CM) CHILDREN fho are puny, pale, weak, or Bcrof ilone, ought to take Dr. Pierce'a Solden Medical Discovery. That builds up both flesh and strength. For this, and for purifying the blood, there's nothing in all medi cine that can equal the " Discovery." In recovering from "Grippe," or in convalescence from, pneumonia, fevers, or other wasting diseases, it speedily and surely invigorates and builds up the whole system. As an appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets at work all the processes of diges tion and nutrition, rouses every or- fan into natural action, and brings ack health and strength. For all diseases caused by a torpid liver or impure blood, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp diseases even Consumption (or Lung-scrofula) in its earlier stages the " Discovery " is the only guaranteed remedy. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. i;igiit l"; with Iliui. There are certain Scotch lairds who hike the nsme of their estate, anil usually use that appellation in place of a i.umaijie. One of thisc is '"duiiy" T.hiopi-.v iron, to whom Mr. and Mrs. Frunlc Lockwptxl roivntly paid a visit. During the London lawyer's :"tay, Mr. and Airs. Maepher- n and their quests vere invited to lunuh at a neig-hlxiriag country house, where n. visitors lxwk was kept. The head of the Clan Mac pherson, in accordance with Scotch custom, wrote in the book: "Cluny und Mrs. Macpherson." Mr. Loekwood was not to be outdone by any Scottish chief, and underneath "Cluny V t-ignature he wrote in a fine, bold hand: "26 Lennox Gardens, and Mrs. Loekwood." Deafness Cnnnot be Cured By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to curs' Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Peafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and - this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be deetroyed forever; nine cass out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by caturih that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CH ENEY & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by Druggists, 75ci Tiiekr has been au improvement in the linen trade of Great Britain with Spain and Germany, but with France , and Italy there has been a consider able decrease. "o Quarter Will do you as much good as the one that buys Dr. Pierce's 1'leasant Pellets. This is what you get with them: An absolute and permanent cure for Consti pation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick and Bilious Headaches and all de rangements of the liver, stomach and bowels. Not just temporary relief, and then a worse conditiou afterward but help that last. Don't hawk, and blow, and spit, but use Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, and be cured. 50 cents ; of druggists. 'What do you girls call that club of yours?" "The Analytical." "H'm. What do you analyze?" "Other peo ple's reputations, mostly." Washing . ton Star. Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in such cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. ' Before one bottle of the 25 cent size had been used, a marked improvement was seen and its continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Mari.ow, M. D., Tainaroa, 111. for pale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gist. ' Wifk "Isn't it. funny? Prof. Garner says the jforilla only speaks eight words." Husband "Nothing strange, he has live or six wives." Cleveland Vlaindealer. Bueklen'a Arincta naive. The best salve in the world for cuts, braises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale dv Snipes & Kin-rsly. AN EXPENSIVE LIGHT. An Inveterate Smoker Thirty Thou sand Dollar for a Fum. Inveterate smokers , acknowledge that the habit is a most expensive one, but it is seldom that a light for a cigar costs a smoker a fortune, as in the story told by the author of "Glances Back Through Seventy Years." He was an inveterate smoker, having con tracted "a diseased habit of puffing away at a cigar every moment he was not eating or sleeping." He smoked only the very best brands, and in those careless days spent, he says, more for cigars than it 'afterward cost him to live. Well, one afternoon a day or two be fore "Palmer's Life" was published, I had been to a prize-cattle show at Chelmsford and then to a dinner with the Royal Agricultural society, and on arriving in town by the last train, as I was walking homeward .my cigar un fortunately went out and, much to my annoyance. I discovered I had no fuses about me. The streets, too, were de serted, so that there was nobody from whom a light could be obtained. On descending Ludgate hill I noticed that the gas of the gas lamp, perched high against the wall just within Belle-Sauvage yard, was broken. There being a slanting ledge at the lower part of this wall 1 placed my foot on it, and. springing up, succeeded in ' light ing a paper-spill which I had impro vised, but in my rapid descent one of my feet unluckily caught the edge of the curb and I dislocated my ankle and broke the small bouc ox :ny leg. Quick us thought 1 wrenched the an kle into its place again, but it was not so easy to unite two pieces of fractured bone, so I hopped to a neighboring post and there awaited the protecting peeler's periodic round. He came at last and charitably put me into a cab and accompanied me home. I was carried upstairs, a sur geon was sent for and the broken limb was set. Then I was put to bed and told I should have to remain there a month or more. . It was while I was fretting under this involuntary confinement that my part ner in "Palmer's Life" paid me a sym pathetic visit and bought me out of the speculation for a mere song, with out, of course, saying a word to me of the phenomenal success our joint ven ture had already met with. Owing to this circumstance I have always reckoned that the going-out of my cigar cost me about fifteen hundred pounds, which actuaries tell me would, with compound interest added, have amounted to some six thousand pounds at this date. A sum sufficient, I fancy, to buy up all the "partagas- imperiales superfinos" in the world. PATENT LEATHER. The Process for . I'mducln? the Sliliiy Surface. Japanned leather, generally called patent leather, was first made in America. A smooth, glazed finish is first given to calfskin in France. The leather, says the New York Telegram, is curried expressly for the purpose, and particular care Is taken to keep it as free as possible from grease; the skins are then tacked on frames and coated with a composition of linseed oil and umber, in the proportion of eighteen gallons of oil to five of umber boiled until nearly solid and then mixed with spirits of turpentine to the proper consistency. Lampblack is also added when the composition is applied in or der to give color and body. From three to four coats of this are neces sary to form a substance to receive the varnish. They are laid on with u knife or scraper. To render the goods soft and pliant each coat must- be very light and thoroughly dried after each application. A thin coat is af terward applied of the same composition of proper consistency to be put on with a brush and with sufficient lampblack boiled in it to make a perfect 'black. When thoroughly dry it is cut down with a scraper having turned edges, when it is ready to varnish. The princi pal varnish used is made of linseed oil and Russian blue, boiled to the thick ness of printer's ink. It is reduced with spirits of turpentine to a suitable consistency to work with a brush, and then applied in two or three separate coats, which are scraped and pumiced until the leather is perfectly filled and smooth. The finishing coat is put on with special care in a room kept closed and with the floor wet to prevent dust. The frames are then run into an oveu heated to about one hundred and seventy-five degrees. In preparing this kind of leather the manufacturer must give the skin as high a heat as it can bear ir. order to dry the composi tion on the surface as rapidly as pos sible without absorption, and cau tiously, so as not to injure the fiber of the leather. ilarharnus Japauese Customs. From evidence that it seems difficult to dispute, it appears that in the Celes tial empire old, incurably diseased and hopelessly depraved persons are fre quently burned alive in order to rid the community of the burden and re sponsibility of their care-taking. This arrangement is the result of a mutual understanding, the victims assenting to and sometimes assisting in the pre liminary ceremonies. The usage seems to have been recognized by the high est authorities, and the burials have certainly been conducted with the sanction of the ruling powers. Great preparations are made and there is much ado, and sometimes a show of grief, but a great deal of the latter is evidently perfunctory, as there is an all-around feeling of satisfaction on the part of the spectators and more or less complacency on' the mind of the victim, who is comforted by the as surance that he is fulfilling a tradition and will earn the respect of his an cestors and gone-befores. This custom is scarcely more strange and barbarous than the Japanese practice of com pelling a man for certain" crimes or calamities-to commit suicide. It would, at least, have its compensations in that the criminal Could be made to take himself off and thus leave no un pleasant reflections upon the mind of hangman or executioner. Eta York Weekly Tribune HflMpMulrnnMR (UlJLA.feP ii 11 Ejfliff flange jLfl.ujLaj.jjay 4IONLY An old Timer. Abraham Garrison, the brother of the late Commodore Garrison, who died at Allegheny, Pa., at the age of ninety, a few days since, said in a reminiscent mood recently: "In 1846, when I was in Washington, I saw Clay, Calhoun, Web ster and Benton in the senate. A party of us each paid Samuel B. Morse fifty cents to telegraph our names to Balti more, and he was glad to get ' the money. In 1840 I. saw Gen. William Henry Harrison drive up to the old Pittsburg hotel, now the St. Charles hotel, with an old army comrade. It was snowing, and some men told the general to put on his hat, which he had raised to aaknowledge the greet ings of the people. The general laughed and said to the old comrade at his side: 'We have been in a worse situation than this without our hats, and it won't hurt us.'" A horse kicked H. S. Shafer, of the Freemyre House, Middleburg, N. Y. on the knee, which laid bim up in bed and caused the knee joint to become stiff. A friend recommended him to use Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which he did, and in two days was able to be around. Mr. Shafer has recommended it to many a bruise or sprain.. This same remedy is also famous for its cures of rheumatism. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. We have made arrangements with the San Francisco Examiner to furnish it in connection with The Chronicle. Hav ing a clubbing rate with the Oregonian and N. Y. Tribune for our republican patrons, we have made this arrangement for the accommodation of the democratic members of The Chronicle family. Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and Semi-Weekly Chronicle will be fur nished for one year ior $2.25, cash in advance. W. H. Nelson, who is i.n the drug business at Kingville, Mo., has so much confidence in Chamberlain's Colic, Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy that he war rants every bottle and offers to refund the money to any customer who is not satisfied after, using it.. Mr. Nelson takes no risk in doing this because the remedy is a certain cure for the diseases for which it is intended and he knows it. It is for sale by Blakely & Houghton. Lady Grisiloa Ogilvie, sister of the earl of Airlie, is going through a course of training in Edinburg to qualify for a nurse. She is at present a probationer in the Children's hospital. As elevator up Mount Calvary is in construction for the benefit of pil grims. WOOD'S A-XIOSi?ICr32W"Xi The Great EaglUh Remedy. Promptly and permanently cures all forms of Kervcrus Weakness, Emissions. Spernr otorrhea. Impotence and aU effects of Abuse or Excesses Eecn prescribed over SS cars la thousands of cases; JBefort and After. Is the only Reliable and Son' est medicine known. Ask druggist for Wood's Phosohodlne; it ho offers some worthless medlcln9 in place of this, leave his dishonest store, inclose price In letter, and we will send by return mall. Price, one package, $1; six. 5. One will please, six will cure. Pamph let in pliin sealed envelope, 2 cents postage. Address The Wood Chemical Co., 101 Woodward avenue, Detroit- lllch. Sold in The Dalles by Snipes fc Kitiersiy. A box of earth has been sent from the grave of Gen. Lafayette to the Daughters of the American Bepublic at San Francisco, in which to plant a tree of liberty. Malaria In any of Its Furms, Chills and fever, congestive chills, can be prevented or cured, by the use of Simmons Liver Regulator, a purely veg etable medicine, superior to calomel and quinine. Cheap Wall Paper. Over 50 patterns, new and desirable designs, with borders 'to match, at very low prices. Jos. T. Petebs & Co. tjull. The Chronicle is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. ' - $175. "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portland ani Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freiglit aafl Passenjer LiiiB Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer . Regulator for The Dalles. PAS8ENOEU KATES. One way . Round trip. .?2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, witi out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted. Call on or address, W. C ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN. . v General Manager. TH E-DALL.ES, OREGON J. F. FORD, Eyanplist,. Of lieu Moines, Iowa, writes under date ot March 28, 1893: "','. . S. B. Med. Mrs. Co-., - ' Duf or, Oregon. Gentlemen : ' On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. 8. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yoursj Mb. & MH3. J. F, Ford. It you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two ot three doses bach week. ' Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by ell druggists. House . Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable, figures. , Has the largest honse moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. ' Address P.O.Box 181,The Dalles For Colio and Grubs In my mules and horses, I give Simmons Liver Regulator. " I have not lot ne 1 gave it to. E. T. Taylob, Agt. for Grangers of Ga, Subscr.be for The Chbonicuc. THE CHROMICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying - effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. - It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher- ' man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and v Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re- ( . ... gions north of The Dalles, hence it. is the best ! medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week "at $1.50 per annum . ' For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE Tlie TJallos, Oregon. FIRST fo) 0 ss. Ill fAl I "I CAN BE CHRONICLE OFFICE Reasonably There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its fltioa leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the li-UUI M II! at CRANDALL Who are selling those goods MICHELBACH BRICK. Familiar Faces C. EX BAYARD, Late Special, Agent General Land Office. Jtye feal Instate, Ipai, Ipsuraiee. COLLECTION" ACENCY. " 3N3" O IT uGL 3R- "52" PUSIiIO. Parties' having Property they -wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent, r Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us. Wo shall make a specialty -of the prosecution of Claims and Conott before the Unitep States Land Office. . . 85 Washington St. D. BUtMSM Pips worK, Tin Beiiaiis aiitt iloofino 1IAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. . Shop on Third . Street, " next door west of. Young & Kus' Blacksmith Shop. PUBLISHING CO., CLHSS . ... ... y o) n Dim iii. ' iivi y Map, Jll U iiU jinn u 111 ; : J- HAD AT THE ' ' . '"t ,. Ffcainoas Hates. &. BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. - - ' TIXION iT. in a New Place.. J. E. BARNETT THE DALLES. OI3