CM) FACE AND FIGURE show "it, if you're a healthy woman. They'll have a beauty of their own, no matter what your features. Perfect health, with its clear skin, rosy cheeks, and bright eyes, is enough to make any woman attractive. . . To get perfect health, use faith fully Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip- jfa' ) latea ani promotes all the proper func tions of woman hood, improves di gestion, enriches I the blood, dispels laches and pains, brings refreshing sleep, and restores health, flesh and strength. For periodical pains, prolapsus and other displacements, bearing down sensations, and " female com plaints " generally, it is so effective that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, you have your money back. Is anything that isn't sold in this way likely to be just as good." For every case of Catarrh which they cannot cure, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy agree to pay $500 in cash. You're cured by its mild, soothing, cleansing, and healing- properties, or you're paid. Teacher Harry, if a basket of peaches coat $1 and there are 50 peachee in the basket, how much does one peach cost? Juvenile pupil I don't know, ma'am. We don't never have to buy peaches at our house. My papa's a baggageman on b 'epresa train. Chicago Tribune. Deafness Cannot le Cared By local applications; as they cannot leach the diseased portion of the ea. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have .a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely elosed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and ihis tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed, forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarih) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. "Sold by Druggists, 75c. Tea will be dearer now on account of the China-Japan trouble," said the first speaker. "Well, it won't make any dif Jerence to us," said the second one soothingly, "because we use English breakfast tea." Boston Transcript. Strength and Health. If you are not feeling strong and Lealthy, try Electric Bitters. K "la grippe" has left you weak and wear, use Electric Bitters. This remedy acts directly on liver, stomach and kidneys, gently aiding those organs to perform their functions. If you are afflicted with sick headache, you will find speedy and permanent relief by taking Electric Bitters. One trial will convince you that this is the remedy you need. Large bottles only 50c. at Snipes & Kinersly's drug store. Kagson Tatters Wat's de matter, Hully? Wat yer shiverin' fer? Enl lingstone Nomoss (reading paper) Here is a piece 'bout a man w'at died from uirinkin' ice water. Wat a horrible death. Philadelphia Record. While in Chicago, Mr. Charles L. Xahler, a prominent shoe merchant of Des Moines, Iowa, had quite a serious time of it. He took such a severe cold that he could hardly talk or navigate, but the prompt use of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy cured him so quickly 'hat others at the hotel who had bad colds followed his example and half a . dozen persons ordered it from the near est drug store. They were profuse in their thanks to Mr. Kahler for telliDg them how to cure a bad cold so quickly, Jor sale byBlakeley & Houghton Drug gists. No novelty : Parke It must be a pe culiar Eeneation to be hypnotized. Clark I understand that you feel about the same as you do when your wife makes p her mind. Puck. Backlen'i ArlncA Salve. The best salve in the world .for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei tores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required, 3t is guaranteed to give' perfect satisfac tion . or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale oy Snipes & Kin rely O'Toole That felly . is the walking delegate, and - the boss is afraid of him. Jiegan How do you know? O'Toole The felly tould me so hisself. Harlem Life. . For Colic and Grab . in my mules and horses, I give Simmons liver Regulator. I have not lo6t ne J gave it to. E. T. Tatlob, Agt. for Grangers of Ga. f I y ; Mf 1 "I SPY STRANGERS." A Cry That Will Clear the Galleries In - the House of Commons. As is well known,it is only through courtesy, and in violation of strict rules, that anyone is allowed to wit .ness the proceeding's of the English parliament. If an ill-natured member choses to call out at any time, "I spy strangers," the galleries must be im mediately cleared. This custom, of course, has become obsolete, and of late the ladies, who can go anywhere else in Westminister where visitors are allowed, through their especial champion, Mr. Byles, have endeavored to secure the same privileges relative to admission to the members' gallery as those accorded to men. ' In a recent declaration before the house of parliament, says . the New York Advertiser, Mr. Herbert Glad stone stated that the exclusion of ladies from this place' was ' based on the rule enforced by successive speakr ers that women cannot obtain admission to the house. "In former times," he said, "between 1079 and 1778, the occa sional presence of women in the gallery below the bar was permitted. Notice having1, on February 2, 1778, been taken that strangers were pres ent, the strang'ers, who were men, withdrew in obedience to the sergeant-at-arms. The ladies who filled the gallery exhibited such persevering1 re luctance to comply with the order that they interrupted the business of the house for two hours. Since that ladies have never been allowed, to 6it within that part of the house." .Mr. Herbert Gladstone's statement ' has filled the English newspapers with columns of letters on the subject, the general trend of which goes to show that the British maid and matron propose to assert that they have equal rights to witness the doings of the lawmakers with their husbands and sweethearts. GHOSTS OF THE MAORIS. They Scratch on Walls and Make Their Presence Known by Whistling. The Maoris, it appears, have a rooted belief in ghosts, which they called "Kehuas," and in various manifesta tions from the spirit world. They do not profess to hear the raps by which European spiritualists suppose that the presence of spooks is manifested, for the reason that Maori houses, being of reeds, rushes or grass, raps would not be heard; but the ghosts ingeniously accommodate themselves to circum stances by scratching instead of rap ping, which is, of course, very thought ful . of them. Maoris believe that ghosts speak in shrill, whistling voices, and a recent traveler states that for that reason the Maoris hate to hear anyone whistle. The Kehua, accord ing to native tradition, is generally found lying across a path, and to step over him is to die. If the traveler goes round by another path that leads to the place for which he is aiming he will find that the Kehua is on the new path before him. The one way to avoid disaster js to turn back and go home,, or, at least, to the place last left. A chief, described as "very intelligent," assured Mr. Tregear, who, according to the New York Advertiser, has lately been investigating Maori superstitions, that he saw the spirits of two of- his uncles on each occasion before they died. His father, mother, brothers or sisters did not see, and it is not stated why he supposed that his uncles specially desired to visit him in this fashion. The explanation of this and the rest probably is that the Maoris are a remarkably superstitious and imaginative people, who can make ghosts out of nothing or nothing more substantial than dreams as eas ily as an old Scotch wife of the last century. v THEY SLEEP THROUGH SUMMER. Animals That Lie Dormant Daring the Heated Term. . When the heat of a tropical or semi tropical summer dries up every pool and parches the ground to such an ex tent that it is difficult for animals not endowed with great powers of locomo tion to obtain water, they compromise with nature by sleeping off the season of heat and scarcity. The winter sleepers, says the Brooklyn Eagle, are pretty well known, but, owing to the summer sleepers being - for the most part inhabitants of. tropical countries, far removed from the path of trained observers, we are less acquainted with the species practicing that means of escaping the heat and drought of sum mer. Indeed, at present only one mammal, the tenec, a hedgehog-like beast of Madagascar, is known to do so. In South America and Africa va rious reptiles estivate. In the plains of Venezuela the alligator, the land and fresh water tortoise, the boa con strictor and several sorts of the smaller kinds of serpent lie motionless during the hottest period of the tropical sum mer. But their dormancy is not so perfect as that of some hibernators. In Brazil, Australia and Cape Colony liz ards, frogs, tortoises and insects pass months of the rainless season inclosed in hard earth, and in India many spe cies of fishes live during the hot season in a torpid condition, embedded in the hardened clay. It Needed Trying. Judge Shipp, of the North Carolina bench, was presiding over a trial which had been protracted till midnight, and, as a consequence, everybody was tired. The plaintiffs lawyer was addressing the jury, and suddenly said: "Gentle men, I will tell you an anecdote." ' In stantly the judge, the jury and the few spectators were all attention, as the lawyor was an admirable story teller. But this time he proceeded to . tell one of the dullest, prosiest and most point less jokes possible. Everybody looked disappointed. The judge, leaning over, said in an unmistakable tone of disappointment:"- "I don't see the point to that joke." . "Neither do I," replied the witty counsel, "but your honor told it to me on our way down here, and, I thought the lack of apprecia tion must be due to my obtuseness, I concluded to give the joke a trial by jury." - SLEEPING IN CHURCH. It Is a Sign, for One Thing, of the Ap proaching Old Ago. Dr. Chalmers went to preach for Ed ward Irving, the erratic genius who asked the privilege of making a few preliminary remarks and spoke an houi or so in a crowded building, says tht Christian Advocate. Chalmers, 'refer ring to it afterward; said: "Whatcould I do in an exhausted receiver?". There are many cases justifying sleeping in church; the mother who has been watching two or three nights with a sick child; the father who has been thoroughly overworked, and invalids, are not to be condemned if they doze in the sanctuary unwillingly. The car bonic acid gas resulting from crowds, and especially from gas jets, old air heated by steampipes, the effects of furnaces with red hot firepots, through which not only carbonic acid gas, but a far more dangerous gas, . can perco late, make the most devout and atten tive drowsy. Sometimes the first signs of old age are a tendency to sleep in church. The philosophy of the nod and of the atti tudes of the head is this: Unconscious ly we hold our heads in position by an effort of the will. When sleep begins that is relaxed; gravity takes charge of the head and also of the under jaw, but as the head slips back it produces an uncomfortable feeling that slightly awakens the sleeper, who spasmodical ly exercises his will and straightens himself up, and relaxes it immediately afterward. This may continue in some cases, putting the man in the attitude apparently of bowing assent to every succeeding sentence. No wom an will voluntarily sleep in church if she has the ordinary desire to appear well. It must, however, be conceded that in many instances the minister is to blame. If he suc cumbs to depressing influences, and es pecially if he drones or is prolix, or preaches only "words, words, words," or has a canting tone, so that on what ever he says the same stress is laid at regular intervals; if he turns his face to the wall and does not look at the audience, or fixes his eye upon a point and never removes it, or is very long, or makes the same gestures fre quently, he may lull the people. Some preachers have to preach half an hour or so to become interesting. It was well said to one of them: "If you had delivered the first thirty minutes of your discourse in the adjoining grave yard before entering the church the effect upon the living would have been greater." " NAPOLEON'S DAINTY TOILET. After His Morning Shave His Valet Scoured , Him with. Eaa 'He Cologne. One of the most interesting articles found among the recent numerous es says upon tho private life of Napoleon is on the toilet of the emperor, which, it appears, was a most important mat ter and regulated down to the smallest details with mathematical precision. When awakened it was Na poleon's cus tom to glance over the paper while the fires were lit. He was sensitive to cold, and a fire was prepared in every room even in midsummer. Then of distin guished people awaiting an audience he would designate those whom he wished to see, after -which he would rise and take a hot bath, lasting about an hour. The daily shaving was the next duty. Ordinarily his physician, Corvisart, would be present, chatting and securing favors, for his friends. Napoleon's greeting was usually some badinage, such as: "Ah, charlatan! How many patients have you killed this morning?"' And the physician would reply in kind. Two valets were neces sary for shaving, one holding the basin and another the mirror.. The emperor, in a flannel robe, de chamber, then covered his face with soap and began to shave. Throwing off his robe, No poleon was next deluged with eau de cologne and subjected to a thorough scrubbing with a rough brush. The valet then rubbed the whole body with linen rolls saturated with eau de col ogne a custom that Napoleon had ac quired in the east. The scrubbing was none of the lightest, either, for he would call out from time to time: "Harder rub harder." Wrhen the scrubbing was over the emperor dressed himself. A curious detail of his custom was the religious care with which he kept hung around his neck the little leather envelope, shaped like a heart, which contained the poison that was to liberate him in case of irre trievable reverses of fortune. This poi son was prepared after a recipe that Cabanis had. given to Corvisart, and after the year 1808 the emperor never undertook a campaign without having his little packet of poison. Origin of the Word Honeymoon. " It was formerly a custom among Teutonic-nations to drink a liquor made of honey, and called hydromel, for a moving age (a month) after the wed ding feast. Hence the name "honey moon." The Teutons knew very little about treacle, as we learn that the n-me Teutoni was given, 230 B. C, to a race of people who had long been settled in the country," and in' the provinces which are now known respectively as Denmark and Schleswig-Holstein, but which were then known collectively as the Chersonesus Cimbrica. The Teu tons may even have brought the custom to England with them when they came over the Kimmerian Bosphorus about 680 B. C. S " 'Japanese Soldiers. A British officer, who apparently knows, says that it "would be as rea sonable to charge brave men armed with pitchforks against ' brave men armed with rifles as to pit,, man for man, the Chinese in their present con dition against the Japanese. Of all native and colonial troops I have seen, and I have seen most of them," says he, "I would, next to Goorkhas, .prefer a regiment of Japanese. They are brave, temperate, patient and energetic, and at this moment the Chinese, whatever might be done with' them, are two hundred years behind.". There is a gymnasium in every Japanese bar racks. .-'-. "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, -MM .'aid Astoria . . s " Navigation Co. THROUGH . Freigfii ana Passsnaer Lias Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between "The -Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves . Portland (Yamhill St. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. rASDKNUKK KATCH. One way Round trip. . if 2 .00 ... 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. .' All freight, except car lots ; will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland . received at any time day or night.' Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, Generml Afent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE-DALLES, OREGON J F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23. 1893: S. B. Mkd. Mfg. Co., - ' Dufur, Oregon.' -Qentlemen .- - On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Out little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, 1b now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Ma. & Mas. J. F. Foed. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read for the Spring's work, cleanse your system -with the Headache and Liver Cure, by talcing two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by all druggists. SHERIFF'S SALE. ' By virtue of an execution issned out of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon lor Wasco County, in a suit therin pending wherein E. L. Smith is plaintiff and M. V. Harrison, Sophia M. Harrison, James W. Smith, John' Klosterman, . S. Larsen, doing business under the name of K. S. Larsen & Co., John G. Miller, Emanuel Miller and James B. Watt, partners doing busi ness under the firm name of John G. Miller & Co., John Murphy, Adam Grant, J. D. Grant and J. T. Ford, partners 'doing business under the firm name of Murphy, Grant -fc Co., Garretson, Woodruff, Pratt Company, a corporation: C. M. Henderson fe Co., a. corporation; A.S.Bennett and E. A. Bartmcs are defendants, on the 25th day of July, 1894, 1 will sell at Public Anction to the highest bidder for cash in hand, at the Court House door in Dalles City, Oregon, on the first day of September, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the afternoon of said day, all of the right, title and interest of each and all of the above named defendants in and to the following de scribed real property lying and situate in asco County, Oregon, to wit: All of lois one, two, three, four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven and twenty-eight in block four of Waucoma A ddition to the town of Hood River; also lots one and two of block four in Winans Addition to the town of Hood River; also block two and lot one in block four in the town of Parkhurst. T. J. DRIVER, Jy28 5t Sheriff of Wasco County, Or. SHERIFF'S SALE. Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu tion issued out of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco County in a suit therein pending wherein L. L. McCartney is plaintiff and John Adams and C. E. Haight are defend ants, dated August 2d, 1894, commanding me to sell all the right, title and interest of said de fendants and each of them in and to the south east quarter of section nine, township two south, of range iourteen east, W. M., to satisfy the sum of $921.70 and interest thereon from June 26th, 1894. at the rate of ten ner cent ner annum and the further sum of- $90.00 attorney's fees and the sum of z:26.2S costs ana atsDursements, aue to said plaintiff from said defendant John Adams, and to annlv the surplus if any in payment of the sum of $313.55 and interest thereon at the rate of ten per cent, per annum from said June Jttn, 1894, ana S4u.uu attorneys tee, aue trom tne defendant John Adams to the defendant C. E. Haight, I wiU, onatarday the 8th day of Sept ember. 1894. at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after noon, at the courthouse door in Dalles City, Oregon, sell all of said above described real property at public sale to the highest bidder for casn in nana. x. J. dkivhb, aug4-5t . Sheriff of Wasco County, Or. Notice of Administrator's Final Account. Notice is hereby given that J. W. Condon, ad ministrator of the estate of Harrison Coram, de ceased has filed his final account of the adminis tration of said estate with the clerk of the County Court of the State of Oregon, for Wasco County, and that said Court has appointed 10 o'clock a. m. of Monday, September 3d, 1894, being the first day of the regular September term of said Court for the year 1894, at the County Court House in Dalles City, Oregon, as the time and place for the hearing of objections to such final account and the settlement thereof. This notice is published by order of said County Court made and enteted July 27th, 1894. J. W. CONDON, Administrator. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. TJ. S. Land Office, The Dalles, Or.,; - ' Aug 24, 1894. ( Notice is hereby given that the foUowing named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the Register and Receiver at The Dalles, Oregon, on Octo ber 10th, 1894, viz: Homer White, H E No 2746, for 'the nK sej, ne swj, swJ4 sei. see 2, tp 5, 8 r 1'2 e, w m. lie names the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of Bald land, viz: A. Ullery, N. O. Weberg, W. F. McClure, A. McClure, all of Wapinitia, Or. JAS. F. MOORE, Begister. rtc Ueekly ONLY THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex- ,: press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher- man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the ; best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. The Daily Chronicle is published every eve " ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per . annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Vlxe Dalles, Oregon. . "There is a tide in the affairs leads on The poet unquestionably had reference to the Cll-OolSalfil Farnitaro . Cnis , at CRANDALL Who are sellinf- those poods M1CHELBACH BKICK, D. BU Pip Wflit Tin Bepaiis TTATNP TAPPED Skop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss Blacksmith Shop. ' THE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY, AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This 'well-known Brewery is now torning out the beet Beer and Porter ' east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health fnl Beer have been introduced, and ony the first-class article will be placed oa , he market. ' . i nbiine - $1,75 of men which, taken at its J140& to fortune." & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. - - UNION ST. ELL, UNDER PRESSURE. anil iioofifiQ if-