OP LET IT HUN" nd your cough may end in some thing serious. It's . pretty sure to, if your blood is poor. That is just the time and condition that invites Consumption. The seeds are sown and it has fastened its hold upon you, before you know that it is near. It won't do to trifle and delay, when the remedy is at band. Ev ery disorder that can be reached through the' blood yields to Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. For Severe Coughs, Bronchial, Throat and Lung Diseases, Asthma, Scrofula in every form, and even the scrofulous affection of the lungs that's called Consumption, in all its arlier stages, it is a positive and complete cure. It is the only blood - cleanser, trength-restorer, and flesh - builder eo effective that it can be guaran teed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. All medicine "dealers Lave it. For every case of Catarrh whicli they cannot cure, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh llemedy agree to pay 500 in cash. You're cured by its mild, soothing, cleansing, and Jiealing properties, or you're paid. Au liiur.ii(.ita;s! S'auiUy. A typical southern African household described by Oliver Schriener had an English father, a half Dutch mother with a French name, a Scotch govern ess, a Zulu cook, a Hottentot house maid, and a Kaffir stable boy, while the little girl who waited on the table was -a Basuto. Deafness Cannot be Cared By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. IThere is only one way to cure Deafness, sand that is by constitutional remedies. TVealnesa is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the .Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or -imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless 'the inflammation can betaken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; wine cases out of ten are 1 caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for tiKj? case of Deafness I caused by catari h ' that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. T. .1 . CH ENEY & Co.. Toledo. O. 4jE3"Suld by Drngrgiets, 75c. It is well before having a room re painted to clean the old paint with two ounces of soda dissolved in one quart f water and applied warm, then wash Jnjroff nil traces of the soda. Help Is Wanted. "by the women who are ailing and suffer ing, or weak and exhausted. And, to every such woman, hely is guaranteed by 'Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. For young girls just, entering womanhood; women at the critical "change of life" ; women approaching confinement; nursing mothers; and every woman who is "run-down" or overworked, it is a jmedicine that builds up, strengthens, aind regulates, no matter what the con dition of the system. It's an invigorating, restorative tonic, ii soothing and bracing nervine, and the only guaranteed remedy for "female complaints" and weaknesses. In bearing-down sensations, periodical pains, ulceration, inflammation, and every kindred ailment, if it ever fails to bene fit or cure, you have your money back. The fortune of Cecil Rhodes, premier of Cape Colony, in Africa, is set at somewhere from $60,000,000 to $75,000, O00 all made in the diamond mines of hat country. , Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been -weaned at four months old and being sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in such cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 23 cent size had been used, a "jnarlied improvement was eeen and its continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd pnny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Maelow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gist. 'THE INSTITUTION OF HOME. The hope of America is the homes of 'America. . Marriage is the legitimate basis of penuine home. Backlan's Arnica salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, "bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, -corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes A Kin-rely. PIG AT A CANDY PULL. Surprise of the Porker When He Dipped HI Nose In the Dish. Pretty nearly everyone knows or oug-ht to know what an old-fashioned "candy pull" means. It used to beat the "apple bees" and such other coun try affairs away out of sijht, and was l much sweeter way of enjoying-a win ter evening", says the Hartford Courant. It chanced recently that a family in the Dutskirts of the city thought they would indulg-e the children in one of these pastimes, and things were made ready. It was just at the end of the last snow, and when the molasses had been boiled sufficiently and had been "tried" by dropping a few drops on a bit of snow, the dishful Was placed on the snow just, outside the door, the quicker to cool off and be ready for pulling1. Some half-grown pigs had been capering- about the yard, likely to keep warm, and one of them chanced to come upon the dish of sweet stuff, which by that time had become con siderably cooled off on the surface, so that when the fellow's nose touched it it was not in the least uncomfortable. The supposition is that, with his usual avariciousness, the fellow plunged his "snout" away down to the bottom of the vessel. . Natnrally he got a pretty warm reception when he hit the mid dle of the mess, and quite naturally, too, ho pulled pulled for dear life. The half-cooled candy stuck to him like a leech, and with an audible grunt he fled as best he might. The people who were chatting- within whilu the cooling process. wa3 going on hurried to the door just in time to see piprpry lighting out, candy and all, for free dom. They gave chase, but they might as well have tried to catch a cyclone. The j'oungster finally run himself out, so to speak, the candy having mean time cooled out sufficiently to make it quite a difficult matter to remove the enctimbranca from the poor bmte's nose. It is understood that the "pull" that was down for the evening was in definitely postponed. HER NAME NP.VER PRINTED. The Carious III Lack Which Has lor Years Followed a Washington Woman. It looks as though social notoriety is not to be the fate of one Washington woman whose name for some inscrut able reason for the last half-dozen years has been omitted from all pub lished accounts of gatherings in which she has taken part. An overmaster ing curiosity finalljr prompted her to institute an investigation into the matter, says the Post. She then found that, so far from the omission having been intentional on the part of the cor respondents, it arose from the fact that she , was personally unknown even by sight to them. Having satisfied her self on this score, the incognito short ly thereafter ordered her carriage, and. calling for a friend, took her for a drive. The little excursion, planned for pleasure, had a most disastrous termination, as the horses, taking fright, ran away and, getting beyond the control of the coachman, the vehicle was overturned and both ladies Injured, the owner of the car riage quite seriously. In the midst of her pain as she was being carried home there flashed through her mind the thought that the runaway would be given a space in the papers. Then, as the turn-out. was her property, her name vould of necessity figure in the account. The following, morning a detailed account of the accident ap peared in the paper, but by a strange fatality that has for so long ruled her elimination from print, her name was not mentioned. That of her companion was several times repeated in the article, which wound up by stating that "a friend who was i uv rage at the time was also injured." SAVED BY A HORSE. An Eorosed Elephant Flees Defore a Gcnllo Pony. Elephants arc extremely afraid of horses, writes Maj. John Butler in "Travels in Assam." To that fact he owed the deliverance of his wife and child fronf a terrible death. With them he was traversing the jungle over an exceedingly rough road, through forest and grass jungle alter nately. The way had to be cut as they advanced. 1 was in the lead on a large elephant in my howdah, with a good battery of guns, when about midday I heard be hind me a general cry of alarm, and hastily rode to the scene of danger. ' It seems that just after I had passed, with the coolies who cut down the jungle, a huge Mukna elephant rushed from the jungle in a terrible rage, and pursued the little baggage elephant, which was just behind my wife and child! The little elephant screeched and fled for its life, straight ahead. Fortunately a pony was led beside the palkee which , contained my wife lod child. The wild elephant was ilose upon them, and they closed their syes in horror, expecting to be Iragged from their places and trampled to death. At that moment the great beast caught sight of the pony. It stopped short, turned anide, and fled back to the jungle as if pur sued by an evil spirit. The men were filled vith astonish ment. Most of them had fled to the protection of sheltering trees, leaving my wife and child alone. bnooz&rs in Day Coaches. "I suppose," said a traveler, "that a man ought not to sleep in an ordinary day coach, especially if there is any body in the seat with him. To most men it is an annoyance to have the other man in the seat go to sleep. He may be the nicest man in the world, but you don't like to have him lean over against you, and even if all he does is nod, and as likely as not he will do that, he attracts attention, and some of that attention is pretty sure to be devoted to you. The passenger whose attention is attracted by a man asleep generally glances also at the man in the seat with him. Sometimes you will see a man whose seat neigh bor has gone to sleep" get up and go somewhere else, and I can't say that I blame him for it." Mew York llfeekly Tribune The Urlght Spots. You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments that stand out, the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done something in the spirit of love. As memory scans the past, above and beyond all the transitory pleasures, there leap forward those supreme hours when you have been enabled to do un noticed kindnesses to those about you. things too trifling to speak of , but which you feel have entered into your life and character. See the World's Fair for Fifteen Cents Upon receipt of your address and fif teen cents in postage stamps, we will mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio of the world's Columbian exposition, the regular price is fifty cents, but as we want you to have one, we make the price nominal. You will find it a work o art and a thing to be prized. It con tains full page views of the great build ings, with descriptions of same, and is executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address H. E. Bccexex & Co., Chicago, 111. 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