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Flour at Bedrock Prices.
G-ood Potatoes, 65c a sack.
Seed "Wheat. "
Chicken Wheat, 75c sack.
Choice Wheat, .Timothy
and Alfalfa Hay.
All Goods Sold at liO-west
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Telephone No. 61.
"On what does Skiffins base bia suit
for libel?"- "On a casual reference to
him aa the ideal juror in a capital case."
Washington Star. .
NO QUARTER
will do you as much good as the
ne that boys Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. This is what you get with
them : An absolute and permanent
9ure for Constipation, Indigestion,
Bilious Attacks, Sick and Bilious
Headaches, and all derangements of
the liver, stomach, and bowels. Not
just temporary relief, and then a
worse condition afterward but help
.that lasts.
Pleasant help, too. These sugar
coated little Pellets are the smallest,
the easiest to take, and the easiest in
-ithe way they act. No griping, no
- violence, rio disturbance to the sys
tem, diet or occupation.
They come in sealed vials, which
V&eeps them always fresh and relia
ble ; a convenient and perfect vest
pocket remedy. They're the cheap
est pills you can buy.
There's nothing left of Catarrh
when you use Dr. Sage's Catarrh
1T Tit, ftnao .-1-1
OUIOK KUVO JiUU AJ
its mild, soothing, cleansing and
healing properties.
Wife The doctor thinks you have en
largement . of the heart. Husband I
thought he must imagine I had some
thing of the sort by the size of the bill
he sent me Truth.
There is no medicine so often needed
in every home and so admirably adapted
to the purposes for which it is intended,
as Chamberlain's Pain Balm. Hardly a
week passes but some member of the
family has need of it. A toothache or
headache may be cured by it. A touch
of rheumatisn. or neuralgia quieted.
The severe pain of a burn or scald
promptly relieved and the sore healed in
much less time than when medicine has
to be sent for. A sprain may .be
promptly treated before inflamation sets
in, which insures a cure in about one
third of the time otherwise required.
Cuts and bruises should receive im
mediate treatment before the parts be
come swollen, which can only be done
when Fain Balm 'is kept at hand. A
sore throat may be cured before it be
comes serious. A troublesome corn may
be removed by applying it twice a day
for a week or two. A lame back may be
cured and several days of valuable time
saved or a pain in the side or chest re
lieved without paying a doctor bill. Pro
cure a 50 cent bottle at once and you
will never regret it. For sale by Blakeley
& Houghton Druggists.
. "Smithhorn is not the man be was
-since his wife got her divorce." "Guess
jroa are light. He is Smithhorn now,
whereas he used to be only Mrs. Smith
ihorn's husband.' ' Indianapolis Journal.
Specimen Cues.1
S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was
troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism,
his stomach was disordered, his liver
was affected to an alarming degree, ap
petite fell away, and he was terribly re-
duced in flesh and strength. Three bot
tles of Electric Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111.,
bad a running sore on his leg of eight
years' standing. Used three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of
p.ucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is
sound and well. John Speaker, Cata
waba, O., had five large fever sores on
bis leg, doctors said he was incurable.
one bot tle Electric Bitters and one box
Backlen'a Arnica Salve cured him en
tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly.
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Seed Rye.
Peed Oats.
Rolled Barley.
Poultry and Eggs bought
and sold.
Choice Groceries & Fruits.
Grass Seeds.
Living Prices.
Cor. Second and Union Sts.
Spectacled Tourist (in Kansas) Are
there any fossils in this vcinity ? Promi
nent Citizen Yes ; for instance, there is
old man Hawbuck. He prayed for two
weeks for wisdom from on high to direct
him how to vote, and then went and
voted the populist ticket. Pack.
"What are the relations now between
your wife and yourself?" "Oh, only her
mother, two uncles, a sister and a few
cousins." Indianapolis Journal.
When some ministers straggle with a
sermon a limited-round contest is prefer
able to a fight to a finish. Yonkers Ga
zette. There is more Catarrh in this section
of the country than all other diseases put
together, and until the last few years
was supposed to be incurable. For a
great many years doctors pronounced it
a local disease, and prescribed local rem
edies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it in
curable. Science has proven catarrh to
be a constitutional disease and therefore
requires constitutional treatment.
Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by F. J.
Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only
constitutional cure in the market. It is
taken internally in doses from 10 drops
to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the
bloodand mucous surfaces of the system.
They offer one hundred dollars for any
case it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
"Why is it that the mother-in-law is
looked down upon while the father-in
law always escapes censure?" "That's
easily explained ; the latter plays poker
with his son-in-law, and lets him win
eyery time. Boston Gazette. v
It isn't always the man who prayes
the loudest at prayer-meeting that
people believe the most. Barn's Horn.
Purely yegetable Dr. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. , They're a compound of re
fined and concentrated botanical ex
tracts. These tiny, sugar-coated pellets
the smallest and the easiest' to take
absolutely and permanently cure Con
stipation, Indigestion, Sick and Bilious
Headaches, Dizziness, Bilious Attacks,
and all derangements of the liver, stom
ach and bowels.
They cure permanently, because they
act naturally. They don't shock and
weaken the system, like the huge, old-
fashioned 'pills. And they're more effec
tive. One little pellet for a correctiye or
laxative three for a cathartic.
They're the cheapest pills you can buy,
for they're guaranteed to give satisfac
tion, or your money is returned.
You pay only for the good you get.
In her latest poem Ella Wheeler Wil-
coz announces that she has reached the
high noon of life. That cannot be true.
Judging from her poetry she is still
sweet sixteen. Brooklyn Eagle.
It is a cold day when . the iceman
brings a big lump. St. Louis Repub
lic. ;'
For the many accidents that occnr
about the farm or housebould, such as
burns scalds, bruises, cuts, ragged
wounds, bites of animals, mosquitoes or
other insects, galls or chafed spots, frost
bites, aches or pains in any part of the
body, or the ailments resulting from ex
posure, as neuralgia, rheumatism, etc,
Dr. J. H. McLean's Volcanic Oil Lini
ment has proved itself a sovereign Tern
edy. Price 25c, 50c and $1.00 per bottle.
For sale by the Snipes-Kinersly Drag
Co.
"My lord," said an over-worked parscn
to his bishop, "I have not had a holiday
for five years." "I' am very sorry for
your congregation," replied his lordship,
with, a smile. Tid-Bits.
Bncklen's Arinca safee.
The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi'
tively cures piles, or no nav rea aired
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. . Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin-
ersiy. .
Pat on Tour Glasses and look at This,
From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to
Geo. W. Kowland,
113 Third St, The Dalles. Or.
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HIS FIRST ENOLISH ESSAY , ,
A French Pupil's Slightly Involved Method
of Describing a Holiday.
An ' English university magazine
prints the followinpr essay on "A Sum
mer Holiday," written by a French pu
pil in an English -school: "The time
which I was spending1 to accomplish
that journey was eight hours by ex
press train, starting- from the Montpar
nais station. This road is a very pleas
ant one, and without account the nu
merous towns which the peoples are go
ing so often are: Baths, swim, the im
mensity oi the large space occupy with
that water, and so wonderful aspect,
chiefly when we are seeing that for the
first time; the great many steamers,
sailers, fishing boats, moving to the
sea with a astonishing easiness, the
fishes of all kinds took each, day by the
fishermen, along the shore,' and the
games, such as croquet, lawn tennis,
cards and many others, when the tide
begin to go away. In that place it be
gin at two o'clocks to five, and then the
place which, it was occupying before is
full of people amusing themselves, and
the children carrying their things, be
gin to make many sand mountains,
among herselves, seeing with a great
joice the pleasure which occupe their
children. When the weather is clear
and the sky without any clouds, they
let a boat and sail Along a little dis
tance, walking here and there, fishing
in the rocks the lobster putting their
breeches on the knees in order do not
make their feet wet, and when the dusk
begin to fall, they start from the sea
shore and entering in the houses or
hotels, discute about the pleasures of
the day. Oh! then how they find them
selves happy in these hours of peace
always thinking to they pleasure, they
do not doubt at all the kinds of sor
rows in this short life, and do not
thing no more to the poor people, whom
has not so much good, in order to re
joice himself as well as these fortunate
travelees making every year the same
thing, in order to preserve their own
health in breathing the well-doing air
of the sea, which give appetite,
strength, and finally making their own
desir in execution, that .is to say their
own well-being."
TWO NOTED SISTERS. '
One Refused to Pay Taxes and the Other
Translated the Bible.
At a recent meeting of the Equal
Eights club of Hartford, Conn., Mrs.
L. D. Bacon gave an interesting sketch
of the late Miss Abby Smith, of Glas
tonbury, Conn., who for many years
refused to pay her taxes because she
did not have a vote. While her sister
Julia raised cows and made five trans
lations of the Bible, Abby raised, the
breeze that wafted them to fame. In
the days of the "Millerites" and their
talk about the end of the world, Julia
wanted to learn if there was any war
rant in the original Hebrew for Miller's
predictions, fixing the end of the world
in 1843; so she studied Hebrew and then
went to work and translated the Bible.
"I have been unable to find," said Mrs.
Bacon, "that any one man ever trans
lated the whole Bible alone. .The Bible
has been worked up by many different
hands, and has appeared under differ
ent names, as 'Wicliffe's Bible,', 'Tyn
dale's Bible,' 'Coverdale'3 Bible,' 'Cran
mer's Bible,'' and 'King James' Bible.'
No one man ever did the work alone
and unaided. This was loft for a woman
to do, and not only twice, but five times
did She perform this Herculean labor,
and then modestly shut the translations
up in her closet for a quarter of a cen
tury, never at that time intending to
publish them. Probably no woman
after the age of eighty can show such
a record as that of Julia Smith. At
the age of eighty-two she had a lawsuit
in her town which was decided in her
favor, and was then appealed by the
defendant to the court of common pleas
in this city, resulting in a long trial
the Smith sisters coming over every
day, Julia being the brightest witness
on the stand, in spite of her fourscore
years and two. At the age of eighty
four she published her translation of
the Bible. At the age of eighty-six she
was married, making a record which
easily distances the records of ordinary
mortals in the eighties.''
WAS HER OWN MILLINER.
A Washington Woman Whom Taste for
Tulip Buds Got Her Into Trouble.
A comical experience of a friend of
mine may be cited as a warning to
other women who meditate defying the
milliner by original methods of bonnet
trimming, says a writer in Kate Field's
Washington. Looking from her win
dow one Sunday morning when the
tulip trees were in bloom, it flashed
upon her mind that one of those yellow
and green striped buds would be just
the touch of color needed at .the back
of her new black lace bonnet, the pres
ent somberness of which did not please
her. Two buds were finally secured,
and nestled down in the lace, where the
effect was eminently satisfactory.
Pleased with the result of her ex
pedient, the bonnet was donned and
my friend serenely made her way down
the aisle to her pew, in blissful uncon
sciousness 'of the sensation she was to
create ere she left the church. As the
service progressed all thought of the
tulip bud passed from her mind as com
pletely as though it had never existed
to tempt her errant fancy. Gradually,
however, she became conscious that a
great amount of suppressed laughter
was going on in her immediate vicinity
during the sermon. Annoyed that she
should have her attention distracted,
my friend turned upon the offenders
with a look of stern disapproval. All
to no purpose, however, for after each
such silent rebuke the evidence of mirth
seemed to increase. She returned home
at the conclusion of the service, and,
while descanting to her family upon
the irreverent behavior of the people
behind her in church, she took off her
bonnet. As she did so she gave a gasp,
for the mystery was explained. There,
on the back of her lace bonnet
where she had pinned a couple
of sleek, closed tulip buds, were two
gorgeous flowers, which, in the warm
atmosphere of the church, had grad
ually opened to a perfect bloom.
Mexican
Mustang
Liniment
for
Burns. ,
Caked & Inflamed Udders.
Piles,
Rheumatic Pains,
Bruises and Strains,
Running Sores,
Inflammations;
Stiff joints,
Harness & Saddle Sores,
Sciatica,
Lumbago,
Scalds,
Blisters,
Insect Bites,
All Cattle Ailments,
All Horse Ailments,
All Sheep Ailments,
Penetrates Muscle,
Membrane and Tissue
Quickly to the Very
Seat of Pain and
Ousts it in a Jiffy.
Rub in Vigorously.
Mustang; Liniment conquers
Pain,
Makes flan or Beast well
again.
"The Regulator Line"
Tie Dalles, Portland ani Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freipi and Passeier Line
Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
I'ABSKMiER KATBH.
Oneway ....$2.00
Round trip 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, with
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings muBt be delivered before
5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted.
(Jail on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY,
General Agent
THE-DAL.L.ES. OREGON
J F. FORD, Evangelist,
Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under data o!
March 23, 1893:
S. B. Mkd. Mrs. Co.,
. Dufur, Oregon. ,
Gentlemen r :
On arriving home last week, 'I found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work: well, xsotn oi tne cnuaren iixe
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Ma. x Mas. j. a. jbosd.
If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read j
for the Spring's work, cleanse yonr system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee.
50 cents per bottle by all druggists.
Ad. Keller is now
located at W. H.
Butts' old stand,
and will be glad
to wait upon his
many friends.
Hew York We Tribune
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and the surrounding country, and the satisfying
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man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and
gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best
' medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire.
The Daily Chrokicle is published every eve
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annum. . The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of
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