SUNSHINE comes, no matter how dark the clouds are, when the woman who is borne down by woman's troubles turns to Doctor Pierce's Favorite Prescription. If her life is made gloomy by the chronic weak nesses, delicate de rangements, and painful disorders that afflict her sex, they are com tot rA i pletely cured. If she's overworked, nervous, or "run-down," she has new life and strength. " Favorite Prescription " is a powerful, invigorating tonic and a soothing and strengthening nervine, purely vegetable, perfectly harmless. It regulates and promotes all the proper functions of womanhood, improves digestion, (enriches . the blood, dispels aches and pains, brings refreshing sleep, and restores health and vigor. For every "fe male complaint" and disturbance, it is the only remedy so sure and un failing that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, you have your money back. Can be counted on to cure Catarrh -Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It's nothing new. For 25 years it has been doing that very thing. It gives prompt and complete relief. The proprietors offer $500 for an incurable case of Catarrh. Teacher Why did you put that pin in my chair? Bad Boy Boo hoo! How do yer know I put it dere? Teacher Because you were the only boy in the room who was hard at work studying when I sat on it. Judge. Deafness Cannot be Cared By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. -There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Peafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you. have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine oases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by catarth) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. JtySold by Druggists, 75c. An Irishman asked a Scotchman one day "Why a railway engine was always called she." Sandy replied: "Perhaps it's on account of the horrible noise it makes when it tries to whistle." Pearson's Weekly. A. Million Friends. A friend in need is a friend indeed and not less than One million people have found just such a friend in Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs', and Colds. If you have never used this Great Cough Medicine, one trial will convince you that it has wonderful curative powers in all diseases of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Each bottle is guaranteed to do all that is claimed or money will be refunded. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinerely's drug store. Large bottles 50c and $1. ' Miss Ricketts Sue is an awful tat tler. , Miss Gaskett O, that can't be. Miss Ricketts But it is. I have it straight from Blanche, and she is Sue's dearest friend. The Listener. While in Chicago, Mr. Charles L. Kahler, a prominent shoe merchant of Des Moines, Iowa, had quite a serious time of it. He took Buch a severe cold that he could hardly talk or navigate, but the prompt use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured him so quickly that others at the hotel who bad bad colds followed his example and half a dozen persons ordered it from the near est drug store. They were ' profuse in their thanks to Mr. Kahler for telling them how to cure a bad cold so quickly. For sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug gists. Henpeckt I never spent but ten dol lars foolishly .in all my life. Friend What was that for, pray? Henpeckt The minister's fee when I was mar ried. The Sufferer. Bncklen'i Annca SalTe. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei - sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively ' cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin rsly. Another Call. All county warrants registered prior to January 1, 1891, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. Interest ceases afterNSept. 10th. Wm. Micheix, County Treasurer. Natural Science: Teacher When water becomes ice what great Change takes place? Pupil The change in the price. Harlem Life. OLD-TIME ENEMIES. China and. Japan Have Been Foes for Two Thousand Years. Cores Since Time Oat of Blind Ilm Been the Bone of Contention Between the Two Nations The First Invasion. . In the "Land of the Chrysanthemum," by Dr. David Murray, jvho was for crly adviser to' the Japanese min ister of education, are some interesting' facts -concerning Japan's relations with Corea and China. From China Japan got everything except certain minor phjises of art taught her by Corean prisoners and exiles. From China she pot her literatcre and her very alpha bet, the traditions of her art, almost all her higher life. This is not the first time she has quarreled with China over Corea, but of that anon. Once China i".efmitely decided on the conquest of Japan. It was in the day s of Kublai Han, who decreed the stately pleasure housy in Coleridge's Xanadn. The Jap saene allege that Kublai sent one hun dred thousand men for the invasion, r.ail that he managed to transport them three hundred junks. The forces eroded were defeated by the hero To :i:aune, and a typhoon finished off the Chinese armada. The first Japanese invasion of Corea, r .-. Dr. Murray points out, was under : Ucs Empress Jingo, who was mother of the god of war; therefore it has to be taken with salt. Corea, or', as the Japanese call it, Chosen, was divided into three kingdoms, Korai, Shiraki and Xudara. When Jingo-Kogo land ed in Shiraki they all came with alac rity the Sankan, the three tributary countries dependent of Japan. After this she was empress regent for sixty eight years, and died at the age of one hundred. So complacent did the Co rsans feel about being Sankan that the king of Kudara sent an eminent Chi nese scholar to educate Jingo's son. The scholar took with him the "Confu cian Analects" and the "Thousand Character Essay," and the future god of war became a very learned man. The' Emperor Jingo died about 370 B. O., and a Japanese garrison was main tained in Kudara for a trifling nine hundred years, when the Coreans of Shiraki and the Chinese compelled them to withdraw. With the Japanese went many of the Corean friends, who came with them, like the Huguenots when driven from France, a knowledge of many arts and a culture which were eagerly welcomed by the rising Japan ese empire. They were colonized in convenient quarters in different prov inces, and as an encouragement freed from taxation for a time. Their influ ence upon the opening civilization of Japan cannot be overlooked or neg lected in our estimate of the forces which conspired to produce the final result. In another trifling nine hundred years Toyotomi Hideyoshi, the du gues clin of Japan, determined to conquer Corea, which had suddenly discontinued sending gifts. He sent from one hun dred and thirty thousand to three hun dred thousand men under Konishi and Kato, the interesting feature being that such a large proportion of the army were Christians (this was in 1852) that they had to be lmrnpred by having Ko nishi, who was a Christian, in com mand. The two commanders were always at loggerheads, and so the ex pedition was a virtual failure, though neither Coreans nor Chinamen could make any stand before the two-headed sword of the Japanese, until the Chi nese by treachery gained time to intro duce into Corea armies of overwhelm ing numbers. However, all that the Japanese ever got out of the conquest and occupation of Corea was three sake tubs full of pickled ears and noses, the proceeds of thirty-eight thousand seven hundred Chinese and Corean heads, which form the center of the Mimi Zuka, or ear mound in the Dai butsu temple at Kyoto, and the pris oners of Shimazu Yoshehiro, prince of Satsuma pottery, the wonder of the world. The great and diplomatic Iye yasu restored the cordiality of rela tions between Japan and Corea, as is testified by the exquisite bronze can delabra which adorn his mausoleum at Nikko. But Corea has never yet got over the ravagings of Hideyoshi's army. Hainan Sacrifice Among Ashantes. . "The most savage and horrible of all the barbarous customs of the Ashantes in Africa," said Prof. W. G. Steadman, of Washington, to a St. Louis Globe--Democrat man, "is that of celebrating the death of a king or a great noble by a sacrifice of other lives; indeed, almost all of their anniversary rites are at tended by a holocaust of human be ings. They believe that when a king or noble dies he must have wives and slaves in the next world, just as he had in this, and in order that these may not be wanting the simple expedient is re sorted to of killing his wives and slaves and sending them' after him. Rude and bloody ceremonies mark the practice of this custom, which are con tinued for about a week. Strange to say, numerous volunteers are always found who are not only ready,' but anxious to be offered up in honor of a dead king." Marriage by Advertisement. Marriage by an advertisement and pretty modest advertisement at that has become an institution in Japan, says the New York World. The Frank furter Zeitung quotes the following: "A young lady wishes to marry; she is beautiful, has a rosy countenance, framed in' dark hair, eyebrows in the form of the crescent moon, and a small but gracious mouth. She is also very rich rich enough to spend the day by the side of her beloved admiring flow ers and to pass the night in singing to the stars of heaven. The man on whom her choice shall N fall must be young, handsome and educated." The adver tiser seems to think that, this being given, enough has been done to secure the perfect life, for the next clause re fers to the end of it: '-'He must also be tvilling to share the same grave." A SMART OCULIST. He Acts as Scientific Detective and ex poses an Attempted Fraud. . Here is an interesting account of a very clever bit of detective work by an oculist: It appears that in a large factory in which were employed several hundred persons one of the workmen in .wield ing his hammer carelessly allowed it to slip from his hand. It flew half way across the room and struck a fellow workman in the left eye. The man averred that his sight was blinded by the blow, although a careful examina tion failed to reveal any injury, there being not a scratch visible. He brought a suit in the courts for compensation for the loss of half of his eyesight, and refused all offers of compromise, says an English paper. Under the law the owner of the fac tory was responsible for an injury re sulting from an accident of this kind, and although he believed that the man was shamming and that the whole case was an attempt at swindling, he had about made up bis mind that he would be compelled to pay the claim. The day of the trial arrived, and in open court an eminent oculist retained for the defense examined the alleged in- Mured member and gave it as his opinion that it was as good as the right eye. Upon the plaintiffs loud protest of his inability to see with his left eye the oculist proved him a perjurer and sat isfied the court and jury of the falsity of his claim. And how do you. suppose he Sid it? Why, simply by knowing that the colors green and red combined make black. He. procured a. black card on which a few words were written with green ink. Then the plaintiff was or dered to put on a pair of spectacles with two different glasses, the one for the right eye being red and the one for the left eye consisting of ordinary glass. Then the card was handed him and he was ordered to read the writing on it. This he did without hesitation, and the cheat was at once exposed. The sound right eye, fitted with the red glass, was unable to distinguish the green writing on the black surface of the card, while the left eye, which he pretended was sightless, was the one with which the reading had to be done. NO TIME TO SPECULATE. Prompt Action of an Engineer Saves the Life of a Child- "To do the right thing at the right moment i3 a great faculty," said a well-known railroad man to the Lewis town Journal man. "I saw this illus trated once. I was on the engine with Ed Chase, who was "for many years en gineer on the Dexter branch of the Maine Central. Now as one comes into Corinna village from the south there is a long down grade that makes a heavy freight or mixed train a pretty hard thing to handle there. We were booming along at a good speed with a heavy load' behind us. I was chatting carelessly with Chase, when all at once he jumped and whistled on the brakes with a vim, at the same moment re versing his engine. 'There is ' some thing ahead there on the track,' he ex claimed, "it may De ubg, but may be it's somebody's body.' "The breaks were put down hard and the train slowed up and pretty soon we saw it was in fact a child sitting be tween the rails playing in the gravel a baby too small to think of danger. It seemed certain that the train would not be held before striking her, and Chase ran out on the' pilot to snatch her out of harm's way. The big en gine came to a standstill only about three feet from where she still sat. She looked up, laughing merrily, as if she thought it was a fine thing to stop a train. "It was Chase's instantaneous action, when he didn't know whether it was child or dog, that saved the little one's life. A delay of five seconds . would have been too late, for the train would certainly have gone over her. I have seen men act many times in emergen cies, when cool and quick judgment was required, but never a happier in stance than this." GETTING AROUND THE OLD MAN An Unrelenting Papa Carries .His Daug-h-v ter'a Ixjve Letters. There is a business man of this city who has a very pretty daughter with whom one of papa's office staff has fallen hopelessly in love, says the De troit Free Press. As the young man is not invited to the paternal mansion, and the young woman has been notified to keep away from the paternal office, the course of their love does not flow very smoothly. However, they have hit upon an expedient which gives them a channel of communication, and they will continue to employ it if papa's eyes do not rest on this expose. It was the girl who thought of it it always is the girl who finds a clew to the situ ation. It is this way: When papa enters the office in the morning he hangs hia hat on a certain nail among a row of other hats and proceeds to business. Then the interested clerk, while the head of the firm is reading his morning mail, takes the hat from the nail where it is hung, looks inside, slips bis hand under the lining and takes out a tiny missive, which he at once conveys to his own pocket, and the contents of which de light and amuse him all day. At night when papa returns home his pretty daughter slips into the hall and makes a raid on that hat, always find ing there an answer to her missive of the morning. How much longer papa will occupy the position of Cupid's mail-carrier . remains to be seen. He will be madder than a hatter when he finds it out; Cat Pulls Its Aching Tooth. A correspondent of a Scottish coun try weekly tells a story of a cat which somehow had the toothache, turned surgeon and extracted the offending grinder. The cat was one day observed to be conducting itself like a creature demented, jumping in the air, rolling about and rushing in and out of i the house. Next he took to "clawing" his jaws, and lastly brought out a tooth, which was found to be so far decayed as to be quite hollow. BOSTON BROWN BREAD. It Must Not Be Confounded with the "Gra ham Bread" Now Sold. The - bread which has always been known here as "Boston brown bread" was baked all over New England long before the "Graham bread" came into use there, and was not a substitute for Mr. Graham's loaf of unbolted flour. The Boston brown bread, according to : the almanacs of the Yankee farmers, is composed of these materials: "Rye and Indian, with a very little molasses," and it is the last ingredient that gives it a dark color. It is a wholesome bread when rightly prepared. In all the old-fashioned houses of Yankeeland, says the New York Sun, the baking used to be done in big ovens. It was after everything else had been cooked that the brown loaf, the Indian pudding, the " plum pudding, and ' the red jar of beans were put in the oven, where they were left for the night. There are plenty of people yet living who stoutly maintain that the primi tive way of preparing these nutritious articles of food was far better than any of the new ways. - Graham bread is another ' kind of thing, and is made simply of unbolted flour, like the wheaten bread which was eaten ages ago. It is called after the American "diet reformer," Bev. Sylvester Graham, who began to advo cate the use of it in the first half of this century, and created quite a stir by his arguments against the ordinary white bread of the bakers' shops. In other days, Graham bread was often spoken of scornfully as "bran bread," and the people who ate it or upheld' it were dubbed "bran bread philosophers." Horace Greeley was one of these people. The old Boston brown loaf was never popular beyond the boundaries of New England. . "Billy" McGarrahan's Epitaph. Old "Billy" McGarrahan, who for years urged a claim against the. gov ernment without success, and who died in Washington a month or so ago, lies buried in the "strangers' division" of Mount Olivet cemetery. Some of his friends have joined in the erection of a tombstone over the grave, on which are carved the words: "Better Days," which was always the toast he gave on social occasions. The Dish's Power.- A fish exerts its great propulsive power with its tail, not its, fins. The paddle wheel was made on the fin theory of propulsion, and the screw propeller had its origin in noting the action of the tail. It is now shown that the fins of the tail actually per form the evolutions described by the propeller blades, and that the fish in its sinuous motion through the water depends on the torsional action of the tail to give it power. For Bent. The Union street lodging house. For terms apply to Geo. Williams, admin istrator of the estate of John Michel bach, lm. "The Regulator Line" He Dalles, Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freigm ana Passenger Lina Through . Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m.. connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. I'AHSKNtfKR MATKH. . One way Bound trip $2 DO 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought, through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 6 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or addresB, W. CALLAWAY, . ' General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN. General Manager. THE-DALLES. OREGON J F. FORD, Evangelist; Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Mkd. Mfg. Co., Dnfur, Oregon. 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It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and ' Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. .The Daily. Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week, Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. ; For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Tlie Dalles, Oregon. "There is a tide in the a fairs of men which, taken at its flQ04 - leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the Ctaii-OHt S AT CRANOALL Who are selling IheseyBootts MIOHKLlUCrt i'.RlCK. 38 1 -Fffliiiffl BUNNE Pipe fort Tin ipis and Roofing MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuas Blacksmith Shop. 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