Tno Dulles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION BATES. BY KAIL, rOSTABK rKEFllD, IK ADVANCE Weakly, 1 year a months. . a , TMTly, 1 year. months....... per " .. 1 CO .. 075 .. 00 00 ... 3 00 ... 0 60 Address all oomiesuilcaUon to ' tCLK," The Dalles, Oregon. THE CHBON- TDESDAY, JULY 31. 1894 THEY WILL NOT AGREE. The tariff bills continue toxcite the deepest "interest. The general impres- toon in'the East seems to be that Gor- man and his confreres will drive the houee as they have driven the senate, as they'hold the balance of power, and that it will either be the senate bill or noth ing. We concede the plausibleness of this theory, bat there are some factors that those who make the argument, leave out of their escalations. ' First they start out on the theory that some tariff legislation must be had, and this we think is a serious mistake. - It is not absolutely necessary that any legislation should be forced. The democrats of the boose have as good artillery as the sen ate, for they can insist on the Wilson bill or the present law. Besides the temper of the members of the house . should be taken into consideration,. The senate led by -Gorman who got np on his hind legs and howled, was indig nant at the president's interference with the business of tbesenate and 'his attempt to coerce lepislatton. At the same time the senate has interfered with . and usurped the prerogatives of the house, as no senate has ever done -before. The bill for raising revenue must be origin ated in the house. The -senate conced ing this, take the house bill and so changed it that it is no longer the bouse bill but a lull originated in the senate, and clearly against the constitution. The lower house of congress will if there are men in it resist this encroachment at the sacrifice of 'everything else. It has its party behind it, it has the presi dent behind it, and it 'has the constitu tion behind both. Looked upon as a party measure and from a democratic standpoint, the 'house -cannot afford to pass ;tbe senate bill. The' individual members of congress must face theircoo etituents this fall, for re-election. They can go before them in pretty good shape by resisting the attempt of the senate to practically violate the constitution, and can justly claim that they passed a tariff bill on lines following the promises of J the platform. If they cannot do this tthey have no ground to stand on. For these and many other reasons, we be lieve the bill will hang up, and that no tariff legislation will be perfected at this session. SHE PLAYED GHOST. A Columbus, Ind., dispatch, of July 29th says : Dr. Beck was visiting his sweetheart, Miss Grace Cobee, at New Born last night, when she took it into her head to frighten him by playing ghost. She left him on the veranda, saying she was . going for a drink. She threw a sheet over her head and came upon him sud denly, from around the house. Dr. Beck .'drew his revolver and called on the figure to stop. He called three times, but the girl heeded him not. Then the doctor shot twice. One ball entered Miss Cohee's abdomen ' and an other lodged in her leg. She will prob ably die. There are several morals to this story, each, better than the other. The first is, never to play ghost. The second, never associate with girls who can think of no better amusement than "playing at being a ghost. Third, never fool with a doctor ' anyhow, especially in the ghost line, because he has assisted so many in giving them up. Fourth, never carry a pistol, especially when you are visiting a lady. Fifth, never shoot at anything until you know what it is. Sixth, don't shoot at a ghost. If it ia a ghost you can't hurt it, and if it ain't you will probably feel badly to think you have killed a blamed fool. Seventh, never trust yourself alone with a woman in the dark. Eighth, when you know a man carries a pistol drop the ghost busi ness and kill him with a club. Ninth, don't own a pistol. Tenth, don't blow in your money for extra sheets. Hav ing them too handy causes trouble. Eleventh, leave your abdomen and legs behind when yon come the ghost act. Twelfth, avoid all rashly original jokes, like making a ghost of yourself, and when you are in love stick to the old chestnuts if you have to bejuttenish. . And thirteenth, don't be a blamed fool nyhow. There are a , number of others, but these will do for samples. THIS ROUTE THE BEST. Several of the valley papers in advo cating the completion of the Oregon Pacific to a point fifty-two miles west of Prineville. use some queer arguments that would be .much more effective if true. The principle argument is that freights can be delivered in Prineville from San Francisco for one cent a pound, and that to get frieghts from Portland costs four cents a pound, now, sent by way of The Dalles. The' freight from here to Prineville in the Bummer time is three-fourths of a cent a pound, and in the winter it sometimes, but seldom, rises to as high as a cent and a .half per pound. ' The freight from Portland to The Dalles by the river is $5 a ton, making lhj rate from Portland to Prine ville, except a short time in the winter, one cent a pound, or exactly what our contemporaries are counting on by the new route. Besides, when the freight 18 costing over, a cent a pound by this route, it couldn't be .bandied at alt ou the Oregon Pacific because at that time it would be snowed under. 1 The American Railway Union leaders are being prosecuted and it was heralded broadcast at the time they were indicted that the grand ' jury would also inquire into the conspiracy formed by the rail way managers. This latter part of the program was suddenly cat. Will Judge Grosscapkindly tell the country why? The feeling has been steadily growing that there is one law for the rich another for the poor, a law that the employe is sure- to respect, bat which is not quite large- enough to reach an employer. This state of affairs is today the most dangerous threat to our government, and unless the remedy is applied and that soon, there is going to be an up heaval that will mark a new era. AN EXfcuoiVc uiNNER. It Cost at tfee Kate of Semn Hundred Bol Ism s Plato. . "History f the cuisine fairlv teems with, descriptions of costly meals," re marked a resident of Brooklyn recent lyto a writer for the Washing-ton Star. "We read how that profligate Helio-g-abalus, the Roman emperor, had a single dish on his table once that cost two hundred thousand dollars, and how another Roman, Aelin Verus, gave a supper to a dozen cronies that cost a quarter of a million dollars. Then Vitelline, still another Roman and an emperor, likewise -entertained his brother at a little smack that used up a couple of hundred thousand; but these were ancient fellows, who had nightingales' tongues and humming birds' brains and ' similar marvelous dainties. Coming down to modern days and plain, ordinary, everyday Tiata and eg-gs, 1 ate a supper once, in this very town that cost a friend of mine four teen hundred dollars. A gentleman named Parker kept an establishment devoted to entertaining gentlemen at sundry gaip.es of chance. One night the friepd I speak of and myself were killing an evening- here together, when, wc conceived the idea that a visit to Parker's would' be just the thing. We put it intoxecution at once. I have never g-amblea m my life, and my J friend has not done it since. We went upstairs and entered the room just as supper was announced. My friend did not want' to eat anything, but I was hungry, and when some-plausible ras cal of a dealer told me that there was broiled Smithfield ham. flanked with pullets' eerers as a sort of side issue to the otherwise gorgeous feast I broke for ' the .supper room, despite, my com panion's pleadings. Of course he fol lowed me when he found his protesta tions were useless, and we enjoyed the feed immensely. When we came out my friend pulled out a twenty-dollar bill and said he would play a turn or two to pay for our supper. I begged him in turn not to do it, but he was as obdurate as . I had been. lie lust his twenty-dollar bill and tried to get? it back. In two hours fourteen hundred dollars were gone glimmering.. I have never felt so downright hungry since that a slight request from a mere ac quaintance cannot keep me away from a. dead-head feed." . ' 1 Ayer's Hair Vig'or has no equal, in merit and efficiency, as a hair dressing and for the prevention of baldness. It eradicates dandruff, keeps the scalp moist, clean, and healthy, and gives vi tality and color to weak, faded, and gray hair. The . most popular of toilet articles. . For Sale. 160 acres -5 miles north of Moro, Sher man county. Can run header over llg acres. Living spring, 130 acres fenced. Good sheep range adjoining. Small house, barn, etc. Price $1,000. $160 down, balance in three years. ' , A. Guinthea, Moro, Or. " TtTotlce. All city warrants registered prior to December 3, 1891, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Burgkt, City Treas. . Dated Dalles City, May 15". 1884. Get Tour Money. - : ' ' All county warrants registered prior to August l, iyi, will be paid on pre sentation at my office. Interest ceases after July 2th. Wm. Michell, County Treasurer.' Baldness is often preceded or accom panied by grayness of the hair. To pre sent both baldness and grayness, use Hall's Hair Renewer, an honest rem edy. - ' " Cord Wood.: We again have an abundant supply of dry fir and bard wood. for immediate delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to be favored with a liberal share of the trade. Jos. T. Petkbs & Co. , t .on Inp Glasses' and Look at This. From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to ' v " Geo. W. Rowland, 113 Third St, The Dalles," Or. 'Notice. All parties having claims against the late . Cbas. E. Haight, are requested to present the same at once to the under signed. "...... . -lmo. ' - Mas. C. E. Haioht. D It. A. DIETRICH, Physician and Surgeon, DUFCE, OBEGON., All professional anils promptly attended o, day and night. apr!4 . A Little Daughter Of a Church of England minister, cured, of a distressing- rash by Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Mr.. Richard Birks, the well-known Druggist, 207 McGill st., Montreal, P. 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