MAD ELEFHAJNTS. CHILDREN ho are pnuy, pale, weak, or scrof ulous, ought to take Dr. Pierce'i Solden Medical Discovery. That builds up both flesh and strength. For - this, and for purifying the blood, there's nothing in . all medi cine that can equal the " Discovery." In recovering from " Grippe," or "in convalescence from pneumonia, fevers, or other wasting diseases, it speedily and surely invigorates and builds up the whole system. As an Appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets at work all the processes of diges tion and nutrition, rouses every or gan into natural action, and brings back health and strength. For all diseases caused by a torpid liver or' impure blood, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp diseases even Consumption (or Lung-scrofula) in its earlier stages the " Discovery " is the only guaranteed remedy. If it , doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. KlirhtCo -.villi HI in. There are certain Scotch lairds who tuke the name of their estate, and usually use that appellation in place of u surname. One of these is "Cluny" Macphcrson, to whom Mr. and Mrs. Frank Lockwoort recently paid a visit. Durinjf the London lawyer's stay, Mr. and Mrs. Macphern and their g-uests were invited to lunch at a neighboring country house, where a -isitors' book was kept. The head of the Clan Mac pherson, in accordance with Scotch -..custom; wrote in the look: "Cluny and Mrs. Maepherson." 'Mr: Lockwood was not to be outdone by any Scottish chief, and underneath "Gluny's" signature he . wrote in a fine, bold hand: "26 Lennox Gardens, and Mrs. Lockwood." . . Deafness Cannot be Cared By local applications, as they, cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only, one way to cure Deafness, .-Ana that is by constitutional remedies, deafness is caused by an inflamed con- -lition of the mucous lining' of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or 1 m penect rearing, ana when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, au unless vine iiinammatiou can betaken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing hnt, an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by catarih' that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh "Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo; O HSold by Druggists, 75e. A whaling expedition is to be dis patched from Australia to the Antarc- tic ocean shortly to test the practica- i - - - o r. industry in southern waters. t No Quarter Will do yon as much good as the one that buys Dr. Pierce's PIeasait Pellets. This is 'what you get with them: An ' absolute and permanent cure for Consti pation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick and Bilious Headaches and all de rangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. Not just temporary relief, and then a worse conditiou afterward but help that lasts. Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, and be cured. 50 cents.; of druggists." t . . Si i." : UAHl JlCUr LUC V II HX t.. 11 J&W;I1B1UU BW ciety of the Congregational churches furnished $120,033 to aid in the build ing of 144 churches and 920,108 to aid 54 parsonages into existence. Last June,' Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. Tt had been weaned at four months old and being sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the .usual treatment in such cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little, more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. . I then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 25 cent size' had been used, a marked improvement was seen and its . continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Mablow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug-: gist. .;" ' , A Japanese host or hostess never in trusts the making of tea to the servr ants on company occasions. Either . he or she prepares the decoction in the "presence of the truests. . - Bncklen'a Annca salve.' The best salve in the world for cuts, - bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fovet sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay' required It is guaranteed to give perfect -.satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin ersly ' The Peculiar Affection That Often Seizes the Great Beasts. ' Instances In India When the Crazy Crea tures Have Gone on the Rampage and Killed and Destroyed Peo ' pie and Froperty. In the feast Indies, where tame ele phants are classed as intelligent ma chines and are invaluable adjuncts to civil engineering and transportation, a rogue"' elephant is as much dreaded an outbreak of cholerav a tornado, "r- a man-eating tiger. Its very sagacity .-i;.l;es it all the more dangerous, and .- :c started on a career of destruction a.i l life-taking its methods appear cyn i '-.1 ia their pertinacity and ingenuity. Of such "rogues" there .are the wild beast excluded from communion with its fellows and the domesticated animal iu the condition of "must." The latter is more dangerous than the other be cause its spell of blind fury generally logins in densely populated neighbor hoods. lOast Indian official statistics, how ever, prove that, as a rule, where one r-rron is killed by an elephant nearly fi -rty are destroyed by tigers, leopards, le:srs. wolves and hyenas. Exceptions alter these data. In one instance a tame elephant which had been docile f jr years became demoniacal and tore cway trumpeting tv the woods. Before it was killed it had ravaged a commu nity and killed thirty-five persons. In'. India the condition knowni as must," which is synonymous with : .ladness, is heralded by an exudation ' -n the forehead of the bull elephant .n swelling of the temples. Such an :nimalin captivity is. shackled, and ...:v.tica 13 observed ia approaching it. Vt .Soion.illy elephants with chronic ' h.i-.i tempers are found, but thcyshould 7 -t 1h; classed with those who are I ri-vlically dangerous, or the wild j.!'.::sts, which are also ' known as Htaries."' A typical "rogue" ran r-.n-'.e'c near' Jubbalpore in 1875, and is s.vikenof as a man eater, because iu filling some of its victims it took them An its month and tore them to pieces. ?;lajy of the "rogue" elephant stories .": :n Asia are based, on the doings of either ostracised beasts or those who cenped from captivity, who in hunting iifvriculturai neighborhoods to feed on r p". devastated plantations and killed, people who came in their way. One y. I:i'h v;::idered in the Boon district for fifteen years, and destroyed rice ficl-.is and killed many persons, was the property of the government,' and never rid itself of a chain which it carried aroy when it escaped. Its presence neur the "village was known by the clank of the broken fetters.. All such marauding brutes are simply preda tory and vicious, sleeping in the jungle during the day and traveling at night. They arc. not "rogues" proper, or elephants suffering from periodical fury. Cruelty sometimes makes "rogues" of elephants. In 1SSG, while an ele phant was being ridden'bv its keeper in the district of Sultanpore, in Oude, the animal resented prodding with a spear Hy pulling the man from his back and throwing him some .distance away. Fortunately the man fell in a hollow and remained there undiscovered by the elephant, who went to a neighbor ing village. There he chased an old man into" a house, then broke down the walls, pulled the man' out and dashed him to pieces. .The same night the elephant knocked down several houses in quest r-f human beings in the villages of Sar dapur, Bargaon and Jaisingpur. He killed six men in Bersoma, three in Sora, four in Ganges, anil four in Mar ian. He likewise killed a bullock and a pony and also destroyed a new car riage. The animal used to stand at the do r of a house," force his entry by de molishing the walls on either side, and would then kill as many of the inmates as he could, pursuing those who tried to run away. He mangled his corpses terribly. ' . After securing a victim he sometimes returned to the spot to see if life were extinct, and would commence mutilat ing the body afresh. He carried sev eral bodies long distances and threw them into ravines, etc. The elephant f-mnd his way into the dehra rajah's palace, where he tried to enter the h.;use of a gardener, but some men, mounted on three elephants, "assisted ly a spcarsman. drove him off. He then returned to Bebipur, where he tried ti break down his master's house, in wjiieh several persons had taken ref-ug.-. The police got into the house fi-.-i a back window and.were obliged tp send for help to the dehra rajah, who sent three elephants and some ; poi-.rsinen. The animal received two "mshots on the head at Bebipur, which, however, only temporarily urove him off. He was ultimately cap-J I urea at imminent risk by the rajah s three elephants and men. National Wealth of Korope. Holland still enjoys the distinction of being the' richest country in Europe. The national wealth of England per capita is 34,020, France, $5,300, and Holland. 812,500. The average incomes per head are given as follows: Eng land, $200; France, $205, and Holland, $C. With one-tenth .the population of England, Holland has one-fourth as .viuch aggregate wealth, and with one eleventh of the population of France, Holland has nearly one-third as much : wealth. On an area of one-quarter of Iowa Holland sustains 3,750,000 of peo- "plc -and 'wealth in the aggregate Of $47,500,000,000. A Little Green. : . .During a strike on the North British railway, much difficulty 'was experi enced to find the necessary engineers to keep the necessary trains running. One of the substitutes, a young fellow, ran some distance past a station, and then, putting back, ran as-much too far the other way. He was preparing to make a third attempt, when the sta tion agent shouted, to the great amuse ment of the passengers: "Never mind, Taminas; 6tay where you are! We'll shift the station." ew Yor!i SUeeldjf ONLY Chemical IVrfuincry. Chemistry seems to furnish substi tutes for the expensive perfumes now made from llowers. It has long been known that the exact odor of the ban ana is produced in the laboratory. There seemsj a possibility, however, that even when some fragrant plants cease to be cultivated for the perfumes many may become of importance in surgery. It has been discovered that some such plants are free from the at tacks of irisects and from fungous growths, and this may be due to the fact that their essential oils have anti septic properties. The eucalyptus yields an antiseptic, and so do other familiar plants. ' . "."'" , Paoyisios is to be made for ,greatly enlarging the . British museum. Five and a half acres will be added to the nine acres already occupied, through purchase from the duke of Bedford. ' A horse kicked H. S. Shafer, of the Freemyre House, Middleburg, N..Y.on the knee, which laid him up in bed and caused the knee joint to become 'stiff. A friend recommended him to use Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which he did, and in two days was able to be around. Mr. Shafer has recommended it to many a bruise or sprain.' This same remedy is also famous for its cures of rheumatism. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. j -V'. We have made arrangements with the San Francisco Examiner to furnish it in connection with Tub Chronicle. Hav ing a clubbing rate with the Oregonian and N. Y. Tribune for our republican patrons, we have made this arrangement for the accommodation of the democratic members of The Chronicle family. Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and Semi-Weekly Chronicle will be fur nished for one year for $2.25, cash in advance. . ' ' W. H. Nelson, who , is in the drug business at Kingville, Mo., has so much confidence in Chamberlain's Colic, Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy that be war rants every bottle and offers to refund the money to any customer who is not satisfied after using it. Mr. Nelson takes no risk in doing this because the remedy is a certain cure for the diseases for which it is intended and he knows it. It is for sale by Blakely & Houghton. Florida oranges are being shipped to Europe, where hitherto the Italian fruit has reigned supreme. . We never enjoy perfect 'happiness; our most fortunate successes arc min gled with sadness: some anxieties ab ways perplex the reality of our sat isfaction.. Corneille. M'ottonrioot COMPOUND. A recent discovery try an old physician. Huccesffulfy twed ,monfwr Off tnovsanam of Ladicu Is tho only perfectly safe and reliable xnedlci&o dis covered- Bewaro of unprincipled druggists who offer Inferior medicines in place of this. Ask for Cook's Cotton Hoot Compound, tnba no subclt tute, or Incloso 1 and 0 cents in postage in Setter and we will send, scaled, by return nnX Full sealed particulars ii plain envelope, to ladles only. 8 stamps. Address Pon; Lllf Company. Ko. " r:ner Blocit, tw-oit, Jllcb, Bold in The Dalles by Snipes &. Kinersly. A Box of earth has been sent from the grave of Gen. Lafayette to the Daughters of the American Republic at San Francisco, in which tS plant a tree of liberty. . - - ; Malaria In any of Its Fornui Chills and fever, congestive chills, can be prevented or cured : by the uee of Simmons Liver "Regulator, a purely veg etable medicine, euperior to calomel and quinine. . ' ' ' 1 Cheap Wall Paper. ! Over 50 patterns, new and desirable designs, with borders to match, at very low prices. ' Jos. T. Petehs & Co. tjull. - - .- - The Chrokicxe is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. Tribune - $1.75 "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portland ani Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH FiBlsat ana Passenger lihb Through, Daily Tripe (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connectingat the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill at. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. - l-ABSKNOKK ttATKS. One way . . .1 Round trip. 92.00 .3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced, 1 All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, Tviti out delay at Cascades. ' . -. ' ' Shipments for Portland received at' any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p.m. ', Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, , . . ' ' w. c. allawa'y, General Agent. B,F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE-DALLES. OREGON ... J. t FORD, Eyanpflst, N Of Det. Moines," Iowa, writes under date ot , . ' March 28. 1893: S. JB. Med. Mfg. Co., ; " - Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen - On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Me. & Mr3. J. F. Fobd. If yea wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read i for the Spring's work, cleanse your system wltlt the Headache and Liver Cnre, by taking two or three doses each week. ' Sold under a positive guarantee. a . SO cents per bottle by all druggists. House: Moving I Andrew Velarde . TS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. . Has the largest house - moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181.The Dalles For Colic and Grabs In my mules and horses, I give Simmons JLIver Regulator. I have not lott ne I gave it to. ( E. T. Taylok, Agt. for Grangers of Ga. Subscribe for The Chronicle. F7 'HE CHRONICLE press purpose of faithfully ii laBlyamdvWeeEily' '.'.-.' ' - ' ' ' .'-'.'' and the surrounding country, and 'the satisfying; ; effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all. other publications in Wasco,'' Sher man, Gilliam ', a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well. as Klickitat" and other re-- . . gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best Y ' 1 c -l ' . " . l - -r l 1 -r . ' i. uieuium ior auvercisers m The Daily Chronicle mng m the week bundays excepted at: $6.00 per auuum. Alio., M .I.AJjI WillSUiV IULI1. JJ1 I'llUttJ S IJ each week at $1.50 pe annum. ' . For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., r- Tlie Dalles, Oregon.' FIRST 0 0 Uil 0 uir i (ft VI .5 CAN BE C H R ON ICLE O FFI CE Reasonably ''J 'here is a tide in the ajfairs r - ' '' leads on Trie poet unquestionaoiy had reference to th. .4. x at CRANDALL Who are selling these goods MICHE LUACH BKICK. ..Familiar Faces C. fe. BAYARD, 1 ? Late Special Agent General Land Office. Jl)e Feali Instate, ' , ; ' COIiLECTIOlT ACENCY. .- - - 2ST Parties having Property they, -wish to Sell or Trade, Houses-to Kent', r. Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage-to call on us. " We shall make . a specialty, of the. prosecution of Claims ami Cont'-t . before the Unitep States -Land Office. . .85 Washington St. D. BU WWE Pipe ; WorR tilt fiepffis Roofinff MAINS TAPPED dep on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kxxa " i . - Blacksmith Shop. - ' . A: 11 was established for the ex representing The Dalles me xniana empire.- is. published every eve-' CLKSS . nr MAO AT TMF Ruinous Hates. of men which, taken at its flooa to fortune." . ' ' . &. BURGET'S, out at greatly-red ucbd rates. -.';-" ITXION ST. in a New Plate.......:.. J. E. BA RN ETT, ap, Ipjuraiee, iX O, THE DALLES, OR. IXNDER PHESSUBE. Ml