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Is that what troubles you ? Then
it's easily and promptly remedied
bv Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
1hey regulate the system perfectly
T.ake one for a gentle laxative or
corrective ; three for a cathartic
If you suffer from Constipation,
Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick
or Bilious Headaches, or any de
rangement of the liver, stomach
or Dowels, try these little i Pellets.
They bring a permanent cure. In
stead of shocking and weakening
the system with violence, like the
ordinary pills, they act in a
perfectly easy and natural way.
They're the smallest, the easiest to
take and the cheapest, for they're
guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
your money is returned. You pay
only for the good you get.
In every case of Catarrh
that seems hopeless, you can
depend upon Dr. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy for a cure.
It's proprietors are so sure
of it that they'll pay $500 in
cash for any incurable case.
Sold by all druggists.
J EDGE WAXEM'S PROVERBS.
" The Arnerikin Eagel can't fly too hi.
Pollitishans ain't pattriots till tlicy
haf to be.
FOR THE NOTE BOOK.
"Tacky parties" are fashionable in
Kansas.
Deafness Cannot be Curett
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling eound or
imperfect bearing, and when it is entirely
tclosed Deafness is the result, and unless
the inflammation can betaken but and
(this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever;
ine cases out of ten are caused by
satarrh, which is "nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (.caused by catanh'1
-that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Bend for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
SCfirSold by Druggists, 75c.
"MAt'DE "Why don't Laura marry
Dick Ilobson? I thought she liked
him." Clara "She does, but she says
it shall never be said of her that she
ivas Hohson's choice." K. Y. World.
Olttlp Is Wanted.
"by the women who are ailing and suffer
ing, or weak and exhausted. 'And, to
every such woman, hely is guaranteed by
Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. For
young girls just entering womanhood ;
women at the critical "change of life" ;
women approaching ' confinement;
smrsi-ne mothers ; and every woman who
"lis '"mil-down" or overworked, it is a
medicine that builds -up, strengthens,
and regulates, no matter what the con
dit.ion of the system.
It's an invigorating, restorative tonic,
31 soothing and bracing nervine, and the
only guaranteed remedy for "female
complaints" and weaknesses. In bear-
- ingrdown sensations, periodical pains,
ulceration, inflammation, and every
kindred ailment, if it ever fails 10 bene-
- fit or cure, you have your money back.
Essy one who will allow himself to
run after vain misterys will soon loze
fciz konfictense in trnih, and very
likely be kum either a bawling fanat
ick, or a pitiable lunatik.
Last June, Dick Crawford brought bis
twelve months old child, suffering from
infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been
weaned at four months old and being
Sickly everything ran through it like
water tbrough a sieve. I give it the
usual treatment in such cases, but with
out benefit. The child kept growing
thinner until it weighed but little more
than when born, or perhaps ten pounds.
I then started the father to giving
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle
of the 25 cent size had been used, a
marked improvement was seen and its
continued use cured the child; Its
weakness nnd puny constitution disap
peared and its father and myself believe
Che child's life waB saved by this remedy.
J. T. Maei.ow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111.
for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug
gist. '
The best trotting record for twenty
miles is fifty-seven minutes and twenty-five
seeonds. The best twenty-mile
record for a bicycle is forty-six minutes
. and seven seconds. Onvnhic.
Hfucklen'a Arinca naive.
The jbest salve in the world for cuts,
"bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
ores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all ekin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin
rsly - '
STREAK -OSGOOD
LUCK.
A Millionaire's Story of a Pivotal Experi
ence In Boyhood' Days.
' "What is the luckiest thing that ever
happened to you?" a Herald man asked
of a Is ew York millionaire.
"Do you mean sheer, unadulterated
luck something - that just happens
without any seeking on your part?" re
plied the millionSire.
"Well, yes; let it go at that."
"I am generaUy accounted a very
lucky man by the thousand and one peo
ple who know more about me than I
do myself. But, on my honor, what I
call a genuine ..; piece of good
luck happened to me only once in. my
.life. It didn't amount to much, though
it meant much to me at the time. It
was when I was filling my first job
that of an errand boy at three dollars
a week and I tell you I have never
since felt so rich as when -I carried
home my first three 'dollars. I had
been given a check to cash and a bill
to pay. After paying the bill I had
thirty-seven dollars " of my em
ployer's money left. I.. had
just crossed Broadway, when, happen
ing to look back, I saw two men fight
ing in the street. I was enough of a
' boy then to take a keen interest in'
anything like a 'scrap. I retraced my
steps to see what it was all about. To
my amazement and surprise I discov
ered that the two men were fighting
about the thirty-seven dollars and the
receipt bill, which in some mysterious
fashion had dropped out of my pocket.
A policeman happening along at that
moment 1 was able to prove that I had
a better right to the property in disr
pute than either of the two combatants,
and recovered it forthwith. They had
each grabbed for it at the same time,
and each was bound to get all or none
luckily for me. I have,, often specu
lated upon what might have happened
if they hadn't quarreled. . I should
never hav recovered the money, and,
in consequence, I should certainly
have lost ray situation. That might
haye changed the whole current of my
career, and instead of being a rich
man I might tcday have been a poor
devil, or I might have been twice as
rich as I am. Who knows? Anyway,
I regard it as the only piece of down
right, simon pure, unmistakable good
hick that ever befell me. But any
Tom, Dick or Harry that you chance to
meet will be able to tell you lots of
luckier things that have happened to
me. Some of them things that I had
worked at for years."
AN ELEVATED CHICKEN FARM.
Kaisingr Broilers in the Third Story of a
City Liulldlne.
People passing the Kealty block
recently have been attracted ' by a
novel sight in the window o one of
the vacant storerooms, says the Ana
conda (Mont.) Standard. In a shallow
wooden box less than three feet square,"
their downy bodies in constant motion
and their shrill pipings sounding even
through the glass, are seventj-two
chickens, apparently as happy as if
they were in a barnyard under the
care of a bustling hen. The box is a
"brooder" and is the only mother that
the seventy-two tluify youngsters have
ever known, and in it they have lived
for the week that they have been
alive. Prompted by curiosity a re
porter sought out Mrs. Childs, the
landlady of; the building, to learn if
possible whether or not she intends to
start a poultry ranch in a three-story
brick block in the city, and if she is
to learn how she proposes to run it.
Mrs. Childs demonstrated veryeasily
that she knows what she is doing, and
that she can do it successfully. She
has started to raise broilers for the
market,1 and intends to do it in her
own block. Mrs. Childs apartments
are on the third story, and in one of
her rooms she has two incubators, one
containing one hundred eggs and the
other two hundred. Here the chick
ens are hatched, and as soon as they
get the use of their legs they are
transferred to the brooder and taken
to the basement, which has been di
vided into pens of convenient size.
Here they live in the brooder until
they are two weeks old, when they are
placed in the pens and allowed to run
about and grow. And how ' they do
grow in the warm room, and what a
noise they make with their incessant
pipping! When they are eight or nine
weeks old they are ready for market.
Ants Wearing the Green. A
"I once witnessed an interesting but,
peculiar spectacle in animal life, but
one which I have never been able to
account for," remarked Abraham 1.
Oivens, of Brenham, Tex., according
to the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. "I
was going home just at nightfall over
a sandy road, when I noticed directly
in front of me what appeared to be a
long line of green ribbon about one
half an inch thick. I . stooped to ex
amine it, and to my astonishment
found that it was a procession of ants,
marching .three or four abreast, in
very close order, each one carrying a
little piece of a greenleaf. The effect
was a continuous line ,of green with
out any break, I went back to find the
beginning, but as it issued from the
grass at the roadside, I was unable to
trace it further in that direction. I
' then followed it for several rods, until
it entered the grass on the other-side
of the road and was lost to sight.
Whether it was Palm Sunday or St.
Patrick's day ..with the ants, or some
political jubilee . they were celebrat
ing, has always remained a mystery
itome."
. Paris Press Ethics.
A Paris boulevard paper publishes
the following dialogue between a mem
ber of the cabinet of ministers and a
newspaper man "who is paid by the
former, under the condition that he
. ,7
must Keep up ine appearance oi oppos
ing the minister. Says the journalist:
"Can I call you 'canaille' or 'dirty
hog?'" "Of course," answers the min
ister, . "but make a . change once in
awhile in your epithets; put me down
as a 'bandit,' for instance. But never
Venture to denominate me as a 'Jhe
quart' (bribe taker); that is the only
epithet that makes a bad impression
upon the public."
ONE
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tfe Yost Weekly Tribune
Anaesthetics in Margery.
The introduction of anaesthetics
marked a great era in the progress of
Mirgery. Before the effects of chloro
form and ether were known it was the
great object of the surgeon to operate
rapidly, so as to keep the patient in
pain as little time as possible. No
time was wasted in deliberation, and
the knife and sawwere.- used without
stopping to check the 'flow of blood.
J Jut that has all been changed. Now
the patient breathes in the vapor of an
autcsthetic for a few minutes, and,
sinking into a deep sleep, lies a mo
tionless, unconscious body, upon which
the operator can work carefully and
deliberately. He knows that he is
causing no pain, and ' can take all the
time necessary to make the careful ex
plorations and carry out the numerous
precautions which are now, known to
be necessary to secure the best results.
See tlie World's Fair for Fifteen Cents
Upon receipt of your address and. fif
teen cents in postage stamps, we 'will
mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio
of the world's Columbian' exposition,
the regular price is fifty cents, but as we
want you to have ' one,'ttwe make the
price nominal. You will find it a work
o' art and a thing to be prized.- It con
tains full page views of the great build
ings, with descriptions of same,' and is
executed In highest style of art. Tf not
satisfied with it, after you get it, we will
refund the stamps and let you keep the
book. , Address ...
V , H. E. Bucklen' & Co.,
, Chicago, 111.
The Fate of Discoverers
"Discover what will destroy life,
say3 Bulwer Lytton, "and you are a
great man what will prolong it, and
you are -an impostor! Discover some
invention in machinery that will make
the rich ciore-ich. and the poor more
poor, and they will build you a statue.
Discover some mystery in art that will
.equalize physical disparities, and they
'will pull down their own houses to
stone you.'V ;
All Free.
Those who bave used Dr. King's New
Discovery know its value, and those who
have not, bave now the 'opportunity to
try it free. Call on the advertised drug
gist and get a trial bottle, free. Send
your name and address to H. E. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of
Dr. King's New life Pills free; as well
as a copy of Guide to Health and House
hold Instructor, ' free. .All of which is
guaranteed to do you good and cost you 1
nothing. ' Sold bv Snipes & Kinersly.
We bave made arrangements with the
San Francisco Examiner to furnish it in
connection with The Chronicle. Hav
ing a clubbing rate with the Oregonian
and N. Y. Tribune for our republican
patrons, we have made this arrangement
for the accommodation of the democratic
members of The Chronicle family.
Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and
Semi-Weekly Chronicle will be' fur
nished for, one year for $2.25, cash in
advance.
W. H. Nelson, who-is in the drug
business at Kingville, Mo., has 'so much
confidence in Chamberlain's Colic, Chol
era and Diarrhoea Remedy that he war
rants every bottle and offers to refund
the money to any cuatomerwho is not
satisfied after using it; Mr. " Nelson
takes no risk in doing this because the
-remedy is a certain cure lor the diseases
for which it is intended and he knows
it. . It is for sale by Blakely & Houghton.
Malaria In any of Its Forms.
Chills and fever, congestive chills, can
be prevented or cured by the use of
Simmons Liver Regulator, a purely veg
etable medicine, superior to calomel and
quinine.- . : ..
Cheap Wall Paper. . ' v
' Over 50 patterns, new and desirable
designs, 'with borders to match, at very
Llow prices. Jos. T. Peters & Co.
tUll. -r i ' -. , .
The Chbo.nicle is v prepared to do all
kinds of job printing. -
"The Regulator Line"
He Dalles. Portland ani Astoria
Navigation Co.
,' THROUGH
Frelgltt ahtf Passsnger Line
Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between: The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator, leaves The
Dalles at 7 a. m., connectingat the Cas
cade Locks with "Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer' Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles. !
PAS8SN6IK KATK8.
One way.-.-. .
Round trip.
.$2 XX)
. 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, ivitJi
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. Shipments for
way . landings must be delivered' before
5 p.m. Live stock shipments solicted.
Call on or address,
" W. C ALLAWAY,
General Agent.
B. F. LAUGHLIN,
General Manager.
THE-DALLES.
OREGON
J. F. FORD, Eyaimelist,'
Of Dea Moines, Iowa, writes under date oi.
March 23, T893;
S. B. Mid." Mfg. Co.,
v Dufur, Oregon.
Gentlemen : .
On arriving borne last week, I found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted ji way to 38 pounds, is
now well, Btrong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up; S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. ; Your; 8. B." Cough Care has cared
and kept away all hoarseness pom me.
for all. -Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours. , Mb. & Mas. J.: F. Ford. '
If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read;
for the Spring's work, cleans your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or
three doses each week. . "
Sold under a positive guarantee.
- 60 cents per bottle by all druggists.
House,
Moving!
Andrew Velarde
, IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of work in his line at r .
reasonable figures. ' Has the
. largest house .'moving outfit
. .- n ' in-Eastern Oregon.
Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles
. Cor Colie and Grabs
In my mules and horses, I give Simmons
Liver. Regulator. I have. not lost ne
1 gave it to.
E. T. Taylok, Agt. for Grangers of Ga.
Subscr.be for Th Chronicle.
-iloiiclsr"
THE. CHRONICLE was established for the ex
press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles
V, and:: the surrounding country, and the satisfying ,
effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It
nov leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher
man , Gilliam, a large, part of Crook, Morrow and
. Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re- '
. gions north of The Dalles,' hence it, is the best
medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire.
The Daily Chronicle', is published every eve
,. ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per
annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of
each, week at $1.50 per annum. v , '
For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address
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reasonably Ruinous Hates.
' There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its pooa
. . leads on to fortune."
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
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Jin-Oil Sale
at CRAN DA Lii
Whoare selling these goods
, MICHELBACH BRICK.
..Familiar Faces
O. E..BAYARD,
Late Special Agent General Land Office.
Bayard c? 'E6st3TX3Lo"fet,
e Ieal Estate; Coai?, Iijurapee.
COLLECTION AQElSrCY. S
"Partiea having Property they wish to Sell or Trade, : Houses to Rent, r
Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us.
We shall make a specialty of the prosecution of Claims and Oontti
. ' " before the Unitep States-Land Office.,' ,
85 Washington St.
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Chop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kusa
Blacksmith! Shop'
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