WASTE OF FISH LIFE. EE! rfl I e i Bran and Shorts (Diamond . Mills), $12 per ton. Flour at Bedrock Prices. Good Potatoes, 65c a sack. Seed Wheat. Chicken Wheat, 75c sack. Choice Wheat, Timothy and Alfalfa Hay. All Goods Sold at Lowest 3T. GROSS, Telephone No. 61. Cor. Second and Union Sts. "How ia your health?" said the caller At the 5 o'clock tea. "Very delicate," replied the hostess, languidly. "I am kept on the strictest regimen." And then she' leaned toward the table and began to eat a dainty luncheon, includ ing ices, macaroons, pickles, strawber ries, marmalade, olives, chocolate, char-, lotte russe and chow-chow. Chicago Record. PURELY VEGETABLE swDr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They're a compound of refined and concentrated botanical extracts. These tiny, sugar-coated Pellets the smallest and the easiest to take absolutely and permanently cure Constipation, Indigestion, Sick and Uilious Headaches, Dizziness, Bil ious Attacks, and all derangements -of the liver, "stomach, and bowels. They cure permanently, because they act naturally. A hey don't hock and weaken the system, like the huge, old-fashioned pills. And they're more effective. One little Pellet for a corrective or laxative three for a cathartic. They're the cheapest pills you can buy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction,, or your money is re turned. You pay only for the good you get. For a perfect and permanent cure of Catarrh, take Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Its proprietors offer $500 reward for an incurable case. , While in Chicago, Mr. Charles L. Kahler, a prominent shoe merchant of Des Moines, Iowa, had quite a serious time of it. He took such a severe cold that he could hardly talk or navigate, but the prompt use of Chamberlain's Cmigh Remedy cured him so quickly iht others at the hotel who had bad colds followed his example and half a dozen persons ordered it from the near est drug store. They were profuse in their thanks to Mr. Kahler for telling tl.em how to cure a bad cold so quickly. F-.r sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug- He Can I see Miss Smith? Servant (who knows him) No, sir; she's out. He Out where? Out with some other f-'low? Servant No sir ; she's out with n. nr. That's what she told me, sir. Det r lit Free Press. liucltlen's Arinoa mlT. isat salve in the world for cuts, ; -.. sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei - tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, .i iiH. and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures pises, or no pay required. It im guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunaea. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes A Kin nrflv Notice to Taxpayers. The county board of equalization will meet in the assessor's office on Monday, Sept. 24th, and .continue in session one week, for the purpose of equalizing the assessment of Wasco connty for 1894. All tax payers who have not been inter viewed by the assessor will please call at the office on Thursdays, Fridays or Sat urdays, as all property must he assessed. Joel Koontz, County Assessor. Another Call. "Alt county warrants registered prior t.. .Irtmiary 1, 1891, will be paid on pre- t;t ion at my office. Interest ceases r S-pt. 10th. Wm. Micheli., County Treasurer. . I' '-asier to dodge the income tax e ) ec'or than a girl who's just learning t - ri - the bicycle. New York Ee- I w 1 HE m I a NX Seed Rye. Feed Oats. Rolled Barley. Poultry and Eggs "bought and sold. Choice G-roceries & Fruits. Grass Seeds. Living Prices. 'Where's yer daddy?" "He's plow ing." "An' where's yer mammy?" "Makin' him plow." Atlanta Constitu tion. There is more Catarrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be ' incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease, and prescribed local rem edies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it in curable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional disease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hay's Catarrh, manufactured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure in the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the bloodjand mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address. - F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. jgFSold by Druggists, 75c. Doctor I would advise you to take quinine in all the whiskey you drink. Old Peppei But, great Scott! doctor, isn't quinine in such quantities injuri ous? Judge. Specimen Cases S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism, his stomach was disordered, his liver was affected to an alarming degree, ap petite fell away, and he was terribly re duced in flesh and strength. Three hot ties of Electric Bitters cured him. Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111., had a running sore on his leg of eight years' standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is sound and well. John Speaker, Cata waba, O., had five large fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was incurable one bottle Electric Bitters and one box Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him en tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. Caesar was a lucky man. He could go around where he pleased and his wife never asked any annoying questions. She was above suspicion. Boston Trans cript. - Now Try Tills. It will cost you nothing and will sure ly do you good, if you have a cough, cold, or any trouble with throat, chest or lungs. Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, coughs and colds is guar anteed to give relief, or money will he paid back. Sufferers from la grippe found it just the thing and under its use had a speedy and thorough recov- eay. Try a sample bottle at our ex pense, and learn for yourself just how good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's drug store. Large size 50c and $1. Uncle Tell we frankly, Fred, what is the amount of your debts? Fred Oh, my dear uncle, just as much as you please. Fliegende Blatter. Irving W. Laimore, physical director of T. M. C. A., Des Moines,' Iowa, says he can conscientiously . recommend Chamberlain's Pain Balms to athletes, gymnasts, bicyclists, foot ball players and the profession in'general for bruises, sprains and dislocations ; also for sore ness and stiffness of the muscles. When applied before the parts become swollen it will effect a cure in one half the time usually required. For sale by B.akeley & fioagnton Jjruggists. She Speaking of brave deeds, I once prevented a man from committing sui oide. He How? She I married him Yonkers Gazette. A. M. Bailey, a well-known citizen .of Eugene, Or., says his wife has for years been troubled with chronic diarrhoea and used many remedies with little relief until she tried Chamberlain's Colic Cholera and diarrhoea Remedy, which has cured her sound and well. Give it a trial and you will be surprised at the prompt relief it affords. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Druggists. ' - . Fat on Tour Glasses and Look at This, From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to Geo. W. xtOWLAND, 113 Third St, The Dalles, Or. Continual Submarine Warfare Bag- : Iner Off tn French Coast. ' : From the Largest Down to the Smallest the Inhabitants or the Waters Devour Their Inferiors in Size Paternal - Ism of the Government.. There is a frightful waste of life in the processes of nature on these coasts, says a St. Pierre-M iquelon correspond ent of the New York Evening Post. In the water the warfare of each against all and all against each is eternally go ing on. The lobster devours the small er shellfish which live upon the animal cules; the prickly oursin, or sea ur chin, lies in wait on every stone and rock for his particular prey; the cod Swallows everything- that comes with in its reach, herring, capelan, squid and periwinkles for choice; and at this sea son the sand is littered with the roes of fish and with the bodies of fry that have succumbed prematurely in the struggle for existence. Vast flocks of seabirds help to augment the universal carnage, and man takes a hand in it too, and often in turn falls a victim to the wintry sea. Yet with wholesale death all round them there is not a happier people anywhere than the in habitants of the St. Pierre-Miquelon. Apparently the only drawback is the excessive amount . of government. Everybody and everything is regulated by decree or by by-law. The council, consisting of elected members, passes decrees and by-laws, so does the gov ernor with his large entourage of minor officials, so does the colonial minister in France. The new decrees are published in an official gazette every week; the new by-laws are pro claimed at the street corners by a trumpeter, who blows his horn and reads them aloud with a considerable display of dignity. On the other hand, France takes pood care of the people. The widows and orphans of drowned fishermen are pro vided with work at the ouvroir- or at the laundries where the fishermen's kits are cleaned, the washing- "being- done in the mountain streams and the clothes laid upon the rocks to bleach. Others work on the graviers, the stretches of stone where the cod are dried, getting1 two francs a day with a little claret. Those who cannot work are supplied with food and fuel. There is a most elaborate bounty system bounties lor building dories and small schooners, for inshore fishing, for deep sea or bank fishing, for selling the catch in Europe, for selling it in America, for exporting- the roes to the sardine -fishermen in France and for extracting oil from the livers. Then there are outfit bounties, the owner of a craft receiving a sum proportionate to 'the number of hands he employs, bounties' to encourage fishing- on the French shore of Newfoundland and bounties to promote the manufacture of manure from fish offal. It is necessary to add that this in tense paternalism has produced the usual results. If the people are happy, after a fashion, they are also slow and unenterprising. The American, New foundland and Canadian fishermen beat them all hollow at seining herring or catching cod on the banks. It is only lately that the French have taken to using dories. Formerly they dispatched all hands on the vessel in a big cha loupe to ply the -lines, and if the cha- loupe was lost the vessel itself .was thrown out of the running for the season; whereas if one dory with its two men aboard comes to grief there are half a dozen others left to prosecute the work. The Grand-Barachois on Langlade contains tens of thousands of seals in the early spring-, tumbling a oout the beach like clowns in a circus, but this fishery, from which the New foundlanders make a lot of money, is not carried on at all by the French. They rely too much on the cod boun ties, which enable them, whatever the market price is, to undersell their com petitors, and devote but little attention to the development of new branches of fishing or to the improvement of then- vessels and gear. The Chora That failed. A traveling peddler of patent churns called at a farmhouse m Lewistbn the other day soliciting patronage, says the Journal, and, ascertaining- that the lady had a churning of cream on hand, was anxious to churn it. The lady said that she had a patent churn al ready, but the man insisted that his was so much better that he could get two pounds more butter from the cream than 6he could from her churn. She said: "If you can I will buy it." So he left the churn, promising- to come and prove it the next morning. The lady put her cream into her own churn and brought her butter; took it out and poured the buttermilk into the vender's churn. He came, the next morning and churned and churned, but no butter, exclaiming at last: "There is no butter in this cream." "I know it," said the lady, "for I've churned it m my churn; but I wanted to see you get that other two pounds." There was no sale and no further conversa tion. The Ignorant Saltan. According to Spanish sources the new sultan of Morocco . evinces an in credible amount of ignorance. The following may serve as an illustration. says the Detroit Free Press: Several European officers had tried to explain to him the compass, but in spite of all explanations the Moorish ruler insisted that the motions of the needle were caused by clockwork and would not be convinced of his error. The officers talked to him about the railroads, and Abdul Aziz questioned them about the time it would take to ride from Tan gier to Mequinez. The answer was: "Two hours." But the sultan would not believe it, and thought the foreign ers were trying to fool him. Among other things he asked was whether Belgium was the first war power of Europe (the Belgians sell large quanti ties of arms and ammunition to Moroc co) and whether "Republic" was still the king of France, speaking all the time of King Republic. v N M Mustang Liniment for Burns, Caked & Inflamed Udders. 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