THE TAILUU TliOUT. A Lusty Denizen of Southern Eng lish Waters. . . How the Fifth Got Its recnllar Name-It Is Terr Voraclonfi and Not , at All Particular as to Its Food. Eta York wee! l nbune VOLUMES COULD BE WRITTEX, filled with the testimony of women lrho have been made well and strong by Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It's a medicine that's made es pecially to build up women's strength and to cure women's ail ments an invigorating, restorative tonic, soothing cordial, and bracing nervine ; purely vegetable, non alcoholic, and perfectly harmless. For all the functional derange ments, painful disorders, and chronic weaknesses that afflict womankind, the "Favorite Prescription" is the only guaranteed remedy. It's a legitimate medicine that corrects and cures. If it doesn't benefit or cure, you. havo your money back. It must have been the medicine for most women, or it couldn't be sold on any such terms. Isn't it likely to be the medicine for you ? Sold by druggists every where. TRANSPLANTING HAIR. A Queer Custom That I$ Followed by the Chinese. One of the many queer thing's in that queer land China is the occupation of hair transplanting'. Wong1 Ching Foo tells about it in the St. Louis Post Dispatch. Chinese superstition made the hair planting1 business an imperative pro fession. Chinese physiog-nomists say the eyebrows and whiskers of a man are just as essential in their relations to his success in life as his other quali fications. If the eyebrows are. thin or his whiskers are sickly, his luck will le thin and his health will be poor. Therefore, in order to stop the train of bad luck which nature has unfor tunately ordained for him, he orders his eyebrows changed or replanted by a -hair planting professor. This is done by first carefully pulling out the rebellious or unlucky hairs in the eyebrows. The next operation is to select a spot of hair on the neck of the patient or behind his ears that would suit for a fine eyebrow, and re duce them down to the right length. A fine pair of sharp pinchers is picked up with the left hand, and selecting a suitable-sized hair, the operator jerks it out by the root, and with the right hand he quickly pierces a minute hole in the skin of the bald eyebrow in a slanting direction, and while the point of the needle-like instrument is still on the edge of the hole, the root of the pullcd-up hair is carefully inserted. But if bloo.l oozes out of it before the hair is planted the hole will not be used that day for fear of inflammation and not sufficient nutriment for the hair to take root. This operation is re peated until every hair in the eye brows is replanted or enlarged. The patient usually experiences pain in the eyebrows for about twenty-four hours, after which he goes out and shows himself to his friends. "I know an old soldier who had chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to have been permanently cured by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy," says Edward Shurn pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy in this city for seven years and consider it superior to any other medicine now on the market for bowel complaint'." 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy for sale by Blakeiy & Houghton drug gists. EUROPEAN STATESMEN. M. Carnot completes his term of office as president of the French repub lic on December 3 next. My boy was taken wit h a disease re . aembling bloody flux. The first thinfc 1 thought of was Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two ' doses of it settled the matter and cured him sound and well. I heartily recom mend this remedy to all persons suffer ing from a like complaint. I will an swer any inquiries recarding it when stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county official as to my reliability. Win. Roach, J. P., Priinroy, Campbell Co., Tenn. For sale by Blakeiy & Houghton drug , gist. ; In the days of William the Conqueror it was more dangerous to kill a rabbit than a man. A murderer could escape with payment of a fine, a rabbit slayer was put to death. ' K Quarter Will do you as much good as the one that bnys Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Thin i9 what you get with them: An absolute hixI permanent cure for Const i- gntion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, ick and Bilious Headaches and all de railments of the liver, stomach and bowels. Not just temporary relief, and then a worse conditiou afterward but help that lasts. Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, bat use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, and be cured. 50 cents; of druggists. In several of the shallow and slow flowing streams of the south of Eng land notably the upper waters of the Lea, the Ver, and the Miraram, all Hertfordshire streams the ''tailer" ij vell known to the exasperated dryfiy fisherman. "And what on earth is the 'tailer"?" the ang-ler not acquainted with these and other similar waters may inquire without shame. The "tailer," says the Pall Mall Bud pet, may be best described as a rather gross feeder, destitute of ' the artistic instinct and the culture which the dry fly fisherman associates " with the trout that can only be taken by an exact imitation of natural fly. It is called a "tailer" because, when its head is p'unged into the woods in pur suit of freshwater ' shrimp, it3 tail breaks the surface of the stream and warcP.in the air. At the commence ment of the fishing season the "tail ing", trout is usually very busy, and very observable in several famous riv ers. At this season of the year the larger fish are. as a rule, in indifferent or in absolutely bad condition; they are exceedingly hungry after the ex haustion of spawning operations, and are consequently not in the humor to waste time on an occasional small olive dun, or some other insignificant Cy. Water-shrimp is fat and appe tizing, and in many streams exceed ingly plentiful. It is not surprising, therefore, that it forms the staple dish of trout, which the pangs of hunger in the early spring assail almost unceas ingly. In early June the big trout will eschew water-shrimp for May-fly, and later on in the season, when they are in fine condition, will feed with ber fitting daintiness. It is not much use, as a rule, fishing up stream with a "dry" over a "tailer." The fish is so engrossed in its pig-like operations among the weeds that it treats with contempt a solitary little dun endeavoring to tickle its nose. The best lure for a "tailer" is a big and gaudy alder, fished down stream with in a few inches of the fish, and worked like a salmon fly. At such a lure a "tailer" will come- sometimes with a fierce dash, that brings the heart of the angler right into his throat. The writer had the pleasure of land ing a five-pound trout, hooked by a friend in this manner in a Hertfordshire stream on an early spring evening. A much heavier trout, "tailing" under the bank in an awkward place, was afterwards assailed, and pricked sev eral times, but in vain. A "tailor" is often difficult to scare, and even when actually risen and pricked will recommence feeding in a few minutes', oblivious of danger. The position of the fish, its head buried in the weeos ana its tan waving like a flag in the air, naturally renders it easy to approach and diGeult to alarm on such occasions. Moreover, a "tailer" seems to riot in its rather nasty meal. The water-shrimp . glut takes posses sion of the big fish as completely as the May-fly plut. What creature the tailer" takes the big alder, fished in the manner de scribed, to be is v-sry uncertain. Some few people assert that fish take a fly under such conditions not from mo tives of hunger so much as of anfer mingled with curiosity. But practical anglers and naturalists laugh at such fantastic theories. No doubt the trout takes the alder as the salmon takes the silver doctor because it looks good to eat. But what particular food it is mistaken for remains a mystery. HE GOT THE QUARTER. A Ride That Proved Quite Expensive for the Driver of the State. Dr. Samuel G. Dixon, a well-known scientist of the Quaker city, told a Philadelphia Record man an amusing 6tory of a scene witnessed in New York the other day while riding in a Fifth avenue stage. "A lady gave the driver a coin," said Mr. Dixon, "and received change for twenty-five cents. She informed the driver that she had given him fifty cents, but the jehu wouldn't have it that way, and the woman had simply to lose twenty-five cents. A moment or two later, how ever, a well-dressed, highly respectable looking male passenger, with a rather pallid face and a physique by no means athletic looking, tendered the lady a quarter and said he had seen the whole transaction and knew she was being swindled. 'I'll get it back,' said he; you take it.' After some persuasion the woman was induced- to : take the money, and shortly afterward she and all the other passengers except myself and the man who had produced the cash left the 'bus. When we arrived at the end of the line the stranger walked up to the driver, and, in court eous, but firm tones, said: 'I saw that lady gave you a half doll ar. I give her the quarter and I want you to give it to me.' "A volley of oaths was the only an swer, which, however, was cut short by a well-directed blow from the fist of the passenger and the driver went down. He got up with another shower of profanity and made for his assail ant, but promptly went down again, the blow this time landing full on the jaw. When the driver g-ot up the sec ond time he gave up the quarter. But the passenger wasn't through yet. 'I've split my gloves on your face,' he he said, and I want two dollars and fifty cents to buy a new pair.' Refusal brought another punch, and again the driver measured his length. lie didn't want any more, but gracefully handed his puncher the demanded two dollars and fifty cents. I ascertained after wards that the gallant passenger was Billy Edwards, the' ex-prize lighter, and the other drivers are, I under stand, still chaffing their associate on his encounter and its results." 3KD NLY Hard for' the Neighbors. During the present financial crisis it is probable that a great deal of charity has been as badly misdirected as was that of . a charitably disposed young1 woman in Providence, who is noted for her novel ways of helping the needy. "I have such a pity for these poor street musiciansP' she said one day. "I pay one old Italian forty cents a week regularly. He plays in the yard every Thursday afternoon." "But that must be hard. To be always on hand and the noise must be tedious," said a somewhat nervous friend. "Oh, no," was the complacent reply; "the maid has to attend to- that; and as for the music, I don't hear it, for Thursday is my afternoon at the club." Kenneth Bazemore Iiad the good for tune to receive a small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy , when three members of his family were eick with dysentery. , This one small bottle cured them all and he had some left which he gave to Geo. W. Baker, a prominent merchant of the place, L wiston. N. C.,- and. it cured him of the same complaint. When troubled with dysentery, diarrhoea, colic or cholera morbus, give this remedy a trial and you will be more than pleased with the result. The praise that natur ally follows its introduction and upe has made it very popular 25 and . 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeiy & Houghton, druggists. Fdlson'6 Ingenuity. Thomas A. Edison on one occasion had on a table in his home an aquarium in which were a number of gold fish. Each fish had in some way been made to swallow a small lamp connected with a dynamo by- a hair-like wire passing out of its mouth. 'When the current was -turned on the fish pre sented a strange appearance. The light made their bodies transparent and showed all the. minute details of their anatomy. - . All Free. " ' . Those who have used Dr. King's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now the opportunity to try it free.- Call on the advertised drag gist and get a trial bottle, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free.--. All of which is guaranteed to do yon good and cost you nothing. ' Sold bv Snipes & Kinersly. Firemen Attention. ' The annual election of the chief and assistant chief engineers of' the fire de partment of Dalles City will he held in JackBOu engine hout-e, Third street, on Monday, 6th of August. 1S94. . Poles will be open between the hours of 5 and 7- p. m. All 'active firemen in good standing are qualified to vote. JotiN P. McIkeenv, Chairman of Fire Board. W. H. LocHHEao, Secretary. . tf. FoETr-TWO dollars and fifty cents a pound was the price recently paid at auction in London for a small consign ment of tea from the Mount Ver non estate, Ceylon. The tea was pro nounced to be absolutely the finest ever grown. . ' wood'8 I'liosi'iioniNii The Great EaglUh Remedy. Promptly and permanently cores all forms of Nervous i Weakness,EmiMstons, Spciui otorrhea, Impotency and aU ejects of Abuse or Excesses. Xecn prescribed over 85 rears In thousands of cases; j est medicine known. JLsk druggist for Wood's Paosohodtnes If he offers some worthless medicine in place of this, leave his duhonest store. Inclose price In letter,, and wewClsend hr return mall. Price, one package, ftl;slx,&. One toill please, stawOtoure. Pamph let In plain sealed envelope, 2 cents postage. Address The Wood Chemical Co., 121 Woodward avenue, Detroit, Kloh. Bold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kinersly. The Chroniclb is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. jsxri Mr2 i sr ftfVs $ 1 . 75. 'The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portland anfl AEtoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freight anfl PasseierLiiie Through: Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill et. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PASSENGER RATES. One way Round trip. .$2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All. freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings mast be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. CALLAWAY, . General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE-DALLES. OREGON J,F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol . March 23. 1893: S. B. Med. Mfo. Co., .r Dufnr, Oregon. Gentlemen : - On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting.- Our little girl, eight and one-balf years old, who had wasted, away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure haB done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Care has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me oo give it to every oat,. wiu grwtingE for all. Wishing yon prosperity, we are Yours, Mn.'i Maa. J. F. Ford. If yea wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's woik, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two oi three doses each week.. ..-' ' ' Bold under a positive guarantee. 60 cents per bottle by all druggists. House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all . kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures.' ' Has the' , largest honse 1 moving outfit in Kastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181,Th Dalles Fw Volte and Grabs In my males and horses, I give Simmons Liver Regulator. I have not lot t ne I (rave it to. . E. T. Taylor, Aet. for Grangers of Ga. Subscribe for The Chroniclx. . p liro rtSclB THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex- press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles nd the surrounding country, and the satisfying v effect of . its mission is everywhere apparent. It now. leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and '. Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best . ' medium for advertisers in 'th Inland Knimm The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc:, address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Tlae Dalles, Oregon. FIRST P ill CAN BE 0) fnV ") TIP CH RON I CLE OFFICE treasonably j tct is a tiae in tne ajairs leads on to fortune" , . The poet unquestionably had reference to the ClosiM-Qut Sale d! Fin at CRANDALL & BUR GET'S, Who are selling these' goods out at greatly-reduced rates. MICHELBACH BRICK. - UNION ST. ... Familiar Faces O. E. BAYARD, " ' Late Special Agent General Land Office. Jfye FJeal Instate, COLLECTION ACENCY. - - - 1ST Parties . having Property they wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent, c . Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to. call on us. We shall make a specialty of ' the prosecution of ' Claims ' and Contosti ' before the Unitep States Land Office. ' 85 Washington St. Pipe Woifc, Tin MAINS TAPPED Chop on Third ; Street next door west of Young & Kues Blacksmith Shop. CLKSS ET"3 rvn hi Hi HAD AT THE Hciinoas Rates; oj men zvuci, tafctn at us fiuoa in a New Place...:. J. ES. BARNETT ; loai?, I Qsuraijee, 'xr: LIO. - - THE DALLES, OR. UNDER PRESSURE. yy TO MM 1KB