I Tas Dalles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION KATES. BY VAIL, POSTAOK FBKPAID, IN -DVANCX. Weekly, 1 year.... i.. ? 1 60 6 months 0 75 8 44 0 50 Dally. 1 year. 6 00 - 6 months. 8 00 per " 0 60 Address all communication to "THE CHRON ICLE." The Dalles, Oregon. WEDNESDAY, - AUG DST 29, 1894 SENSE VS. SOPHOMORE. We feel that Bishop Joyce did not mean to eay what be is reported aa say ing in his sermon last Sunday, to the effect that newspaper men, most of whom had not attained the etanding of eophomore, were in the habit of criticis ing religion. We do not believe he in tended to convey the meaning that his language indicated. There are several reasons why we' do not believe it. In the first place, the bishop being an edu cated, intelligent man, would hardly be guilty of throwing stones, because the Methodist mansion is, in respect to sophomores, composed laagoly of crys tal. We noticed in the report of last year's conference, held, we believe, at Spokane, the requirements held to be necessary to admit applicants to the ministry, were rather brief, the last one mentioned being that they "must have common sense." There is nothing said about collegiate education. In fact the college graduates among the ranks of the ministry are in a very large minor ity, and this is especially true of the Methodist church, which of all denom ination is meet liberal in permitting its members to fill its pulpits.' Besides, -when Christ selected his twelve disci ples be sought them not from among the wealthy, not from among those who bad been given the opportunities for higher education. There was not one of them who bad arrived at the dignity of a sophomore's station. In this connection we might add that college education does not necessarily make an intelligent man or a successful one. A calf may suck two cows and only succeed in being a bigger calf; and the eame is true of humanity in regard to absorbing the mental pabulum fur nished by our colleges. Four-filths rf the college graduates are practically failures in life. The "common senee" required by the rules of the church to permit members becoming ministers is a much more important requirement than the sophomore's education, and if the good bishop meant what be said, be himself is a fair demonstration of it. THE HA It PIES GONE. Congress has adjourned and the coun try can now apply arnica and stick . ing planter to its wounds, knowing it will receive no more for some months at least, and recover as best it may. The president thanked both the house and senate, and expressed the wish that they might have a pleasant vacation. The dispatches do not say whether or not he included Gorman, though it is probable that he did, with the men tal addition to his good wishes that in that gentleman's case the said vacation might extend over a period of time equal to that mentioned in the marriage ser vice. We congratulate the president in that be no. longer has a congress on his bands; the country on the fact that it can take a rest, and congress for its op portunity to take a much-needed and long-continued rest. The president has been so annoyed and haraseed by the congressional crows that for a while, at least, he will be lonesome. But then, when he feels that he can no longer ex ist without the companionship of the old congressional flock, he can go to Buzzards bay. President Clevt-land lias written a letter to Congressman Catchinps of Mis sissippi giving his reasons for not veto ing the Wilson bill, with Gorman's brands and ear-marks on it. The presi dent says he is not bigger than his " party, but -that' he is in accord with it. Gorman has done at least one good thing in convincing, the president -of what- common people knew before. When he took Gresham for a bedfellow be was not of his present opinion. He thought he was a great deal larger than his party. As a result his administra tion finds itself covered with mugwump vermin, which serves only to make it scratch. . Politics are getting warm in most of the states, but Oregon has had her little ever and recovered, and so can look on calmly while her sister states wrestle with the disease. The elections are of more than usual interest, as they are the first held since the tariff agitation began, and as the successors of those who passed the bill will be chosen, the judgment of the people on the measure will be learned from the ballot N.xes in Novemlr. . Local matters will have some effect on the results, but taken as a whole, the result of the November election will be a fair expression of pub lie opinion on the Gorman bill. The Salem Independent reiterates the charge the Lower 8oda Springs were poisoned. Amongst other things in proof of its charge it aids that "not 1 ng since a rank taste was noticed in the Sodaville water, and upon opening the reservoir where the water Is caught, a litter of pupa in an adyanced etate of decomposition was discovered." This indicates that the old Latin poet, Hor ace, we believe, must have visited that locality before he wrote those charming lines beginning "0! Ver purp-ura" "Violet-colored Spring." The name Gorman is probably de rived from gourmand and eo in plain English is a synonym for glutton, swine, etc. This is ' according to the eternal fitness of things, Gorman being the great American hog. Cleveland thanks congress for its ser vices and wishes it a pleasant vacation. The people thank God for the vacation, and hope there will be no further ser vices required. Buoklen'i Arnica native. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, 6alt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblainB, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin ersly. NOTICE. No Freight will re accepted for ship ment between the hoars of S P. M. and 9 A. BI except Live Stock and Perish able Goods. I)., P. & A. Co. .July 20th. 1804. CONTINUATION OF TUB Special Piano Sale AT Nickelsen's Book and Musi! Store. The remaining 3 pianos will be sold very cheap for cash, or on easy monthly payments. Prices as low as the great cities East. Pianos are in every respect first class. 1 commenced the special sale with 6 pianos, out of which 3 have been sold to prominent people of the city. Do not miss this rare chance, ' . but call early. I shall be glad to show the superiority of my pianoB to any others. I. C. NICKELSEN. SHERIFF'S SALE. v Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu tion it-sued out of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Wasf.o County in a suit therein pend vg wherein L. L. McCartney is pi intift and John Adami and :. E. Haight ore defend ants, dated August 2d, 1894, commanding me to sell all the right, title and interest of said de fendants and each of them in and to the south east quarter of section nine, township two south, of ranne iourteen east, VV. M., to satisfy the sum of $921.70 and interest thereon from Jnne26th, 1894, at the rale of ten per cent per annum and the lurthe- sura f $90.00 attorney's fees a' d the sum of costs and disbursements, due to said plain iff fiom said defendant John Adams, and to apfly the surplux if any in payment of the sum of $313.53 and interest thereon at the rate of ten percent, per annum from mid June 26th. 1X94, and (40.0 attorney's fee, due f om the defendant John Adams to the def-i dant C. . Haight, I will, on Saturday the8th'dnyof Sept ember, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after noun, at the courthouxe door in Dalles Citv, Oreaon, sell all of said above described eal property at public sale to the hinhext bidder for cash in band. T. J. DRIVER, augt-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Or. Notice of Administrators Final Account Notice is hereby eiven that J. W. Condon, ad' ministiator of the estate of Harrison coram, de c ased has filed hts finnl account if the adminis tration of said estate with thecleik of the County Court of th" State of Oregon. f--r Wasco ounty, and that said Court annpminted 10 o'clock a. m. ' M-.ndnv. September 3d. 1894. being the first dav of the regu ar September term of raid Court for the year 1894, at the County Court House in Dall City, Ore on, as the time and pla e for t' e bearing of objections to such final account ana me st-uiemeni tnereox. This notice is publixh-d by order of said county tjoun maue ana ente ea juiy .Ttn. Ib94 J. W. ONDON, Administrator. NOTICE FOE PUBLICATION. D. S. Land Office, The Dalles, Or., I Aug 24, 1X94. 1 Notice is herebv riven that the follnwins named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in sunnort of his claim, and that said proof will be made before the Kegister ana Keceiver at lie Dalies,. Oregon, on Ocio- oer lULii, viz: Homer White, H E No 274R, for the nJ4 se4, ne4 sw4, swj at K- sec 2, tp s r 12 e w m. He nnmea the following witnesses to prove his continuous residence upon and cultivation of stiiu i ,i'u, viz: A. UUery. N. O. Webcrg, W F. McClure, A McClure, all of Wap nitiu. Or. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. . TJ. 8. Lakd Office, The Dalles, Or., Ju.v 2i. 1894. Complaint having been entered at thiB office oy rmnk Mulone ngainst Jnun Viedt for nbxn doning hi homestead entrv. No. 433:), dated March 28, 1892, upon the EJ'SW, K and i-V4 N Sec 10. lp. 8 8, K ME, in v asco fonn'y, Oregon, with a view to the cn cellation of said entry, the sid pa' ties are here by -um moned to appear at this ottice on the 19th day of beptember. 1894. t 10 o'clock a. in., o respond and futninh testimo y concerning aid alleged abandonme t. K. M. Shnit- IJ. S. Com- msioner, is authorized to tae testimony at A telope, Oregon, on September 12th, 1894, at w u iocs. a. ill. - JAS. F. MOORE, Register. Do you want a Fruit and Hop Farm? K. N. STAEHR, of BAKE OVEN, has got some splendid Farms anil good paying Town Fropei ty in the Will - ette Valloy for sals very cheap and on easy terms. Some of the farms to exchange for Estern Oregon property. Write for lint and terms. A Racking Cough Cured by Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Mrs. P. D. Hall, 217 Genessee St, Lockport, N. Y., says : "Over thirty years ago, I remember hearing my father describe the wonder ful curative effects of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Daring a recent attack of 1a Grippe, which assumed the form of a catarrh, soreness of the lungs, accom panied by an aggravating cough, I used various remedies and prescriptions. While some of these medicines partially alleviated the coughing during the day, none of them afforded me any relief from that spasmodic action of the lungs which would seize me the moment I attempted to lie down at night. After ten or twelve such nights, I was Nearly in Despair. and had about decided to sit np all night in my easy chair, and procure what Bleep I could in that way. It then oc curred to me that I had a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. X took "a spoonful of this preparation in a little water, and was able to lie down without coughing. In a few moments, I fell asleep, and awoke in the morning greatly refreshed and feeling much better. I took a teaspoonf ul of the Pec toral every night for a week, then grad ually decreased the dose, and in two weeks my cough was cured." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Prompt to act. sure to cure Lost! Five Dollars Reward. Strayed from my west pasture, one iron-grey horee, branded - (half circle) on left shoulder, and two S's crossed on right shoulder; rather thin cinch sore on left ribs; foretop roacbed back to the place for halter. Probably went tow ards Tygh Ridge. Will give $5 reward for his return to me at my ranch, or a liberal reward for any information lead ing; to bis recovery. A. S. Roberts, lm ' Prospect Ranch. Notice to Taxpayers. The county board of equalization will meet in the assessor's office on Monday, Sept. 24th, and continue in session one week, for the purpose of equalizing the assessment of Wasco connty for 1894. All tax payers who have not been inter viewed by the assessor will please call at the office on Thursdays, Fridays or Sat urdays, as all property must be assessed. Joei Kooktz, Connty Assessor. Fur Trout Lake. The great fishing resort of the North west. Parties can proenro teams or con veyance the ronnd trip by writing and stating time they wish to start.' number of the party, amount of buiiirmre, etc Address - A. H. Jbwett, lm White Salmon, Wash. For Sale. A. R. Byrkett, at White Salmon, Wafh., has a number of pare bred reg istered A 1 C. C. Jersey bulls of all aires. Pedigree furnished on application. Ad dress or call on A. R. Bybkbtt, Hood Kiver, Or. . Cord Wood, We again have an abundant supply of dry fir and hard wood for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be fayored with a liberal share of the trade. Jos. T. Peters & Co. In parts of this country dogs are ifed to drag around little milk carts In con nection with this bew-rage there is little harm in working the growler. Phil adelphia Times. - Many bodily ills result from habinal constipation, and a fine constitution man be weakened and ruined iv simple neglect. There is no medicine, for regulating the bowels and restoring' a natural action to the digestive organs, equal to Ayer's Pills. For Volte and Grpha - In my males and horses, I give Simmons Liver Regulator.. I have not lott ne I gave it to. E. T. Taylok, Aet.for Grangers of Ga. For Bent. The Union street lodging houpe. . For terms apply to Geo. Williams, admin istrator of the estate of John Michel bach'. . lm. . Snbpcr'.be for Thi Chhoniclk. John Pashek, The Merchant Tailor, -IK THE - Old Rvmotry Building, Washington Street, between Second bet. Second and Third, )sHat Just received the latest styles in Suitings for Gentlemen, and h- a large assortment of For ipn and Amer lea" Cloths, which he can finish To Order for those that favor him. Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty. DOES NOT The war in China does not cut any figure m comparison with Charles F. Stephens' attractions in . Dry dood5, lotfyir; laees, Embroideries, GENTS' FURNISHINGS, ETC., Since the passage of the Wilson Tariff Bill. Free Wool Basis. Low Prices for Everybody. ! Special Bargains for the next Thirty Days. Put ob Your Glasses and Look at This, From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to Geo. W. Kowlakd, 113 Third 8t, The Dalles, Or. r KOKK.tlHIort A Li If H. RIODELL attokKbt-at-I-aw Office II Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. . s. B. DjryE. r BLANK mbnbfxje. DOFUE, 0t MKNEFSK ACTOBMBTS - AT LAW Rooms 42, and 43, over Post r2ce Building-, Entrance on Washington 8treet 'he Dalles, Oregon. V 9. BENNETT, ATTOKNEY-AT-lVTV. Of- V ace in Schanno'a building, np stairs. The alles. OreKon. J. B. CONDOM. CONDON & CONDON, ATTORNEYS A 1 LAW Office on Conrt street, opposite the old court house. The Dalles, Or. B, S.HDKT1NQTON. H. 8. WXXSOlf. HUNTINGTON A WILSON ATTOBKBY8-AT-law -Offices, French's block over list Na tional Bank Dalies. Oregon. H. WILHON ATTOBHBT-AT-LAir Rooms French & Co.'s bank bulldlne. Second treet, roc Dalles, Oregon. J SUTHERLAND, M. D., C. M. ; F. T. M. C. It. C. P. and S. O., Physician and Sur geon. Rooms 8 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Thorabury's, west end of Second street. DK. EsHELMAN (Hon .xofatbic; PhtsiciaH and Sues bom. -Calls answered promptly lay or night, city or country. Office No. 86 and 'Chapman block. . wtf Dtt. O. l. DOANK FH Y8IC1AK AMD STJB GBOS. Office; rooms 6 and Chapman (look. , Residence: B. E. crner Oourt and fourth streets, sec nd door from the corner ffioe hoars to 12 A. M.. 1 to 5 and 7 to P. M 1DDALL Dbmtist. Oas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth rt on (lowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of oirien lootn. Meoona Htreet. MOVItCTIKS. w T ASCO LODUE, NO. 16, A. F. A. M. Meets a ret and third Monday oi each month at 7 DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. . Meets In Masonic Hall the third Wednesday f earn month at 7 P. M. UODKKN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt. Hood Camp No. 69, Meets Tuesday even ngof earn week in Fraternity Hall, at 7:80 p. m. CiOLDMBlA LODUE, NO. 6, 1. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K. it P. ball, corner 8econa and Conrt streets, sojourning brothers are welcome. 1 Oloiioh. Beo'y. H . A. Buxa.N. L-KlKMJcsHlP LODUE, NO. ., K. of P. Meet r every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in 4channo's building, corner of Conrt and Second treets. Sojourning members are cnrdialH in v ted. W. L. BRAD8HAW, D W.Vacsk, K. of R. and o. . SUEMBLY NO. 4IM7, K. OF L. Meets in K. . V of P. hall the second and fourth Wednea lavi. of each month at 7:W p. m. ll'UMtN'e CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCk UNION will moet every Friday afternoon t n'olork at the readins; room. Allaretnvttwl FERN LODGE, DEGKEE O" HONOR, NO. 25. Mee;s in Fraternity Hall, Second street, every Wednesday evening at 8 o'clock. Mrs. Mamie Bbioos, C. of H. Has. B. J. RUS8BI.I., Financier. THE DAI.Li.8 LODGE .No. 2, l.O. ".. T. -Keg-nlar weekly meetings Friday at 8 r. if., a K. of P. Hall. J S. WUIUB, C. T. DlMSMQBB PABI8H, SgC'y. 1'KMPLJl LAJlmK NO. , A. O. U. W. Meet in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, en Second rreet. Thursday evening at 7 :8U. C. F. STEPHENS,. W . s) M T B as. Financier. M. W As. NEsMlTH POST, No. 82, G. A. R. Meets I every Saturday at 7:80 p. n in the K. of P. -I all. AMERICAN RAILWAY ONION, NO. 40. Meets second and fourth Thursdays each month in K. of P. halL J. W. Rust, W. H. Jon Kg, Sec y. Pres. OF L E. 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