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DeafnesB is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the juoeabutBu a u it ucu iuis I.UITO gcio . inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless IT ... l. : TnuA H7 1. . 1 . the inflammation can be taken out and -this tobe restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be deetroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by atarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. .We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by catarih11 that cannot be cored by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. jty Sold by Druggists, 75c. Doctor I would advise yon to take quinine in all the whisky you drink. Old lViHer But, great Scott! doctor, isn't quinine in such qnantities inju rious? Pnck. ' A Leader. 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" All county' warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. Interest ceases after Sept. 10th. '-; Wk. Michbll, County Treasurer. ACID FOR MAKING SUGAR. A Curious Process Which ptas Met with ; Some Success In lYance. - A very novel method-of making sugar has been patented "in France by M. Pellegrini, says the American Archi tect. Sugar is, chemically, a compound of carbon, oxygen and hydrogen, in such proportions that if carbonic acid, water and certain kinds of illumin ating gas could be persuaded to unite, in the proper qnantities, the composi tion of sugar would "be exactly imi tated.' Hitherto no one has been able to make sugar by mixing water with two kinds of gas, but M. Pellegrini claims to have succeeded. The ap paratus he uses consists of a large block of pumice stone, cleansed by soaking, first in sulphuric acid and then in wa ter, which is set in an iron box plated with nickel inside. The length of the box is three times that of the pumice stone block, which is tightly fitted into the middle, and pipes are arranged to convey the ingredients to the empty ends of the box, as required. Two of them enter from the sides, and serve to bring carbonic acid and hydro-carbon gas, while another pipe from above branches so as to reach both empty portions of the box and conveys steam. All the pipes are fitted with valve and pressure gauges. t.'- Another pipe, at the bottom of the box, serves as an outlet. At first this pipe is closed, as is also the steam pipe from above, and carbonic acid is forced into one end of the box, while ethylene gas is forced into the other, under equal pressure and in equal volumes. A few minutes later the steam valve above is opened and the steam forced in under the same pressure. As the gases unite the pressure falls, so that the supply of each must be kept constant. At the end of half an hour the supply of gas is shut off, the outlet pipe is opened and one of the chambers is found to be filling with syrup, con taining twenty-five per cent, of sugar. The syrup is drawn off for refining,' and as soon as the apparatus is cool it is ready for a fresh charge. The ethylene gas can be obtained by. roasting rosin or 'grease, but M. Pellegrini's patent covers other hydro-Carbons, such as petroleum products. ' The explanation is that the three gases are condensed in the pores of the pumice stone and there unite; but M. Maumene, who has made some experiments, declares this to be doubtful, and in Cosmos expresses doubt as to the success of the process. THE GREEN CORN DANCE. How It Is Conducted Amonr the Potta wa.tom.la Indians In Kansas. The Pottawatomie Indians are at present having their annual "green corn dance" on their reservation, about twenty miler north, of town. The green corn dance is a ' celebration to the Indian deity on the arrival of the green corn, as the name suggests, says the Topeka Journal. The dance lasts day and night for sometimes as long as eight days, though of late years the limit has been shortened as civiliza tion approached. It will : probably soon die out altogether.. Of course the braves they alone do the dancing do not dance all this time without rest. The dance simply keeps up that long, different braves dancing while others rest. The exercises are conducted in a ring not unlike the cir cus ring. The participants are dressed in all the grotesque costumes of the race, with feathers, beads and furs. The braves are seated around the edge of the ring with faces to the center. The music, which consists of several Indians beating on one skin drum in the middle of the ring, you could not distinguish, but there must be some tune about the noise, for the players always strike together without a break. The dance which consists -of contortions of the body that only an Indian is capable of and hideous imita tions of theories of wild animals lasts continuously for about half an hour, and then the music stops, while one of the braves in the ring makes a speech', always in the Indian toiyrue. The squaws' part of the programme lies in taking- care of the babies and cooking a green-colored liquid from the corn, which is brought into the ring in tin buckets steaming hot, and from which the dancers take refresh ment. ' HER OBNOXIOUS ATTIRE. It Was Too Much for the Nerves of This Poor Woman. " " Bad nerves are frequently very troublesome. ' Experience proves that it is always advisable to nip their dem onstrations in the bud before they get too audacious and assume control of the whole system. ' At a garden concert the other even ing, says the New York World, a very fine-looking, elderly woman in a high ly desirable seat seemed to be laboring under a mysterious malady. She twisted about, she wriggled, she rubbed her hands together excitedly, she leaned back and shut her eyes as if in desperation. What could be the mat ter with her? She did not seem warm, for she did not fan, and she looked too well to be on the verge of a stroke of any kind. Suddenly the mystery was solved. Before her sat a lovely summer girl clad in a charming fluffy gown of silk . gauze. The perturbed old lady leaned and touched her on the shoul der. Then she said:. "Young lady, your gown is beauti ful, but it is made with the stripes run ning bias on your back, and they drive me nearly frantic. Would you mind changing- seats with me, so I can't see them? If you don't I shall certainly have to go home." And the charming girl changed seats with her. ' Napoleon's Poison Bag:. A curious detail of Napoleon Bona parte's costume was the religious care with which he kept hung around his neck the little leather envelope, shaped like a heart, which contained the poison that was to liberate him in case of irretrievable reverses of fortune. This poison was prepared after a recipe that Cabanis had given to Corvisart, and after the year 1808 the emperor never undertook a campaign without having his little packet of poison. . CURIOSITIES OF PLANT LIFE, t Trees That Distill Water, Furnish Light, - Change Color, and Catch Fish. On the Canary Island grows a foun tain tree, a tree most needed in some parts of the island, says the San Jose (Cal.) Mercury It is said that the leaves constantly distill enough water to furnish drink; to every living crea ture in Hiero, nature having provided this ' remedy for the drought of the island. Every morning, near this jsart of the island, a cloud or mist arises from the sea, which the - winds force against the steep cliff on which the tree grows, and it is from the mist that the tree distills the water. China, too, claims her remarkable tree. This is known as the tallow tree, so called from the fact of its producing a' substance like tallow, and which serves the same purpose, is of the same consistency, color and smell' On the island of Lewchew grows a tree about the size of a common ch.erry tree, which possesses the peculiarity of changing the color of its blossoms. At one time the flower assumes the tint of the lily, and again shortly takes the color of the rose. In Thibet there is a curious tree known as the tree of the thousand im ages; its leaves are covered with well defined characters of the Thibetan alphabet. It is of great .age and the only one of its kind known there. The caobab tree is considered one of the most wonderful of the vegetable kingdom.- It appears that nothing can kill this tree; hence it reaches an astonishing age as well as enormous size. The natives make a strong cord from the fibers of the bark; hence the trees are continually barked, but without damage, as they soon put forth a new bark. It seems impervious to fire and even the ax is resisted, as it continues to grow in length while it is lying on the ground. In Mexico there is a plant known by the name of Palo de Leche. It be longs to the family of euphorbia. The Indians throw .the leaves into the water and the fish become stupefied and rise to the surface and are then caught by the natives. In this case the effect of the narcoctic soon passes off. The milk of this plant thrown upon the fire gives out fumes that produce nausea and headache. The milk taken inter nally is a deadly poison; it will pro duce death or insanity according to the size of the doze. There .is a popular belief among the lower class in Mexico that the insanity of the ex-Empress Carlotta was caused by this poison. ' AN ARTIFICIAL NIAGARA. England's Scheme to Utilize the Current of the Irish Channel. England does not propose to be be hind the United States in the utiliza tion of natural waWrpower for electric lighting and machinery. Since- she has no Niagara, she proposes, it is said, to make one- The force to be borrowed is that of old ocean itself, says an article in the Boston Traveller. The North sea flows through the Irish channel -with a swift southward current. At " the Mull of Cantire, only "fifteen miles from Scotland, the average depth of the strait is not more than three hundred feet. A dam built at jthis point would incidentally per mit of rajlroad connection between the sister islands. But the main purpose of its construction would be to bank up, the waters and create an artificial difference of levels. The sea north of such a wall would at once rise higher than the Irish sea, which would be turned into an inlet or bay. By tapping the dam an almost in exhaustible power could be drawn upon, since the greater width of the wall would more than make up for the steeper descent of the narrow Niagara river. Secondary advantages, such as increased navigability of the now stormy Irish sea and improvement in the ports of eastern Iceland are claimed for the plan. Sensitive Aboat His Age. When a distinguished man like M. Grevy refuses to tell his age, surely or dinary women may be excused for so purely feminine weakness. By this sub terfuge the president misled his country men into believing him to be six years younger than he was, "according to an anecdote, as follows: "M. Grevy was al ways very reluctant to tell his age and openly admitted that reluctance. At a dinner party given by one of his friends in 1872, the future president of the republic said, with a smile: 'Peo ple may try as much as they like, they will never know my real age.' And, in fact, when M. Herold, who was some time a minister of the third republic, endeavored to obtain definite particu lars of M. Grevy'sage for a new edition of 'Vapereau,' M. Grevy persistently re fused to supply them. 'The archives of Mountsous-Vaudrey were burnt in 1813,' he said, 'and you must do the best you can.. You'll . get no informa tion from'me.' As a consequence, all M. Grevy's biographers gave the year 1813 as that of his birth, while in real ity he was born in 1807." . 1 . The Discovery of Glass. There . is little or nothing known with certainty in regard to the inven tion or discovery of glass. ' Some of the oldest specimens are Egyptian, and the age of certain glass vessels made by that people, which are now kept in the British museum, is believed to be at least 4', 194 years, dating back to the year 2300 B. C. Transparent glass was first used about 750 B. C, the credit of this latter discovery being given to the Phoenicians. The old story of its acci dental discovery is familiar: Merchants who were resting their cooking pots on blocks of suhcarbonate of soda found glass produced by the union, under heat, of the alkali and the sands of the desert. A Russian Charm. The Russian method for young girls to find out when they will be married is for a party of them to assemble and take off their rings and drop them into a basket of corn, stirring the grfam meantime till all the rings are hidden and then a hen is brought in and in vited to partake of the corn and the owner of the first ring uncovered will be the first to enter matrimony. 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Mm & Carpts Notice Is hereby given that the undersigned has by the County Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco county, In probate, been appointed administrator of the estate of August Detlefsen deceased. All persons having claims against said estate are hereby required to present them, with proper vouchers, to me at the law office of Condon & Condon, The Dalles, Oregon, within six months from the date of this notice. Dated July 28, 1894. HANS LAGE, Administrator.