Tne Dalles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. BY MAIL, rOSTAOB rUUIS, IX ADYANC. Weekly, 1 year. " 6 months.. 8 " Dally, 1 year. " 6 months. f 1 60 0 75 050 8 00 8 00 0 60 per Address ail communication to " THE CHRON ICLE," The Dalles, Oregon. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1894 THE INCOME TAX. Every person with an income of $4,000 per year and every business corporation has to face the income tax of the tariff bill. As showing what is considered a person's income let us quote some items from the law: ' Interests npon notes, bonds and other securities ; profits realized within a year from sales of real estate purchased with in s year from sales of real estate pur chased within two years previous ; in terest received or accrued upon all notes, bonds, mortgages or other forms of in debtedness, whether paid or not, if good and collectable, less' the interest paid by such person during this year ; all interest on bonds, notes or coupons ; receipts from live stock, sugar, cotton, wool, butter, cheese, pork, beef, mut ton, or other meats ; hay, grain or other productions of produce of the estate of each person, less the amount expended in the production of euch stock or pro dace ; all other gains, profits or income derived from any source whatever, ex cept that derived in salary from the United States. The following deductions are allowed : 1. Necessary expenses to carry on business. 2. AH interest paid during the year. 3. All taxes paid during the year. 4. All losses actually sustained not compensated by insurance or otherwise. 5. Debts ascertained to be worthless. Another provision is that : In computing the income of any per son, corporation or association, there shall not be included the amount' re ceived from any corporation, company or association if the tax of two per cent has been paid Hpon its net profits of each organization as required by law. .The last clause given above would in clude all employes or corporations, al though not intended to do so. Every corporation will be obliged to make a eworn statement, in which it will be forced to state : 1. Its gross profits. 2. Its expenses, exclusive of interest, annuities and dividends. 9. The net profits without allowing for interest, annuities or dividends. 4. Amounts paid for interest, annui ties and dividends. 5. Every person who receives a sal ary in excess of $4,000, and the amount. The O. R. & N. Co. is endeavoring to have its taxes reduced from $4,500 to $4,000 per mile. Its claim for a reduc tion is based upon the deterioration in values caused by inability to earn in terest on the amount invested. The fact is no doubt true, but what is true of the railroad is also true of every other industry. The O. R. ot N. is certainly getting rich just as fast as the wheat grower or the stockman. If the assess ment of one is reduced so should that of the otUer be. This would prove gratify ing to everybody were it not for the fact that just so much money must'be raised, and if all assessments were reduced, the rae of taxation would have to be in creased. The only question to be con sidered in dealing with the company's application is, "Is their assessment as compared with that of the balance of the property in the county, too high?" The entire press of the state has had something to Bay concerning the book trust; each presuming that what the other said was true. Now we do not know anything concerning this alleged octopus, and would like some information. Who and what is the American book trust. What do they propose to do, and how do th'ey intend to do it? We believe in having a good selection of books, and then sticking to them, and if we have not that kind now, in the name of common sense why haven't we? If the books selected by the last batch of Bchool superintend ents are no good, what ' guaranty have we that another batch selected by the present superintendents would be any better. But in the meanwhile who knows anything about the alleged "book trust?" . The latest news from China is decid edly interesting. , The Chinese troops at Wiju are said to have mutinied. The army is lacking in two things, one is patriotism and the other ammunition. At Wiju the troops mutinied and threw away their arms, because they had no ammunition. Peking is said to be in a state of panic, the mention of the Japan ese being sufficient to make the whole city tremble. The Japs on the contrary are full of fight and enthusiasm, and that they will march on Peking is a cer tain fact. China is already whipped, her armies are demoralized and her people in a state of terror. The next month will show great things in the Chinese empire. If it is, it should be reduced ; if it is not, it should be left as it is, or raised until it bears neither more nor less than its proper share of taxation. That $4,500 per mile is not an exorbitant assessment, is a self evident fact, and especially is this true when it is taken into consider ation that the rolling stock is assessed at only $750 per mile. tin computing the amount of interest that must be earned the value of the road is put at several times $5,000 per mile, and it should pay at least on thirty per cent of its value. President Cleveland has issued a proclamation granting amnesty to all Mormons who have violated the laws concerning polygamy. The. president gives as a reason for his action that the church authorities have instructed their people to obey the law and to cease the practice of polygamy, and the president, believing that the practice has been abandoned, pardons all who have vio lated the law. The Florida storm, the particulars of which are just becoming known, did a great amount of damage to orchards and orange groves, but fortunately no lives were lost. The prediction of this storm and the two days' warning given thoee who lived within its area is the most noteworthy thing the weather bureau has ever done. TIMES ARE CHANGED. An Old Woman's Reflections on the Vir tues of Long Ajzo. "Law," said one of the wealthiest old ladies in Clarke county, Ind., the other day, according- to the Louisville Com mercial, "girls are not what they used to be. This is the first time that I have been in town for thirty years, and I had no idea that there was any such carryings-on. Why, there is a man who works for a livinfr at so much per week, and his family has a carriage, and they spend nearly everything he makes. The dinners they have at their houses are nicer than I have, and their chil dren are dressed finer than any I ever saw before. I reared fifteen children myself, but none of them ever had such clothes as those, children of this man have. Still, all of mine now have good farms and bank accounts, and g-o to church, and try to be Christians. When I was married my husband had a horse and I owned a cow. They were all that we had. We rented a place, and now we not only own that place, but several more in that neighborhood, be sides some business property in Louis ville. I have never worked hard, and have enjoyed myself in a quiet way. These people who are spending every thing they get, and would bein a bad fix if the husband were suddenly thrown out of work, can hardly be having a better time than I am, be cause they must be continually worry ing as to how long they can keep it up. I am positively alarmed when I think of it myself. These are the kind of people that fill the almshouses. Every body can save, unless there is sickness in the family." A THREE-EYED LIZARD. I One of the Most Striking Cariosities of the Reptilian Kingdom. "Speaking1 of lizards, the queerest! one we have seen for a long time reached us the other day from New Xealand," suys a scientist in the Wash liton correspondence of the St. Louis iJlobe-Dc-uioerat. "It is ncru-jd the "cyelopcan lizard' becauue it ha a third eye on the top of its head. Ilc-.vcver, it is not a. true lizard, but a tor; of con necting link between thu lizards and the turtles. The species 5.-. limitad to a small island near l-'ew Zealand, and it has been rendered r.lmor.t entirely ex tinct by hogs with a taste for its ficsh. It attains a length of three feet, but all of the bi ones were eatou up long1 ago. The third eye is rudimentary, buta dis section of its structure, plainly reveals the eye socket, the lens,, and a strand of nerves connecting the visual tract of the. bx-ain. "This eye is interesting chiefly be cau se it corresponds to the third eye with which every human being is provided. The co-called 'pineal gland' is actually an eye that has become rudimentary. The gland is about the size and shape of a pes, and is situated in the middle of the head. Place the end of your 1'fiiger just above the bridge of your '. on a level with the eyes, and di ivcily behind that point five inches is the " land. It Gtill retains somewhat the structure of an eye. The ancients supposed it to be the center of con sciousness and the seat of the soul." PERT PARROTS. Cute Sayings Attributed to the Talka tive Birds. There is no end to the stories about parrots. We all doubtless member the cheeky bird at the parrot show, which, uncovered last of all among the competitors, placed his head knowing ly on one side, and ejaculated: "My eye! what a lot of parrots!" of course securing the prize. A Boston man has a parrot that puts its claw before its face, and shyly croaks: "Polly had a letter this morning an offer of mar riage for Polly!" and a Philadelphia parrot earnestly adjures the children to "Hurry up to 6chool last bell is ringing you'll be late!" Another poor parrot was owned by a young man who tried to teach it to welcome a rich rela tive with the words: "Good morning, uncle!" The bird was slow to learn, so he lost his temper, took the bird by the neck and shook it, exclaiming, an grily: "Say "good morning, uncle,' you fool!" The ' next day the young man heard a terrible noise in the hennery. On making his way there, he found three hens dead on the .floor, while on a perch in the corner was the parrot, holding a hen by the throat, and shriek ing: "Say 'good morning, uncle,' you fool!" Notice. All city warrants registered prior to January 2, 1892, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Burget, City Treas. Dated Dalles City, Aug. 1, 1894. A Little Daughter Of a Church of England minister cured of a distressing- rash, . by Ayer'a Sarsaparilla. Mr. Richard Birks, the well-known Druggist, 207 McGill St., Montreal, P. Q., says: I have sold Ayer's Family Medicines for 40 years, and have heard nothing but good said of them. I know of many Wonderful Cures performed by Ayer's Sarsaparilla, one in particular being that of a little daughter of a Church of England minis ter. The child was literally covered from head to foot with a red and ex ceedingly troublesome rash, from which she had suffered for two or three years, in spite of the best medical treatment available. Her father was in great distress about the case, and, at my recommendation, at last began to ad minister Ayer's Sarsaparilla, two bot tles of which effected a complete cure, much to her relief and her father's delight. I am sure, were he here to-day, he would testify in the strongest terms as to the merits of Ayer's Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J.C.Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mags. Cures others, will cure you THIS PLACE RESERVED FOR J. B. CROSSEN'S FIRST CLASS FAMILY GROCERY STORE. A Letter. The Dalles, Or., Sept. 28, 1894. THE KRANICH & BACH PIANO has won GOLDEN OPINIONS FROM ALL sorts of people. AT A REDUCED PRICE I have STILL ONE LEFT AT ONLY $270. Former price, $350. To the music-lovers, I hare only just opened the door. There is being prepared inside a feast which I will shortly spread before you. In the meantime I offer you bargains that will whet your appetite for more. Yours verj truly, I. C. NICKELSEN. Guardian's Sale of Real Estate. Notice is hereby given thst the undersigned, guardian of the parson and estate of Nancy b tun lev. an aged and infirm person, by virtue of an order of the County Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco County, in probate, made and entered on the 4th day of September, A. D., 1894, at the regular September term of said Court for the year 1894, will on Saturday, Octo ber 20th, 1894, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. m. of said dav, on the premises known as the Home stead of John Stanley, deceased, situated on the south bank of the Columbia River at Hood River, in Wasco County, State ot Oregon, sell at Public Auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand, the following described real property be longing to said estate to-wit: Lots-numbered One 1, Two 2, Thrte 31 and Four 41 of Section Thirty-two 32 in 1 ownship Three 3 North of Range Eleven 11, East of the Willamette Meridian, containing 139 45-100 acres and situated in Wasco County, State of Oregon. Together with the tenements, heredi taments and appurtenances thereto belonging. All of said lots to be sold in one parcel and said sale to be subject to confirmation by said Court. Dated September 15, 1894. HANS LAGE, Guardian of the person and estate of Nancy Stanley, an aged an infirm person. D R. A. DIETRICH. Physician and Surgeon, DUFUft, OREGON. 0 All professional calls promptly attende to, day and night. . aprl4 JOHS M. KANE, Physician and Surgeon. -VUFUE, OREGON. Late House Surseon, St. Vincent's Hospital of Portland, Oregon. sep28 Notice. All persons are hereby notified not to hire or keep Marion Hurst, a lad 14 years old, about their premises, as his terviees are needed at home. augl8-lm JAMES HURST. Prices that will I Astonish You, Just received a tine stock of goods, -which I am offering ' - at astonishingly low prices. A fine line of DRESS GOODS, SILKS, GINGHAMS, CALICOS, LACES, EMBROIDERIES, MENS' SUITS, BOYS' SUITS, CHILDREN'S SUITS; Call and See PROFESSIONAL. I H. RLDDELL Attorney-at-Law Office 11. Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. . B. DUrUB. FRANK KENETXI. I tFUR, fe MENEFEE ATTOBKITS-AT-t law Rooms 42 and 43, over Poet n4 Building, Entrance on Washington Street rt rallea. Oregou. BENNETT, ATTORNE Y-AT-LA W. Of V . dee in Schanno' buildiug, up stain. The )!. Oregon. J. B. CONDOli. J. V. COKDOH. CONDON & CONDON, ATTORNEYS AT LAW Office on Court street, opposite the old court house, The Dalles, Or. B. l.HCNTISOTOS. - H. S. WILSOH. HUNTINGTON & WILSON ATTORNEYS-AT-u Offices, French's block over lrst Na tional Bank . Dalles. Oregon. H. WILSON Attornky-at-latt Rooms . French St Co.'s bank building. Second tree., The Dalles, Oregon. . ' . J SUTHERLAND, M. I C. M. ; F. T. M. C. M. C. P. and 6. O., Physician and Sur geon. - Rooms 3 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Thornbury's, west end of Second street. DR. EBHELMAN (HOMOEOPATHIC J PHYSICIAN and Sobgbon. Calls answered promptly lay or night, city or oountry. Office No. 86 and 'Chapman block. wtf I) B. O. D. DOANE FHT8ICIAK AND BUB- 9R0N. Office; rooms 6 and 6 Chapman ... Residence: S. E. corner Court and fourth streets, sec -nd door from the comer ffiee hours 9 to 13 A. M.. to 6 and 7 to 8 P. M D. rIDDALL Dentist. Gas given for the ' nainless extraction of teeth. Also teeth ? on Bowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of r;e iroiaen rootn. becona btreet. Iiessons. -IN- FRENCH AND LATIN. JBr. Gay de la Celle WILL GIVE LESSONS IN THESE LANGUAGES TO PUPILS. : : : Twenty Lessons for Five Dollars. PRIVATE LESSONS, SOc. Mr. De la Celle is a graduate of the University of Paris. Residence, cor. Tenth and Union Sts. THE We wish to announce that we have made a specialty of Winter Blooming Bulbs. . HYACINTHS and LILIIES, POTTED PLANTS of All Kinds. We are prepared to furnish on short notice cut flowers for all occasions; aleo pot plants and wires. John Pashek, The Merchant Tailor, IN TH1 Old Rvmofy Building, Washington Street, between Second bet. Second and Third, Han just received the latest styles in Suitings for Gentlemen, and hs a large assortment of Fonlgn and Amer lean Cloths, which he can finish To Order for those that favor him. Cleaning and Bepairing a Specialty. St: Mary's Academy THE DALLES, OR. EE-OPENS SEPTEMBEE 3d, 1894. BOARDING AND DAY SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. Rates per term of ten weeks, . payable in advance: Board and Tuition 40 00 Entrance Fee (payable but once) b 00 Bed and Beading 3 00 Instrumental MubIc, Type-writing, Telegraphy, Drawing and Painting form extra charges. French, German, Latin, Needlework and Vocal Music taught free of charge to regular pupils. RATE3 FOR DAY-PUPILS. $5, ?6, ?8 or $10 per term according to grade. For further particulars address, , . SISTER SUPERIOR. StuDiiny Gieeioiise Say, are you happy? I f you are not, and need a Stove, call and see the Largest Assortment of Cook and Heating in .the city, at prices that will surely make you smile. . ; You want a Stove, - .We want your Money. Come and be convinced that we mean, what we say. We defy competition MAYS & CROWE. 3D. 7V. VSlTTSSES, Successor to -DEALER IN- PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS. And the Most Complete and Latest Patterns and Deeigns in WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER. PRACTICAL PAINTER and PAPER HANGER. None but the best brands of J. W. MASURY'S PAINTS used in all onr work, and none but the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masury Liquid Paints. No chem icel combination or soap mixture. ' A first-class article in all colors. All orders promptly attended to. Store and Paint Shoo corner Third and Washington Sts.. The Dalles, 0re-oL THE CALIFORNIA WINEHOUSE. ALL California Wines FflEE DELIVERY TO Call on or address - CHS. What? Where? TH COLUMBIA BREWERY, AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery is now turning out the best Beer and Porter east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and on. y the first-class article will be placed on he markt Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL WatchmakerlJeweler All work promptly attended to, and warranted. Can now be found at 162 Second street. - Stoves Pant Kreft & Co. KINDS OF at Low Prices. flJiY PART Op THE CITY. SECHT' The Dalles, Ol. Hand-Corded Corsets, Health Reform Waists, Nursing Corsets, Misses' Waists, Children's Waists, Shoulder Braces and Hose Supporters made to order. At the Pacific Corset Company's Factory, north east of the Fair Grounds. It desired each garment will be fitted before being finished. Call at the fac tory and examine our goods, or drop a card in the office, and our agent will call and secure your order. RATTED Ad. Ktller is now located at "W. H. Butts' old stand, and will be glad to wait upon his many friends. j