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For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local rem edies, and by coustantly failing to car with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure in the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the . bloodjand mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. XF"Sold by Druggists, 75c. ' IS 31) ill Seed Rye. Feed Oats. Rolled Barley. Poultry and Eggs "bought and sold. Choice Groceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. .' " Living Prices.- Cor. Second and Union Sts. "Japan says she proposes to demolish China," eaid Mr. Blykins. "She ought to have our servant girl,'.' replied his wife wearily. 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It searches out all impurities in the system and expels them harmlessly through the proper channel a. This is why Ayer's Sarsaparilla . is so pre eminently effective as a remedy for rheumatism. Binks What's the biggest lie you ever heard? Jinks Teddie Though t less's boast that he once bad brain fea rer. To eradicate the poisons which pro duce fever and ague, take Ayer's Ague Cure. It cures without leaving any in jurious effect upon the system, and is the only medicine in existence which may be considered an absolute antidote for malaria. "All the evening I kept imagining there was a man in the house." "Was your husband at home?" Bucklen's Armea emlre. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, Bores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever aores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion , or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin eraly. . - Notice to Taxpayers. The county board of equalization will meet in the assessor's office on Monday, Sept. 24th, and continue in session one week, for the purpose of equalizing the assessment of Wasco connty for 1891 All tax payers who have not been inter viewed by the assessor will please call at the office on Thursdays, Fridays or Sat urdays, as all property must be assessed Joel Koontz, . County Assessor. - Cord Wood. We again have an abundant supply of dry fir and hard wood for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be fayored with a liberal share of the trade. Jos. T. Peters & Co. Pat on Your Glasses and Look at Tills, From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to jKO. W. KOWLAKD, 113 Third St, The Dalles, Or. WOKE HIM UP AT LAST. Bow a Sleeping Telegraph Operator Was Aroused to Doty. There is a g-ood story about a tele graph operator who once worked the land wires in the Duxbury cable office going to sleep one night and a message having to be sent six or seven thou sand miles to wake him up. The oper ator is now a practicing physician in Cambridge, Mass., but before annexing M. D. to his name was one of - the gilt edge telegraphers of the country, says a writer in Donahoe's Magazine. One night while on duty In the Dux bury office he fell asleep at his key. The sleep was a sound one. The New York operator called till out of patience, when he sent a message to Boston requesting the chief operator in charge to tell Duxbury to, answer New York. The sleeper, however, was as deaf to Boston's "Di, Di," as to the impatient characters flashed on from New York. ' In the cableroom next the sleeping operator was the cable artist. The room was dark and he was watching the mirror for the tiny, sparks that in those days went to make up a message. To him the Morse alphabet was all Greek, so the sleeper slept on. Seeing no other way out of - the muddle and thinking the operator asleep, New York called Canso in Nova Scotia and addressed a message to the cable operator at Duxbury. The mes sage read: "Go into the other room and wake up that operator." Canso sent it to Heart's Content in Newfoundland; Heart's Content rushed it across the deep to Valentia. From there it went to London, thence to Dover, and across the channel to Calais and to Brest. Brest kept it moving on to Miquelon and Miquelon gave the cable operator at Duxbury a unique surprise. The sleeper was then aroused, about eleven minutes having been taken by the grand round of the cablegram. He tried to explain mat ters by telling New York he was out of adjustment. The story didn't im press the officials as being truthful, and in a day or two there was a vacancy in Duxbury. THE SOLDIER'S WORK. - Restilars Labor the Name as Any Other Workinjrinaui. "Carrying a gun and shooting when you are ordered to gtioot is a business the same as laying brick or making a boiler to the average regular soldier," said one of the privates of a company on guard at the custom house during the great strike, says the Chicago Herald. "These people," he ' contin ued, "who call themselves laboring people, and jeer at us and insult us, seem o forget that when .a man enters the regular army in times ..of peace he doesn't do it from any par ticular motive of patriotism. It is a business with him, and 1 it has less of feeedom in it than any class of labor that I know anyhting about. . A regu- lar is absolutely under the eyes' of his superior day and night. He' can't go across the street without permission, He has requirements made of him every hour in the day. He undergoes about as many privations as any laboring man I ever heard of. I wonder if some of these civilians who think proper to jeer at us, and insult us, as many have done in Chicago, ever stop to realize what we have done for their welfare and good in other times? I wonder if they think we have been kept, sometimes for months and years, away from the civil ization which has given them so many advantages? I wonder if they think we are doing" this thing for cur health? The regular private is as much a labor ing man as any now on a Strike; he is under a contract, the violation of which means disgrace if not death. And yet it remained for us, vrho . have be eh among Indians and snowstorms and all privations, to come here, under orders, to be insulted and spitefully used. THE ORIGIN OF TATTOOING. It Dates So Far Back That It Is Lost in Antiquity. Tattooing dates back so far that it is impossible to discover when it was first practiced, b.ut it was one of the prac tices that were prohibited to the Jews, for m Leviticus 19:28, is the- follow ing: "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you." From this it may be inferred that tattooing was prevalent in the days of Moses. It is a custom that prevails among the savage nations of the earth and tattooing is practiced to this day, except where Christianity and civilization have put a stop to it. It was at one time years ago, and is yet, but not to such a marked degree, a fad among sailors to have various designs placed on the body. It was also a fad among a cer tain class of silly women to have their lover's name tattooed on the arm or breast. There are sailors in almost every seaport at this time who are will ing for a consideration to place figures on the flesh of any who are foolish enough to have disfiguring marks driven beneath the surface of the skin with needle points dipped into coloring matter. Skinned Himself and Ate It. My uncle and sister and I were out in the garden one day watching a lit tle toad, and my uncle took a twig and very gently scratched first . one side of the toad and then the other. The toad evidently enjoyed it, for he would roll 6lowly from side to side, says a correspondent in the Philadel phia Press, and blink very expressively. I was so interested that when they went in I took the twig and did as my uncle had done. If, thought I, if he rolls from side to side, as I touch him, what would he do if I ran the twig down his back? I did so, and what do you think happened? His skin, which was thin and dirty, parted in a neat little seam, showing a bright new coat below, and then" my quiet little toad shpwed his knowledge, for. he gently and carefully pulled off his outer skin, taking it off the body and legs first, and then blinking it over his eyes, till where had it gone? He had rolled it in a ball and swallowed it. Mexican Mustang Liniment for Burns, . Caked & Inflamed Udders. Piles, . - Rheumatic Pains, Bruises and Strains, Running Sores, Inflammations, Stiff joints, Harness & Saddle Sores, Sciatica, Lumbago, Scalds, Blisters, ; Insect Bites, ' All Cattle Ailments, All Horse Ailments, All Sheep Ailments, Penetrates AJuscle, Membrane and Tissue Quickly to the Very Seat of Pain and Ousts it in a Jiffy. Rub in Vigorously. Mustang Liniment conquers Pain, - Makes nan or Beast -well again. J F. FORD, Evangelist, ': Of be Moines, Iowa, writes under iu- ol -March 23, 1898: S. B. Mkd. Mfg. Co., ' Dufur, Oregon. . . 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D., 1894, at the regular September term of said Court for the year 1894, will on Saturday, Octo ber 20th, 1894, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. of said day, on the premises known as the Home stead of John Stanley, deceased, situated on the south bank of the Columbia River at Hood River, in Wasco County, State ol Oregon, sell at Public Auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand, the following described real property be longing to said estate to-wit: lots numbered One 1, Two 2, Three 3 and Four (41 of Section Thirty-two 32 in Township Three 3 North of Range Eleven 11, East of the Willamette Meridian, containing 139 45-100 acres and situated in Wasco County, State of Oregon. Together with the tenements, heredi taments and appurtenances thereto belonging. All of Bald lots to be sold in one parcel and said sale to be subject to confirmation by said Court. Dated September 15, 1894. HANS LAGE, Guardian of the person and estate of Nancy Stanley, an aged an infirm person. Estrayed. 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