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THE WOMAN WHO WORKS
nd is tired, will find a special help
hi Dr. Pierce'a Favorite Prescrip
tion. Perfectly harmless in any
condition of the female system. It
promotes all the natural functions,
and builds up, strengthens, regulates
and cures. For women approaching
confinement, nursing mothers, and
every weak, run-down, delicate wo
man, it is an invigorating, support
ing tonic that's peculiarly adapted
to their needs.
But it's more than that, too. It's
the only guaranteed remedy for all
the functional disturbances, painful
disorders, and chronic weaknesses
of womanhood. In " female com
plaints " of every kind, periodical
pains, bearing-down sensations, in
ternal inflammation, and kindred
ailments, if it ever fails to bene
fit or cure, you have your money
back.
Something else that pays the
"dealer better, may bo offered as
"just as good." Perhaps it is for
him, but it can't be, for you.
THE VINiGAH HABIT.
A TJavngerout 3J;'ti-d of Improving? the
'mixixion.
A noeliastov (1. Y.) physician tells
about a ptitioiit 1 tint he had, not long
uiiice. win poisoned lierstvlf by drink
ing vinejrar. Shu lx'Sf.tn to u it to im
prove her complexion, lml soon rrew
to like it, ivikI nfier a. time it iH'cams a
necessity to Iier. As tliu luitiit grew
she pot stronger and stronger f"rales,
until s-he was daily consuming larffe
rpiaiitittes of almost pure acetic acid.
Wiicn hp wns c".:llc:l to utt-ent lier it
was a lo7i;r t imc l.ofore lie con J. I make
up hi-; fiin I wh il was thv matter with
kcor. llcr nimplotkra i:is'J a i-.-;ully
vrhfte. all; ii.i I jim itppt.tiik', and omld
linrdly Vv jkimi:: ieil to io-.ich food of
any tori, I'o'.ir eminent physicians,
tv!s- wero called in consultation, failed
to tlin'riiose the real can: of the trou
1:KT but attributed the lady's condi
tion, one to one thinj? and another to
another. Finally the attendant physi
cian, through the lady's servant,
found out tha real root of the trouble,
Suit too late to do his patient any rood.
Kc said this was the only case in his
xxpi.vU'r.ee of a person's forming' a
vino.fvrtr habit, but he was persuaded
tliat a g-ood .Il-.'I of the ill health of
E-aany lalits was due to their usiny too
much vinej:.r, with the idea that it
would improve their looks.
T!r L.oiv.lon Static.
Most t ravel. r3 v. hilcin London pay a
visit to "J1oi;dvr stone." This historic
fcttie is oblonr in shape, of a grayish
eol r, an I in imbedded i;i the slabs of
live foundation of St. Swithin's church,
which i situatetl riffht in the heart of
thoteily. This stone was erected by the
Koinans half a century before the birth
of the- Saviour as the central milestone
;f poi.nt of their possession in Uritain.
from it, all road.1;, divisions of property
and distances throughout the province
v.-cro measured. It has been recognized
as the heart of England from which all
its arteries flowed by every historian
or antiquary known to English litera
ture. A feeling has always existed
among- English a :i about this stone
which was not altogether superstition,
that as all distances were reckoned
from it so it v. aa in ri ccrtni-i way the
base of the stal-i'.Mr rf Jhi'.fla.nd.
"I know an o'.d soldier who had
chronic diarrhoea ot long standing to
have been permanently cured by taking
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy," 8iiy Edward Shuin
pik, a prominent druggist .of , Minnea
polis, Minn. "I have sold the remedy
in this city for seven 3-ears and consider
it superior to any other medicine now
on the market for bowel complaints."
5 and 50 cent bottles of this remedy
for sale by Blakely & Houghton drusr
giste. It's a powerful bad sine when vitn
raen frit the polliticks habit.
Co.vgrkss thinks it ain't doin' its
looty cf it ain't makin' Jaws all the
time.
My boy was taken with a disease re
sembling bloody flux. The first thitij I
thought of was Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrho-a Remedy. Two
dosea of it settled the matter and cured
him sound and well. I heartily recom
mend this remedy to all persons suffer
ing from a like complaint. I will an
swer any inquiries regarding it when
stamp is inclosed. 1 refer to any couuty
official a3 to my reliability. Win. Roach,
J. P., Friruroy, Campbell Co., Tenn.
For ssle by Blakely & Houghton drug
gist.
We have made arrangements with the
fan Francisco Examiner to furnish it in
connection with The Chronicle. Hav
ing a clubbing rate with the Oregonian
nd N. Y. Tribune for our republican
patrons, we have made this arrangement
for the accommodation of the democratic
members of Tuk Cheoxicle family.
Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and
Sbii-Wesci,y Cheoxicle will be fur
nished for one year for $2.23, cash in
sdvance.
A FOOLISH BELIEF.
Alligators Do Kot Follow tho Stealers ot
Their Kggs.
"There is a g-enerally believed theory
in regard to alligators' nct.ts," said a
Florida man recently to a represenVc
tive of the Globc-Deruocrat. "which is
entirely erroneous. The popular id::n
is that the mother alligator never rocs,
out of skrht Vf her eggrs. ar-cl tlvst ii
anyone ilisUirbs the nest their .life ia
turance iolicies. are worth pnr in a
very few minutes.
"I was not an alligator expert when
I went down on Indian river for the
first time, and was ignorant of t he dire
consequence of touching alligators
when they were still bottled up in a
shell in a liquid state. Seeing a nes-.t
and three eggs on the bank of the
river, I captured them, without seeing
any maternal saurian, and took them
hojnc with me. Here I put the eggs
Tinder a stove, and in the course of a
few days they hatched out.
"The reptiles . broke through the
sides of the shell, which remained
fastened to them by umbilical cords,
and did not free themselves from their
late place of residence for several days.
They were fierce from the moment of
birth and would strike i.t anyone who
approached them. Running :;round
. with the egg stiJl attached to them and
their mouths wide open, they pre
sented a st range spectacle.
"Since then I have robbed several
nests wb?r. the r trent silliyator was
out e.illing upon the nei;rh'"."r.. and I
haverv.evsr vet catv-ht a i.se of any
-un: d Kiurlua h.:tt;iwv?.1o avenge
the i!l;iuction of her embryo offspring.
The nests are not found very frequent
ly, but whe n they 'r re iV-ere ore no
reptiles in sight 1 liey c.a be robbed
with perfect cafe t a to the robber."
WOMEN AND M A R " i AG E. v
The Typewriter IC,;;nKisi Ii for targe
S lecrese .l:trrhjj;s.
The federal eenrjer.: for .IS'JO reports
that of the 10.(K"',1T8 wo-i.-n oi marr
riageablo age (5,233,207, or one-third,
were unmarried. Over oi.o-'ialf (5H per
c:ont.) of the women between :; and 25
were unmarried, and 24 jv;r cent, of
those between 2:1 and 30, while 0 per
cent, will never marry.
If a woman does not marry by the
time she is 20, says the New York
AVorld, the chances arc 03 to 17 that
she will not le married until she is 2o,
and 28 to 72 that she will not be mar
ried until she is 30. To put it in sim
pler form, of every 100 women who
reach the age of 20 unmarried, 47
marry between 20 and 25, while 25
marry between 25 and 30, and "6 never
marry.
One reason why fifteen years ago 63
out of every 100 women married be
tween the ages of 20 and 25. while only
47 marry now, is because many avenues
have been opened to women by which
they can earn a living without becom
ing the '.'servant in all but salary" of a
man. Shorthand and the typewriter
have opened opportunities for hun
dreds of thousands, and the commer
cial colleges have filled our cities and
towns with clerks, bookkeepers and
telegraphers of the gentler sex. Tast
ing the sweets of independence they
apparently look askance at matrimony
with its burdens and sacrifices.
A FOUR-FOOTED . BIRD.
It Sheds Its E.xtra I't, Huworer, Before
It In Six IVecks M.
That there are still numerous
chances for the indefatigable student
and investigat or to make new discov
eries may be judged from the fact that
the only known species of four-footed
bird has been discovered only quite re
cently, says the St. Louis Republic.
This curious anomaly, which could
very properly be styled an "avis para
dosalis," is a native of the Amazon
river country, its principal habitat be
ing the islands of Mara jo. It is only
during the period of incubation (at
which time the little embryo's extra
legs and L et are seen at their best)
and early birdhood that tho four-footed
feature is at all observable. Like
the baby frog, which either "sheds" or
nhi-.crbs its tail, the four-footed bird
rid-i itself of its useless legs in the
m'uc manner, chicks six weeks of age
usually being perfectly free from any
signs of the cstra members. The
ornithologists profess to believe that
this curious creature is a survival of
some past geological epoch. Its, scien-
tihe name is Opisthocomun cri.tatns.
The natives call it the '-hc-actzin,"
which means the ' 'evil-smelt iug bird."
It is also claimed that there Ki not. a
carnivorous animal known that 'will
taste its flesh.
IS" i Prohibition About It.
IVuring a certain court-martial trial
held recently in New Mexico, a eolored
sergeant was called to testify against
:i lieutenant, formerhy hia troop-commander,
now charged before the court
with intoxication and neglect of duty.
"You say that the lieutenant told you
to march the troop down to So-n nd rkvs
ranah and there go into camp?" asked
the judge-advocate. "Yes, sah," re
plied the African sergeant. "Well,
from previous testimony, it seems that
our troop went that night without
water." "No, " sah; we didn't git no
watah." "Well, how was that? There
was plenty of water at the ranch.
They didn't prohibit you from getting
water, did they?" asked the judge-advocate.
"Oh, no sah! dey warn't no
pro'bition about it. Dey was watah
dere, but dey just wouldn't let us'
habit."
A Quiet Man.
A certain prominent and excellent
lawyer ' Of Chicago, but one of the
quietest and most unobtrusive of men,
steals around noiselessly, with . his
hands meekly clasped on his breast
and a seraphic and perpetual smile. A
Don mot at his expense is told of - the
late Emory Storrs, of Chicago, a bril
liant advocate and an exquisite wit.
He went to the lawyer's office and in
quired for him, but was informed that
he was out. "Oh, no, he isn:t," he re
plied; "I know he is in." "But I as
sure you, Mr. Storrs, he is not. in."
"Now," responded Mr. Storrs, "I know
better; he must be in, it is so still in
there!"
Jew York Ueeldy
Very curious ij the t.uicidc just com
mitted by a Levantine millionaire of
the name of Semama, at Marseilles. In
the garden of hi.? superb oriental pal
ace on the Prado he had caused a mar
ble sepulcher to be built, fitted with
iron doors and furnished with a divan,
candelabra and braziers filled with
charcoal. He was wont to retire here
from time to time, but the other day
failed to reappear, and on the iron
doors being broken open he was found
lying on the divan, asphyxiated by the
fumes of the. burning charcoal.
WOOD'S iIIOSi?IIODirVIi
The Great EncIUh Hemody.
Promptly and permanently
cure all forma of Aercorcs
Weaina,X:mUtona, Sperm
atorrhea, Impotenoy and all
effects of Abuts or Excesses.
Been prescribed over S3
In thousands of cases;
l?lrrZ V ii . the only XeHabUsandllon
before end Afier. mm. Ask
dragglst for Wood's Phoaphodlne; If ho offers
some worthless medicine in place of this, leave his
disnonest store. Inclose prico In letter, and
vre wlU send by return mau. Price, one package,
1; six, t-i. One vriU please, six will cure. Pamph
let In plain sealed envelope, 2 cents postage.
Address ' The W-ood Chemical Co.,
131 Woodward avenue. Detroit, Mioh.
Sold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kinersly.
Cheap Wall Paper.
Over 50 patterns, new and desirable
designs, with borders to match, at very
low prices. Jos. T. Peters & Co.
tjull. -
Men Wanted.
Fifteen men wanted to cut cordwood.
Inquire of
The Dai.lbs Lombxrixg Co.
Feed wheat for sale cheap at Wasco
Warehouse. tf.
SOC1KT1ES.
VTVASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. 4 A. SI. Meets
V first and third Monday of each month at 7
M.
DALLES ROYAL AKCH CHAPTER NO. 6.
Meets In Masonic Hall the third Wednesday
f each month at 7 P. M.
f ODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD.
.1 Mt. Hood Camp No. 69, Meets Tuesday even
nof each week In Fraternity Hall, at 7 :80 p. m.
COLOMBIA IO DOE, NO. 6, I. O. O. F. Meets
every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K.
of P. hall, corner Second aud Court streets.
Sojourning brothers are welcome.
B. CtOCSH, Sec'y. H. A. Bilxb.N. G.
FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. ol P. Meets
every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in
johanno's building, corner of Conrt and Second
ttreets. Sojourning members are cordiallv in
vited. W. L. BRADSHAW,
D. W.Vaosk, K. of R. and B. C. V.
VS3EMBLY NO. 4827, K, OF L. Meets in K
of P. hall the second and fourth Wedues
lays of each month at 7 :80 p. va.
XT0MEN"8 CHRISTIAN TEMPEKKNCE
Vt CNION will meet every FridRy afternoon
it 8 o'clock at the reading room. All are invited.
THE DALLES LODGE No. 2, I.O.G.T. Reg
ular weekly meetings .Friday at 8 p. x., a
K. of P. HalL 3. S. Wmzuin, C. 1. -
DlK.ostORR PAR15W, gec''.
TEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. O. 0. W. Meets
iu Fraternity' Hall, over Kellers, an Second
f reel. Thnrsdav eveniuga at 7:3U.
C. K. STEPHENS,
W.S MftES, Financier. M.. W
I AS. NEBMITH POST, No. S2, G. A. K. Meet
'J
every Saturday at 7:30 r. M., iu the K. of P.
1aU.
AMERICAN RAILWAY UNION, NO. 40.
Meets second and fourth Thursdays each
month in K. of P. hall. J.. W. Kiabt,
W. H. Jokes. Sec y. Pres.
B,
OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon io
the K. of P. HalL
G
ESANG VEREIN Meets every
eundai
T evening: in the K. of P. Hall.
B,
OF L, F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets In
H.. ot P. Hall trie urst ana intra ennes-
lay of each month, at 7:31) P. M.
Til K CBUKCHK8.
JT. METERS CHURCH Rev. Father Buoks
O 68T Pastor. Low Mass every tiunduy at
a. v.
p. u.
High Mass at 10:30 a. . Vesirs at
FIRST BAPTIST CH0RCH Rev. O. D. Tat
lob, Pastor. Morning services every Sab
oath at the academy at 11 a. x. Sabbath
school immediately after innnitng. services
Prayer meeting Friday evening Rt Pastor's rt
lence. Union services in the court house at
P. M. . .
CONGREGATIONAL . CHURCH Rev. W. C
Curtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11
a. K. and 7 r. m. Sunday School after morning
ervice 8tranrers cordially invited. Seats free.
ME. CHURCH Rev. J. Whibz.es, pastor.
Services every Sunday morningat 11 a, m.
Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock p M. Ej.worth
League at 6:S0 p. x. Prayer meeting every
Thursday evening at 7 :30 o'clock. A cordial in
vitation is extended by both pastor and people
to all.
EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street,
Rev. A. Horn, pastor. Services at 11:80 a. m.
sunday-school at 2:30 p.m A cordial welcome
o erary one.
Tribune
"The Regulator Line"
The Dalles, Portland and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Freigni ana Passenosr Line
Through Daily Trips (Sunday a ex
cepted) between Tho Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with - Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator (or The
Dalles. .
PABSENUKlt KATKt.
One way
Roand trip
.$2.00
. 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, ivith-
otit delay at Cascades.
Shipments fur Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted,
Call on or address,,
' W. C. ALLAWAY,
General Agent.
B. F. LAUGHLIN,
tOenerl Muger
THE-DALLES. OREGON
J. I FORD, Evangelist,
Of le Molues, lows, write under date ol
March 28, 1893:
S. B. Med. Mfo. Co.,
Dufur, Oregon.
Qentlemen :
On arriving home last week, I found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is
now well, Btrong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all.- Wiehing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Mb. & Mn3. J. F. Foed.
If you wish to feci fresh and cheerful, and read;
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two 01
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee. .
50 cents per bottle by all drusgiRts. '
House
Moving!
1
Andrew Velarde
IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of -work-in his line at
reasonable figures. Has the
largest house moving outfit .
in Eastern Oregon.
Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles
. .
For Colic and Grubs .
In my mules and horses, I give Simnvona
Liver Regulator, I have not lott ne
I gave it to.
E. T. Taylor, Agt. for Grangers of Ga.
Subscr.be for The Chkosiclb.
THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex
press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles
and the surrounding country, and the satisfying
effect of its mission, is everywhere apparent. It
now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher
man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and
Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re
gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best
medium for advertisers in the Inland 'Empire.'
The Daily Chronicle is published ever' eve- '
ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 pet
annum. The Weekly 'Chroxiclk on Fridays of .
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'"'1'liere is a tide in the affairs of men ivkich, taken at Us fiooii
, leads on ta fortune."
,i
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
ilw-Oflt Sale il ps-
CarBeis
at CRANDALL
Who are selling these goods
MICHKLKACM BRICK.
.Familiar Faces
O. E. BAYARD,
Late Special Agent Oeneral Land Office.
Jl?e Ieal Instate, Ipar;, Iijsurapee.
f COIiLECTIOlT AGENCY.
BTO-I'LYjrBIIO.---
Parties having Property they wish to Soil or Trade, Houses to Rent. r
Alstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us.
We shall make a specialty of the prosecution of Claims iind Concti
before the Unitep States Land OfKce.
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