the man. In the next three blocks the man sneezed half a dozen times, and at each sneeze the sauciest of the girls said something and the others laujrhed, By this time the other passengers were interested, and everybody await ed the man's sneeze. He kept it up at intervals for the next half mile, and everybody in the car roared at each explosion. New passengers got in to hnd the whole car in convulsions. btaid persons tried first not to laugh, but when the man's face twitched as his sneeze hung fire and the sauciest girl cried: "Watch him go on," even they had to join in the fun Passengers came and went, but the man and the three girls remained Everybody came in sober and went out laughing, and after the thing had been going on for three miles the passen gers who got in at the post office were in doubt whether the man had f.;ver or was only an excellent facial coi.tor- 1 ilSIG Pueblo Indians Secure the Uealred Result by Means of Evaporation. Of course, everyone likes ice water. It is an American habit, and, patriotic ally speaking, all American habits are good. But if people only knew it, says the Washington Post, there are better ways of keeping water cool man put ting ice in it. And the water that is cool without being cold is twice as cool ing to the drinker, to Bay nothing of being several times as good for the stomach into which it is put. One of the simplest ways of cooling water is by evaporation. The Pueblo Indian of our southwest, with his untutored mind, discovered this fact hundreds of years ago, and has been using- the dis covery in his quiet, unobtrusive way ever since, while we of the higher civ ilization have been buying ice, deplet ing our pockets and spoiling our diges tion at the same time. The Pueblo In dians' never discovered the art of glaz ing pottery, and the result is that all their earthenware is more or less porous, and when filled with water ab sorbs it sponge-like, keeping the out side always moist. This moisture evaporating cools the vessel and the water it contains, just .as one can feel the coolness that comes from a breeze on the body when wet with perspira tion. In the dry air of the southwest, where the Pueblo Indian finds his home, this evaporation is very great, and the result is that the pottery ollas are used by "whites, Indians and Mexi cans alike to hold cool drinking water. Anyone who has traveled through the southwest cannot fail to recollect the old brownish buff -colored olla with its curious Indian decorations in con ventionalized pictures of birds, beasts and fish that were sure to be found in the fork of a dry cottonwood branch standing just inside the door with a yellow calabash, or if, in a very modern. house, a tin cup hanging from a nail on the door jamb. And water from it after a long, dusty ride in the boiling sun tasted many times better than the coldest ice cream soda he ever paid ten cents for in the states. It may have been what Col. Tom Ochiltree terms the large, elegant thirst that added to the supposed virtues of the olla as a water cooler, but the scientists of the National Museum will tell you that the cooling qualities of the porous pottery are quite as real as imaginary. In the better class of Mexican houses the chipped and battered olla in its pictur esque rustic support will usually be re placed by a more daintily ornamented earthen one shaped like an army can teen, suspended by a gray Mexican scarf in the draught of a window, or a highly ornate bowl of a couple of gal lons' capacity, swung in the same way in a netting of twisted yucca fibers. But the cooling principle is always the same. WATCHING A GROUSE DRUM. The Noise Said to So Made by tbe Wings Afralnst the Body. , Early in October I had the only op portunity which has ever presented itself in ,my twenty years of experi ence in forest and field of studviner the method employed by the cock part ridge in producing that peculiar sound known among sportsmen as drumming, says a writer m Forest and Stream. I was out with my gun looking for quail quite early in the morning and was working toward a , small wooded swamp, where I knew the birds found safe shelter at roostin? time, as well as from the gun when flushed by dog, for no hunter, no matter how ardent, would have the temerity to brave the suck -holes and wild brier vines. Hear ing the call of a quail, I stopped to listen and locate him positively. I stood facing' a stone wall, distant about six rods, on each side of whicli grew hazel bushes. Suddenly out of those on the opposite side sprang a fine old cock partridge and dropped on the wall directly in front of me, tail spread, ruff standing1 out and crest raised the picture of alertness. What a chance for an artist. I hardly breathed. Between us was a smaU alder bush,' tall and slim. This wai the only shelter, yet the bird did not seem to notice me, for after standing a moment he began preening himself, seeming to enjoy the rays of the sun, which shone warm and bright. I stood and watched him thus for probably ten minutes, and was considering whether to let him go altogether or flush and try a shot, when he stopped, shook himself, stretched one wing and leg, then the other, took a look around and. slightly raising his feathers, as a set ting hen when disturbed, raised his wings a little above a horizontal line and brought them down against his body, increasing the time until it ended in a flutter, as it seemed. '. This I watched him repeat; the third time I moved slightly; he spotted me and moved also. I am ' perfectly satisfied on one point, however, that the mysteri ous noise, as some term it, is produced by striking the wings against the body. As many will admit, vho have had the opportunity to observe, the sound is more pronounced and distinct at a distance than very near it, where it has a muffled, fluttering sound. Many theories are advanced on the subject, among them one to the effect that the bird stands on a hollow log and strikes it with his wings, thus , produc' ing the sound from the log. Burled In Teeth. A dentist died in a rural town in Eng land recently, after spending over fifty years in pulling the molars of his fel low citizens. He had made it a hobby to keep all the teeth which ' he had drawn in' the course of his professional career, and took great pride in the col lection. When his will was opened- it was found that he had ordered the col lection of teeth to be placed with him in his coffin for burial. His heirs ful filled "his command, and almost thir ty thousand teeth were put into the coffin with the dead dentist. If some archaeologist of the future century shall happen to open that grave, he will have "food for thought" and some dif ficulty, perhaps, in explaining the pres ence of so many teeth. Mexican Mustang Liniment for ' Burns, Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, Running Sores, Inflammations, . Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, Insect Bites, AH Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, All Sheep Ailments, Penetrates Muscle, Membrane and Tissue Quickly to the Very Seat of Pain and Ousts it in a Jiffy. Rub in Vigorously. Mustang Liniment conquers Pain, Makes flan or Beast well again. "The Regulator Line" Hie Danes, Portland aid Astoria Navigation Co. 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