YOU CAN BEE IT, erhaps, one of Dr. Pierce's Pleas ant Pellets but you can't feel it vfter it's taken. And yet it does more good than any of the huge, old-fashioned pills, with their grip ing and violence. ' These tiny Pel lets, the smallest and easiest to take, bring you help that lasts. Consti pation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick or Bilious Headaches, and all derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels are permanently cured. They're the cheapest, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, 01 your money is returned. You pay only for the good you get. o n A square offer ol $500 in gold is made by the proprietors 01 Dr. Saere's Catarrh it Remedy, for any case of Catarrh in the Head, no matter how bad 01 of how lone: standing, which they cannot cure. It'h :v powerful had sine when wim inen pit the polliticks habit. Congress thinks it ain't doin' its dooty ef it ain't makin' laws all the time. ' "I know an old soldier who had chronic diarrhwa ot long standing to have been permanently cured by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy," says Edward Shum pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy in this city for seven years and consider it superior to any other medicine now on the market for bowel complaint?." 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gists. , ., EUROPEAN STATESMEN. M. Cabnot completes his term of office as president of the French repub lic on December 3 next. - My boy was taken with a disease re sembling bloody flux. The first thing I thought of was Chamberlain's Colic, -Cholera and Diarrha-a Kemedy. Two doses of it settled the matter and ured him sound and well. I heartily recom mend this remedy to all persons suffer ing from a like complaint. . I will an swer any inquiries regarding it when stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county official as to my reliability.. Win. Roach, J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn. For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gist. . In the days of William the Conqueror it was more dangerous to kill a rabbit than a man. A murderer could escape with payment of a fine, a rabbit slayer was put to death. INo tuartr , . Will do you as much good as the one that bnys Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. This is "what you get with them: An absolute and permanent cure for Consti pation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Hick and Bilious Headaches and all de rangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. "Sot just temporary relief, an'd then a worse conditiou afterward but - help that lasts. ' Don't hawk, and blow, and epit, but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, and be cured. 50 cents; of druggists." SHERIFF'S SALE. By virtue of an execution nnd order of gale Is sued out of the Circuit Court of the Stnte of Ore gon for Wasco county, upon a decree and judg ment made, rendered nnd entered by said court on the 81st day of May, 1894, in favor of the plaintiff, in a suit wherein E. C. Comstook was plaintiff and George W. Unli nnd Emily Hall were defendants, and to me directed and de livered, communding me to levy upon and sell all the lands mentioned and Uescribod in said writ, and heeinaftcr described, I did on the 12th day of June 1891, duly levy upon, and will sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in hand on ihe 28th day of July, 1891, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon of said day at the front door of the County Court House in Dalles City, in Wasco county. Oregon, all of the lands and premises described in said writ and herein described as follows towit: Lots 3, 4, 5, and southeast quarter ('.') of northwest quarter of section six (C), town ship one-(l) south, range fifteen (15) eiist, W. M,. -containing Iai.77 acres of land, situated, lying and being in Wasco county, Oregon, together with the tenements, hereditaments and appurtenances thereunto belonging or in any wie appertaining, or so much thereof as shall be sufficient to satisfy the sum of $486.10 with inter est thereon at the rate of 8 per cent, since the 31st of May, 1894, and 50.00 attorneys fees and 22.25 costs in said suit together with the costs of said writ and accruing costs of sale. Dated at Dalles City, Oregon , June 2!, A.D. ISO J. . T. A. WARD, Sheriff of Wasco county, Oregon. jui30 . Notice of Final -Settlement. Notice is hereby giren that by an order of the County Court of the State of Oregon for Wasco county, made and entered this 13th day of June, 1894, in the matter of the estate of William H. Wilson, det.-eased, Monday, Julv 1G, 1894, at the hour of 10 o'clock A. M., was fixed as the time and the County Court Room of said county as the place for the hearing of the final account of the executor of the last will and testament of said deceased ; all peisons having any objections to said final account and to the settlement of said estate are directed to appear at said time and place, then and there to snow cause, if any there be, why Bald final account should not be approved and said estate settled. Innl6 B. 8. HUNTINGTON, . Executor. COULD NOT TOLERATE A LIE. A Great French Writer. Politician and Republican Philanthropist. Victor Schoelcher, the eminent writer, politician and republican phil anthropist who died lately in France, after an honorable life of nearly ninety years, was always noted for the rigid sincerity of his principles and his acts, says the Youth's Companion. A story is told in the Parisian Press of his boy hood which illustrates this character istic in him. As a child he was once returning to France from a trip to Brussels with his mother. She had obtained in -Belgium certain valuable laces which, she could easily carry out of sight, and she remarked to the boy that she was not going to declare them to the French custom house authorities. "But, mother," said Victor, "not to declare them would be wrong!" "Never you mind," - she said, "it would be foolish to declare them. The duty on them is enormous and the in spectors will never know anything about them. - I shall say nothing-.'about them." When the custom house man came Mme. Schoelcher declared that she had nothing dutiable. The inspector thought he saw a shocked look in the boy's face. . , . "What is it?" said he to Victor. " .', "Oh, sir," said the boy, "I think mother has some Belgian laces that she ought to pay duty on!"' The laces were produced and the duty paid. Mme. Scholcher, instead of being angry, declared that she was proud of having so honest and truth ful a boy. Not only did he never learn to lie, but he had a quick eye for dishon esty of sharacter in others. As a dep uty he voted to permit the return of Louis Napoleon to France, believing that the time had come for universal forgiveness. Louis Napoleon read a speech thanking the deputies and full of apparently frank protestations of fidelity to the republic. Schoelcher shook his head when he heard this speech. . "I watched him through my glass," he said, "and his paper never trembled in his hand. He is too cool to be an honest man. We shall have occasion to regret his coming into the country." The estimate proved quite true, for in a few years Louis Napoleon had, by a most remarkable series of false hoods and betrayals, overthrown the republic and possessed himself of des potic power. HE WAS A PHILAOELPHIAN. otwitbstanlu)t Whlcli Fact lie Made a Good Rargraln In Mew York. "Talk about Philadelphia ns1 being slow," said an up-town dealer in rare books to a New York' Evening Sun man; "why, I'll tell you about a little incident that happened the other day. "A Philadelphian who bas a nice private collection of rare engravings and. etchings camo to this city on a visit and was almost stranded financial ly before he knew it. An ordinary man would have written or telegraphed home ' for cash. . But this one didn't. He was strolling- down Broadway, un decided whether to continue his walk as far as Philadelphia or not, when he came to a little shop where engravings and etching's are sold. "His mania for collecting forced him to ' enter the shop and examine the stock, although he didn't have money enough to buy a fair-sized chromo. Turnimr over a number of etchings and engravings lying upon a sort of bargain table at the rear of the shop he came across a fine copy of the cele brated Ilanjon portrait of Tennyson, of which he had a highly prized speci men in his own collection. Thinking it strange that the etching should be lying among the other cheap objects on the table he asked its price of a clerk. . ' 'Take it along for a quarter,' said the clerk. " 'All right,' said the Philadelphian, rolling up the etching and paying over the money. " 'Shall I wrap it up for you?' asked the clerk. " 'Oh, no; you needn't mind," and the Philadelphian walked off with his prize. He did not walk far, though. Stopping at a well-known engraving dealer's shop not four blocks away the Philadelphia man offered the etching for sale. " 'Twenty-five dollars,' was the of fer of the dealer. The Philadelphia man accepted the money, although it was but a little more than half the price at which the Rajon portrait is catalogued, and went his way. He had paid all the expenses. of his New York trip at one stroke." Sot Always Uncomfortable. The traditional notion of a "fish out of water" is that of a helpless, gasping creature. There are some fish, how ever, that deliberately choose to diver sify their existence by seeking land and air. The perch " often leaps into the air for flies and can be Carried long distances in damp "grass without suffer ing harm. One of this species, which is common in India, often leaves his pool and takes a short joifrney over the grass. He seems to prefer to take these excursions by night or in the early morning, when he can be re freshed by the dew, but sometimes, no doubt led by. urgent necessity, has been known to travel some little dis tance over a hot, dusty road, under the midday sun. The Terrible Fer-de-Lance. One of the deadliest serpents in the tropics is the fer-de-lance, of which there arc at least eight varieties. These snakes are of precisely, the color which will enable them to hide among the foliage or roots of trees. Sometimes they are a bright yel low and can scarcely-. be distin guished from the bunch of bananas within which they lie coiled. Again the reptile may be black, or yellow ish brown, or of any hue resembling tropical forest mold, old bark or de composing trees. The iris of the eye is orange, with red flashes, and at night ' glows like a burning coal. eu York Weekly ONLY Hard for tbe Neighbors. ' During the present financial crisis it is probable that areat deal of charity has been as badly misdirected as was that of a charitably disposed young woman in Providence, who is noted for her novel ways of helping the needy. "I have such a pity for these poor street musicians!" she said one day. "I pay one old Italian forty cents a week regularly. He plays in the yard every Thursday afternoon." "But that must be hard. To be always on hand and the noise must be tedious," said a somewhat nervous friend. "Oh, no," was the complacent reply; "the maid has to attend to that; and as for the music, I don't hear it, for Thursday is my afternoon at the club." Kenneth Bazemore bad the good " for tune to receive a small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy when three members of bis family were sick with dysentery -This one small bottle cured them all and be had some left which be gave to Geo. W. Baker, a prominent merchant of the place, Lewiston. N. C, and it cured him of . the same complaint. When troubled with dysentery, diarrhoea, colic or cholera morbus, give this remedy a trial and you will be more than pleased with tbe result. The praise that natur ally follows its introduction and use has made it very popular. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. Jtiigoug Ingenuity, " Thomas A. Edison on one occasion had on a table in his home an aquarium in which were a number of gold fish. Each fish had in some way been made to swallow a small lamp connected with "a dynamo by a hair-like wire passing out of its mouth. . When the current was turned on the fish pre sented a ctrangc appearance. The light made their bodies transparent and showed all the minute details of their anatomy. All Free. Those who have used Dr. King's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now the opportunity to try it free. Call on the advertised drug gist and get a trial bottle, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free. All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. Firemen Attention. The annual election of tbe chief and assistant chief engineers of the fire de partment. of Dalles City will -he held in Jackson engine bouse, Third street, on Monday, 6th of August, 1894. Poles will be open between the hours of 5 and 7 p. m. All active firemen in good standing are qualified to vote. ' Johx P. McImckxy, Chairman of Fire Board. W. H. Lochhead, Secretary. tf. i Foktv-xwo dollars and fifty cents a pound was the price recently paid at auction in London for a small consign ment of tea from the Mount Ver non estate, Ceylon. The tea was pro nounced to be absolutely the finest ever grown. ' WOOD'S PHOSPHODINE, The Great English Remedy. Promptly and cermanentlr '"""ciires all forma of Xersoua j. JTZ-f t -TY otorrhea. Imvoteaev and att effects of Abuse or Emrnet, Been prescribed over SS -ears in thousands of cases; Jirfire an After. iT druggist f or Wood's Pfaoaohodlnei If ho offers some worthless medicine In place of this, lea-re his dishonest store,- Inclose - price In - letter, and ve will send by return mail. Price, one package, ftl; six. 13. One vdtt please, fix mOl cure. Pamph let In plain sealed envelope, 2 cents postage, address The W-ood Chemical Co.. -; 131 Woodward avenue. Detroit, lllon. . Sold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kinersly. The Chroxiclx is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. ' l ribone Sl.75.-fc "The Regulator Line" He Dalles, Portland ana Astoria Navigation Co. FieigHt ana Passeier Line Through Daily ''Trips" (Sundays ex centedV between The Dalles' and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connectmgat tbe Cas cade Locks with Steamer J)allea City. Steamer ' Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill St.- dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer ; Regulator for :. The Dalles.-; Tv-' ... ; , :- PA88ENGKK KATES. One way. . : . . .;. Round trip...-. ...$3jOO . . . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All-freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before o p. m. Live stock shipments solicted, Call on or address, . W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, V General Manager. THE-DALLES, OREGON : J. F. FORD, EvameM, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., . Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen: ..7 On arriving borne last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had waBted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your 8. B. Cough- Cure haB -cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give -it to every; one, , with greetings for alL Wishing you prosperity, we are . Yours, Mb. & Mbs. F. Fokd. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Core, Jy taking two oj three doses each week. . ... - ,r .. .. Sold under a positive guarantee. .' - ' " 50 cents per bottle by all druggists. " House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at ' reasonable figures.. Has the largest honse moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181,The Dalles For Colie and Grabs In my mules and horses, I give Simmons Liver Regulator. I have not lost ne I gave it to. -E. T. Tatlob, Agt. for Grangers of Ga. Subscribe for Ths Chbonicls. lily i fJ lit THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere "apparent. It now, leads all .other publications in Wasco, Sher- man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and " Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. . The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. . The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Tlie Dalles, Oregon. FIRST 0 J".r GBH'.' 0 S 5 ... -a ! i ' CAN BE fm iliii ll JrV OT S.- CHRONICLE OFFICE Seasonably 1 7 here is a tide in the ajfatrs of men which, taken at Us Jteoa : r ; leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the at CR AN D ALLjBU RG ETJS, J 7 Who are selling these 'goods' outsat, greatly-reduced rates.. MTCHELBA.CH BEICK, - f - UNION ST.; r- . Familiar Faces C. E. BAYARD,, Late Special Agent General Land Office. Jl?e f Ieal Estate, IjDai?, Ipsurapee, - COLLECTION- ACENCY. ' V 37 PartieB having Property they wish to Sell, or Trade, Houses to Rent, r Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us. We shall make a specialty of the prosecution o Claims and Contest! before the TJnitep States Land Office. - 85 Washington St. D. BUNN Pips MiJilepalis a jooflng 1IAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. dep on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kusa' ' r Blacksmith Shop. ' - ri Cf. i CLHSS ffl Jl JL i HAD AT THE -ly.Kg -.J.---. i -.-5 Hi Hoinoas Hates. in a New Place. J. EX BARNBTT TjIO.- THE DALLES, OR.- 1 -