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of woman's troub
les is with Doctor
Pierce's Favorite
Prescription.
Safely and cer
tainly, every deli
cate weakness, de
rangement and
disease peculiar to
the Rex is perma
nently cured.
Out of all the
medicines for wo
men, the "Favor
ite Prescription "
is the only one
that's guaranteed
to do what is
claimed for it.
In all "female
complaints " and irregularities, peri
odical pains, displacements, internal
inflammation or ulceration, bearing
down sensations and kindred ail
ments, if it ever fails to benefit or
cure, yoa have your money back.
Anything " just as good," or as
sure to bring help, could be, and
would be, sold in just that way.
This guaranteed medicine is an
invigorating, restorative tonic, es
pecially adapted to woman's needs
and perfectly harmless in any con
dition of her system.
So sure to cure every case
of Catarrh, is Dr. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy that its pro
prietors make you this offer:
If you can't be cured, per
manently, we'll pay you $500
in cash."
i'Ain j.Noand forgetting? What faith
Jul heart can do these? Our grea'
thoughts, our great affections, th.
truths of our life, never leave us. Sure
ty they cannot he separate from ou,
consciousness; will follow it whither
soever they shall go, and are, of theii
nature, divine and immortal. Thacke-
-ray.
Deafness Cannot bo Cured
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way tp cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Peafneea is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
.unfiatned you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, aud unless
the inflammation can betaken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, hearing will be destroyed forever;
uine cass out of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an in
i flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (.caused by catari h
Aha.t cannot be cored by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
SSold by Druggists, 75c.
CURRENT HUMOR.
Jntsos says it is hard for a girl with
her first solitaire to be still in the
ring. Buffalo Courier.
Help Is Wanted.
by the women who are ailing and suffer
ing, or weak and exhausted. And, to
every such woman, hely is guaranteed by
Dr. Tierce's Favorite Prescription. . For
young girls just entering womanhood ;
women at the critical "change of life" ;
'women approaching confinement;
nursing mothers ; and every woman who
rs -"run-down" or overworked, it is a
medicine that builds up, strengthens,
and regulates, no matter what the con
dition of the system.
It's an invigorating, restorative tonic,
a soothing and bracing nervine, and the
only guaranteed remedy for "female
complaints" and weaknesses. In bearing-down
sensations, periodical pains,
ulceration, inflammation, and every
kindred ailment, if it ever fails to bene
fit or cure, you have your money back.
It is said by experts that practical,
even-tempered' men usually write a
plain, round hand, in which every let
ter is legible, and that more ambitious
men write hastily and carelessly.
Last June, Dick Crawford brought his
twelve months old child, suffering from
infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been
weaned at four months old and being
sickly everything ran through it like
water through a sieve. I give it the
usual treatment in such cases, but with
out benefit. The child kept growing
thinner until it weighed but little more
than when born, or perhaps ten pounds.
I then started the father to giving
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle
of the 25 cent size had been used, a
marked improvement was seen and its
continued use cured the child. Its
weakness nnd puny constitution disap
peared and its father and myself believe
the child's life was saved by this remedy.
-T. T. Maklow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111.
tor sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug
gist. FARMING IN FOREIGN LANDS.
A correspondent of the Farmers'
(Jtazette, i-'ublin, writes recommending
Jerusalem artichokes (Ilelianthus
' luberosus) for making silage.
Buckle Annca salve.
The best salve in the world- for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
cores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion . or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For eale Dy Snipes & Kin-raly.
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EARLY MARRIAGES.
Reason Why Such Are to lie Regretted
Here and In Europe.
' Though in this country early mar
riages are less frequent than in Europe,
because here the occupations of wom
en are so numerous . that nearly
every young woman can maintain
herself respectably by earning her
own living, while in Europe the
same class find matrimony almost
the only avenue . through which
they can escape from a dependent po
sition at home, says the Boston Her
ald. It is none the less important to
know that the marriages contracted
before the parties have reached "0 are
to be regretted. The reasons are that
the offspring of women who are mar
ried before IS inherit the imperfect
physical development of their mothers
and do not reach mature life with
strong constitutions. The healthiest
offspring are born to mothers between
20 and SO, who are united to husbands
between 30 and 40, and it has been
found in Europe, where early marriages
are very common, that the deaths
of children from weak constitutions
are twice as large among the children
.whose mothers were under 20 years of
age as they were among the children
of mothers who were over 2ft. Tie
difference between America anu a
rope in this matter of early marriages
is chiefly due to the way in which our
girls are able to reach out to self-support
after they have attained a mar
riageable age.
Dr. Cyrus Edson, in the North Amer
ican, gives important statistics to show
that, although in this country the evil
of early marriages is not so great as it
might be, the number of brides under
20 who were married in New York city
in 1S91 was 2,S39; in 1892 it was 5,0511.
The number of grooms under 20 years
of age in New York city for that year
was 145. By far the greater number of
brides are reported to have been 25 or
20 when they were married, which is a
healthy showing for an American city,
and New York is probably a fair
evidence for the age of brides in other
large towns and cities. In Hungary
the girls become women at the age of
in, and in that country 15 per cent, of
the marriages shows the brides to be
under 20 years of age, and in England
13 per cent, are under that age. In
America girls are practically free to
marry when they please and the in
stinct of self-preservation has -guarded
them well.
DO AS THEIR FATHERS DID.
Philadelphia Feople and Their Carious
Xotion or Social Eligibility.
Philadelphians well deserve their
reputation for slowness. Progression
is an unknown word in the Quaker
city. The fashionable people scorn
any innovations, as they desire to con
tinue to do as their fathers did. When
you look upon the number of slow and
uncertain horse-car lines and the. ag
gravating speed of their cable cars,
says a writer in the Pittsburgh Dis
patch, you can weU judge the tempera
ment of a people who will stand by
and suffer such things. Philadelphians
are perhaps the most peculiar, clan
nish, unchangeable people that exist,
in any city of the country. They pos
sess certain traits of. character and
ideas regarding sociology, which will
probably be found still thriving and
strong by anyone going to Philadel
phia a hundred vears hence. The ef
fect of the absurd idea that the eligi
bility to soar in the mystic circles of
fashionable Quakerdom is to be de
termined by the answer to the ques
tion whether he resides uptown or
downtown can never be appreciated
by one who is not a Philadelphian, or,
at least, well acquainted with that
cUy's social peculiarities. It causes
people to pay twice as much rental in
the downtown residence district for
houses not half as good as could be
gotten uptown, not to say anything of
the questionable pleasure of living
among saloons, groceries and shops of
all kinds. Instead of dying out, as
one would exiect it to do in this en
lightened age, this feeling regarding
the difference one's place of residence
makes upon his social standing is posi
tively becoming more bitter. This is
one of the peculiarities that Philadel
phia will retain as long as it exists.
Any attempts that have been made to
obliterate the dividing line have only
ended in dismal failure, leaving the
situation much worse than before. It
seems that common sense was not dis
pensed with a very free hand in Phila
delphia, at le ast on this one point.
THE WORLD WOBBLING.
Scientists Trying to Find Out If the Earth
Is Off lt Base.
It may not be very generally known,
writes a Washington correspondent,
that observations are to be made si
multaneously t Washington and at
Manila, in the Philippine islands,
which is almost directly opposite Wash
ington on the other side of the globe,
to see what is the matter with the axis
of our little planet. Observations
show that for some time the earth has
not been revolving on that important,
if imaginary, support, as she has done !
for centuries, and scientists have de
cided that it is time to find out, if pos
sible, what it all means. Those who
have studied the subject declare that,
if the variations continue, in the
course of some very long and very indef
inite period we shall have an arctic
climate at Washington, and the lati
tude of every place on the globe will
be changed, and our ge ographies will
be useless. An equatorial telescope
has been finished and sent to Manila,
and before long diligent inquiry will
be made into the whys and wherefores
of the peculiar performances of old
Mother Earth.
While one set of scientists are trying
to find out about the' axis another
party is endeavoring to find out why
the magnetic needle varies so, as these
variations of the needle . affect not
only the mariner, but real estate own
ers, and in large cities - where every
foot is valuable this is not to be over
looked. These latter observations are
being' made by the geodetic and coast
survey and will not be completed for
several years.
ew York Weekly Tribune
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The Ueatli Wutch Superstition.
The little inseet popularly called the
death watch or tick is a limber-boring
insect which usually commences its
sound late in the spring, and is no
other than the call by which the male
and female arc led to each other, the
same as with birds during the mating
season. The sound they emit is not
owing to the voice of the insect but to
its beating on or striking any hard
substance with the shield or fore part
of its head. Theprcvailing number of
strokes are from seven to nine and
eleven, and it is this circumstance
which probably adds to the ominous
character it bears among ignorant and
superstitious persons.
See the World's Fair for Fifteen Cents
. Upon receipt of your address and fif
teen cents in postage stamps, we will
mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio
of the' world's Columbian exposition,
the regular price is fifty cents, but as we
want you to have one, we make the
price nominal. You will find it a work
o' art and a thing to be prized. It con
tains full page views of the great build
ings, with descriptions of same, and is
executed in highest style of art. If not
satisfied with it, after you get it, we will
refund the stamps and let yoa keep the
book. Address
. H. E. Buckles & Co.,
Chicago, 111;
The soup kitchens of France annual
ly assist 1,778,000 persons.
The soup kitchens of Vienna feed
every year 22S.O0O persons.
The first alms houses in England were
erected in. Liondcm in 1551.
We have made arrangements with the
San Francisco Examiner to farnish it in
connection with The Chronicle. Hav
ing a clubbing rate with the Oregonian
and N. Y. Tribune for our republican
patrons, we have made this arrangement
for the accommodation of the democratic
members of The Chronicle family.
Both papers, the Weekly Examiner and
Semi-Weekly Chronicle will be fur
nished for one year for $2.25, cash in
advance. '
The waiters employed in the house
of commons have been forced to rise
and oppose a labor member, Mr. Cremer,
in his endeavor to abolish the tip sys
tem in the house restaurant.
Whether Pasteur and Koch's peculiar
modes of treatment will ultimately pre
vail or not, their theory of blood-contamination
is the correct one, though
not original. It was on this theory that
Dr. J. C Ayer, of Lowell, Mass., nearly
fifty years ago, formulated Ayer's Sarsa
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OREGON
J. F. FORD, Evangelist,
Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date of
March 23, 1898:
S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co., -
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Gentlemen:
On arrivio home last week, 1 found
all well anraniously awaiting. Onr
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, it
now well, strong and .vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Care has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarsenees from me.
So give it to every one, with gree tinge
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Mb. & Mas. J. F. Ford.
If yoa wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read;
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking; two ot
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee.
60 cents per bottle by all druggists.
House .
Moving!
Andrew Velarde
IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of work in his line at
reasonable figures. Has the
largest honse moving outfit
in Eastern Oregon.
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