Bran and Shorts (Diamond Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices. G-ood Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken "Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest Telephone No. 61. "Ef you loads up yoh tntelleck wil trash litteratoor," said Uncle Eben, "how's you gwin ter hab room for de right kind? Food fob. de min' am like food foh de body. De mos' onsubstan tial kin' am fillin'est." Washington Star. There ia no medicine so often needed in every home and so admirably adapted to the purposes for which it is intended, as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Hardly a week passes but some member of the family has need of it. A toothache or headache ma3 be cured by it. A touch of rheumatisn. or neuralgia quieted. The severe pain of a burn or scald promptly relieved and the sore healed in much less time than when medicine has to be sent for. A eprain may be ni"ftm rvfl f 4 oo tdl Yt frvn 5 w fl a m a tlon out a in, which insures a cure in about one third of the time otherwise required. Cuts and bruises Should receive im mediate treatment before the parts be come swollen, which can only be done when Pain Balm is kept at hand. A sore throat may be cured before it be comes serious. A troublesome corn may be removed by applying it twice a day for a week or two. A lame back may be cared and several days of valuable time saved or a pain in the side or chest re lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro .cure a 50 cent bottle at once and 'you "will never regret it. For eale by Blakeley Houghton Druggists. lne emenent physician was irritable. 'Calling the janitor, he said: "Who is St that keeps singing, I would not live alway'?" "It's the lady in the apart ment above, sir." " Well, tell her that fiB a professional man, I am prepared to assure her that ehe won't, and that there is consequently no cause for 'further agitation on her part." Let it run Jowri, and your cough may end in something eeriotts. It's pretty sure to, if your blood is poor. That is just the time and condition that invites Consumption. The seeds are sown and it has fastened its hold upon you, before you know that it is near, It won't do to trifle and delay, when the remedy is at hand. Every disorder that can be reached through the blood yields to Dr. Pierce'p Golden Medical Discovery. For Severe Coughs, Bron chial, Throat and Lung Diseases, Asth ma, Scrofula in every form, and even the Scrofulous affection of the lungs that's called Consumption, in all its earlier stages, it is a positive and complete cure. . It is the only blood-cleanser, strength restorer, and flesh-builder so effective that it can be guaranteed. ' If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. Perfection is attained in Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It cures the worst .cases. Only 50 cents ; by druggists. - - Cora I hear your friend, the artist, is : making some headway. Merritt Yes ; T"l l a mnriKli Ha nana nnrfMkinn liifi kiwilr. fast in his studio, and . by the fall he hopes to be able to hire a room to sleep in. . See the Worm's Fair (or Fifteen Cents Upon receipt of your address and fif teen cents in postage stamps, we will mail vrtn nrnnaifl rtnt BnnvonTr nniaffrklirt ,-.t. . . , - of the world's Columbian exposition, . the regular price is-fifty cents, but as we -want you to have one, we make the -.price nominal. You will find it a work -of art and a thing to be prized. It con tains full page views of the great build ings, with descriptions of same, and ia executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it, after' you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address H. E. Bucklen & Co., . :. ' Chicago, 111. Clara Dear me! Those toilet things I ordered havn't come. Maude Then I don't suppose you'll have the face to go to the l.all tonight.' tiueblen's Arinca ralve. The st salve in the world for cuts, brniHf--. orea, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, i ter, chapped bands, chilblains, corn i-. id all skin eruptions, and posi tive 1 - ires piles, or no pay required, It is ranteed to give perfect satisfaction.- aoney refunded. Price 25 cents per - For sale oy Snipes & Kin-Vrsly if !3 L Li i La Seed Rye. , Feed Oats. Rolled Barley. Poultry and Eggs bought and sold. Choice Groceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. Living Prices. Cor. Second and Union Sts, Sunday-school teacher Who made the sun an,d the moon stand still? First boy Adam. S. S. T. No. Second boy Moses. S. S. T. No ; what's the matter with Joshua? Class (in unison)' He's all right ! There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local rem edies, and by constantly failing" to cure with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires ' constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure in the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoon ful. It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. ' Address. . F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. "Sold by Druggists, 75c. Do you find any trouble in getting good milk milk now that you are house keeping? We don't buy milk. Our bric-a-brac is only large enough to hold cream. Detroit. Free Press. All Free. Those who have used Dr. King's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now tjie opportunity to try it free. Call on the advertised drug gist and get a trial bottle, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free... All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. A natural Mistake Train Robber (in the Pullman) Your money or your life! Sleepy Passenger (wrathfully) Con found you, porter! I'll call you when I want you. Life. Every mother should know that croup can be prevented. The first symptom of true croup is hoarseness. This is fol lowed by a peculiar rough cough. If Chamberlain's Cough Bemedy in given freely as soon as the child becomes hoarse or even after the cough has de veloped it will prevent the attack. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. Cord Wood. We again have an abundant supply of dry fir and hard wood for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be fayored with a liberal share of the trade." . Jos.. T. Peters & Co. Another Call. AH county warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. Interest ceases after Sept. 10th. Wm. Michell, County Treasurer. Seed Bye for sale at Mays & Crowe's hardware store. oct 3 PKOFB38IONAL. H. RIDDELL, ArroBNBT-AT-LiW Office Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. i. b. DOnjE. nuti miirxni. UFUR, & MENEFEB Attorneys - it- law Koomi i ana 43. over Post race mmamgt entrance on nasmngion btreet The Dalles, Oregon. Vd. BENNETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. OI- fice m Schanno's building, up stairs. The Dalies, Oregon. , J. B. CONDOM. J. W. CONDON. CONDON & CONDON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW Office on Court street, opposite the old court house, The Dalles, Or. B. S.HUNTINGTON. H. S. WILSON HUNTINGTON & WILSON ATTOBNBY8-AT-law Offices. French's block over first Na tional Bank. ' - Dalles. Oregon. H. WILSON ATTORNrT-AT-LAW Rooms French Co.'s bank, building. Second street, rne oaues, uregon. J SUTHERLAND, M. D C. M.; F. T. M. C. M. C. P. and 8. O.. Physician and Sir eeon. Rooms 3 and 4. Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Thornbury's, west end of Second street. DR. ESHELMAN (HOMOEOPATHIC) PHYSICIAN and SuasBOH. Calls answered promptly 1b j or night, city or country. Office No. 86 and Anapman qiock. wq DR. O. D. DOANE PHY8ICIAK AND BUH eaoN. Office; rooms 6 and 6 Chapman Block. Kesiaence: o. a. corner fjourt ana Fourth streets, second aoor from the corner Office hours 9 to 12 A. M., 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 P. M pv 8IDDALL Dbntibt. Gas given for the u painless extraction of teeth. ' Also teeth t on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of jie vjouen .loom, second ctreei. AN EARLY IRONCLAD. It Was Built to Break Through the Spanish Lines. ' , 't The idea of protected ships, such as the modern men-of-war, is by no means an absolutely new one. This is proved, says the Western Mail, of Cardiff, by the fact " that an armored vessel was constructed, though crudely, of course, as far back as 1585 by a shipwright of Antwerp during the wars between the Spaniards and the Dutch. In the sum mer of 1585 Antwerp was invaded by the Spaniards both by land and water, and the people of Antwerp built the first protected ship on record in an at tempt to break through the line of be siegers in the river. It was a craft of unusual size, with flat bottom, its sides armed with iron plates fastened into great beams of wood. When finished the builders thought it a floating castle, impregnable to the artillery and mis siles of those days, which should crush all opposition, as it contained a great number of men, some of whom were placed like sharpshooters in the tops of the masts, and the rest protected by the bulwarks. ' , They were so confident that the craft would rout the enemy that they called it "Finis Belli," thinking it no doubt would put an end to the war. Unfor tunately, however, the early ironclad proved a disastrous failure, getting stuck upon a bank of the Scheldt after a very short and unhappy career. The Spaniards were greatly amused with the untimely end of the vessel, while the brave burghers of Antwerp changed the name from "Finis Belli" to "Per dito Expensal," or "Money Thrown Away." The crew then deserted the ship, and the Spaniards, after defeat ing "the Netherlanders in a naval bat tle, carried the monster in triumph to the camp of Alexander, of Parma, where it became one of the sights of the times. The city of Antwerp was taken August 17, 1585, and so the first iron clad on record came to an unfortunate end. ' CROWN PRINCES PRESENT. Those of England. Russia and Austria Dancing: at the Same Ball. It is not often that the heirs to three of the world's most powerful empires are dancing at the same ball, so a quadrille d'honnenr at Buckingham palace the other night was a mem orable occasion, says London Figaro. The prince of Wales and crown princes of Russia and Austria were footing it together, and subsequently the Aus trian archduke and the czarowitz were noticed waltzing with their backs al most touching each other. The heir of the czar is very fond of dancing, a taste which is shared to the full by his betrothed, Princess Alix of Hesse. The Austrian prince is inclined tq be awk ward, and managed to entangle his 6pur with disastrous consequence to the gown of Princess Louise of Batten berg. He is described as a taciturn young man and rather inclined to be morose. During his visit to England he avoided all the society he could and really only went to court because he could not very well stay away. At the state ball he managed to wander to a comparatively obscure corner, to gether with the Japanese prince, where the two royal gentlemen doubtless consoled each other with anecdotes. Another xwinee to whom the Austrian deigned to be civil was a royal high ness from Siam, whom he delighted by addressing in a few words picked np by the archduke while in Bangkofk. JAP WOMAN TOOK CO RE A. Empress Jingo: Conquered the Country and Won Kverlastintr Renown. It is to a woman that Jipan owes her claim to Corea and to the naval suprem acy of the eastern world. The first naval expedition which made Japan's' "arms to shine beyond the seas," as the chroniclers of the day so proudly wrote, was planned and conducted by a woman. Empress Jingu, and it was directed against Corea. Empress Jingu, according to the Japanese chron icles, was young and beautiful and as pious and obedient to the gods as beau tiful. As a reward . for her fidelity Heaven inspired her with determina tion to conquer Corea. So Jingu, or dering a fleet to be collected, set out in 201 A. D. -upon Japan's first naval expedition. The empress won a rich reward for her courage and energy, and Corea became tributary to Japan. Immediately upon her return a child was born to the empress, who, when he grew up, became a great warrior, and is now worshiped under the name of Hachiman, god of war. In later times it became the fashion to attribute the Corean victory to the influence of the unborn child. All over Japan there are temples erected in honor of both Hachiman and Jingu, and as late as 1874, when the Japanese troops left -for Formosa, many of them prayed for the "special protection of Hachiman, god of soldiers. BURMESE DACOITS. . A Lawyer Mistaken for One and Fired Upon at Kaniroon. The excitement among the English in Birmah over the robbers and mur derers they call, dacoits may be im agined from the following, says .the Rangoon Times: ' s . A Mr. Birch, an advocate, was going in the evening in a sampan with a Eurasian clerk. Suddenly another boat with natives in it drew near and hailed. Neither Mr. Birch, nor his clerk nor the boatman, who was from Chitta gong, could understand much Burmese, and, fearing dacoity, he made signs to his boatman to pull as fast as he could. .-The other boat immediately opened fire and Mr. Birch was hit in the thigh. Mr. Birch, being armed with, a Der ringer, returned the shot and;a pretty sharp duel began. A police boat eventually arrived and the thing was stopped. It turned out that the na tives were - not. dacoits, but an anti dacoit patrol, who opened fire on Mr. Birch's party because their challenge was not duly answered. ' The Rangoon Times questions whether, in the pres ent unsettled state of feeling, the at tack on a European was purely a mis take. " . f - Mexican Mustang Liniment for Burns, - Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, Rheumatic Pains, . Bruises and Strains, ' Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, Insect Bites, All Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, All Sheep Ailments, V Penetrates Muscle, Membrane and Tissue Quickly to the Very Seat of Pain and Ousts it in a Jiffy. Rub in Vigorously. ' Mustang Liniment conquers Pain, . Makes flan or Beast well again. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, Portlani and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH FrejQRi ana Passsnser Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles. City. Steamer Dalles City- leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PA 88KNOKK KATES. Oneway ..2.00 Round trip.. 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted. Call on or address, ' W. C ALLAWAY, Oenerml Agent THE-DALLES. OREGON ' J F. FORD, Evangelist, , Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under data oi March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., . Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxkrasly awaiting. Oar little girl, eight and one-halt years old, who had wasted away to 38 -pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well neshed tip. is. ii. uougn (Jure nas done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S.. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Mas. J. F. Foed. . If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read j for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Core, by taking two or three doses each week. Bold under a positive guarantee. SO cents per bottle by all druggists. ' ' Ad. Keller is now located at W. H. Butts' old stand, and will be glad 'to wait upon his many friends. Dew York Weekly i ribiine AND- u There is a tide in the affairs leads on The poet unquestionably at CRANDALL Who are selling these goods , MICHELBACH BRICK, SJJ mJ 5 ; Opd. Ward, Kerns & Robertson's Second-hand Furniture Bought Sold. 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