HAZARDOUS HAYING. "IS sb ri fni I II a "a a 1 t I Bran and Shorts (Diamond .Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices. Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed "Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest or. Telephone No. 61 A Louisiana gentleman was discussing the tariff question with a gentleman from Kentucky.- "Sugar," said the LiOuisianian, "is as much an article of necessity aa flour and meat."' "A great deal more, my dear fellow;" responded the Kentnckian; "without sugar you can't make your whisky toddy." There is no medicine so often needed in every home and so admirably adapted - to the purposes for which it is intended, as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Hardly a week passes but some member of the family has need of it. A toothache or headache may be cured by it. A touch of rheumatisn. or neuralgia quieted. The severe pain of a burn or scald promptly relieved and the sore healed in much less time than when medicine has to be ' sent for. A sprain may, be promptly treated before inflamation sets in, which insures a cure in about one third of the time otherwise required. Cuts and 'bruises should receive im mediate treatment before the parts' be- - come swollen, which can only be done when Fain Balm is kept at hand. A sore throat may be cured before it be comes serious. A troublesome corn may fee removed by applying it twice a day for a week or two. A lame back may be -cured and several days of valuable time , eaved or a pain in the side or chest re v lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro- - cure a 50 cent bottle at once and you will never regret it- For sale by Blakeley w & Houghton Druggists. Little Willie Did God make me, unamma? Mamma Yes, dear. Xittle Willie Well, who asked htm to? Jones Are you an advanced thinker? Bones I am. I've got a board bill due tomorrow, and I've been doing ad vanced thinking about it all day. Let it run down, and your cough may end in something serious. It's pretty sure to, if your blood is poor. That is just the time and condition that invites Consumption. The eeds are sown and it has fastened its hold upon you, before you know that it is near. It won't do to trifle and delay, when the remedy is at, hand. Every disorder that can be reached through the blood yields to Dr. Pierce' p Golden Medical Discoverv. For Severe Couehs. Bron chial, Throat and Lung Diseases, Asth enia, Scrofula in every form, and even the Scrofulous affection of the lungs that's , called Consumption, in all its earlier stages, it is a positive and complete cure. It is the only blood-cleanser, strength restorer, and fleeh-builder so effective that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. Perfection is attained in Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It cures the worst cases. Only -50 cents; by druggists. Daisy Doesn't Jack swear he will re form if you marry him. Delia Yes, that's just the trouble. I'm afraid he'll not be the least fascin ating. v : Sea I he World's Fair for Fifteen Cents Upon receipt of your address and fif . teen cents in postage stamps, we will mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio of the world's Columbian exposition, the regular price is fifty cents, but as we Vant you-to have one, we make the price nominal. You will find it a work of art and a thing to be prized. It con tains full page views of the great bulld- ings, with descriptions of same, and is executed In highest style of art. . If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book.' Address ' H. E. Bucklen & Co.. Chicago, 111. The Wife John, you don't . love me. You promised to stop, smoking if I'd marry you. The Husband Then I sure ly nu aft have . loved you, my dear, or I i wouMn't have lied to get you. Kucklen'a A.nnc salve. The Viest salve in the world for cuts, brut-, sores, ulcers, Bait rheum, fevei son, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corim. mid all skin eruptions, and, posi tives cures piles, or no pay required, It in irnaranteed to give perfect satiefac tioii . money refunded. Price 25 cents per hou. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin-ersly Seed Rye. , Peed Oats. Rolled Barley. . Poultry and Eggs "bought and sold. Choice Groceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. Living Prices Cor. Second and Union Sts. Miss Pert Why do you allow the waiters' to dress like the' swell gentle men members? Clubby So that when- one of ' the swells is carried 'out the hack way to the ambulance we can swear It was only a waiter. - "' ' ' There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to . be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local rem edies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. , Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional ' treatment. Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by F. .J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure in the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the bloodand mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. ' Address. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by1 Druggists, 75c. "America has no standing army, I be lieve," said the foreigner. "It is clear you havn't spent much time in the street cars of this country," replied the native. ". All Free. - Those who have used Dr. King's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now the opportunity to try it free. Call on the advertised drug gist and get a trial bottle, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free. All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. Some one should devise a new style of night shirts for the men. They are so n?ly they are enough Jo make a bride sit up all night. Every mother should know that croup can be prevented. The first symptom of true croup is hoarseness. This is fol lowed by a peculiar rough cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is given freely as soon as the child becomes hoarse or even after the cough has de veloped it will prevent the attack. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. , ' Cord Wood. J . We again have an abundant supply of dry fir and hard wood for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be fayored with a liberal share of the trade. Jos." T. Peters & Co. Another Call. Ail county warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. . Interest ceases after Sept. 10th. Wii. Michbll, l County Treasurer. Seed Rye for sale at hardware store. . Mays & Crowe's oct 3 PKOrS8IONAI,. H. H. EIDDELOj Attorny-at-Law Office (jourt street, ine uauea, Oregon. a. b. Durcs. nmngini CFUR, & MENEFEK Attorneys at- uw Koornn 42 ana 43. over fost thr. Bnildine. Entranoe on Washington Street rhe Dalles, Oregon. A. S. BENNETT. ATTORNE Y-AT-IiA W. Of fice In 8channo bnildine. no stairs. The Dalies, uregoa. j 1. B. CONDON. JiW. CONDON, CONDON & CONDON, ATVORNEY8 AT LAW Office on Court street, opposite the old court house, The Dalles, Or. ' . B. S.HUNTTNGTON. H. S. WTIJSOlf . HUNTINGTON & WILSON ATTOBNKTS-AT-Law Offices, French's block over Ittrst Na tional Bank. - Dalles. Oregon. rtT H. WILSON Attornbt-at-law Rooms T . French & Co.'s bank, building, Second street, i lie uaues, uregon. J SUTHERLAND. M. M, "C. M. ; F. T. M. C. . M. C. P. and 8. O.. Fbvslcian and Sur geon. Rooms 3 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Tbornbury's, west end of Second street. DR. E8HELMAN (HOMJOPiTHIO) PHYSICIAN and Sobskon. Calls answered rmmntiv lay or night, city or country. Office No. 86 and (Uhapman block. wtf R. O. D. DOANE PHYSICIAN AND rJTJB- esoN. Office: rooms 6 and 6 Chapman sioca.- .aesiaence: . corner xmrl ana rourtn streets, secjna aoor from the corner Office hours 9 to 12 A. M., 2 to 6 and 7 to 8 P. M r BIDDALL Dbntibt. Gas given - for the L-r painless extraction oi teeth. Also teeth et on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of uu uiyu iouuiiswuiiu Btreei. On - Alpine Heights Where Goats and Sheep Fear to Tread. - Brawny Swiss Maids Compelled to Mow Grass In Masculine ttlre-i-Welrd. Kocky Hefflon and Flacky Folk, Who Inspired Schiller. , The nay makers on our western prairies, and for that matter on the hilly and mountainous meadows of America, can form no conception of the'hardships that the Alpine wildheuer of Switzerland have to brave in order to gather the winter's provender for their cattle. . :' Wildheuer, says the Chicago Inter Ocean, is the -name given to small peasants men anH women who climb the rocky peaks' of the alps during - the months of l August and September "and gather the wild hay that grows On almost 'perpendicular, isolated grass plots, over yawning1 precipices - - and - near threatening glaciers. The reader is reminded of Schiller's graphic description of this fraternity in William. Tell. It occurs in the third scene of the - fourth act. Gessler, the governor of Switz and TJri,; approaches down ' the sloping Kuessnacht pass with rocks on either side:, Before him is a projecting cliff overgrown with brushwood. Armgard, the poor wife of a wildheuer, falls with her children in front of .the governor's horse and begs for the release of her husband, who is perishing behind prison bars, and when Rudolph der Harras, the adjutant, asks her: "Who are you, woman, and who . is your hus-. band?" he receives the following yords in reply: - A poor wild-hay man of the Riglberg- ' -Kind sir, who on the brow of the abyss ' ' . Mows down the grass from steep and rocky shelves To which the very cattle dare not climb. - Harras, the horseman, is conscience stricken, and thus'' intercedes for the petitioner: By Heaven! A sad and miserable life I I prithee, give the wretched man his freedom; How great soever his offense may be ':" His horrid trade is punishment enough. . ' . To the woman: . ' ' ' Yqu shall have justice; to the castle bring Your suit; this is no place to-deal with it. And, indeed, no more' dangerous oc cupation can be imagined. The work is laborious and the harvest popr.' The mowers and rakers ascena with ropes and Alpine shoes the dizzy steepnesses, where goats and sheep do not venture to graze, much less the larger cattle. The mountaineers here are, of course, never assailed by vertigo and kindred troubles, which must be accounted for :"by heredity and constant climbing ol perilous neignts. iiut for this work only such men and women can be hired who can find no other means where with to keep the wolf from the door. These are the folks who work during the balance of the year at ridiculously low wages by day in villages and inns, or as wood-choppers and weavers dur ing the winter. Hundreds of house holders in this vicinity rely Xov their whole year's supplv of milk, butter and cheese on a single pow, and must make hay on the mountains while the sun shines during August and September. EvCry canton in Switzerland has its hay laws which set apart two months during the year for- hay gathering and which appoint the very day on which the work may be commenced, besides imposing many other oppressive ordi nances and regulations. As soon as the hay day has come these complacent, easily contented, semi-Roman -Teutons gather in convivial -companies and be gin their climbing marches amid the yodling of popular ditties and the sing ing of religious hymns. All carry al penstocks, scythes, rakes and ropes and a small knapsack of food and drink, sufficient for several days. Often places are encountered where the grass is especially rich and lux uriant, but which can only be reached by dangling a mower "down over the rocks and thus .enabling him to gather a few sackfuls of hay at a time,' when another man is let down to finish' the plot. It is generally found most Ex pedient to select 'some accessible spot near the mountain road and then to throw the hay bundles from the .va rious little meadows along ' the paths. And it is marvelous with what dex terity the rakers have learned to throw their bundles. Sometimes, however, no such' con venient place can be found; then the poor people are compelled to carry their heavy, compact bundles on their shoulders down the steep," dangerous mountain path or to let them down with ropes from one to another some what like the water carriers of ancient Egypt. . In the Canton Switz many young women are employed for this work. They, are usually " robust, . brawny young maids, " full of courage, . every" movement betraying power and agility. Necessity compels them to wear tnas culine attire during these labors. As in the case of. the Tyrolean shep herdesses, skirts would prove a great impediment in their work. A. Well Discipled Man. Army discipline is supposed to be very -strict indeed, and oders must Tbe obed swiftly and silently. -The best disciplined soldier ever in the Russian army lived in 1777. He was stationed before the door of the palace during a heavy flood, when the empress, seeing from her balcony that the water had reached the sentinel, called to him to retire. This the soldier refused to do; and when the empress asked if he knew who she was, , the man replied affirmatively. Although he knew her majesty he would not leave his post nntil his corporal - relieved him. The water increased until it reached the sentinel's knees. The.' empress sest several messages to himbut he refused to obey her. Finally she was compelled to summon the corporal, who was found asleep, and he was obliged to swim - to relieve the honest private, who by that time had only his head above water, and ' would composedly have suffered himself to be drowned rather than disobey orders while obeying his sover eign. .- - exican Mustang Liniment ' -"for v.-'-'"-' Bums, Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, ;;"-;'::.v,.:''",...r;.; Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, , Running Sores, - ; " Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores . Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, " Insect Bites, . All Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, All Sheep Ailments, Penetrates Muscle, Membrane and Tissue V Quickly to the Very . Seat of Pain and Ousts it in a Jiffy. Rub in Vigorously.. Mustang Liniment conquers Pain, ' V Makes-flan or Beast well again. Tie Dalles, Portlani ana Astoria ' Navigation Co. " ,' ' ! THROUGH Fieigat and Passeos&r Line (Through- Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. ' Steamer Regulator' leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles ' City leaves ' Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. in., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PAH8ENUEB RATES. One way Round trip . . .$2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. i All freight, 'except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5p.m. Live stock-shipments aolicted. Call on or address, ' ' W. C. ALLAWAY, ; . , General Agnt ' THE-DALLES," ' OREGON J F. FORD, Evaielist, ' Of Des Moines, : Iowa,"- writes under date ot - . v' March 23, 1S93: i -:-l ;y S. B. Mid. Mfo. Co., , Dufur, Oregon. Oentlemen : ! ' On arriving home last wee'k, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Onr little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed an. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it, Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & MBS. J. t. roED. - . II you wish to feel fresh and cheerfuJ, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking; two ot three doses each week. . Sold under a positive guarantee. ' SO cents per bottle by all druggists. Ad . Kbller is now !'.'"-"'"'. ' located at "WY H. Butts' old standi and will be lad to;, wait upon his many friends.. The Re 1 ' j ' T aiaior Line mil orl tiee'lsciribune -AND- ' - ..." .' " ' '-.- ... -: ; New Umatilla- House, . ;v- ; -. THE DALLES, SINN OTT &' Ticket and Baggage Office of the IT. P. R. ' "' " ' 'Union Telegraph Office are in the Hotel. :V - i . Fire-Proof Safe tor the Safe.of all Valuables. LARGEST : AND : FINEST 3 O COLlIiHTERHIl B - ImJ and fltfCTIOrl nOOJVI. A . ; f . ;" - p - -..- : . "''V -. . : . . .. '..''.,-'!'.V-.-"-' - . Opp. Ward, Kerns & Robertson's Lirery Stalls, on Seconi St Second-hand Furniture Bought y Sold. .' Money Loaned on Jewelry and other Valuables.; "-. AUCTION" EVERY SATURDAY ZZTJii 0?.cleoVl erty placed wltli me "a reasonable commission. Give me call. .. . ' "Tiere js a tide in the affairs ; : leads on to fortune" . - : V The poet unquestionably had reference to the Cliiff-Of Sale I at CRAN DAL. Li Who are selling those goods MICHELBACH BRICK, EUROPEAN HOUSE, . : Best Hotel in' the: City: " NEW and FIRST-CLASS. D. B tJ ftf iM MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third Street next door west of Young & Kuss' , . Blacksmith Shop. . - " rcS.TDEMARKs COPYRIGHTS. V,- CAW JOBTAIW A PATENT f Tor s Prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to experience In the patent JDnstpass. Common i ca tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In. formation concerning- Patents and bow to ob. ' tain tbem sent free. Also a catalogue 01 leal and solentlno books sent free. . . Patents taken tbrougb Munn ft Co. Teoetra special noticeinthe Scientific American, and thus are brought widely before the public with out cost to the inventor. This splendid paper, ' issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, bas by far the largest circulation of any scienuflo work in the -world. S3 a year. 6ample copies sent free. Building SdiUon. monthly, 2.io a year. Blngla copies, 25 cents. Every number contains beau tiful plates, in colors, and "photographs of new houses, with plans, enabling builder to show tbe latest deetgns and secure rontrurtx 4 rfrtrwf m f n n wno nave naa uearir nrty years' V OREGOU" -.-' FISH PROP'S R. Company,' and office of the Westers . HOTEL rIN : OREGON. of men which, taken at its Jlooa & BURGET'S ; out at greatly-reduced rates.- UNION ST. ! ,:, PH OTOGRAPH E R. ; Chapman Block The Dalles, Oregon. I have taken 11 first prizes. - u; : UNDER PRESSURE. 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