1 4r PURELY VEGETABLE Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They're a compound of refined and concentrated botanical extracts. These tiny, sngar-coated Pellets the smallest and the easiest to take absolutely and permanently cure Constipation, Indigestion, Sick and Bilious Headaches, Dizziness, Bil ious Attacks, and all derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels. They cure permanently, because they act naturally. They don't shock and weaken the system, like the huge, old-fashioned pills. And they're more effective. One little Pellet for a corrective or laxative three for a cathartic. They're the cheapest pills you can fcuy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is re turned. You pay only for the good you get. For a perfect and permanent cure of Catarrh, take Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Its proprietors offer $500 reward for an incurable case. All lsitc.-r:ia;io:i:ll Futility. A typical southern African household described by Oliver Schriener had an English father, a half Dutch mother with a French nam. a N.: U h ;rovom oss, a nlu coo!:, a llottent:t house maid, and a Kaffir stable boy, while the little girl who waited on the table was a IJafi'.ito. Deafness t'annnt e Cured "By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Teafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous- lining of the -Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unlesf file inflammation can betaken out and tbie tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; uiiM5 ases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in 'Jlamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars fr rany case of Deafness (.caused by caturth 'that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh -Cure. Send for circulars, free. . F. .1. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O L&Sud by Druggists, 75c. It is "oil lief ore having a room re puinti:'. to clt-iin the old paiut with two ..unices of soda ti !.-. lived i one quart of v.-alci- and applied vr.ri:i. then wash ing oil all traces of the soda. Help 18 Wanted. fby the women who are ailing and suffer ing, or weak and exhausted. And, t every such woman, hely is guaranteed h Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Foi .young girls just entering womanhood ; women at the critical "change of life" ; women approaching confinement; nursing mothers ; and every woman who ia "run-down" or overworked, it is medicine that builds up, strengthens, and regulates, no matter what the con dition of the system. It's an invigorating, restorative tonic. a soothing and bracing nervine, and the only guaranteed remedy for "female complaints" and weaknessps. In bearing-down sensations, periodical pains, ulceration, inflammation, and ever kindred ailment, if it ever fails to bene" fit or cure,' you -have your money back. The fortune of Cecil Rhodes, premier of Cape Colony, in Africa, is set at somewhere from $60,000,000 to $75,000, 000 all made in the diamond mines of that country. Last June, Dick Crawford brought hit- twelve months old child, suffering from -infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being -sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in such cases, but with out Denenc. ine cnild kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds I- then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 25 cent size had been used, a tniarked improvement was seen and its 'continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Mabi.ow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. f- le by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gist. THE INSTITUTION OF HOME. The hope of America is the homes of America. Marriage is the legitimate basis of n genuine home. Buoklen'f Armca salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, "bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei ores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin rsly ' , I DRIVERS TURN TO THE LEFT. How a Peculiar ICoatl Rule Observed by the English YTas Or!sin-tert. '1 came near having1 several collis ions while driving' in and about Lon don on a recent visit in England, be cause I couldn't pet the hang1 of turn ing' to the left instead of the right upon meeting1 a vehicle, as we do in thin country." said a globe-trotter to a Cincinnati Times-Star reporter a fewl davs aaro. "'You know we always turn! to the risjht in this country, and but for the vigilance of the English driver I would have been mixed up in more than one smash up. I asked dozens of Englishmen why they had such an abominable custom, and not one could tell, 'except-that they had always done it. One day I stepped into a newspa per office and asked one of the edit ors, lie couldn't tell. He appealed to a young- reporter in the room and the boy gave the. explanation that in olden times the foot traveler passed to the right that the shield on the left arm might be interposed to ward off a treacherous blow, and the right? or sword arm, be free to strike. "Horsemen, however, usually had coats of mail to protect them, and there was more safety in being near the an tagonist than in having to strike across the neck of the horse, as would have been necessary had they turned to the right. ' When vehicles came in use later the drivers instinctively followed the old horseback custom and turned to the left. And I believe I have found why we have fallen into the habit of turning to the right. Horses were scarce for several generations in this country after the first saddles came here, and the English custom for foot travelers naturally prevailed, for we were very English in those early days, as you know. We got in the habit of turning to the right, and when con veyances became common we kept turning to the right, because more used to it. A nation will drop into a habit as easily as an individual." SACRED WATER " ANALYZED. A Scientific Examination of Some from a Well at Mecca. A scientific analysis has lately been made in England of the Zcin-Zem wa ter from the sacred well at Mecca, which, according to the Arabs, is the well that the angel showed to Hagar, and whose water saved the life of Ish mael. After reading the results of this analysis, one cannot wonder that pil grims who drink the water are fre quently attacked by cholera. The specimen examined, says the Youth's Companion,, which was hermet ically sealed in tin bottles forty years ago by Sir Richard Burton during his visit to Mecca in the disguise of a der vish, contained sixty-nine grains of chlorine; to the gallon. Water which contains so little as nine grains of chlorine to the gallon is ordinarily re garded as scarcely fit for human con sumption. Moreover, in the case of the Zem-Zern well, it is believed that the chlorine originates from the custom of pouring the water ,over the pilarrims and allow ing it to run back into the well.- The sacred water was found to possess an extraordinary degree of ' hardness," three times as great as that of average water. It also held twenty times as much ammonia compounds as drinking water should contain. No bacteria were discovered, but this is accounted for by the fact tiiat the water had remained for so long it. time sealed up in entire darkness. Forty years of such confinement had com pletely sterilized it, but the chemical impurities remained. THE BLIND PLANT.' A Fungoid Growth Tliat I'reys I'pou the Unman Eye. It may seem strange to some but, according to one of the best opti cians west of the Mississippi, twenty two per cent, of the - fifty or sixty thousand blind persons in the United States were rendered so by the growth of a remarkable fungus planl which seems to be perfectly at home ir the human eye. The little plan' which causes this terrible affliction belongs to the lowest order of the fungi and is a single celled organism knowns as a coccus. -It propagates simply by division that is, a single cell, growing to its full size, splits in to two or more, usually four, perfect plants, these again subdividing as be fore. These plants grow upon the external covering of the eye, and soon destroy the clear . medium so necessary to vision. The propagation of the mis chiefmaker is very rapid, and its growth in the tissues covering the eye ball causes much irritatiop. cutting off the supply of. nutriment, and re-, suiting in congestion. So' far as is known it is spread onlv bv infec tion and must be planted directly up on suitable soil before it can grow. This, in brief, is what is known as the bacterial causu of blindness. TRAVELING HARD WORK. Railway Service Ia I'nc-omfortable Darkest India. in A graphic description of railway travel in India is sent to the Daily Graphic by its lady commissioner. As one may have to spend several days in a train, it is essential that comfortable sleeping ' accommodation should be provided. The seats run sideways along a carriage so that one can lie at full length upon them, and for night accommodation two eKtra bunks are provided above the lower ones. The weary traveler provides herself with a proper bedding kit, including two razias or quilts, made of gayly printed cotton, and wadded like eider-down with cotton wool, a blank et or two and two pillows. One's out er clothing is removed and replaced by a lace-trimmed flannel dressing-gown. The ladies' waiting-rooms on some of the lines are models of what these should be. Baths may be had In privacy and comfort, and at some of the junctions retiring rooms are provided, furnished with couches and long chairs, in which one can rest for a few hours. -I . Mew York Weekly Tril 4IONLY Fh Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle -Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. v ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. ' 1 ' " ' The Largest Wool Market. The rich grazing country along - the eastern' slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the -wool from which finds market here. ' . . . The Dalles is the largest original . wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. . ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the' Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled in the near future. , . The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east has this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places o overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH. It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is scattered over and is being used to develop more farming country than is tributary to a ny other city in Eastern Oregon. Its situation is unsurpassed. Its climate delightful. Its pos sibilities incalculable. I s resources . unlimiod. And on theso orner tons. --) -ii iti-l- J. I FORD, Evangelist Of Dcs - Moines, Iowa, writes under dato 01 March 23, 1893: S. B. Mkd. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old,' who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie now -well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. . Your S. B. Cough ' Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Maa. J. F. Ford. ' If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system -with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two at three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by all druggists. COPYRIGHTS. CAW I OBTAIN A PATENT For a prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to MINN fcCO., who have had nearly Hftr years' experience in the patent business. Communica tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In. formation concerning Patents and bow to ob tain them sent free. Also a catalogue of median ical and scientific books sent free. 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THROUGH FfBiaHtanii Passenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PABBKNUKK. KATKS. One way. . Round trip. ..$2.00 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through ', with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for" Portland received at any time day or night.- Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. CALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE-DALLES, OREGON J-K.. A. DIETRICH, Physician and Surgeon, . DUFUR, OKBGOK. )ff' All professional calls promptly attended o, uay ud uoi. . 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