THE "WOODEN NAVY." Life" on the Early Warships of the United statea eekly Tribune An Admiral Who. Looked More Like a Farmer Than a Commander of a Gunboat A Crew That Ob jected to Shaving. inn ) r- IIP evVoitU A. " RUN-DO WN" nd "used-up" feeling is the first warning that your liver isn't doing its work. And, with a torpid liver nd the impure blood that follows it, you're an easy prey to all sorts f ailments. That is the time to take Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. As an appetizing, restorative tonic, to repel disease and build up the needed flesh and strength, there's nothing to equal it. It rouses every organ into healthful action, purifies and enriches the blood, braces up the whole system, and restores health and vigor. For every disease caused by a disordered liver or impure blooa, it is the only guaranteed remedy. If it doesn't benefit or euro, in every case, you have your money back. - Can be counted on to cure Catarrh Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It's nothing new. For 25 years it has been doing that very thing. . It gives prompt and complete relief. The proprietors offer $500 for an incurable case of Catarrh. WOMAN'S NEW TYRANNY. The Girl on m Bicycle Make Man More Helpless StUl. There is a new terror in town, says the Louisville Courier-Journal. It goeth forth like a lion, seeking whom it may run down. It is more to be dreaded than a car of Juggernaut, because it can speed around the square while Juggernaut is turning the corner. It is more t rrible than an army with banners; yea, than an army of nurses with baby biiggies. " It is what aeed to say? the woman on a bicycle. . Pedestrians have some slight protec tion against tho man on a bicycle when ha goes on a nimpagc. They can sjcurry out into the gutter and kick mud at him. They can scramble upon the fence and hurl hard hunks of lan guage at him. They can subsidize a ' teamster and sick a-eoal cart on him. They can lug 'around bascball-bat-valking-canes and knock him out on the fly now and then. They can even carry their guns at half cock and bring him down on the wing, if quick enough jm trigger. Kut the woman on a bicy ele is another thing altogether. The public has long since recognized the fact that it is at the mercy of the wom an on a pavement, especially if she walk double or triple file, and more ! especially if she carry an umbrella. Put her on a bicycle and she is simply devastation on wheels. With faces set as grimly as fate's, with eyes as unsee ing as the sphinx's, with pedals as re lentless the jaws which clamp her tolu, she swoops down the street, and when she docs let the beasts hunt their holes, the fowls their roosts, and men and children hurry ti the second stories, if second stories lx; in reach. "I know an old soldier who had ' chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to have been permanently cured by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Dlarrhcoa Remedy," says Edward Shnm pik, a prominent druggist of Minnea polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy in this city for seven years and consider it superior to any other medicine now on the market for bowel complaints." 25 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy for sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gists. He Mispronounced It. The Housekeeper's Weekly tells how a boy was led astray by a misunder stood title. He was about eight years old and was looking over, the book shelves for something to read. A vol ume bound in red attracted him. It was Pope's "Essay on Man." He read it for a few minutes and then threw it down. ' "It may be easy on man," he said, "but it's hard on a boy." My boy was taken with a disease re sembling bloody flux. The first thing I - thought of was Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Two . doses of it settled the matter and cured him sound and well. I heartily recom mend this remedy to all persons suffer ing from a like complaint. ' I will an swer any inquiries regarding it when stamp is inclosed. I refer to any county official as to my reliability. Wm.Boachi J. P., Primroy, Campbell Co., Tenn. For sale by Blakely & Houghton drug gist. . - In the days of William the Conqueror it was more dangerous to kill a rabbit than a man. A murderer could escape with payment of a fine, a rabbit slayer was put to death. i 'o Quarter Will do you as much good as" the one that boys Sr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. This is what you get with them : An absolute and permanent cure for Consti pation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick and Bilious Headaches and all de rangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. Ho jnst temporary relief, and then a worse- condition afterward but help that lasts. ' Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy, and be cured. 60 cents ; of druggists. Early in. August, 1831, the United Mates 44-gun frigate Potomac, Capt. John Downes, lay in New York har bor tugging away at her anchor in a half-restless, half-indolent mood, as if anxious to get to sea, but was deterred from making the necessary exertion by the enervating heat of the sun. President Jackson, writes Edgar Stan ton Maclay in Harper's Magazine, had recently appointed Martin Van Bnren minister to England, and the frigate was waiting to convey the future pres ident of the United States to the "Tight Little Island." Conscious of the honor of having a distinguished passenger (with political influence), the younger officers of the ship spent more time than usual before the mir ror, endeavoring to give a martial part to their hair. They even got out their uniforms, as if they expected to wear them every day in the week, instead of only once ortwice in the cruise, when some special ceremony re quired it. The scale of pay established at the time of the war of 1813 allowed our captains only one hundred dollars a month, with which to maintain the honor of the flag abroad, and incident ally support a family. The lieutenants got fifty dollars a month, and the mid shipmen struggled along on consider ably less, so that it was n'ot to be ex pected that they could afford the lux ury of a uniform everyday in the week. In the cruise in which he captured the Macedonian, Capt. Stephen Decatur is described as "wearing an old 6trawhat and a plain suit of clothes, which made him look more like a larmer than, a naval hero." If the handsome young officers of the Potomac could not make as noble a dis play as they might have desired in the matter of padding, epaulets and gold lace, they at all events could devote more than usual attention to their em bryo beards. The regulations in force compelled them to shave their faces smooth at least once in so many days, no ' matter how luxuriantly inclined some of them might have been toward whiskers. The officers who were espe cially prone to run to hair found the regulation a stumbling biock to their pride, and no small amount of temper was expended in consequence. But in view of the fact that their distinguished passenger "had a pull," which might land them in a choice position some day, the officers ' lathered and scraped away at their chins with more good grace than could have been expected. Moreover, the hearts of these officers warmed toward "Martin," because in the war over Peggy O'Neal, "the pret ty, witty, saucy, active tavern keeper's daughter," whicli nearly wrecked President Jackson's cabinet, he sided with Peggy and Peggy was the widow of a naval officer. The same bustle and air of expect ancy was noticeable among the sailors of the Potomac. They were busily en gaged in togging themselves out in their best rig, polishing their neat morocco pumps, and going through the most approved and latest style of nau tical prinking. Some of the real old salts in the frigate, however, who af fected to despise the "innovation of uniforms," and whose sigh for the good old days when mtn-o'-wars-men nad their inalienable rights to dress "their own exclusive persons in their own exclusive tastes," were not so par ticular in washing and pressing out their, neat nankeen uniforms. They were satisfied with greasing their long hair, and then braiding it down their backs, with just enough wax in the end to make it curl up like a fish hook. These were the men who had made the American navy famous. They had taken a hand in flogging the Parley toiis in 1798-1801, and had downed the yataghan-armed Turks in the fierce hand to hand encounters off Tripoli, and had exterminated hordes of pi rates along the Spanish main. But their greatest glory was in having been through the "latye war," in which the pride of the mistress of the ocean . was taken down a peg or two. ' That the distresses of an Atlantic voyage might be made as endurable as possible for their passenger "with a pull" and his "land-lubberly" retinue, a supply of hideous-looking easy chairs, such as never before had dese crated the decks of the frigate, and heathenish-looking trunks, pre posterous bundles, and outlandish packages, were piled around in just the places where an out-and-out good seaman would be most likely to crack his shins against them. The stewards, also, began to assume a pompous and condescending air that was entirely beyond their station, while the master-at-arms and quartermasters were. busy hoisting squealing pigs (tied in bunches by their feet), coops filled with cackling hens, and many other delicacies that might tempt the weak stomachs of the guests. New Tanniug Process. One of the most important recent ap plications of chemistry has resulted in great improvement Of the processes of a long-established and widely extend ed industry the tanning of leather. The many beautiful exhibits of "mineral-tanned leather" at the world's fair attracted the attention of all in terested in that industry and of many others as well. The chemical princi ple involved in this mineral tanning lies in the conversion of the fiber of the skin into an insoluble, impermeable and non-putrescible compound by com bining it -with chromic oxide. It is well known that in the common leath er the fiber is combined with tannic acid. It may then be said that the new process differs from the old by the sub stitution of chromic oxide or tannic acid. - - .' Sugar Growing in Jamaica. t Work on a Jamaica sugar plantation commences at six in the morning and lasts until dusk. The period of sugar making extends from the beginning of December till the middle of June, the cane being planted so as to ripen in succession during those months, for if it all ripened at once it would be im possible to find either the labor or the machinery to deal with it. In an or dinary plantation, say of seven hun dred acres, the output will be about ten tons of sugar per day, or forty-five to fifty tons a week, but that is sugar enough to sweeten two million five hundred thousand cups of tea. Kenneth Bazemore bad the good for tune to receive a small bottle of Cham berlain's Colic, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Kemedy when three members of his family were sick 'with dysentery. This one small bottle cured them nil and he had some left which he gave to Geo. W. Baker, a prominent merchant of the place, Lewis ton. N. C-, and it cured him of the same complaint. When troubled with dysentery, diarrhoea, colic or cholera morbus, give this remedy a trial and you will be more than pleased with the result. The praise that natur ally follows its introduction and nee has made it very popular. ; 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakely & .Houghton, druggists. A Fanny Acne. ' V" "I don't think I ever realized just how' many different kinds of aches a human being could have," said a young father, '.until I became acquainted with my boy. He's about seven now, and a good healthy" boy, too, but a' list of his aches and pains would fill a book. His latest ache is the heel ache; he told his mother the other day he had the 'heel ache.' This was something entirely new to both of us, and we both thought it was rather funny; though possibly it may not seem so to older parents." All free. Those who have used Dr. King's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now the opportunity to try it free. Call on the advertised drug gist and get a trial .bottle, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample, box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free,, as jyell as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free. -. All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. firemen Attention.' The annual election, of the chief and assistant chief engineers of the fire de partment of Dalles City will he held in Jackson engine house, Third street, on Monday; 6th of August, 1894. Poles will be open between the hours of 5 and 7 p. m. .AH active firemen in good standing are qualified to vote. John P. McInebny, Chairman of Fire Board. W. H. Lochhkad, Secretary. tf. WOOD'S fHOSPHODINSi The Great EnslUh Remedy. Promptly and permanently cores all forms ot Kervoue Weakness, Emissions, Sperw otorrhea. Impotence and aU effects of Abuse or Excesses seen prescribed over 85 ears In thousands of easesi Before an Afr. 1' druggist for Wood's Phosohodlnes if no offers some worthies medicine In place of tins, leave Us dishonest store. Inclose price In letter, and we win send by return mall. Price, one package, 1; six, S5.- One via please, six mill ears. . Pamph let In plain sealed envelope, cents postage. ' Address . The Wood Chemical Co.. 131 Woodward avenue. Detroit. Mich. Sold in The Dalles by Snipes A Kinersly. Cheap Wall Paper. Over 50 patterns, new and desirable designs, with borders to match, at very low prices. ' Jos. T. Petkes & Co. tjull. Feed wheat for sale cheap at Wasco Warehouse. tf. "Th& Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, PortlaiJ- aiii Asteria Navigation Co. THROUGH Frelgfii and Passenaer Liu3 Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves , Portland (Yamhill at. dock) at '6 a. m.', connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PAHSJEKWER BATES. One way. . . . Round trip. ..f2X .. 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. .Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. CALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE-DAL.LES. r" OREGON J. F. FORD, Eyaielist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., i - Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously -awaiting. Out little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to" 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Tour S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Mas. J. F. Fobd. II you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Uver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. GO cents per bottle by all druggists. House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all . kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the largest honse moving outfit' - : in Eastern Oregon.,- . Address P.O.Box 181.The Dalles Por Colic and Grabs , In my mules and horses, I give Simmons Liver Regulator. I have not lost ne I gave it to. . ' ... E. T. Tatlob, Agt. for Grangers of Ga. Subscribe for Thk Chbonicls. THE CHRONICLE was established for he ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher- ' man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re- gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. . : The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per 1 annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Tlio Dalles, Oregon. FIRST 0 0 P JU it?) fp La n. U -CAN BE HAD AT THE CHRONICLE O FFI C E treasonably 'There is a tide in the. off airs of men which,' taken at its Jtooa z leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably had reference to the Clsii-Oi! at CRANDALL Who are. selling these goods XnCHELBACH BRICK, ..Familiar Faces O. B. BAYARD, Late Special Agent General Land Office. Sals ol Savaxd. cs Barnett. JI?e Ieal Instate, loai?, Ipsurapee, COLLECTION ACENCY. TO" OTA Parties having Property they wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent, r Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us. We shall make a specialty of - the prosecution of Claims and Contcsti -,y before the TJnitep States Land Office. ; 85 Washington St. D. BUNNELL, noil, Tlq Bejalis aitf flooflna MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE, r ' Chop' on Third Street, next door west Of Young & Rosa Blacksmith Shop CLHSS il "Ml JL ii Rainods Rates. & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. - - UNION ST. in a New Place.... J. EX BARNETT UB IO. - THE DALLES, OR. Finite I Carpets Jr.