TO STOP THE PROGRESS of Consumption, you will find bat one guaranteed remedy Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. In advanced cases, it brings comfort and relief; if you haven't delayed too long, it will certainly cure. It doesn't claim too much. It won't make new lungs nothing can ; but it will make diseased ones sound and healthy, when ererytbing else has failed. The scrofulous affection of, the lungs that's caused , Consumption, like every other form of Scrofula, and every blood-taint and disorder, yields to the "Discovery." It is the most effective blood - cleanser, strength -restorer, and flesh -builder known to medical science. In all Bronchial, Throat and Lung Affec tions, if it ever fails to benefit or cure, you have your money back. A perfect and permanent cure for your Catarrh - or $500 in cash. This is prom ised bv the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. No Demand for It. The owner of a very valuable iron deposit in the east learned by accident that his ore contained a quantity of an element that produces the blackest dye known to chenfistry or commerce and worth some fabulous price per ounce. Delighted at the prospect of wealth, he made ready to produce his dye, but preliminary investigation showed that the total demand for the stuff was not more than a few pounds per annum, lie gave up the scheme as a commer cial venture, though he had, as he de clares, enough of the stuff to blacken the face of the universe. Kenneth Bazemorc had the good for tune to receive a small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy when three members of . his family were sick with dysentery. This -one small bottle cured them all and he bad some left which he gave to Geo. W. Baker, a prominent merchant of the place, Lewiston. N. C., and it cured UUUUilU IT I HI CCU LCI J , Ulitl 1 1J . . 1 , AJ11 j 11- iTi rl .n'u tii-ii"litid Ihia KtmofTir a itrial and you will be more than pleased with tbe result. The praise that natur ally follows its introduction and use has made it very popular. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. , Essv one who will allow himself to run after vain misterys will soon loze hiz konfidense in truih, and very likely bekum either a bawling fanat ick, or a pitiable lnnatik. My boy was taken with n disease re sembling bloody flux. The first thing 1 thought of was Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Kemedy. Two doses of it settled the matter and cared him sound and well. I heartily recom mend this remedy to all persons suffer ing from a like complaint. I will an swer any inquiries regarding it when stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county official as to my reliability. Wm. Roach, J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn. For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gist. The total amount of Peter's pence collected for the pope's jubilee is about $150,000. It is shortly to be presented to the pope. "I know an old soldier wbo had chronic diarrhoea ot long -standing to have been permanently cured by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy," says Edward Shum pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy in this city for seven years and consider it superior to any other medicine now on the market for bowel complaints." 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gists. "I don't know when I have seen two men more at ease in a carriage," said a traveler, "than two I saw this morn ing; they were sitting in the seat of a buggy which was secured to the plat form of a flat car in a freight train ' that we passed, and comfortably con versing as the train sped along across the count"- " Bucklen'a Arnica Bal. The best salve in the world for cuts, .bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & K tri ers ly. . It costs Great Britain 330,000 to scrape the barnacles off the bottom of one of its big men of war and repaint it, and this has to be . done twice a year in the case of nearly every vessel. To prevent the hardening of the 'sub cutaneous lisaueo of the scalp and the obliteration of the hair follicles, which cause baldness, use Hall's Hair Re-newer. A EROiVl Lftii INCIDENT. The Outcome of a Poker Game Among Bad Men. . I low a Ncinl wle IIorthlef Demon. tttrat i-.-.. !, .- Id. Her Spe cial Lit;? or IIiiiin "A Very Hard Crowd. A queer crowd sat in a barroom at Oa(l-!-. in Ind'an territory, a few -or.:?is ago. Tliev had drifted to ".M.lirr'in a lin;.-y little barroom, one 'lf of tvhVli was set anrt iir .ram Wina'. A rrT:irh frariT h:vl lx'cn fther irifr all t".vui:i;,', says, the C'hieL,'T"Ti-n t the t'!v.v people were trn'-l mil rilently allowed the loud-rao'it.hLul ranjrers. with the red dust on their faces and li? pistols in their belts, to have the riht of way. 'Let's mivke it a jack pot," roared a big. red-faced man, with a terrific war across his face and an evil eye in his head. "I'm with you," quietly acquiesced a li'-avy-set, fellow, who wore a new som broro and never let his eye stray from the door, while at every sudden shift of the crowd his hands instinctively sought his pistol. "Are you in, pard?" asked. a third player, with only one eye, of the fourth warty, evidently a stranger to the other three players. The latter was -lall, dudish, with a queer expression ilout the eyes' and a peculiar shaped mouth. ''Bet your life I'm with you," said the latter, as he planked in a big hand ful of silver. Then four pis,tols came oiit simultaneously and were placed at the right hand of each player. "Can't open," was repeated laconic ill r for a half dozen deals and then the fellow with one eye stayed in for ten lollars. The rest saw him and raised 'hi' ante. Chips ran out and money took their place. The crowd gathered k bout the table and a fortune was soon in siifht. "My money is all gone," finally ejac ulated the dudish fellow with the queer eye, "but I've got two good horses outside. Ill stake 'em, if you aarree." "Trot 'em in," said the others, with a knowing grin of delight. "The crowd'll see that you get a square deal, stranger." "The crowd bed d," smiled the dap tkt youth. "I'll see to that myself." lie went to the door and whistled, and soon two splendid ponies trotted up and were led in, standing quietly by the table, while their master again sat down and" called the other players' hands. "Three kings, pair of deuces," said the scar-faced man, as he reached for the money. "That beats my three jacks," snarled the heavy-set man with the new hat and the restless eyes, as he threw down his hand in disgust. "It's al mine then," suavely smiled the dudish chap. "I've four sixes," and he reached for the pile of money. " "Four sixes an't in it with four queens," growled the one-eyed man. He snarled like a wolf over a big meal as he tucked that, bundle of money out of sight, and. rising, took the ponies outside and tied them. Then he re turned and lined up to the bar with: "Everybody liquor." All responded except the dudish stranger, and, he moved toward the door. No one noticed him glide out and he drew a bee line for his lost ponyj mounted and raced away with a loud clatter. Mr. One-Eye dashed down his liquor and darted to the door way, a string of oaths upon his lips, and began blazing away. A ringing laugh floated back and a shrill voice exclaimed: "You've got my money. Bitter Creek, but you don't get Tom King's horse." The idlers all slunk back into their corners at these names. Bitter Creek is the most noted of the Dalton out laws. The heavy-set man was Bill Dalton himself, and the scar-faced chap was Bill Doolan. Tom King is the most noted female horse thief the Indian country ever produced. Sometimes in men's clothes and sometimes as a girl she flits about and the officers are never able to catch and hold her. The outlaws returned to the bar and, with many bitter oaths, drank to the health of "brave Tom King." A Maxim for Married Folks. Here is a funny incident that oc curred at a wedding: The bridegroom of the occasion was a man devoted to inventions, whose hobby lay in patents and electricity," and who was engaged at the time on a ' wonderful 'piece of machinery for a purpose that has slipped my memory. Anyway, his thoughts, even while at the altar, were so engrossed with his pet scheme, that while the clergyman was asking "Wilt thou," etc. his ear caught but the pat ter of the raindrops upon the stained glass windows, and he impulsively ex claimed: "I do hope they'll think tocover up my machine!" . The clergyman was shocked, but repeated in withering tones:- "Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife?" "Of course I will," was the impetuous reply of the inventor, "what else do you think I've come for?" And then he was suddenly recalled to language more fit for the occasion. In the Navy. The warrant officers of the navy are the boatswains, gunners,' carpenters, sailmakers and mates, about one hun dred and seventy-five in all. The boat swains are stationed mostly on the re ceiving ships and training ships and at various shore stations; the gunners do some service of the same sort, and are sometimes assigned as inspectors of ordnance; the carpenters are found at the navy yards, public and private, on the training ships, and at-sea; the sail makers are nearly all ashore, and the mates are mostly on receiving ships or on special duty on the smallest vessels. There have been no appointments to this corps for many years. The war rant officers have a mess of their own, and it used to be shared by the cadet midshipmen. HE WAS NO SNOB. Story of a Political Campaign in the Bine -. Grass State. John C. Underwood, who was elected lieutenant governor of Kentucky on the same ticket with Luke Blackburn, is an amusing story teller, particularly when he is started on the subject of political stumping in Kentucky. "Our people," said he not long ago to a New York Evening Post man,- "don't like snobbishness. I remember one time when I was stumping one of the moun tain counties. I bought twenty-five dollars worth of nickels and carried them in my saddle bags. At every log cabin I would ride up and ask for a drink of water. Out would come a lit tle boy or girl with a gourd dipper of warm water. I would take a swallow, then drop a nickel in the dipper. The little one would run in and I would go on. The child's mother would come out and have the generous gentleman pointed out. The consequence was that I got the vote of that house. Well, one morning I rode up to a house and a little girl brought me out a dip per of water. I felt in my pocket and discovered that I hadn't a copper.. ' " 'Little girl,' said I, , 'I generally have a nickel somewhere about me, but I haven't to-day, so I'll give yon what's the next best thing for a girl, and that's a kiss,' and I got down off my horse, and kissed her for my own little blue-eyed girl at home. Another little black-eyed girl here showed up, and I had to kiss her for a niece of mine she looked like. By this time another lit tle girl showed up, half a head taller than the rest, and, not to be impartial, I kissed her, when I found that four or five other girls had gathered and I was in for it. So, beginning with the smallest, I kissed each one. The change in stature was so gradual that I didn't notice that the last one was a full grown young woman and right hand some at that until I had kissed her. Looking up I saw that there were two or three old ladies laughing at me, and thinking that I had made a bad break. I lifted my hat to the young lady and begged her pardon and explained how it was. She didn't seem to mind it much, but the old ladies kept laughing, and one said: 'Why, durn it, she's Bill's wife.' " 'Well,' I thought, 'I'm in for it. That knocks out all my votes in this neighborhood, I inquired at the next man's house who Bill wasand was told that it was 'Buck' Holmes, the hardest citizen in Carter county. . Next day I had to speak at the courthouse and when I came up I noticed a gang of about twenty-five rough-looking fel lows off at one side, and a big six-footer talking to them and gesticulating with both hands. " 'Who's that?' I inquired. '"That's "Buck7 Holmes and his gang, was the reply. Cold chills ran down my back and I shifted my re volver around to where I could reach it without trouble, and then sauntered up to overhear what he was saying. "'Well, I'm blankety blanked,' I heard him say, 'if he don't catch my vote. No snob thar, gentlemen. Jest as soon kisss a noor man's wife as a rich one's!' That settled it, and 1 got one hundred and fifty more votes in that county than any other man on the ticket." WANTED AN EASIER WAY. The Percentage Business Was Too Tutrl . cate for Him. "One of the best salesmen we nave on the road, if not the very best," said a well-known wholesale dealer to a De troit Free Press man, "came to us ten years ago from the backwoods, and a greener fellow you never saw. I met him the first time he came into the stoVe, and gave him his start. lie told me about the kind of country he lived in and its remoteness, and said he want ed to sell from house to house, but he didn't wan't to be a common peddler. " 'We can't give you a salary,' said I, 'but we will allow you a commission of twenty-five per cent, on all you sell for cash.' . " 'I don't rightly understand this commission and per cent, business, said he, scratching his head, 'seein' I ain't used to it; but I'll tell you what 111 Uo; you just agree to give me ten cents on every dollar's worth I sell and 111 undertake it; that's plain enough for anybody to understand,' . "I let him go at.that," laughed the merchant in conclusion,' "and made it up to him at the end of the year by putting him on the road with a good salary, and permission to tell the story every time we gave him a raise, and we gave him one yesterday, and I've told the story a good many times." ENGLISH ORTHOEPY. The Work That Is Being Done by a Wash ington Tutor of Foreigners. In the national capital is a private tutor of English to foreigners who trains them in the idioms of pronuncia tion with this chain of similarly spelled words: "Though the tough cough and hiccough plough me through." The re sult is humorous, says the Washington Post, as these samples of the efforts of the pupils will show: Tho the to co and hicco plo me thro. Thuf the tuf cuf and hiccuf pluf me thruf. Thof then tof cof and hiccof plof me throf. Thup the tup cup and hiccup plupme thru p. . . Thoo the too coo and hiccoo ploo me throo. - . It is not surprising that Voltaire, when he began to study English and learned that ague was pronounced as two syllables and plague as one, should have wished that half the English had the one disease and the other half the other. ' ' " Not So Green as He Looked. At one of the posts of the signal corps (according to a southern writer), an infantryman lounged up to the man on duty, and eemed deeply interested in his maneuvers. The signalman paid no attention to . the newcomer, but continued to "flop away right and left" with his flag. "Isa-a-y, str-a-nger," drawled the fellow at last, "are the fli-es a-pestering of yon?" SHERIFF'S SALE. Notice la hereby given that under and by virtue of an execution, issued out of the Circuit Court of the HU's of Oregon for Wasco Countv, on the 21st dsy of July, 18S4, upon a decree given and rendered in said court on toe 7th day of July, 1HH, in a causes wherein V. Bolton whs plaiu titf and Emily B. Rinehart and Savre Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and Phillip Rine hart, minors, by their guardian ad litem, W. H. Hobson, were defendants, and to ine directed and delivered, and commanding me to satisfy the sum of 218O.00, with interest thereon at the rate of 8 per cent, per annum from said 7th day of July, 1894, and 30.00 attorney's fees and 138.15 cots of uii and accruing costs, by selling, in the maimer provided by law for the sale of real property, all of the right, title and interest of said defendants, Emily B. Rinehart. Bayre Rinehart, Earle Rinehart, Carl Rinehart and PhiUip Rinehart in and to lots 'G," "H" and "I," in Dufur's Grand View Addition to Dalles City, in Wa-eo County. State of Oregon, accord ing to the official plat thereof as the same ap pears of record within and for said Countv and State; I will on Thursday, August 23d, 1894, at the hour of 10 o'cIock a. m at the conrt house door in Dalles City, in said County and State, sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand, all tjhe right, title and interest of tbe said defendants in and to the above named and described premises or so much thereof as may be necessary t satisfy the Hums above named. Dulles City, Oregon, July 23d, 1S94. T J. DRIVER, jly26-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Oregon. SHERIFF'S SALE. Pursuant to the command of a writ of execu tion issued out of the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco County in a suit therein pending wherein. L. L. McCartney is plaintiff and John Adams and C. E. Uaight are defend ants, dated August 2d, 1894, commanding me to sell all the right, title and interest of said de fendants and each of them in and to the south east quarter of section nine, township two south, of range iourteen east, W. M., to satisfy the sum of 1921.70 and interest thereon from Jane 26th, 1894, at the rate of ten per cent per annum and the further sum of $90.00 attorney's fees and tbe sum of 126.25 costs and disbursements, due to said plaintiff from said defendant John Adams, and to apply the surplus if any in payment of the sum of $313.55 and interest thereon at the rate of ten per cent, per annum from said June 26th, 1894, and $40.0 1 attorney's fee, due from the defendant John Adams to the defendant C. E. liaight, I will, on Saturday the 8th day of Sept ember, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock in the after noon, at tbe courthouse door in Dalles City, Oregon, sell all of said above described real property at public sale to the highest bidder for cash in hand. T. J. DRIVER, aug4-5t. Sheriff of Wasco County, Or. "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portland and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH FrelgUt and PasseiigBr Uhb Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with' Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill St. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PA98ESUIK KXTKH. One way $2.00 Round trip 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings mast be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, Gemeral Affent. B. F. LAUGH LIN, General Manager. THE-DALLES. -OREGON J. F. FORD Evangelist, Of Den Moines, Iow7 writes under data of March 28, 1898: S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : ' On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to SS pounds, ia now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. 8, B. Cough Cure haa done its work well. Both of the children like it. Tour S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Ma. & Mas. J. F. Ford. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 60 cent per bottle by all druggists. House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at -. . reasonable figures. Has the' -largest house . moving outfit in 'Eastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181,The Dalles D K. A. DIETRICH, Physician and Surgeon, DUFTJB, OBEGON. M&" All professional calls promptly attende o, day and night. aprl ev; York -AND- 4k L if ' lily : ali Wsily THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully, representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It . now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re- - gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of i'i.ji-wp. t eacn weeK ax $i.ou per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address -rue ruoniuin c diidi icuim rr 'There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its fieoA - leads on to fortune" ' The poet unquestionably had reference to the m.:..; nx ni ..s L108IP-UI1I M II sp- -m FiniitBii I Garnets at CRANDALL Who are selling these Roods MTCHKLHACH BRICK. D . B ursi w Pipe foil Tin MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kubs' Blacksmith Shop. THEE COLUMBIA BREWERY, AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. . This well-known Brewery ia now turning out the beet Beer and Portei eaat of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health fnl Beer have been introduced, and on.y the first-clans article will be placed oa he market. rjeeklv Tribune i BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. - UNION ST.' UNDER PRESSURE. ncfjairs onn ncofing