Wrc? It isn't in the ordinary way that Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion comes to the weak and suffering woman who needs it. It's guaran teed. Not with words merely ; any medicine can make claims and prom ises. What is done with the "Fa vorite Prescription" is this: if it fails to benefit or care, in any case, your money is returned. Can you ask any better, proof that a medicine will do what it promises ? It's an invigorating, restorative tonic, a soothing and strengthening nervine, and a certain remedy for the ills and ailments that beset a woman. In " female complaint " of every kind, periodical pains, internal inflammation or ulceration, bearing down sensations, and all chromo weaknesses and irregularities, it is a positive and complete cure. To every tired, overworked wo man, and to every -weak, nervous, and ailing one, it is guaranteed to bring health and strength. " "" To every sufferer from Catarrh, no matter how bad the case or of how long standing, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy say this : " If we can't cure it, perfectly and permanently, we'll pay you $500 in cash." Sold by ail druggists. Millionaire Gilders is a good deal of a wag. A tramp accosted him as he was on his way down town the other morning, and Gilders said . reprovingly : "Here, don't yon interfere. I'm working this side of the street." Kate Field's Wash ington. Deafness Cannot be Cured By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever ; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for ny case of Deafness (.caused by catanh" that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O ApSSold by Druggists, 75c. "Lady," began Mr. Dismal Dowson, "you see before you a man whose name is mud m, u. d. mud." "There muet be some mistake in yonr calculation," replied the lady. "It takes water to make mud." Indianapolis Journal, A Million Friends. A friend in need is a friend indeed and not less than one million people have found just such a friend in Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs, and Colds. If you have never nsed this Great Cough Medicine, one trial will convince you that it has wonderful curative powers in all diseases of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Each bottle is guaranteed to do all that is claimed or money will be refunded. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's drug store. Large bottles 50c and $1. If David Bennett Hill would follow Tom Reed's example and say -what he thinks about the late congree, he would increase the volume of current exhilar ating reading matter. Cincinnati Com mercial. While in Chicago, Mr. Charles L, Kahler, a prominent shoe merchant of Des Moines, Iowa, had quite a serious time of it. He took such a severe cold that he could hardly talk or navigate, but the prompt use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured him so quickly that others at the hotel who had bad 1 1 . . i . . . . coiua ionoweu nis example ana Halt a dozen persons ordered it from the near est drug store. They were profuse in their thanks to Mr. Kahler for telling them how to cure a bad cold so quickly. For sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug gists. ; Everett WreBt Lady, if yon would like to have some wood sawed Mrs. Potts We burn gas. "Then perhaps you will let me turn on the gas for me breakfast?" Indianapolis Journal. Bucklen's Arwca Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevet sores, tetter, chapped bands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For Bale by Snipes & Kin rsly. For Colic and Grubs In my mules and horses, I give Simmons Liver Regulator. I have not lost ne I gave it to. E. T. Tatlob, Agt. for Grangers of Ga. NOTICE. Wo Freight will be accepted for ship ment between the hoars of S P. M. and . A. M exoept Lire Stock and Ferlsh able Goods. I., 1". Si A.. Hi Co. July SOth. 1894. A YANKEE'S IDEA. How It Spurred a Band of Iasy Blacks - to Action. Tfae value of a little Yankee push and enterprise is well illustrated in Mr. Francis B. Thurber's account of a trip from Madura to Trichinopoli.over an In dian railroad newly opened to travel. At one of the water stations the tank had given out, and a hundred or more natives were set at work with earthen water jars to fetch water from a ca pacious well. Says Mr. Thurber: "After waiting- an hour or more in the cars I became impatient at the de lay and went out in the broiling' sun to see what could be the trouble. The native conductor was trying to induce the lazy blacks to hasten their move ments, but without effect. "On consulting1 with the engineer I found that the engine was steaming: out water faster than it was being' put into the tender, and that something' must be done or we should never get to our destination. There were plenty of men, but they were dawdling' up and down the steps leading' to the well, each filling' his own jar and occupying1 about half an hour in carrying: it from the well to the engine. "My first step was to promise them. through the conductor, three rupees backsheesh if they would submit to my orders; and then, ranging' them in line, I soon had a continuous stream of jars passing1 rapidly from hand to hand between the well and the engine. As soon as they caught the idea they en tered into it with a will. "liaising' a strange, wild son?, or chorus, they gradually accelerated their motion, and no line of buckets at an American fire ever circulated faster than did those earthen water-jars in southern India. THE QUAKER CITY. Some Curious Facts About New and Old Philadelphia. For at least two generations in the past, and for as many probably in the future, Philadelphia must essentially be regarded as two distinct and sepa rate towns. Politically there is but one, but from all other standpoints the two towns of which I speak might as well be grouped about the north and south poles, writes Charles B. Davis in Harper's Magazine. And ' yet the gulf whiah separates these two places is but a fairly wide throughfare Market street it is called. On one side lies the new town of Philadelphia, with its wide avenues, magnificent homes generous and mod ern in its every outline. On the other quite peacefully rests the old town of Philadelphia, with narrow streets, old brick houses, and shrouded in the con servatism which gave thencity its indi viduality two hundred years ago. The new town has the money and progres sion .of a modern western city, with the boom still on. Its men are ambi tious, and spend their money alike on trolleys and cables and D new club houses. But old Philadelphia does not fancy rapid transit. It' prefers walk ing', or an occasional ride on the horse car. If it has thrown aside the shad- bellv coat and the wide-brimmed hat of its Quaker ancestors, It cannot alto gether free itself from the blood which ran through the splendid men who once wore these quaint clothes. A DETECTIVE'S HINT. It May Be of Service to Owners of Valu able Jewels. One of the big sleuths in the city had been seen by a citizen who had lost a diamond scarfpiu, says the Chicago Herald. "Where did you keep it when you were not wearing it?" he asked of the loser. "Under the lapel of my waistcoat. Always pinned it there when I didn't wear it in my scarf." "Ever have your waistcoat scoured at the cleaner and dyer's?" "Yes, once a year." Then he named the place. The sleuth went to the place and found the missing spark. This in itself is of no consequence. But what the sleuth added may save some worry. "In a city like this," he sahd, "where so many are accustomed to sending wearing apparel to the scourer and dyer valuables are likely to be left in a pocket. I have traced a number of such articles to' those places. I do not say that all valuables that go in that direction are recovered, but I sug gest to people who leave their apparel at the scourer's to examine the pockets first. It may save a -whole lot of trouble." Bullets Carried for Years. Two extraordinary cases of bullet wounds becoming active after a lapse of twenty-four years are reported by a German medical paper. One is that of a watchmaker named Klceman, living at Dusseldorf , who was wounded in the Franco-German war. Three years ago he had a bullet successfully extracted from his right shoulder, and a short time ago, after a month's illness, a second bullet was extracted from his left side. The second case is that of a stationmaster who a few days ago was operated upon at Bonn and had a French bullet, which pierced his right shoulder in the war, cut from his right side. Healthy Berlin. According to the Glasgow Evening News it appears that the latest statis tics issued by the German Imperial health department gave Berlin the honor of being the healthiest city in the world. The death-rate is given as only 16.3 per 1,000. The unhealthiest city is Alexandria, which, despite its unvarying fine weather, its 300 foun tains and its soft sea breezes, has a death-rate of no less than 52.9 per 1,000. .Married Fourteen of Her Own Sex. The most remarkable trial on record was that of Mary Hamilton, an English woman, who was brought into court on October 7, 1746. She was one of the greatest frauds of the day, having suc ceeded in deluding her own sex in a most, extraordinary manner, it being clearly proven at the trial that she had at different ' times and places married not less than fourteen other women of various ages. ' " " - - ' CATARACT IN THE EYE. A. Simple Method by Which It May Be Seen by the Patient. A correspondent of a scientific jour nal describes a simple method which enables a patient to see a cataract in his own eye and note its growth and development probably better than any oculist can observe it for him. The cause of cataract is the gradual depo sition of oxalate of lime in the sub stance of the crystalline lens. It oc curs at first in small spots or streaks, sometimes in one part and sometimes m another, gradually increasing until it penetrates the whole of the lens. causing blindness. The remedy is to remove the lens, and after its removal the patient needs a substitute in the form of highly magnifying spectacles. u.he method advocated to enable a per son to follow the progress of the dis ease is to use a piece of card a visiting card, will do and a needle. Pierce a clean, round hole near the middle of the card and hold the card up to the light, close to the eye, looking prefer ably in the direction of blue sky. With the card near to the eye the ob server will not see the small hole pierced by the needle, but a compara tively large, faintly illuminated field, with his cataract projected upon it. He is, in fact, regarding the shadow cast by his cataract on the retina at the back of the eye. With a small puncture in the card the shadow so thrown is -comparatively sharp. But with a normal eye an evenly illuminat ed field or clean disk will be seen. The correspondent states that there is in this way no difficulty in mapping, out the deposition of foreign matter, and so arriving at an opinion as to whether it is advisable to have an operation or not. As an evidence of his faith in his own prescription ' ! has made draw ings at intervals during the last three years of a cataract which is slowly de veloping in one of his eyes. He further says that no oculist he has met with is acquainted with this method, and there may consequently be some advantage in making it public. BIRDS IN POLAR REGIONS. They All Are There .by Force of Climatic Disturbances. - In the countries bordering on the polar seas, where the changing seasons bring alternately the two extremes of dearth end plenty, birds are more nu merous in the short summer than any where else all the world over, and in the winter absent altogether. All are emi grants there by force of circumstances. In like manner, says Littell's Living Age, the birds of temperate climates are affected by the seasonal changes, though in a' less degree, through the influence of cold and heat upon their food supplies rather than by effect of cold upon their well-protected bodies. A coat of mail is not to be compared to a coat of feathers for safety, so far as a bird's life is concerned. Layer upon layer of feathers can withstand any amount of water or any degree of cold; in proof of this, see how the delicate tern, after wintering in comparatively mild weather, sro back to the ice noes of the polar sea and lay their eggs on the bare ice. For two or three weeks the tender breast of the sea swallow is pressed against a cold block of ice. Again, as another example of the influence of food rather than cli mate in governing bird action, take the colony of beccaficos. The beccaficos is a Mediterranean bird common on the southern shores of Spain and Italy, in the Grecian islands, Sicily and Malta, and on the northern shores of Africa. Formerly it was quite unknown in the British Isles, but some years ago a large orchard of fig trees was planted near Brighton, and the beccaficos have discovered the fact and come over to share the spoil. Doubtless the nightin gales told them the story of English, figs and showed them the way over. Be this as it may, the little birds from the warm shores of the Mediterranean bid fair to' become established as natur alized British subjects. HE DISPERSED." It Was a Difficult Feat, But He Succeeded In Accomplishing? It. A speaker who has planned an ad dress for a multitude and finds himself confronted with but a single auditor sometimes fails to readjust his remarks, and the result is apt to be ludicrous, says the Youth's Companion. A little story illustrative of this point is told in connection with a former president of the University of North Carolina. One day as this dignified and stately personage was walking aDout the campus he observed an unlawful as semblage of students at some little dis tance. He did not hasten-his steps, but proceeded slowly toward them with his head down and his eyes apparently bent in contemplation of his own boots. When this leisurely proceeding had brought him to the spot where the students had been gathered only one young man remained, the others hav ing precipitately departed. The president raised his head and surveyed the solitary culprit with ap parent severity, although the young man always contended that he detected a twinkle in his keen eyes. "Sir," said the president, in a com manding tone, "instantly disperse to your several places of abode." Difficult though the feat required certainly was, the young man executed it to the best of his ability by rdis- persing" without further delay. About American Feet. Several London newspapers ' have been' entertaining their readers by a lively controversy over the respective size and beauty of the feet of English and American women. Some editors. in the face of overwhelming evidence, confess that English feet are out of running in such a controversy, and console themselves by asserting that the feet of Englishmen are far more shapely and aristocratic than those of their American brother. ' There have been many indignant protests against even this admission. The shoe dealers, when assured that they may speak in cog, regretfully admit that they are unable to fit the trim American foot with any shoe ready made for the fat and flat feet of English women. For Rent The Union street lodging house. For terms apply to ' Geo! Williams, admin istrator of the estate of John Michel bach. lm "The Regulator Line" Be Dalles, Portland and Astoria Navigation Co.- THROUGH Freigm ana Psssenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Fort land. Steamer Regulator leaves .The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with -Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PASSKNHKK KATK9. One way Bound trip. $2.00 ...... 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 6 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN. General Manager. THE-DALLES, OREGON J I FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Molneo, Iowa, writes under data ol . March 23, 1893: . B. Med. Mfg. Co., .. Dufur, Oregon-. Gentlemen : , ' . On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well ties tied up. . is. Uougn (Jure has done its work well. Both of the children like it.. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are lours, Mb. 5c Mbs. J. a. ioBD. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold nnder a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by all druggiiit. SHERIFF'S SALE. Xotice is hereby eiven. that under and bv vir tue of a writ of execution issued out of the Circuit uourt or the State of Oreeon for Wasco Countv. on the 10th day of July. 1894, upon a judgment KlfCUauuXVllUCICUlU K1LU lUUlb UUU CHUM UQ the 2d day of March. 1894. and enrolled and dock eted the.ein on the 5th dav of March. 18M. in a cause wherein Joseph A. Johnson was plaintiff snan. u. uyior was aeienaant, ana to me di rected, and commanding me to levy upon and sell the property of the said defendant, O. D. Taylor, or so much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy i-ald Judgment and costs, 1 did on the 20th day of July, 1891, levy upon the property hereinafter described as the property of said de- leuuaiiL, u. xj. -xayior, ana win on xnursaay, the 13th day of September, 1894, at the hour of ten o'clock A.JI., at the court Douse door in Dalles city. In said Wasco county. Oregon, sell at public auction to the highest bid der for cash in hand, all tae right, title and in terest of the said O. D. Taylor, in and to the said premises, which he had on said 5th day of March, 1894, or has since acquired, or so much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy said judg ment of 11575.00, with interest at 8 per cent., and tne lurcner sum oi fZD.uu costs ana aisourse ments. and the costs and exnenses of this writ. The lollowlnar is a descrittion of the oronertv above referred to, and which will be sold at the time and place and tiixm the terms and condi tions above mentioned, to-wlt: 1. The south half of the northeast ouarter. we nortnwest Quarter oi toe nortneast Quarter. and the northeast Quarter of the northwest Quar ter of section 28 in township 1 north, range 10 east, wiuameite meridian, in wasco county, Oreeon. . z. ixts 7 ana 8. in diock 24. in uicreiow's Bluff Aaainon to Danes city, wasco county, Oregon. 8. That certain place called the McDonald place, the same being the property conveyed to O. D. Taylor by F. A. McDonald and wife, and being more particularly described as followe: Commencing at a point in the north boundary one chain and fifteen links easterly from the nortnwest corner oi saia ixeyce B uiDson's addi tion and runninc thence easterly alone the said north boundary line of Neyce & Gibson's addi tion, two hundred and ten f eet,more or less, to tbe western Dounaary line oi a lot oz iana conveyed by James Fulton and wife to Priscilla Watson K.T a JoaJ VAurlnn tiata 07.1. 4 .. I .. 1880, recorded on page 211, Book G of Records of needs oi wasco county; mence norcneriy ana along said western boundary line of the said lot conveyed to Priscilla Watson, and a production or continuation thereof to a point where the line so continued wonia intersect tne southwestern boundary line of street laid out by the authori ties of Dalles City and called Fulton street, if said southwestern boundary line of said Fulton street were produced ana continued to such in tersection; thence ina -right line to and alone: the said southwestern boundary of Fulton street to tne point wnere tne same intersects the east ern boundary line of the land owned by Went worth Lord; thence southerly along the eastern line of said land owned by Went worth Lord to the place of beginning, excepting therefrom a strip of land thirty feet in width off the east Bide of said tract, which has been conveyed to Dalles City for street purposes, said land lying i ing in Dalles City, Wasco county Oregon. Dalles City, Oregon, July 19. 1894. Jul21-5t T. J. DRIVER, Sheriff of Wasco County, Oregon. NOTICE FOE PUBLICATION. IT. 8. Land Office, The Dalles, Or., August 11, 1894. j Notice p hereby given that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the register and receiver of the U. 8. Land office at The Dalles, Or., on hept, 28, 1894, viz: Al vin 3S. Zjafee, H. E. No. 4512, for the UWU, NEVf, Eec. 35, SW, BEX and EJf, SWJ Bee. 26, T 4 S, R 11 E, lie names tne lom e names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of Bald land, viz.: J. R. Woodcock. I. D. Driver. 8. G. Ledford. of Wamic : T. J. Driver, of The Dalles. J AS. F. MOORE, Register. nut 4KDN L Y - B iiroic - - THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding , country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of "Crools.Monpwand Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best merlinm ffvr nf1i7vrt.ieAra in .no Tnlor-irl Ti1m?M'To . The Dally Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Cheonicle on Fridays of each week, at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE 371a. Dalles, Oregon. 'There is a tide in the atfairs of men which, taken at its fleoa leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the at CRANDALL Who are sellinR these floods MlbllkUJACH BRICK, BUN ME PIpB WoiS, Tin Bepairs MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Rubs' Blacksmith Shop. THE GELEBRHTED COLUMBIA AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. . This well-known Brewer 7 ia how east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health ful Beer have been introduced, and ony he market. fr inbone $ 1 7 5 PUBLISHING CO., f FsralM Garoets &. BURGET'S, out at Kreatiy-reduced rates. - .I'KION ST. t I i l I 1111 B. UNDER PRESSURE. BREWERY, turning oat the best Beer and Porter the first-class article will be placed on ' " .', " .